People in Zongman: My Dimensional Cuisine

“Oh dear, Governor Azazel, although I am very happy that you call me Madam, well... that is not my main ability.”

"As long as it's convenient to use, that's fine. But speaking of which, why do you, Lady Yakumo Yukari, have a private space, but Miss Yakumo Ran still needs to bring a suitcase?"

Yakumo Ran's eyes twitched. This suitcase did indeed belong to the three of them, but... Yakumo Yukari also had a suitcase, and that suitcase was in Yakumo Yukari's gap. What? You're asking why there's something in this suitcase? Who knows?

Yukari Yakumo coughed lightly and said, "We had some things that couldn't fit in our suitcases, so we gave them to Ran. Ran has less luggage than us, so naturally she can fit them all."

Lucifer sighed and said, "You're really lucky to have the Blue Dang shikigami."

"Eh?"

Yukari Yakumo glanced at Ran Yakumo, who was nodding to herself. Ran Yakumo's expression stiffened for a moment before she looked at Orange, who was holding her hand, and said with a smile, "Orange, after dinner today, don't stay out so late. Sora and the others need to rest."

"Hmm! But... um... this is..."

Jinx looked at Yakumo Ran and Orange's tails with a strange look in her eyes. They swayed back and forth, looking quite interesting.

Noticing Jinx's gaze, Yakumo Ran's heart skipped a beat. She knew Jinx was a little devil, a troublemaker. Yakumo Ran immediately hugged Orange to her chest. Orange was stunned for a moment before saying to Jinx in confusion, "I am Orange, the shikigami of Lady Ran!"

Jinx paused for a moment, then waved and said, "Jinx! Is your tail real?"

"Huh? Really?"

"Wow! That's amazing..."

After Yakumo Ran and the others took their seats, Orange and Flandre were clearly very interested in Jinx, and Jinx quickly became familiar with the two girls.

Watching Ran Yakumo talk to Orange and Flandre about what she used to do, Ran breathed a sigh of relief. Although she was rumored to be a troublemaker, she really did seem like a tsundere chuunibyou girl, which was quite cute.

Seeing that Saki wasn't there, Riven quickly said, "Lucy! What happened to you guys today? This dagger looks so much like...!"

Yukari Yakumo said with amusement, "You mean Katarina?"

"Ok!"

Lucifer chuckled and said, "Be confident, it's hers. You might not believe it, but this little brat dared to attack Youxiang..."

"Huh?!" xn

Even Eirin Yagokoro was taken aback. Marisa scratched her head and said, "Lucifer-sensei, do you mean... a human, armed with two daggers, is going to attack this tyrant of the flower field?"

Lucifer smiled and nodded, saying, "That's right. Yuuka broke Katarina's other dagger in front of her, keeping one as a souvenir. And she did it while holding Katarina by the neck and lifting her up."

Riven stammered, "This...then...what about Talon? He couldn't possibly not see it..."

"That hooded man? He was sent flying by Yuuka's punch. Yuuka said he wasn't killed, but he was seriously injured. As for that Swain? I think his name is Swain... He seemed to be trying to sense this area, but he was backfired by Lucy's magic. That's pretty bad."

Riven swallowed hard and said, "Well... what did you do? Just watch the show?"

"We? We went to that...what...we don't know what it is, we just went to see those hidden behind-the-scenes little devils."

"What exactly did you do...?"

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Chapter Twenty: Miss Fortune's Deal with Lucifer, and the Outrageous Jinx (Please Subscribe~)

Seeing the bewildered looks on everyone's faces, Lucifer thought for a moment and said, "After we got there, we went to Noxus to see if Soraka and Akali were there, but they weren't in the capital of Noxus."

"and then?"

"Then we were about to leave, but just as we were about to go, we saw Katarina and Talon coming over. These two didn't say a word, they just started fighting as soon as they saw each other, and they attacked Yuuka, who was closest to them, first. Don't you think they were asking for a beating?"

Kazami Yuuka remained silent, quietly drinking tea and watching the show. Yakumo Yukari smiled and said, "Let me tell you, that Talon was quite interesting. He threw three throwing knives—or rather, throwing knives—but Yuuka used her demonic power to turn them into dust, and then punched Talon into the sky. It seems he fell into the river."

Riven swallowed hard and said, "You didn't use any demonic power, did you...?"

Yuuka Kazami said softly, "Catching a throwing knife by hand is a bit boring, and besides, if I used my demonic power, that Tyrone would already be ashes..."

"Then...what about Katarina?"

Kazami Yuuka said softly, "She tried to seize the opportunity and was quite agile, throwing a knife and chasing after me, almost like teleporting. However... getting close to me would be suicide, so I just grabbed her directly."

"Um...you didn't hit her?"

"He was hit, knocked unconscious with one punch, and then thrown onto the roof."

Everyone silently gave a thumbs up. If this flower field tyrant hadn't fallen in love and become a little gentler, the flower fertilizer would have increased by two...

Yuuko Ichihara asked in confusion, "And then? Where did you go? Demacia?"

"No, we didn't go to Demacia. We went to a place called...yes, Shurima. We went to Shurima, but it was all sand and no fun at all. So we went to Bilgewater instead."

Riven was stunned for a moment and said, "Huh?! Bilgewater?! Really?!"

“Of course, Lucy drew a map, and we got there in no time using the gap.”

"That's really convenient... What happened to you guys in Bilgewater?"

Lucifer thought for a moment and said, "I saw quite a few interesting people, and I also saw a blue unidentified creature, which looked somewhat like a fish but was still standing on two legs. When it saw us, it jumped into the water."

"Um... is there anything else?"

"Yes, we saw two pirates, a man and a woman. Lucy threw the man into the sea because he said he didn't like the man's eyes and that he didn't look like a good person."

"Uh... Planck?"

"Eh? How did you know?"

Riven sighed and said, "Gangplank, the Scourge of the Sea, he's a very notorious pirate, he's done all sorts of evil things... Jinx should have heard of him too... Oh, she probably doesn't know, so... that female pirate is Sarah Doom?"

"Huh? You know about this too? You've even been to Bilgewater?"

Riven shook her head and said, "No, I've never been there. When I was wandering before, I heard bards and wandering merchants talk about them. I knew that Sarah Doom was very beautiful, but she didn't get along with Gangplank, and there was also some... Goddess of Baru?"

"Hmm, it seems that Sarah's Doom blew Plank away once, but he didn't seem to die. Sarah's Doom also made a deal with Lucy."

"Huh? What kind of deal?"

Lucifer said casually, "She seemed quite interesting. She took the initiative to come to me, saying that she felt she might gain something unexpected from talking to me. I won't go into details since we talked for over an hour."

"Oh...so what deal did she make with you?"

“I gave her defensive magic, which is magic that can negate attacks and curses, so that she can deal with Planck without worrying about him until she has finished her revenge. But this magic is only useful when she is in danger and is doing something worthwhile, not evil.”

"This is really high-class. What's the reward?"

“I gave her three choices: the wealth of her first half of life, ten years of her life, or to be my servant for a year. What do you think she chose?”

Riven sighed and said, "I think you just don't like that Gangplank... You're not even there, a year of servants won't make a difference."

Lucifer casually replied, "I'm the seller, I make the decisions. Isn't it better to do things according to my mood?"

"Yes, yes!"

Hearing Jinx's jeers, Lucifer said irritably, "By the way! You brat! You've got some nerve!"

Yuko Ichihara asked in confusion, "What did Jinx do?"

Yukari Yakumo waved her hand and said, "That brat planted bombs in many buildings in Piltover that were indeed useless but took up a lot of space, and then detonated them all at once. Fortunately, the explosives she used were not very powerful, so they just collapsed the buildings and no one was seriously injured, but there were definitely some minor injuries."

Jinx scoffed and said, "Those buildings are useless and ugly! And a bunch of statues of hypocritical bastards! Just looking at those stupid faces makes me want to spit out the bombs! Besides, this is just the beginning!"

"Yes, yes, so you just launched all sorts of building blueprints into the sky with missiles and scattered them over Piltover like rain? The purpose was to rebuild Piltover?"

"No, it's just that I simply don't like them, and it would also benefit Zuan... I even wrote a lot about the disgusting side of those nobles!"

Eirin Yagokoro said with some concern, "If that's the case... Piltover's morale will be unstable..."

"That means not everyone's stupid! And I blew up that bastard Jess's lab! Hey! That was so exciting! It was hilarious to see him chasing after me with a hammer!"

Lucifer said irritably, "If I hadn't come over, you would have been hammered to death by that Jess! That's a cannon! He was furious! And why did you go back and kick him twice after I stunned him with magic, especially in the face?"

Jinx's expression was complicated, a hint of struggle flashing in her eyes, before she casually said, "It's nothing, I just can't stand this disgusting and hypocritical man. He should know that betrayal and hypocrisy come at a price!"

"Huh? What did he do?"

Lucifer and the others naturally noticed the strange look in Jinx's eyes; there was a story behind it. But Jinx simply said casually, "I've almost forgotten all the boring things from before. I just know he was a disgusting guy, and that's enough."

"Let's not talk about that anymore, this is so interesting! I didn't expect even the legendary Lady Grey to show up!"

Riven paused for a moment, then said with a surprised look, "Lady Grey?! Camille?! That's right... You've turned Piltover upside down, she had no choice but to come out... Rumor has it she's very powerful, the real power behind Piltover... How is she?"

Yukari Yakumo said with a smile, "If we want to teach this girl a lesson, we can watch the show. But her murderous aura is too strong, so we naturally have to control ourselves. She's probably awake by now."

Jinx punched him in the face and laughed, "Hey! Did you guys notice? Camille's incredulous look when she got knocked away! That emotionless girl can actually do that! Ouch! That hurts!"

Yukari Yakumo pinched Jinx's cheek in an annoyed tone and said, "You dare to talk back? If we don't go, you're dead! We're in a good mood today, but in a couple of days, you'll have to explain what you're really thinking! How dare you!"

"Hmph! Fine, I'll confess! Jinx's art should be known to everyone! Ah! Let go of me! It hurts! Chef! Chef! Your wife is bullying me!"

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Chapter Twenty-One: Eirin Yagokoro, the Virtuous Wife and Loving Mother, and Lucifer's Thoughts (Please Subscribe~)

It wasn't until after 1 a.m. that Tony finally finished his champagne and said with a smile, "Hopefully these snacks, barbecue, hot pot base, and stuff will last for two months!"

Bai Yu thought for a moment and said, "So, if you're going to have a barbecue, are you really planning to eat nothing but meat and not eat any vegetables at all?"

"Hmm? No, no, no."

Yukari Yakumo and the others nodded in agreement. After eating meat for so long, Tony might grow quite large by the time they saw him next time. Tony casually said, "I can have some seafood too."

Bai Yu was also stunned for a moment before laughing and saying, "Then you can wait for the devilish fitness plan."

"I was just saying, but... I'll try my best. Well then, Little Chili and I are heading back now. Have a great summer vacation!"

Bai Yu nodded and said gently, "Have a happy summer vacation. Oh, and remember the blueprints I gave you."

Tony smiled and said, "That's simple, no problem."

Bai Yu nodded without saying anything. Tony and Potts had left, but Azazel had already slipped away. However, he didn't leave empty-handed; he took several bags of hot pot base and more than ten bottles of peach blossom wine. Anyone who didn't know better would think he had come to buy supplies.

After working hard for most of the night, Bai Yu could finally relax for a while. Although he didn't feel tired, he couldn't help but stretch. He didn't know why, but after working hard, people always like to stretch or relax their backs and waists, which always feels particularly comfortable.

But Lucifer and the others saw this action differently. Was Bai Yu tired? This was something that Lucifer and the others were very concerned about.

Yagokoro Eirin looked around before blushing and standing up to walk behind Shiro. Shiro was stunned for a moment and before he could say anything, he saw Yagokoro Eirin silently massaging his shoulders.

Bai Yu chuckled and said gently, "Why are you suddenly giving me a massage?"

Eirin Yagokoro whispered, "You look a little tired... I know how to massage... Is this pressure okay?"

"Besides Kaguya, I'm probably the first person to experience the Sage of the Moon's massage."

Yukari Yakumo and the others were all propping their faces up with amusement, watching. Eirin Yagokoro blushed but still whispered, "I've never given the princess a massage either..."

"Hmm? That's really satisfying."

Yukari Yakumo, never one to shy away from a good show, exclaimed, "Eirin! My shoulders are sore too! I want a massage too!"

Eirin Yagokoro said softly, "Don't you have blue?"

"That's different!"

Eirin Yagokoro ignored Yukari Yakumo and continued massaging Shiraha. Yukari Yakumo just sighed and said, "Eirin, you really are biased."

"This is my duty."

Everyone silently gave her a thumbs up. Wow, she really is a virtuous wife and loving mother. Lucifer, resting his chin on his hand, said, "Hey? Are people coming soon?"

Yuko Ichihara said with a helpless expression, "Huh? More people coming? It's so late, Kobayashi has already finished his late-night snack and gone home, who else wants to come?"

Yukari Yakumo said irritably, "Yuuko, don't embarrass us good-looking people, okay? What kind of guests are you talking about! Chifuyu and the others should be arriving one after another soon!"

Yuko Ichihara nodded in realization and said, "Oh! Right, right! I almost forgot!"

At this point, Bai Yu sighed and said, "To be honest... I feel like there will still be guests."

"Huh?" xn

Eirin Yagokoro lowered her head and asked in confusion, "Huh? It's already past midnight, will anyone really come?"

Yakumo Yukari narrowed her eyes and said, "I feel that Shiraha just wants Eirin to massage him a little longer! I've already figured it out!"

Eirin Yagokoro blushed, feeling a little secretly pleased that she was needed. She smiled and said, "There's no need. I'm always available whenever Shiraha wants a massage. After all, it's my duty."

Yuko Ichihara clicked her tongue and said, "Eirin, you're really something..."

Bai Yu shook his head and said, "No, I really have a feeling that more guests are coming. Don't you think so?"

"There are other guests... Could it be Hai Meng? She might indeed come for breakfast or something, but is Hai Meng considered an outsider?"

Yukari Yakumo narrowed her eyes and said, "You're not talking about... Fukami and the others, are you?"