People in Zongman: My Dimensional Cuisine

To be precise, she was testing her patience. This morning, she was sweeping the floor when she suddenly saw Yukari Yakumo run out from the gap.

"If Yukari Yakumo dares to lie to me... should I use a talisman? Or should I smash her head with the Yin-Yang Jewel? This is such a dilemma..."

That's roughly what happened...

"No unusual events... How boring... Hmm? Yukari Yakumo?"

As a certain shrine maiden was sweeping the floor, Yakumo Yukari jumped out from the gap in front of her and said with a smile, "Yo! Good morning, Reimu. Sweeping the floor so early?"

"We're going to dig for wild vegetables today, so we need to get to work early."

Yukari Yakumo nodded, and Reimu asked in confusion, "So, what are you doing here? Are you here to make an offering?"

Yukari Yakumo's lips twitched as she said, "Hey... Reimu, what would your reaction be if I told you we're having a big meal tonight?"

Upon hearing this, Reimu immediately threw down the broom she was holding and said, "Yukari Yakumo, this is the first time I've felt that you're reliable. So, what do you want to eat? Where? Are you hosting a party?"

Yukari Yakumo's eyes twitched slightly as she said, "No... we're not having a cocktail party, but there is indeed a big meal coming."

"Eh? Really?"

Yukari Yakumo said with a smile, "Is what I say unreliable?"

Reimu looked Yakumo Yukari up and down before nodding and saying, "If it's what you said... then it's completely unbelievable. I'd better finish quickly and go dig for wild vegetables..."

Yukari Yakumo shouted, "Reimu! We're telling the truth! There really is a big meal! How could we lie to you?"

Ling thought for a moment and said, "Hmm...okay...but I'd better go dig up some wild vegetables just in case, otherwise I personally feel like I'll still be tricked by you."

"Therefore, we must offer it!"

Reimu was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Really? Here are denominations of ten yen, one hundred yen, one thousand yen, ten thousand yen, and one hundred thousand yen, etc. Take a look and see what you are..."

Yukari Yakumo pulled out a one-yen coin, and the air froze. She smiled and said, "Is that enough sincerity?"

"One dollar?"

Reimu grabbed a broom and went straight for it. "A one-yen broom to chase people away? Are you kidding me?" Yakumo Yukari laughed and said, "Don't bother with dinner, wait for us to pick you up for a big meal!"

She disappeared as she spoke. Reimu stared at the coin on the ground for a long time, about three seconds, before picking it up and continuing her work. Even a small mosquito is still meat.

And so, Reimu really did pick some wild vegetables, and then waited at the shrine. She chose to trust Yukari Yakumo this once, so she just drank tea and waited.

"Yukari Yakumo...you'd better not lie to me..."

At that moment, Yukari Yakumo seemed to sense something and opened her eyes. After a long pause, she asked in confusion, "Eh? Did we forget something?"

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Chapter 532 Reimu: It's an anomaly! Urinating or defecating in public will result in a fine! (Please subscribe~)

Just as Reimu was about to start cooking, she saw Yakumo Yukari appear in front of her. As Yukari was about to greet her, she noticed the Yin-Yang Orb next to Reimu.

Yukari Yakumo swallowed hard and said, "Um... Reimu... why did you bring that jewel over?"

Reimu said softly, "It's nothing. I just want to know, where is the feast? Are you going to have a feast on the moon?"

Yukari Yakumo quickly said, "Don't...don't be impulsive! We have our reasons! We really have our difficulties! Reimu! Even if others don't believe us, how can you not believe us?"

"Huh? You know my nickname is 'Someone'?"

Yukari Yakumo paused for a second before clearing her throat and saying, "Well... I came straight to you as soon as I finished my work, didn't I? See! See! I'm the best to you!"

Reimu tilted her head and glanced at it before saying softly, "You? You're busy? It's outrageous that you can actually say the word 'busy'."

Yukari Yakumo said somewhat awkwardly in a low voice, "Um... we have a matter of life and death!"

Reimu rolled her dead fish eyes and said, "You? About life and death? Something important? Do you think I don't know what level of understanding of life and death you possess? Something important? Who died?"

"we!"

Just as Reimu was about to walk over with the jewel in her hand, she saw Yakumo Yukari and immediately shouted, "Reimu! What are you doing?!"

"Weren't you dead? Even the Boundary Demon is dead, yet you still dare to come here. Just defeat it and be done with it."

"No! I'm only talking about matters of life and death! I really have my reasons!"

Reimu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Alright, tell me your reasons. As long as it's not like we slept together too long, I can accept it."

Just as Yukari Yakumo was about to speak, her smile froze. "I just attacked you once, and you immediately use the turret to block the door? That's too much!" Despite saying that, Yukari Yakumo was still quickly thinking of an answer in her mind.

After a long while, Yukari Yakumo said with a serious expression, "Alright, we've already slept together."

Seeing her admit it so frankly, Reimu was completely stunned. Yukari Yakumo coughed lightly and said, "Hey! It's nothing! Reimu's off! Let's go get a big meal! Eh? Where's Ran?"

Upon hearing this, Yakumo Ran, who was hiding to the side, raised her hand and said, "Lady Yukari! I'm here!"

Yukari Yakumo sighed and said, "Seriously, Ran, what are you doing squatting over there?"

Upon hearing this, Reimu glanced at her and said softly, "Yakumo Ran, urinating or defecating indiscriminately will result in a fine."

Yakumo Ran quickly exclaimed, "Sorry! No... wait! I didn't pee or poop anywhere! I was just squatting here to rest for a while!"

Yakumo Yukari breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Ran, you really need to practice more."

Yakumo Ran's lips twitched. She couldn't very well say that she was afraid the two of them would fight, so she would squat to the side to see if they were just joking or if they were really fighting and if she should come out to help. If she did that, the Yin-Yang Orb would probably fall on her head today.

Reimu casually asked, "So, how about the main course?"

Yakumo Ran immediately became excited upon hearing about the feast, her eyes shining as she looked at Yakumo Yukari. Seeing Yakumo Ran like this, Reimu felt a little relieved; it seemed there really was something delicious to eat.

Yukari Yakumo looked at the shrine door and said, "This is it, Reimu. Please use your shrine."

"Huh? What are you trying to do? Be careful, or you'll be charged!"

"Um... I won't use it recklessly... I'm just using the door."

"Hmm? Really? Do you need me to explain? It's only 100 yen."

Yakumo Ran's lips twitched. It was the same familiar taste. It was definitely that shameless shrine maiden. Yakumo Yukari sighed and said, "Just use your shrine's door to go to the restaurant."

"Huh?! What is that?! What do you want to do using my shrine's door?! Where are you going to eat?!"

"I already said it's a restaurant."

"Huh?! A restaurant? What restaurant? Can't you just use the gap?"

Yukari Yakumo sighed and said, "It's a restaurant in another world. I'm just using your door. Don't be nervous."

"Oh... um?! Another world?! I'm not well-read, don't lie to me."

What would we get from lying to you? Wild vegetables?

Just as Reimu was about to say something, she saw the door of her shrine light up! The door lit up! Yakumo Ran was already drooling. She had tried that dipping sauce at noon today and found it to be delicious, but it just wasn't as good as Shiraha's. Now, just thinking about the golden fried tofu made her mouth water!

Reimu ran straight over to the door and shouted, "My shrine! Yukari Yakumo! Give me an explanation!"

"Don't be nervous, just open the door and take a look."

Reimu froze when she opened the door. A warm, soft light stunned her. Yukari Yakumo opened her fan and smiled, saying, "How was it? Wasn't it interesting?"

Reimu stared blankly for a moment before exclaiming, "Hey! Yukari Yakumo! This is an anomaly, right?!"

Yukari Yakumo's lips twitched. She wanted to explain, but she really didn't know how. A door suddenly appeared in Gensokyo that connected to a restaurant in another world, and this door specifically targeted the lair of a great youkai. No matter how you looked at it, this was an anomaly! But Yukari Yakumo knew that this was not an anomaly.

After thinking for a long time, Yukari Yakumo shook her head and said, "This is not an anomaly! Come with me!"

"I want to see what kind of anomaly this is!"

"I told you it wasn't a mutation!"

"Then why is my door glowing?!"

"This is the gateway to the world!"

"This isn't an anomaly?!"

As Yakumo Ran watched Reimu walk inside, Yakumo Yukari quickly followed, jogging after her. As the door closed, a blonde girl wearing a wizard's hat glanced at it and exclaimed with shining eyes, "Wow! This is fun!"

After she ran over and took a look, there was nothing in the shrine. The girl rubbed her eyes and said, "Huh?! That's not right! Where are those three big people?!"

"No... I must come back tomorrow and get to the bottom of this!"

With that, she flew away on her broomstick. On the other side, Kazami Yuuka looked at the lit door and said softly, "Shiraha, you've had a lot of customers coming to your shop lately."

"But they're all very interesting, aren't they?"

Yuuka Kazami thought for a moment and said, "More or less, but why did you come out of the kitchen?"

"Because a new guest has arrived, Ms. Kazami, you are surprisingly a little clumsy."

"Clumsy...clumsy?!"

"It's been a long time since I've seen a change in your expression. You still look the same as before, so I can rest assured."

Kazami Yuuka gritted her teeth. Damn it, she'd broken through again! That bastard!

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Chapter 533 Reimu: Does Rice Cost Money?, The Outrageous Reimu (Please Subscribe~)

At this moment, Bai Yu, Lucifer, and Kazami Yuuka were staring at the doorway. Just as Kazami Yuuka was wondering who it was, she saw a familiar shoe.

Kazami Yuuka immediately lost interest, and just as she was about to turn her head back to look at the bonsai, she heard a sound that made her freeze in shock.

"Yukari Yakumo! Slow down! I haven't finished packing up the vegetables yet!"

"Hey! Never mind those wild vegetables! Isn't there a feast coming up?"

"This is an anomaly!"

"Hey! Mr. Manager! We're back again!"

Bai Yu hesitated for a moment as he watched Yakumo Yukari walk in with a shrine maiden before smiling and saying, "To be honest, I really like guests like you, Miss Yakumo."

Yukari Yakumo was taken aback for a moment before laughing and saying, "Hahaha! Is the shopkeeper confessing his feelings to me? I really didn't expect that."

Bai Yu shook his head and said, "No, no, no, what I mean is that it's really great that you can bring several new customers at once, Miss Yakumo. As the owner of the restaurant, I really like customers like you."

Yukari Yakumo said with a smile, "Isn't this a confession? It's alright, Mr. Manager. I still have a lot of feelings for you. You can definitely give it a try!"

"Although I am a restaurant manager, I am still quite good at judging people. Miss Yakumo, there is not a trace of expectation or liking in your eyes."

Yukari Yakumo was taken aback, then looked at Reimu beside her and asked in confusion, "Reimu, look at your eyes, what are you seeing?"

"Eye boogers."

"I'm going to die!"

"Is this the time?! Hey! You over there! Tell me! Why is my door glowing?! No... why are you in my shrine?! No... where am I?! No... why... um..."

Bai Yu smiled and said, "This is a restaurant in another world, but don't worry, you can go back by opening the door. Don't worry, this is just a restaurant."

Reimu tilted her head and said, "You're telling me that your restaurant has put its door on the door of my shrine, and then you're telling me it's just a restaurant? How likely do you think I'm to believe you? I'm not stupid!"

Yukari Yakumo covered her face and said, "Manager, this child is an expert at handling incidents, so she mistook your shop for an incident..."

"This is definitely an anomaly! Could it be something that can trap people here or alter space itself? This is truly extraordinary..."

Kazami Yuuka said softly, "Reimu, that's enough. This isn't the cause of the incident. This shop just happens to be connected to Gensokyo, and the first door that opened was in my flower field."

Reimu looked at Yuuka Kazami and said, "Is this really not an anomaly, but just some kind of coincidental time travel?"

Kazami Yuuka nodded and said softly, "I'm a regular customer."

Reimu nodded and said, "If that's the case, then I'll believe you."

Yukari Yakumo gripped her fan and gritted her teeth, saying, "Reimu! Why don't you believe what I say?! But you believe what Yuuka says?! I refuse to accept this!"

Reimu casually remarked, "Yuuka seems more reliable than you..."

Kazami Yuuka said softly, "Your judgment is correct. So, Yakumo Yukari, explain to me why Reimu, this shrine maiden, also knows about this place?"

"Um... Yuuka, didn't we already tell you?"

Kazami Yuuka didn't say anything, and Yakumo Yukari breathed a sigh of relief and smiled at Shiraha, saying, "Manager! We want meat, wine, and dessert!"

Yakumo Ran excitedly exclaimed, "Manager! I...I want meat too, and fried tofu!"

Bai Yu nodded and said gently, "What about drinks?"

Just as Yakumo Ran was about to suggest juice, she heard Yakumo Yukari say softly, "Ran, you probably wouldn't choose juice or anything like that, would you? We'd really feel helpless if we did."

Yakumo Ran quickly said, "I...I want to drink too! Please give me some!"