People in Zongman: My Dimensional Cuisine

Lucifer's lips twitched as he said, "You're more suited to be a demon, but Medici is even more outrageous because she'll smash people into mincemeat with her giant hammer."

Bai Yu's lips twitched as he said, "An artsy girl?"

Lucifer nodded somewhat awkwardly and said, "It's absurd, but it's true... Medis loves reading and has a gentle, simple personality; she's just too curious. If you want to pique her curiosity, it's best to make it interesting for her, otherwise, the best way is to make her angry..."

Bai Yu said with a hint of helplessness, "You demons from hell really like to kill people for strange reasons. You really are demons..."

Lucifer thought for a moment and said, "You can't say that. There are always demons who don't like killing."

"Huh? There are such things? You're not going to talk about yourself again, are you...?"

Lucifer sighed and said, "I don't really enjoy killing, but I usually end up as my slave... a pile of skeletons... Pfft~ Bai Yu... if you become a skeleton..."

"Ok?"

"Nothing... I just wanted to say that if you turned into a skeleton, you'd definitely be a super cool skeleton!"

Bai Yu sighed and said, "Let's forget about impossible things. Let's talk about that demon you said doesn't like killing. Cerberus is obviously not a gentle being..."

"Huh? I thought you'd guess Cerberus... Why? Because they're mischievous?"

Bai Yu shook his head and said, "Because when we first met Cerberus, she tried to pounce on us and bite us. Besides, in every mythology, hellhounds are not kind or gentle beings..."

“You’re right. Cerberus is the gatekeeper in the underworld. The three of them also symbolize 666, which means demons. They will tear people apart, but of course, it depends on which one gave the suggestion... Actually, I’m talking about justice, the righteous demons, you know.”

After thinking for a moment, Bai Yu nodded and said, "I know her. You said she was a former chief prosecutor. Doesn't she like killing?"

Lucifer shook his head and said, "Not at all. In fact, she likes fun things and is friendly to everything. Just like her name suggests, she's a nice girl."

Bai Yu nodded and smiled, saying, "It seems like she'll come looking for you..."

"how do you know?"

"Intuition. After all, you said she gets along well with everyone, so she should have discovered that three very important people, Pendor, you, and Cerberus, are not in Hell."

Lucifer nodded and said, "You're right, she already knows I'm here, but she doesn't know you yet. However, if she did know, she'd probably be thrilled to befriend you. My only worry is that she'll tell others when she gets back to Hell, since she likes new things and will likely travel around a lot..."

Bai Yu said with a smile, "I'm looking forward to this friend, but what are you doing, Lucifer?"

"Hmm? Giving Pandelela a list, even though it's said she has to pay for it herself, she's still a future sister after all, it's really a headache..."

"Are you so sure?"

Lucifer said irritably, "You have to believe in your charm and your luck with women. Pande is definitely not going to escape you. But I feel like Ziyin is a prophet. She just gave you a deadline, and Pande is here. Ugh, I'm really impressed by her..."

Bai Yu said irritably, "You make it sound like I'm some kind of dangerous item. But you guys can set off together tomorrow, because Klaqi and the others need to buy daily necessities and decorations."

"Okay, I got it. But I saw Eevee today! It was so cute! It's a shame I didn't have a Poké Ball then..."

"You're pregnant now?"

Lucifer nodded and pulled a Poké Ball from a nearby storage space, saying, "I bought a lot! I didn't expect Poké Balls to be so cheap..."

What currency are you using?

"Gold, diamonds, gemstones... to me, they're like stones..."

Bai Yu laughed and said, "It really is... But Lucifer, you demons are really incredibly rich..."

Lucifer nodded and said, "That's for sure... Not to mention anything else, for us demons, if we go out and buy a bowl, it'll be an antique by the time we wake up, not to mention all sorts of treasures. However..."

"But what?"

Lucifer suddenly leaned closer and said playfully, "Bai Yu, quit your shop, I'll support you~"

Bai Yu glanced at Lucifer, smiled, put his arm around Lucifer's waist, and whispered, "So you want me to say, Aunt Lucifer, I don't want to work hard anymore?"

"Get lost, you're the auntie! You shouldn't even call your wife 'auntie'! Pfft~ Hahahaha! But it's quite funny... Bai Yu, say something nice, and the Queen will give you pocket money~ Hahahaha! So funny!"

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Chapter 394 Excited Caitlin, Surprised Vi (Please subscribe~)

At that moment, at the Piltover Police Department, just as everyone was leaving get off work, Caitlyn didn't even say goodbye to her colleagues before grabbing Vi, who was drinking water and studying the design of her new car, and dashing out.

The officers all swallowed hard. One of them, who was about to greet the officer on night duty, said, "Commander Caitlin and Commander Wei have certainly been quite busy these past few days..."

"Hmm..."

Before Wei could even react, she was already at the police station entrance, clutching her water bottle. She quickly called out, "Caitlyn, my water bottle! Wait, let me put it down!"

"It's just a cup, right? I'll buy you another one tomorrow. Besides, you didn't actually lose it, so you can keep it at my place for now."

Vi sighed, holding her water glass, and said, "Caitlyn, have you really lost your mind... Hmm? Oh! Isn't this the great hero of Piltover, the City Light, Mr. Jayce?"

Vi had only spoken halfway when a tall man in fancy clothes appeared at the entrance of the police station. Vi felt quite sorry for Jess.

Because it's obvious that Caitlin's heart is filled with the bad man she talks about. Of course, the specifics of her feelings are unknown, but Caitlin has no interest in discussing love right now. She just wants to prove herself. During this period, Caitlin has been ignoring the shop owner and the so-called Queen of Hell.

Piltover knows that Caitlyn and Jayce are a good match and have a decent relationship, but Jayce doesn't know that Caitlyn doesn't have any of those feelings right now.

Jess could also hear the sarcasm in Vi's tone, but he didn't say anything because he was a gentleman, and he knew very well that Vi was just like that. If you didn't get along with her, she wouldn't even greet you; she would just punch you.

Jess chuckled and said, "Enforcer Vieira, long time no see. I heard your motorcycle broke down? I've been researching it for a year, and just as I came out, I heard this unfortunate news. It needs..."

Vi calmly took a sip of water and said, "No, no need to trouble yourself. Caitlin said she would give me a new one. I like to modify it myself, Dr. Jess, you should know that very well."

Jess nodded and said, "I'm glad that the famous Piltover Enforcer is still a research talent who is keen on practice and hands-on work. Although his approach is one-dimensional, it's still a good thing."

Just as Vi was about to speak, Caitlin said, "Jess, is something wrong? If not, Vi and I have some errands to run."

Jess quickly said, "Caitlyn, remember? I said we'd go to the opera together after I finished my research. There's one today."

Caitlin was taken aback and asked in confusion, "When did this happen?"

"Um... about a year ago. Sorry, Caitlyn, you know that research could bring a brighter future to Piltover."

Caitlin sighed and said, "I know, I know, but Jess, I don't have time today. Vie and I have errands to run. We'll see each other another time."

"Where are you going? It's so late. Do you need me to take you there? Or do you need any help? You should know the power of Mercury's hammer."

Hearing this, Caitlin sighed, a hint of disappointment and annoyance flashing in her eyes. She shook her head decisively and said, "No, Jess, the two of us are enough, and you don't need to get involved in this kind of thing."

"Okay, then see you again sometime."

Vi tossed her water glass to Jess and said, "Dr. Jess! Put my water glass back on my desk, thank you! Caitlin, don't pull me, there's still time! Hey! Slow down!"

Jess, holding his water glass, chuckled and said, "What an excellent citizen, fighting so hard for the law and justice! But Caitlin is unusually anxious. Hmm? What's wrong?"

Just then, a man in a white robe ran over and said that the experiment had taken another turn. Jess immediately ran out, but returned after a few steps and placed the water glass in the man's hand, saying, "Put it on Enforcer Vi's desk."

After saying that, he ran back without any gentlemanly manners. Who knows how long this experiment will take? The researcher, holding a water glass, blinked and walked into the police station, saying in bewilderment, "What's going on here...?"

Although Caitlin is a policewoman, she is a true second-generation official and a second-generation rich kid. She's incredibly wealthy, and her family lives in a mansion. Caitlin didn't change her clothes but went to wash her face. Then, she looked at Vi sitting on the sofa eating an orange and said, "Vi, are you really going to wear your boxing gloves?"

Wei waved her hand and said, "Caitlyn, first of all, I still don't believe it's true. Secondly, I don't believe that man could confiscate my entire set, because without the switch, no one can take it off. The switch is inside the gauntlets. Caitlyn, didn't you also take your sniper rifle? Finally, Caitlyn, where did you buy this tangerine? It's delicious."

Caitlin said irritably, "I'll give you a few pounds of it in a few days if you like it. I brought the gun in case I didn't make it back in time for an emergency mission. Never mind... whatever you want. But I really want to see what Vi looks like without her boxing gloves."

"Caitlyn, you should be glad I'm not a man and not your husband, otherwise I would definitely teach you a lesson!"

Caitlin waved her hand and said, "Come to my room, stop playing with that citrus! Your boxing gloves will break it!"

Vi ignored her and continued to tossing the tangerine. Caitlin didn't care either. When she got to her room, she saw Vi looking at Caitlin with amusement, one hand holding a sniper rifle and the other on the doorknob.

"Hey, Caitlin, you've been frying a pancake for almost... almost the time it takes to make one, what are you going to do?"

Caitlin sighed and said, "I'm calming down. Okay, I need to think about that store now. Vie, don't bother me."

"I didn't say anything!"

Caitlin closed her eyes, imagining the shop in her mind, and murmured, "That wicked chef named Bai Yu, and... (dozens of words omitted here) and some strange food..."

“Katy... Caitlin! Caitlin! Caitlin!”

Hearing Vi's shout, Caitlin immediately opened her eyes, turned her head, and said with an annoyed look, "Vi! I said! Don't bother me! What did you say?!"

Vi grabbed Caitlin's shoulder and turned her around, pointing at the door with wide eyes and saying incredulously, "Caitlin, you'd better tell me there's no light bulb in this door, or I'll be really surprised..."

Caitlin stared blankly at the glowing door, then jumped up excitedly and shouted, "Vi! This is the door! This is the door! This is the glowing door! We're going to get through!"

As she spoke, Caitlin opened the door. Staring at the soft white light before her, Vi stammered, "Unbelievable, Caitlin...you're not crazy...."

"nonsense!"

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Chapter 395 Caitlin's Unlucky Experiences and Valuable Corny Pickup Lines (Please Subscribe~)

Vi could say she never imagined such a thing would happen. She originally thought Caitlin was just joking, never expecting that this outrageous existence was actually real, because bathing in this light made her feel very warm.

For some reason, Caitlin's heart was racing, and she gripped the sniper rifle a little tighter. She still couldn't forget how Bai Yu had confiscated her gun and how she had been scared to tears by two nasty women. Before she could say anything, Bai Yu had comforted her gently and even ordered a few dishes, eating them while crying, and honestly saying that they were delicious.

What embarrassed Caitlyn the most was that she hadn't brought any money with her. After searching for a long time, all she found was a pair of handcuffs. Even Lucifer and Yuuko looked at her like she was an idiot. In the end, Jinx told her, "Hurry up and go. I'll pay for your meal. But you're not allowed to snipe me next time you see me!"

Caitlin was incredibly embarrassed that day. She simply grabbed her hat and gun and ran away. When she got back, nobody knew that Caitlin hadn't even reported it. She just covered her face with her hat and ran home, then threw herself onto her bed and rolled around with her pillow.

Thinking about what happened in the shop made her feel ashamed and she was too embarrassed to face anyone. The most important thing was that she actually liked that place. Although she didn't want to admit it, she just really liked it. She knew that it was the food, the restaurant, and Jinx's lifestyle.

Especially that bad man, she had no idea what he was thinking. The next day at work, she was absent-minded and nothing tasted good. She was thinking about that dish and, to be honest, Bai Yu. Bai Yu was even more handsome and elegant than Jayce, the most gentlemanly man in Piltover.

Furthermore, it's clear that Bai Yu is very considerate and gentle towards Yuuko, Lucifer, Kasugano Sora, and even Jinx. Although he is also very considerate and gentle towards her, he lacks a bit of doting. This makes Caitlyn deeply impressed by Bai Yu, who surpasses Jayce in every aspect.

What? Technology? Judging from the phones in Lucifer's hands and the even more beautiful lights here, it's clear that this place is just as high-tech as Piltover, and even more humane. As for money, she doesn't think the witch and the Queen of Hell would be short of money.

Vi, looking at her lunch being forked and stuck in front of her, asked with a puzzled expression, "Caitlyn, why aren't you eating? You're going to poke a hole in this bowl..."

"I'm thinking of a restaurant..."

"Oh, it seems you've found a great place. Take me there sometime."

"OK..."

Wei took a sip of water and said with a smile, "If there were a shop like that, you and Jess..."

Upon hearing this, Caitlin reacted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and said with a displeased expression, "I can't stand hearing Jess's name! If it's true, he can go a year without ever going to the lab and still make delicious food."

Wei paused for a moment, then said somewhat awkwardly, "Caitlyn, what's wrong?"

Caitlin blushed and said, "I'm fine! I was just thinking about a bad man!"

Wei, with an air of knowing, said, "You have feelings for Jie..."

Caitlyn shouted, "Hey! Vi! I said it! Not Jayce! Not Jayce! I wasn't thinking about Jayce! The man I'm talking about is a restaurant manager! He's handsome, but he's also bad! Got it?!"

Wei swallowed hard and said, "Um... so Jay... that guy's out of the running?"

"Who's talking about that! What I care about is getting him arrested! But he's not in this world!"

"He's dead?!"

"He's alive! But he's in another world! His shop is in another world too! Jinx is there too! And she's very obedient to that man. You might not believe it, but Jinx is somehow associated with being well-behaved!"

"What else?"

"And the Queen of Hell! You know what Vi is like! I saw the Queen of Hell! She's beautiful and has a great presence. She has horns and is wearing a formal suit that I've never seen before. She and that man are lovers! Besides her, there's also a pair of incredibly beautiful, otherworldly sisters who look like they've been resurrected! Although I don't know what dimension they're referring to."

Wei, holding the communicator in her hand, said, "Hmm, is there anything else?"

"And there's this girl who's really cute and sensible, just like a well-mannered young lady like me. She's incredibly beautiful. If she were a doll, I think this style would sell like hotcakes! Wait, Wei, what are you doing?"

"Are you done?"

"Yes!"

Vi sighed and said, "So that's the situation. I think she needs treatment. Maybe Jinx used a neurotoxin."

"Let her rest immediately! The doctor will be here soon!"

"Yes!"

And so Caitlin began a full range of tests, followed by five months of psychological therapy. She felt like she was going crazy and wouldn't believe anyone she talked to. During the toxin tests, she even applied for two months of evening exercise time.

With Vi by her side, the two of them were in front of the glasses store where they had chased Jinx and disappeared when things suddenly became chaotic. They were frantically opening and closing the door, not believing in the supernatural. The owner was almost in tears because no one was coming to buy glasses anymore. Caitlyn even taught herself some Zaun folk "spells" (for fooling children) and chanted them while opening the door. Vi finally couldn't take it anymore and dragged her back.

She only managed to calm herself down and was released not long ago, and now she's furious just thinking about it. Those damned guys, why don't you try locking up Vi yourself?! (Vi: Caitlin! It's all your fault!)

When Caitlyn stepped into the store again and saw that it was even more beautiful, more spacious, and more exquisite, she breathed a sigh of relief. This was not the style of Piltover, nor the style of Runeterra; this was the style of this place, a style that made her feel very relaxed, a style that was still fresh in her memory.

Vi followed Bai Yu out, looking around at his shop, not even noticing the crushed tangerine in her hand. She stammered, "Caitlyn... I believe you... You're right... Jinx is right too... This... this shop really exists... And... is this really a restaurant? It's so beautiful!"

Caitlin looked around and nodded. Just as she was about to speak, she saw Lucifer clinging to Bai Yu's arm and eating fruit, while Bai Yu was being fed fruit by Lucifer from time to time. It's worth mentioning that there was a pile of gold coins and diamonds on the table.

Lucifer's smile was a little stiff now. She had actually pulled out a bunch of jewelry and asked Bai Yu to say cheesy pick-up lines to her. Bai Yu was bored, so he just teased this little queen. Anyway, it was all his own money, so he could just throw it on the table. Lucifer knew very well that Bai Yu was just playing along with her, and she enjoyed this little game between the two of them.