Are you worthy enough to listen to what I, Shura Armor, have to say?

But what exactly does it take to have a baby?

Mortis looked at Haotian, revealing the ghost picture while thinking in his mind what to do.

In the final analysis, she is only good at talking. Mu's knowledge in this area can be said to be tragic. No matter how strong Mortis appears, the database in her brain is the same as the data in Mu's head.

People cannot imagine things they have never seen, and the same is true for mental illness.

So although Mortis knew that having sex with a man would lead to her pregnancy and force him to take care of her for the rest of his life, she actually didn't understand what to do.

The gesture and "hug" just now were just a bluff of copying others. She didn't even understand the physiological differences between men and women.

After all, she had never seen a boy's bottom, and as for the two things on his chest...

There are girls in this world who don’t have that thing, don’t you think, Aine?

Therefore, since she didn't know much about this aspect, she could only look at Haotian with bluffing, intending to let the other party take the initiative.

Based on the knowledge in the comics she liked to read, Mortis even brought secret weapons, big durian and chili peppers. Although she didn't know what these things were used for, she knew that the Tendou Oga of the Basic Realm liked to use them, so they must be useful.

So, Mortis jumped down, picked up the big durian and chili peppers, and walked towards Haotian with a smile from the heart.

"Xiaotian, come and hug your elder sister!"

Alas!

Haotian looked at the other person and felt an unprecedented fear.

You, don’t come over here!!!

Chapter 169: Young monsters are good, they fall asleep right away

Deserter Haotian, step out!

Here!

Haotian sat very straight in his wheelchair, and if you didn't know him, you would think he had just returned from summer camp.

Although it was his fault to be a deserter, Haotian would not apologize.

Because the way Mortis was holding the chili peppers and the big durian just now was so scary, even if you are the bravest person, you would be scared when looking at these things, right?

Especially the expression she showed at that time, my god, it scared me to death.

Stop mocking some mystic durian or some low-level logic chili. Let me ask you, even if Bai Ci Nan becomes the Emperor of the Earth in the end, would he be willing to go through the ultimate humiliation again if you asked him to?

It's hard to be happy about that. Any normal person would want to run away.

So Haotian performed a flying wheelchair for Mortis on the spot, broke free from the big iron bars and escaped through the window. He is currently being chased by Mortis.

"...But there's nowhere to escape to."

Haotian looked around and saw people coming and going. He felt like Mortis's spies were everywhere.

You have to know that the intelligence network in Mortis's hands is still very powerful. As long as he sends a message, even if he wants to find a small turtle the size of a palm in the entire K area, he can find it within a few minutes, not to mention a wheelchair-bound man as big as Haotian.

Then someone will ask at this time, Teacher Haotian, Teacher Haotian, who established such a powerful intelligence network?

it's me.

So who gave it to Mortis?

Me too.

So who is arresting you now?

Or is it me... No, this is a little wrong.

In short, kids, it was @带带的大兄 who instructed me to do this. If you want to criticize someone, go ahead and criticize Sun Xiaochuan. I have no objection.

Haotian sighed as he moved his wheelchair forward stealthily. In order to avoid being caught by Mortis, he carefully chose a path that no one would take and ended up in a pasture.

Haotian knew this place. The owner of this place was the favorite target of the Qinglong Volunteer Study Group to brush points, because at a fixed time and place every day, there would be cows that needed help with milking or other animals that needed to be handled, so everyone liked to come here to brush red flowers.

The boss is also a very nice person. Every time everyone helps him milk, he will boil a full bucket of milk for everyone to drink. Because it is pure natural and no water is added, it is very fragrant and delicious, and everyone likes it very much.

Due to the combination of various factors, this place has become a popular place for scoring points, and you can often see many bad boys coming here to score points.

Hiss...that's a bit troublesome.

Haotian thought that his former boss was not as good as his current boss, and he was still covered with bandages, it would be bad if he was seen by those guys.

It seems that the best thing to do here is to leave first.

Haotian made up his mind, and just before he was about to turn around and leave, he caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye.

Dagu?

It's quite normal for him to be here. He's a member of the Victory team on patrol, so those who understand will understand.

Wait, why is he wearing casual clothes?

Could it be that he is on vacation? That's true. He hasn't had a vacation in a long time. It's normal.

Why the hell is Team Lina in regular uniform here too?

At this moment, Haotian immediately listed an equation in his mind.

Regular clothes Daigu + Regular clothes Lina + Field magic card: Zoo = date!

Now is not the time to leave!

I have to live stream a bro date right now.

Haotian was cheered up and immediately threw the wheelchair under his butt away. Then he did a death roll and hid in the grass nearby.

"Xiao Tian?"

At the same time, Dagu seemed to have suddenly sensed something and looked around, but after looking around, he found nothing: "Is it an illusion...?"

"Dagu, what are you doing?"

Seeing this guy suddenly become dazed, Lina pouted a little unhappily, then patted the back of his head: "We finally have a day off to go out on a date, and it's the first time since we confirmed our relationship, you better be serious!"

"Sorry sorry!"

Da Gu quickly put his hands together to express his apology, and then continued to walk around with Lina.

Ever since these two people confirmed their relationship, their already close relationship has been taken to the next level. They often see little pink hearts around in the office. So even though they didn't specifically publicize it, everyone in TPC has already tacitly accepted their relationship.

The happiest person among them should be Captain Iruma Hui. She really treats her team members as her own children, and of course she is happy to see the two of them fall in love.

So when arranging the duty roster, they specially scheduled the two people's holidays on the same day so that the two young lovers could have time to go out together.

Dagu was also very understanding. He thought that since Lina had already confirmed their relationship, they must go out on a date together, so he took Lina to her favorite zoo.

But why did I feel Xiaotian just now? Is he here too?

That's not right. He is in a wheelchair and bandaged. It's impossible for him not to notice such a big and conspicuous target.

It must have been an illusion after all.

At this time, Haotian, who thought it was an illusion, was lying on a tree observing the two of them.

The two of them held hands and came to the pasture nearby. Lina touched the head of one of the cows curiously and said: "This cow looks like Horii, so cute."

indeed.

Haotian, lying on the tree, crossed his arms, compared the two big faces in his mind, and nodded in agreement.

"Look, there are so many Horii over there!"

Da Gu pointed happily to the big cattle farm in the distance, where there were cattle of various breeds, such as Omi cattle, Canadian cattle, Wagyu cattle... There were so many of them that they were like stray dogs on the roadside.

However, when it comes to cows, the first thing that comes to mind is of course dairy cows, because not only are they cute, but there are also interactive activities that can be experienced, such as milking. Urban people living in cities always want to try this kind of pastoral thing.

The first thing that Daigu and Lina thought of was cows, but they mainly thought of Commander Munakata. His favorite drink was milk. He liked it so much that even when he went to a bar, he would drink milk instead of alcohol.

Of course, the fact that he doesn't know how to drink may also be a reason.

In short, the two of them ran happily to the cow, shouting something like "Come on, guys, let's go get some milk for the deputy king" and "Yes, Team Member Lina", as if bandits had entered the village.

As the two were talking, a kind face with a straw hat appeared. This was the ranch manager: "Want to try milking Bingo? You are lucky, Bingo hasn't been served by those little guys this morning."

"bingo?"

"Yes, that's the name of this cow. The one over there is called Panda."

"It sounds like a crosstalk," Dagu happily squatted down and said, "Can I try to squeeze in?"

"Of course"

The administrator also squatted down, stretched out his hand and gently squeezed from top to bottom: "Just squeeze it gently like this and it will come out."

"Okay, I'll try it too!"

Yuan Dagu rolled up his sleeves with great interest, and then imitated the uncle and pushed hard from top to bottom.

puff!

As a beginner, he was obviously not very skilled and was directly sprayed in the face by the thick white milk. The milk had just been shipped and had not been processed yet. A strong smell of milk immediately hit his nose. Lina, who was standing next to him, wiped his face with a handkerchief and complained, "Dagu, you stink!"

"Private Marcelo, I'm reflecting on this."

Wow, there's diffraction!

Haotian took a picture of this scene on the tree with a smirk on his face, and planned to go back and edit it into an emoticon package and post it in the group for everyone to see.

The administrator below gently comforted Bingo and said to Dagudao: "Cows are very docile and easily frightened. You must be gentle with them."

"Yes...but uncle, you really care about these cows."

"Of course, Bingo and the others are like my own children to me!" The administrator's expression was full of pride as he comforted Bingo, as if he was really looking at his outstanding son.

At this moment, Haotian, who was lying on the tree, suddenly felt a shaking coming from under the tree. Looking into the distance, he saw a huge ball of dust suddenly exploded, and a huge monster like a giant rat crawled out from it.

"Wow!!!"

The monster let out a huge roar towards the sky, and its two big feet rumbled and shook the earth, directly shaking Haotian down from a big tree in the distance.

“Xiaotian!?”

The Dagu duo who were evacuating the crowd were surprised to see Haotian falling from the sky. Seeing them look like this, Haotian subconsciously stopped pressing the summoning device and greeted them awkwardly: "Hi... uh, I have something to do nearby. Oh, I have to pee urgently, I'll be leaving first!"

Haotian took out a wheelchair from somewhere and sat on it, moving quickly, ignoring the surprised expressions of the two people, preparing to find a place to transform.

In this extremely urgent situation, the huge monster in the distance with a ferocious face and an oppressive look looked around, and then -

Fall down and go to sleep.

"zzzz..."

Wow, are there any college students among this monster?

The three people who were doing their work couldn't help but stop. At this time, the crowd had already been evacuated. Lina quickly turned on the communicator to contact the headquarters: "Headquarters, a monster has appeared in the Meiluo Zoo, requesting support!"

Monster!

Everyone in the conference room was no longer sleepy, and the captain hurriedly asked Lina: "Lina, what's the situation now?"

"Uh...the monster came out"

"and then?"

"Lying on the ground motionless, as if asleep" Haotian popped up to steal the spotlight, and at the same time, a loud noise came from the monster's stomach in the distance.

Then he added: "It seems to be hungry too."

"Xiaotian, why are you here? And didn't you just go to the bathroom? Why did you suddenly come back?" Lina asked with her head tilted in some confusion.

Haotian refused to answer this pointed question: "Please ignore what happened just now and stop destroying our Haotian's worldview."

"Oh..." Although Lina was a little confused, she still ignored this little episode.

At the same time, inside the TPC headquarters, everyone gathered in the conference room to watch the images that Lina sent through the communicator.

"It suddenly crawled out from the ground, and then its stomach growled, causing panic among everyone. Oh, why is this monster so bad?" Wagyu...I mean Horii sighed, leaning on the chair behind him.

"What good can a monster have? It will basically cause panic, right?" Xincheng complained. "In my opinion, we should rush over and kill the monster with a cannon, otherwise it will become a disaster sooner or later."

"It showed up at the zoo with its stomach growling, and it seemed hungry. It's very likely it wanted to eat the animals there." The commander stepped forward at this time: "Of course, there are more than just animals in the zoo. It's also very likely that its target is the tourists there."

What the commander said makes sense. In fact, many wild monsters have an inexplicable preference for humans. For example, Gazot, humans are ranked first on this guy's menu. He will specifically capture passengers in passenger planes in the sky to eat.