Are you worthy enough to listen to what I, Shura Armor, have to say?

"By the way, how much did it cost?"

Xiangzi suddenly thought of this question. She hadn't looked at the invoice just now, so it shouldn't be very expensive, right?

Then, Xiangzi looked down at the invoice and saw a number that gave her a myocardial infarction, a number that directly evaporated half of the money in her bank card.

And the reason——

“Why... would someone order ten cups of parfait? Aa ...

Afterwards, in order to make up for his losses, Xiangzi finally made a decision that went against his ancestors. He counted the money as the company's business cooperation negotiation expenses and settled the bill with Miaomeng's money.

Volume 123: Chapter : As long as we get there...

Dear parents, I don’t know if they even exist in this world.

Your son Hao doesn't know his last name, his age, or who he is. Today he graduated from his superior Chu Nan's identity.

As for his current identity, I cannot tell you clearly due to some unknown power restrictions. You only need to know that your son spent a night with a girl with a great face and active personality at her home and did not have any male dysfunction.

To be honest, I don't know what happened, and I have actually cheated on my partner. If it weren't for Lord Universe changing the laws of the world, I would have become a scumbag by now. I really have to thank...

No! If he hadn't changed the law, none of this would have happened! So it's still his fault!

So Mephilas flew ahead.

Anyway, due to the conspiracy of some hateful alien, I fell into a huge crisis.

In Chuhua's secret hut, Haotian was very sad and angry, and was writing a letter in his heart to his parents, whom he didn't even know whether they existed or not.

"Good morning~"

A lazy voice suddenly sounded from behind him, and Chu Hua, who was wearing a thin pajamas (maybe, maybe not), suddenly put her arms around Haotian's neck from behind.

"Ah...ah, good morning Chuhua."

Haotian avoided the other person's gaze, but did not push him away.

All these things have already been done, and it would seem a bit hypocritical to push them away now.

In the final analysis, he didn't hate Chu Hua from the very beginning. Even before Li Xi confessed her feelings to him, the two of them had already vaguely shown some signs of this trend.

But after Li Xi confessed his feelings, he no longer thought about it.

But now, because of a certain alien, they have not broken the law and have not violated morality, and the matter has become an accompli. What can they do? Just let it go.

...But anyway, let's prepare the Shura Purgatory Sword first and let Li Xi chop him twice to vent his anger.

Even if he died, he should be able to elbow Lao Kua and win the resurrection match... probably.

Haotian sighed and was a little pessimistic about the future. He didn't think Lixi was the type of person who could share her boyfriend with other people.

Unless she confessed to him in the first place just to help someone pick him up.

Thinking of this, Haotian laughed at himself, thinking that his imagination was really rich. He also thought that Li Xi was confessing to him just to help someone seduce him. It was a bit too believable.

Besides Li Xi and Chu Hua, who else could he like? Sister Haizi?

smiled.

If Sister Haizi really likes him, he will eat the table in front of him right there!

There was no other way. He should confess first. Although it would definitely affect Li Xi and make him so emotional that he would stab him to death with the Shura Purgatory Blade and then break up, there was nothing he could do. He couldn't control what his elder brother deserved.

Otherwise, it would be unfair to Chuhua. The girl mustered up the courage to confess her love to him, but after taking advantage of her, he still didn't give her the title of girlfriend. Is he still a human being?

It’s better to stab yourself to death as soon as possible to avoid wasting money.

"Oh..." Haotian sighed and looked for his cell phone, but suddenly remembered that he had thrown it into the sea, because Xiao Yan always popped up from the cell phone, and what he did last night was not something that could be seen by others.

"Chuhua, wait for me."

Haotian scratched his head, thinking that it would be bad for his girlfriend to be seen in this state, so he decided to go out and find her phone first.

"Well, Xiaotian, wait a moment."

Chu Hua leaned on Hao Tian's shoulder and forced him down again: "Do you want to tell Li Xi about what happened between us?"

"Yeah, otherwise you would be unhappy, right?" Haotian nodded as a matter of course: "Of course I am sorry to say such words at such an important moment for Li Xi, but I can't let you feel wronged."

"I've thought it through. When the time comes, I'll just take out the knife and let her stab me twice, so she doesn't get too angry and make mistakes during the live performance. If I die then, you two can split me in half. When I win the resurrection match and come back, we can continue our relationship."

Chu Hua couldn't help laughing when he heard this. His body softened and he fell directly into Haotian's arms: "Pfft, how on earth did you come up with such a...such a cute plan? Are you stupid?"

She smiled coquettishly and looked quite happy. Haotian didn't know what he had said wrong, so he could only carefully prevent her from falling from his arms. However, trying to do this meant that her body would always inadvertently rub against his elder brother, making him even more uncomfortable.

Chu Hua didn't know whether he noticed this or not, but he didn't get off his body, and instead became even more aggressive.

Damn Mephilas!

Haotian's face gradually turned red. In this situation, he really wanted to curse someone, but he didn't know who to curse. Anyway, it would be right to curse Mefilas first. So he cursed the hateful Mefilas in his heart while blushing and adjusting his sitting position honestly.

After laughing for a while and then getting tired of laughing—or maybe having enough fun—Chu Hua finally stopped, and sat astride Hao Tian, ​​holding his cheek, and whispered, "Xiao Tian, ​​what you just said was extremely irresponsible."

"It's really cruel to tell your lover that if things don't work out, just kill me. Besides, do you want us to be murderers? Saki will beat us both to death."

Chu Hua smiled and looked into the other's eyes. Haotian had clearly seen those eyes countless times and should have felt nothing at all, but this time he was particularly moved.

"If you really want to apologize to your lover, then just live well." Chu Hua rubbed Haotian's chin with his forehead, squinting his eyes like a kitten basking in the sun: "Besides, for me, it doesn't matter whether you are honest or not. I don't care whether she is your real girlfriend or not."

It would actually be more exciting if it weren't for the fact.

Chu Hua smiled evilly in Haotian's arms. When he thought that the other party's real girlfriend was only at the level of kissing and hugging with Haotian, while he, a yellow-haired man with no official status, had already reached this point, he suddenly felt more excited.

A bright red tongue flashed across her lips, and Haotian suddenly squatted down when his whole body was extremely stiff: "Anyway, let's just pretend that we are in a sex relationship for now."

"Ah? That won't do!"

Haotian panicked and tried to push her away: "Chuhua, this won't do you any good. As a girl, you should cherish your reputation!"

"It's not up to you to decide~"

Chu Hua stretched out a slender finger and made a silent gesture at his lips: "Be quiet, I want to eat breakfast"

"Wow, don't!"

"I've already told you, this is not up to you~"

Chu Hua gave a wicked laugh and pounced on Hao Tian.

Afterwards, I had a great time.

..............................

It was already afternoon when Chuhua regained consciousness.

The two men tidied their clothes a little, then made up an excuse that they met an alien on the roadside and fought with him for 300 rounds, and went back to fool Xiangzi.

Xiangzi looked at the couple, looked at Chuhua who was exhausted but had a satisfied smile on his face, and looked at Haotian who seemed a little embarrassed but suddenly seemed refreshed, and finally chose to believe this statement.

After all, these two people don't look like they would lie to her.

but...

"That photo is...?"

"It was two aliens who took our forms and did this." Chu Hua clasped his hands together and winked at Xiangzi. "It's obvious. How could the two of us do such a thing?"

Yes, is it?

Xiangzi was still a little hesitant. After all, she would not forget Chuhua’s previous important speech, and she always felt a little uneasy.

But then again, there's no point in her worrying, after all, she has nothing to do with Xiaotian.

She was just asking as a friend, mainly because she was worried about their personal safety, that's all!

Xiangzi explained to himself in his heart, and at least convinced himself. In short, the matter was over for the time being.

Chuhua hadn't slept much last night and this morning, and his body was so weak that he couldn't hold on any longer. So he took advantage of the fact that he still had some time left on his vacation and quickly went back to his room to catch up on some sleep. Only Xiangzi and Haotian were left in the living room.

"Xiaotian"

"What are you doing?" Haotian suddenly called out his name, and Xiangzi turned his head back in confusion.

Seeing his silly look, Xiangzi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Although some things had changed, some things hadn't changed either!

"Oh, I just wanted to tell you that the Anon & Tiga = Good Man Gang is going to perform tomorrow." Xiangzi took out a few tickets and asked, "Are you going?"

"What kind of band is this AN Gang? Why have I never heard of it? And who on earth would come up with such a name?" A big question mark appeared in Haotian's head.

"That one by Riki, and this name was given by that pink-haired Chihaya Aine-san."

"Oh, her, that's not surprising." Haotian showed a relieved expression: "This Tang poetry has been banned for a long time, so it's not surprising to have this name."

"Everyone seems to be quite hostile to her," Xiangzi complained, "Has she ever done anything to be disliked?"

"That's not the case. She's just a little over the top, and she's very good at stepping on landmines." Haotian asked back, "Didn't she step on your landmines?"

"Uh..."

Hearing this, Xiangzi immediately thought of the afternoon yesterday when Aine attacked him crazily, so he quickly changed the subject: "I think we should talk about the live, so are you going?"

"But...well, I'm still not going."

Haotian felt a little guilty. After all, he didn't forget that he seemed to be cheating on his wife. At this critical juncture, he didn't have the face to see Li Xi. He had to wait at least two or three days.

"Are you okay? Never mind."

Xiangzi didn't care much about it. After all, everyone knew that Haotian was very busy. If he said that he was busy saving the world or preventing global warming, he would really mean it literally. After all, he was Haotian, so it was not surprising that he did anything.

So Xiangzi put the two extra tickets online without any expression on his face, and even marked a price that was much higher than the normal price.

"Fengchuan, how did you become a profiteer?" Haotian couldn't hold it in. "And where did you get so many votes?"

"Didn't I go to anon & tiga= Good Man Gang yesterday to discuss 'Kasuga Shadow'? The store manager there, since they were originally helping them out, gave them a lot of preferential treatment. Then, when they heard I was doing it for free, they gave the copyright to anon & tiga= Good Man Gang. They even gave me a lot of tickets and told me to invite more friends over."

Xiangzi said expressionlessly, "I don't have that many friends. What's wrong with making some money with the tickets?"

If it were the weak Xiangzi of the past, he would certainly not do such a thing, but the weak and kind-hearted Xiangzi Toyokawa is already dead.

The one here now is Shoko Toyokawa (who has turned evil) who will do anything to make a living.

"...That's indeed true." Haotian was speechless. Looking at Toyokawa Shoko (who had turned evil), he wanted to say that the trader would become Batman, but suddenly remembered that the other party already was.

I hope that Toyokawa Shoko (who has turned evil) can become as rich as the other person in the future.

"Also, Fengchuan, there is one more thing I have to tell you."

"what?"

"This is what I heard from Dagu yesterday..." Haotian patted Xiangzi's shoulder: "The Naga people are coming."

........................

Universe, solar system.

After a long journey, the Naga people finally arrived at the edge of the solar system in their tattered spaceship.

According to the information transmitted by their satellite a few days ago, the Earth has not yet noticed their approach. They just need to wait for them to come near the Earth and then activate the two neutron bomb dinosaurs. This will most likely be a sure thing!

For the Naga people, a race of wild dogs that have been wandering in the universe for hundreds of years, it is a blessing to be able to obtain a base that has resources and can improve their strength.

As the spacecraft got closer, senior leaders couldn't help but open the champagne.

"We're here...we're here..." The Naga at the top looked at the blue planet in the distance and couldn't help but whisper, "As long as we get closer...we can send all our troops down..."

"As long as we get to that place...as long as we get to that place..."

Their excessive joy made them completely ignore the dangers around them. They only thought that they had spies and undercover agents inside the earth, and they had no idea that they were also being counter-surveilled. Moreover, their most suitable position for attack was also the most suitable position for Earthlings to attack.

So, the next moment.

The moment the Nagas found the most suitable attacking position.

The Earth, the lunar base, and the low-Earth orbit space station simultaneously launched precise strikes on their positions.

Sorry, it looks like this place is full.

Volume 124: Chapter : The local defense team is too unruly!

"Woc! Woc! Woc! What the hell is this?!!!"

Inside the dilapidated spaceship, the Naga leader opened the defense barrier and looked at the various weapons flying at him from three angles, feeling numb all over.

After experiencing so many invasions by aliens, the people on Earth only have one attitude left towards the confirmed alien invaders - blow them up!