Are you worthy enough to listen to what I, Shura Armor, have to say?

"The one where a man can marry ten partners"

"what?!"

No, why don’t you change it back for me! ?

Haotian was just about to scold the other party, but found that the other party had disappeared.

So, he could only stand there helplessly and furiously: "Fuck Mefilas, you bastard, just wait for me!"

Volume 115: Chapter : Teacher Xiao Yan, please teach me the Buddha's Fury Lotus as soon as possible!

It was a sunny day, also a hard-earned Sunday. Xiangzi had a rare chance to lie in the living room and continue writing his "diary".

Since it is marked with quotation marks, it is certainly not a diary in the traditional sense. After all, Xiangzi is a serious person. Who would write a diary?

In fact, this is a light novel that Xiangzi compiled based on his own experiences over the past six months.

Because all of the works are adapted from real events, Xiangzi has never dared to submit his works, for fear that someone would block them.

But he still had to write it, and Xiangzi thought it was quite interesting to write this thing.

[Chapter 1: Strange Dinosaur Man! ]

[Chapter 3: A brand new partner, the masked hero!]

[Chapter 10: Desperate Situation, Halloween Witch! ]

[Chapter 50: The evil ghost from a hundred years ago! ]

[Chapter 70: Great Fusion, the Three Monster Kings! ]

[Chapter 100: Shine brightly and defeat the devil! ]

[Chapter 115: Working, but the boss is in jail]

"Toyokawa, what are you writing?"

While Xiangzi was creating, Haotian passed by while drinking iced cola. Although he did not look carefully, he still saw some things on the page that Xiangzi was checking.

Li Tian, ​​who had traveled from another world, hadn't eaten in a long time. Walking down the street, he couldn't help himself and reached for the garbage bag on the side of the road...

[Li Tian was trapped by giant rats and fell into a serious crisis. Fortunately, at this moment, the far-sighted insect hero saw the opportunity and launched an Ultra Bomb...]

"Hey! Nothing!"

Xiangzi's face turned red when he was discovered, and he quickly hid the notebook like a child who had done something wrong: "It's just some meaningless things, don't take it seriously!"

"Ah...really?"

Haotian shrank back in disappointment. In fact, he always felt that what Xiangzi wrote was quite interesting.

I don’t know why it always seems like a sense of déjà vu. Have you read a similar novel somewhere?

Forget it, it’s someone else’s privacy after all, so it’s better not to ask if you can.

Haotian scratched his head and looked at Xiangzi: "It's a rare day off, don't you want to go to Teacher Da Miao to practice piano?"

Ever since Teacher Da Miao and Xiangzi formed this band with no name, only two members and the goal of making 100 million, Xiangzi basically goes to practice with Teacher Da Miao whenever he has time.

Although it is called practice, in fact, most of the time it is Xiangzi who teaches Miaomeng. After all, although Xiangzi mainly plays the keyboard, he can also use other instruments to a certain extent. Anyway, he is definitely better than Miaomeng, who is a complete newbie.

But Miao Meng is not a bitch after all. She is at least a serious member of society. She can start from scratch and create a blogger account with hundreds of thousands of points. Her concentration is quite high. In addition, her talent is not bad either. She will soon reach a level that Xiangzi cannot guide.

According to Haotian's level classification, he is probably at the level of a great musician.

She is a beauty blogger who has to run her account on a daily basis while taking care of her two siblings who can hardly take care of themselves. The teacher is a keyboard player who is not specialized in drums, but she still reached this level from the third level of Music Power in just over a month.

On the other hand, a certain pink-haired girl usually spends her time eating, sleeping and watching videos. The pressure in her life is basically zero. She has the guidance of famous teachers and the half-step music saint Maomao Zun to practice with her. She even has some basic guitar skills, but she is still hovering around the nine-star musician level.

B Pink Hair, is there something wrong with your playing this time?

No, I can’t think about that guy. Haotian gets a headache when I think about him.

At this time, Xiangzi, who was carefully locking his notebook in a wooden box with twenty locks, replied helplessly: "I would like to go, but Miao Meng is still eating pork chop rice in TPC because of the previous incident."

"Ah? That shouldn't be the case, right?"

Hearing this, Haotian became a little surprised, because based on his understanding of TPC, people like Miao Meng who were sent there for good deeds usually could not stay for more than one night. He had already stayed for more than a day, which was quite a long time for TPC.

"There's no way. After all, Miao Meng said she still has to wait for the two dinosaur people." Xiangzi sighed helplessly. To be honest, although she could not pursue the issue of the dinosaur brother and sister - after all, the two of them were also being used, it was impossible for her not to feel disgusted with the dinosaur brother and sister.

At the beginning, when she just escaped, it was Adam who was chasing her. That period was the weakest time for her, and Adam chasing her from behind was like a demon who wanted to take her life. No matter how much she pretended not to care on the surface, there was always some haze in her heart.

Haotian certainly understood Xiangzi's dilemma. His enemies, especially those who had been chasing him in the past, suddenly became his friends. No matter who they were, they would feel a little uncomfortable.

After all, not everyone is a fox god. They can pretend to be a fifth-level war god who slaughtered a city like a beast, and a monster leader who has killed countless people and may destroy the world in the future. They used to be good people and then seamlessly became partners.

Look at the green raccoon cat next to the fox god, didn’t he accept it?

However, the dinosaur brother and sister are different from the Bull Saint and the Sparrow Saint. Although the main reason is that they are both useless and will be caught by their father Haotian if they seek death, they have never killed anyone after all, so at most they will be put in jail, and nothing serious will happen.

"Miao Meng is nominally the guardian of those two guys—in reality, it seems she's not much different, so there's nothing we can do about it." Xiangzi sighed and decided to put these troubles aside for the time being. "But if she's not here, it will be very troublesome..."

"What's wrong?"

"Look at this"

Xiangzi pulled out his phone and opened Miaomeng's account. The pinned post displayed a recruitment notice: [Calling members for a girl band~ Requirements: A certain level of skill or girl band experience are required. Currently, a drummer and keyboardist are available. First come, first served~(?>?

"He's clearly a working man, yet he's still talking about forming a girl band. Doesn't he have any sense of shame?" Haotian couldn't help but complain. "Oh yeah, if Teacher Da Miao is incarcerated now, are you the one reviewing the resumes?"

"Yes, what else?" Xiangzi answered as a matter of course:

"Miao Meng isn't at the level to review people yet. Even if she does come out, she'll only be responsible for the final decision, and I'll still be in charge of the review. The trouble is that her absence will cause quite a few fans who came for her to be dissatisfied."

Having said that, Haotian suddenly became curious.

You said that Xiangzi was responsible for recruiting members for the band and that Xiangzi also taught the band how to practice. So what does Miao Meng do every day?

"Toyokawa, what do you usually do in this band?"

"Recruiting people, teaching Miao Meng drums, composing music, building the band's worldview, writing lyrics, and helping to operate the official account."

"What about Teacher Big Cat?"

"Drum Practice"

"...What else?"

“I taught you to play drums”

"........."

Haotian looked at Xiangzi, who had suddenly become haggard recently, and couldn't help but look at him with some pity. This is not forming a band, isn't this just becoming a slave?

Fengchuan, you are still Camel Xiangzi.

"Think positively. At least Teacher Da Miao is generous in paying the wages, right?"

Haotian remembered that Miao Meng had always given him money in every transaction. Although she herself did not seem to be very rich, she was usually very generous when it came to dividing the profits, and was a very good partner.

Who would have thought that it would have been fine if this matter had not been mentioned, but as soon as it was mentioned, the deathly look on Xiangzi's face became more and more intense, giving people the feeling that his soul was about to fly out.

"I don't have a salary," Xiangzi said blankly.

"Ah? No matter what, Teacher Big Cat wouldn't owe money to a minor like you, right?"

"That's not the case...it's just that when we formed the band, we agreed not to take a salary. Instead, I want 50% of the shares in the band."

"That is to say?"

"That means if the band doesn't make money, I won't get any money."

"Condolences"

I don’t know why, even though Xiangzi looked so miserable, Haotian couldn’t help but want to laugh.

He was not laughing at Xiangzi, he was just thinking of something happy.

Xiangzi painstakingly took out a pair of headphones and connected them to the laptop Miao Meng had provided. He then changed into a business-like voice: "Hello, dear, this is the audit office of the Miao Mengqin band. Are you here for an interview?"

"Oh dear, Meow Meng dear, she saved the world yesterday so she's currently resting in TPC and can't be on camera for the time being."

"Okay, okay. That can't be helped. I look forward to working together again in the future."

Xiangzi hung up the phone and put on a cold Sima face. Then when the next call came in, she had to change into a professional smile and business voice. Her expression changed so quickly that it seemed as if she had studied in Sichuan.

Poor Fengchuan, he had already experienced all the hardships that an adult could endure when he was only in the first year of high school.

Haotian felt that it would be better for him not to stay here. He was afraid that if he laughed out loud, it would disturb Xiangzi.

He returned to his room with an iced cola and took out the summoning device from his arms.

He still remembered that Mefilas said yesterday that he could go home as long as he finished the beginner tutorial in this thing, so he couldn't wait to try it.

"But...how do I watch the beginner's tutorial?"

Haotian used the summoner to crack a walnut, and while eating it, he pressured the summoner: "I'm asking you a question, answer me quickly."

"..."

The summoner is a very well-mannered guy. Even though he is under such pressure, he will not curse back.

It’s definitely not because it doesn’t have a beak.

The next moment, Haotian suddenly felt as if something appeared in front of his eyes. He looked around and found that he had suddenly left his warm little room and came to an unfamiliar place.

There are clouds everywhere, which are soft when you step on them, just like a trampoline. There is mist all around, a bit like the heaven in the Journey to the West that Haotian watched when he was a child.

"Brother Cellphone, what are you doing to me?"

Haotian looked at the summoning device in his hand in confusion. He was sure that it was this thing that brought him here, because it felt like the usual teleportation.

"The alternate dimension is like the subspace of the Kyrieloids you visited before, but it's much smaller than that."

"Is that so? So you still have this ability?" Haotian looked at the phone in his hand in surprise. After a long moment of confusion, he finally realized: "Wow, the phone is talking!"

"The summoner can't speak, it's me who speaks."

The powerful voice just now sounded again. Haotian looked up and saw a bald muscular man in a black vest standing in front of him. The guy had a fierce look on his face, and there were black lines on his face that were almost the same as the battle lines that grew when Haotian was angry. He looked like a kind and amiable old giant shark.

"Giant Shark King? When did he come?"

Although the guy in front of him looked very fierce, Haotian didn't know why he didn't feel any hostility towards him. Instead, he had a sense of familiarity, as if he had known him before.

"Giant Shark? Who is that?" The fierce-looking bald man scratched his bald head in confusion and explained to Haotian: "I am the AI ​​created by the Shura Armor to guide you. From today on, I will teach you all the uses of the Shura Armor. If you have any questions, you can ask me."

Pretty smart.

Haotian thought that this thing was really high-tech, AI and other things were already arranged, why didn't he know about it before.

"But can you change your image? My sexual orientation is quite normal. I would like it more if you could change to a female master with big breasts and a nice butt."

"That won't work," the AI ​​replied sternly. "This image was created using the DNA of the Shura Armor's previous summoner. It contains the previous summoner's complete understanding of the Shura Armor. If we use a different image, this function will no longer exist."

"Yeah"

Haotian felt a little regretful, but as a virgin with a girlfriend, he didn't dwell on it too much. Instead, he asked curiously, "But there's something I've wanted to ask for a long time. Who made this armor? And why did you choose me?"

"I don't know. Someone has deleted all the information about the origin of this armor." The AI ​​shook its head. "It came to you because you signed a contract with the armor. When your willpower reaches a certain level, the armor will automatically come to you."

"Contract...? I don't remember signing any contract before." Haotian frowned. "Could it be that someone gave me lollipops when I was a kid and tricked me into signing it? Who has so much free time?"

No normal person would give away such a large combat weapon as a gift, right?

Could it be that when he was a child, he bravely saved a dog and was seen by a kind alien, so he decided to give him this power to protect the earth with him?

Haotian thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so he simply gave up thinking.

Let's go find Ryosuke later to help him think about these troublesome things. He is not really suitable for this.

"Then what should I call you? I can't just call you AI or a robot from now on, right?"

"Hmm... I've lost most of my memories outside of the battle, but I still remember that the owner of this body was called the Flame Emperor."

Oh no, now Yan Di has inherited his master's career and become the master of someone else's ring.

Haotian thought about it and decided to just call him by that name: "Then I will call you Xiao Yan from now on. Teacher Xiao Yan, please teach me the Buddha's Fury Lotus quickly."

"...Why is it named that?"

"That's not important, let's quickly learn Baji Beng!"

Volume 116: Chapter : Naga, a Newborn