This 10,000 percent is murderous intent, right?
Fear weakened the flame above her head.
"Hey, Mr. Wu, what are you doing?" Li Cheng was dissatisfied and said, "We are stir-frying now. Do you know what stir-frying is? Turn up the heat, and hurry up!"
"No, you, behind you, Liv..." The Furious Mother Goddess swallowed weakly.
"Liv, there's Liv behind you!"
"Liv? Where's Liv?"
Li Cheng turned around holding the scallion, and Liv took this opportunity to quickly step forward, blocking the view and hiding behind Li Cheng, and swung the kitchen knife towards the angry mother goddess!
The furious mother goddess quickly squatted down with her head in her hands, avoiding the fatal blow of the kitchen knife.
With a few swishes, the knife continued to cut the green onion in Li Cheng's hand into pieces and dropped them into the pot.
"Where is Liv? Miss Wu, what are you talking about?" Li Cheng turned his head.
Liv also took this opportunity to spin with Li Cheng, hiding behind him and continuing to block his vision.
The two of them hugged each other back to back like a foldable phone.
Tri-fold, that’s awesome!
"Behind you, behind you!!!" The angry mother goddess was about to cry: "Liv is behind you!"
"Behind?" Li Cheng picked up another carrot and turned around again.
Liv, who was leaning back against her, also turned to the front of the Furious Mother Goddess and swung the kitchen knife again.
"Oh shit!" The furious mother goddess jumped and avoided the attack again.
Swish, swish, swish, there was another flash of the knife, and the carrot was cut into small pieces and fell into the pot.
"That's weird, there's nothing behind me, Miss Wu, what are you talking about?"
Li Cheng and Liv exchanged positions again, but saw the furious mother goddess squatting on the ground with tears on her face, looking frightened.
"Why are you crying?" Li Cheng asked puzzledly.
"I, I..." The furious mother goddess wanted to say something, but she saw Liv's head popping out from Li Cheng's shoulder, her eyes dull and filled with undisguised murderous intent.
The murderous intent seemed to be saying, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will chop off your head."
"My eyes are irritated by the onions, wuwuwu, Teacher Li Cheng, please cook quickly." The furious mother goddess was crying.
Where is my good and obedient sister?
How did it become like this!
Give it back to me, give it back to me!
"Onions? Where are the onions?" Li Cheng frowned. "It's incomprehensible. Besides, your fire is out. How can I cook? If I don't cook, how will Liv eat later?"
It turns out that Teacher Li Cheng cooked for me.
Oh my, so happy~
She held the kitchen knife and smiled sickly.
Furious Mother Goddess: “…”
No, sister, you are really a pervert!
"Hurry up, make the fire bigger! Bigger!" Li Cheng knocked on the pot.
Liv also stood behind Li Cheng and gestured with the knife: "Make it bigger, or I will kill you."
"Wow wow wow!! I'm not a gas stove, I'm not a gas stove, this is so insulting!!!"
The angry mother goddess cried and increased the fire.
She had never been so humiliated in her life.
The seven gods of the abyss are actually being used as gas stoves!
If this gets out, won't she have any dignity left?!
[You made the Wrathful Mother Goddess feel pain, and you gained 123 pain points.]
[You made the Wrathful Mother Goddess feel pain, and you gained 321 pain points.]
[You made the Wrathful Mother Goddess feel pain, and you gained...]
After a short while, Li Cheng's pain points became [LV9 (192001/200000)], with only the last 8000 points left to reach the maximum level.
And the Furious Mother Goddess Miss Wu played an indelible role in this process!
"Okay, I'm finally done! Try my Kung Pao Chicken!"
After taking the dish off the pan and putting it on a plate, Li Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and was very satisfied with his cooking.
The Furious Mother Goddess stood up unsteadily. She was very satisfied that she was able to save her life.
"Hey, the food is here!"
Liv was also happy that they were both hungry.
So, he brought over the pot of "death dish" he had prepared.
Look at the bubbling purple sticky liquid and the octopus tentacles floating on it.
An expression of fear and despair appeared on the face of the furious mother goddess...
Is this thing really edible?
Chapter 301 (Seeking monthly votes) The truth always comes out suddenly
"Teacher Li Cheng, this is a loving dinner made by Liv herself~"
The young Plague Goddess once again changed her size at will, from an E-level strongman to a little loli.
Holding a cauldron that was taller than her, she walked towards Li Cheng and the Furious Mother Goddess.
The expression of the Furious Mother Goddess turned into one of extreme horror.
"Li, Liv, what are you doing with this?"
"They are just some common ingredients, dear sister~" Liv poked her head out from behind the pot and smiled sweetly: "There are legs of the magic octopus, venom of the nine-faced spider, mucus of the frost slime, and..."
Every time she said a noun, Li Cheng and the Furious Mother Goddess's expressions changed suddenly.
This thing...
Are you sure you can call it a regular ingredient?
Are you sure it's for human consumption?
This is murdering one's own husband, there's no doubt about it.
Li Cheng turned his head stiffly and gave the Furious Mother Goddess a look: "This was done by your sister, you are responsible for solving it~"
The angry mother goddess immediately narrowed her eyes and said, "This is what my sister made for you. How can I eat it?"
Thus, the two people's sights kept colliding and mating in mid-air.
Two seconds later,
Li Cheng chuckled first, then turned around and left in a carefree manner: "Haha, I suddenly remembered that I haven't had time to process the power I got from that licking dog, so I'm leaving first. Well, Liv's food smells delicious, Miss Wu, you have to eat it all!"
It was an attempt to pass the buck. Li Cheng used a secret technique to pass the buck!
“Hehe.” The Furious Mother Goddess was stunned for a moment, then she chuckled twice: “Ahem, sister, eh, it’s so strange, why am I here? Didn’t you bury me in the ground?”
"Oh, I see. I am sleepwalking now. Yes, sleepwalking. Haha. I will go back to the pit now. Bye."
It’s a non-stick pan. The Furious Mother Goddess used a secret non-stick pan technique!
The two of them turned around and walked towards the door, faster and faster, until their feet almost turned into tires.
When facing a tiger, the first thing to do is to run faster than your teammates!
Soon, both of them rushed to the door, neither of them giving way to the other.
Then, they all got stuck in the door frame.
"Damn it, Miss Wu, what are you doing? Isn't it your duty as an elder sister to taste the delicious food made by your younger sister?" Li Cheng pushed the face of the angry mother goddess with his hand.
"Hey, Teacher Li Cheng, what nonsense are you talking about? This is a loving meal made for you by my sister. She will be sad if you don't stay and finish it!" The furious mother goddess stuffed the jade feet into Li Cheng's mouth.
"Asshole! That's not cooking at all!" Li Cheng spit out the tender feet from his mouth and pushed her big butt with both hands: "As a sister, it's your job to teach your sister how to cook real food, right?"
"It's true that I want to tutor her, but, but...but my life is also valuable! I can't die from such an inexplicable thing!" The furious mother goddess clamped Li Cheng's hand with a hook.
"hateful……"
The two of them pushed each other like this, and neither of them could rush out through the door frame.
Liv also held the pot, smiling sweetly, and moved closer and closer to the two of them.
The sound of the footsteps that were hidden in the flesh was more terrifying than the life-threatening words of the god of death.
"Nena, Teacher Li Cheng, Sister, you two are fighting like this just because of who gets to taste my food first..."
"Liv, Liv is so touching!!!"
Who would fight for such a reason, asshole!
We are running away, running away you know!!!
Li Cheng kept pushing the angry mother goddess and gave her a look: "If you keep going like this, we will both die!"
The angry mother goddess gave a look back: "It's better for both of us to lose than for you to win and me to lose!"
"Damn it! How could there be a woman like you in this world who harms others without benefiting yourself? Where is your education? Where is your love for your sister?"
"How dare you say that to me? You are a teacher. Teacher, shouldn't a teacher protect students in times of crisis?"
It’s unbelievable how the two of them were able to communicate so many words just through eye contact.
But no matter what, the disturbed Liv had already come behind the two of them.
"Haha, Teacher Li Cheng~Sister~You two are my treasures~My most delicious dishes should of course be shared by both of you~Come on, don't fight over them, eat together~"
As she spoke, she scooped out two large spoonfuls of purple soup mixed with octopus tentacles and placed them in front of the Furious Mother Goddess and Li Cheng.
"Um, ahem, sister." At the critical moment, the Furious Mother Goddess took the lead in counterattacking: "After the cook finishes cooking, you have to taste it yourself first, otherwise, how can you determine the taste?"
Good trick!
Li Cheng gave a thumbs up to the Furious Mother Goddess in his heart!
If Liv tastes her own cooking, she will realize how amazing her cooking is!
"Really?" Liv pouted: "But I heard others say that the first bite of delicious food should be saved for the one you love the most~"
What kind of toxic chicken soup are you reading? It must have been written by a female boxer!
"Teacher Li Cheng, do you also think that I should try it myself first?" Liv looked at Li Cheng resentfully, her big eyes sparkling and she looked pitiful.
"Hehe, I think, um...I think." Li Cheng licked his lips awkwardly after being touched by her pitiful expression: "I think it's better to let your sister try it for you. After all, she has cooking experience!"
Eh, that's strange, how do I know that the Wrathful Mother Goddess has experience in cooking? Never mind...
"Sister, don't you want to try Liv's cooking?"
The resentment on the face of the young goddess of plague disappeared, and was replaced by a vague madness.
And her hand gently rested on the thigh of the Angry Mother Goddess:
"If your mouth doesn't want to, then Liv can only hum softly and stuff it into your groove~"
WTF?
Stuff it in my ditch?
Still humming?
Do you want to listen to what you are saying?
Is it the world that is upside down, or am I?
"Sister, why don't you say anything? In this case, Liv will have no choice but to take action~" As she said that, she raised a big spoon and gestured to the furious Gouzi.
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