I'm not caught, so why do they say I'm an evil god?

"Oh, you don't understand, that's because I'm not wearing any underwear, that's what a strong person does." Mu wore a robe and underwear on his head, facing the moonlight, and continued to retreat: "Holding the bright moon and picking the stars, there is no me in the world——"

"Then why do you..." Nesp asked again.

"I've been putting up with you for so long! I can hold the moon and pluck the stars. There's no one like me in the world! You bastard, die!"

Mu Zhuang spent a long time writing, but he didn't even have time to finish a line of poetry. He turned around in a rage, not caring about his status as a strong man, and rushed towards Nessp.

He pulled out two broad-bladed swords from under his buttocks with both hands.

After so much training, he has come to know himself clearly.

Learning magic cannot save Mu. Only by finding himself and learning the way of the God of War can he be redeemed.

He used the two giant swords to clear a path, and the weeds blocking the way were chopped into pieces.

"Haha, a warrior?" Nessp sneered twice, his sausage mouth moving back and forth: "What a pity, my shield can even withstand physical attacks!"

"Really? You underestimated me!"

Mu's eyes focused and he rushed to the front of the shield. The next moment, he disappeared out of thin air.

【Emergency Escape Underwear (Legend)】

[Effect 1: You can pay magic power to teleport within a range of 10 meters, but as a price, you will leave your underwear behind.]

It was underwear, Mu used underwear!

The underwear on Mu's head remained in place, but he had teleported in front of Nessp, raised the giant sword high, and smashed it down fiercely:

"For the God of War Tribe!"

"You ***!" Nessp didn't expect that this guy would actually wear the underwear teleporter that he had treasured for many years, and his mentality exploded immediately.

That thing was a relic that he wanted to use but didn't dare to use!

Doesn't this person have any sense of shame?

"Bring the staff!" Nesp shouted, and the staff flew out of his arms and hit the bottom of the giant sword.

His staff is not only used for casting spells, but also has extremely strong defense and physical attack power. It is the melee insurance he prepares for himself as a mage.

Sure enough, Mu's giant sword was blocked by the staff.

Not only that, tentacles actually grew out of the staff and began to entangle Mu.

And Nessp narrowed his eyes and pulled out a dagger.

Now that things have come to this, I can no longer care about the dignity of a wizard. I will use this dagger to kill the bastard in front of me!

"What the hell, you're still beating around the bush?"

When Mu saw this situation, he knew that something was wrong, so he narrowed his eyes, got up stubbornly, and used the relic again.

[Effect 2: You can pay magic power to switch positions with your own underwear, but as a price, you will leave your feces in place.]

There was a loud bang and Mu's figure disappeared.

When he appeared again, he was back to where his underwear was.

And where he teleported, a yellow hill was left behind.

On top of that hill, Mu's first pair of underwear was floating down.

"Oh, luckily I was smart and only wore it on my head, not inside my robe. As expected, I am a genius!"

Mu showed a confident and sunny smile.

That's right, Mu has returned to his previous attitude this time, attacking without wearing underwear + wearing underwear on his head, not because he has cerebral palsy, but to cooperate with this relic.

If you wear it underneath, then when you swap it with your underwear, won't it get pulled into your pants? So you can't wear it.

If I don't wear underwear, I won't be able to teleport, right?

So wear it on your head.

perfect!

“Hahahaha! Fortunately, I have become proficient in using this relic, otherwise, I would have fallen into the trap of that old bitch!” Mu smiled brightly, turned his head, and a puzzled look appeared on his face: “Hey, where is that old bitch?”

"Besides, this amount is too large, right? Which good person can pull so much?"

"and many more……"

"Fuck, there's someone in the shit!"

Mu's eyes flickered, and he vaguely discovered that there was a figure wriggling in the shit mountain.

The figure struggled to climb out of the mountain of shit, wiping his sausage mouth with his hands.

"Fuck, you old bitch, why are you in shit?" Mu was shocked.

"Fuck him!!!!" PS: (*Only one word)

"How can you curse at me like that?" Mu was very angry.

"Wow, wow, I don't want to play anymore. I don't want to play anymore!"

Nessp was lying on the ground with snot and tears, squirming and running away.

The defense just now shattered all his thoughts of resistance.

What about delivering messages, what about exorcising gods, what about capturing elf sisters...

All these thoughts vanished.

He felt like a saint and had only one thought - run, run, he had to get out of here!

This place is simply hell!

With two people and one dog, they naturally didn't want him to get away.

But Nessp has now entered the mop-covered-shit mode, and is invincible. The two of them look at each other, not knowing what to do.

“Roar, roar, looks like I still have to take action!”

Setsuna stood up excitedly.

"No, no, Setsuna!"

When Karenina saw this scene, she suddenly became anxious.

She quickly grabbed Setsuna's hand and said, "If you go there, that will be hell!"

Mu also looked dazed.

He remembered that Setsuna was a dog.

But, even Boss Li Cheng’s dog can’t do such a thing!

"Quack, what are you thinking about?" Setsuna frowned: "This is what I'm going to do!"

As she spoke, she put her hands together, and her steel rod-like tail began to spin like a propeller!

The howling wind lifted the Great Love Demon Dog and made her fly like a helicopter.

But the helicopter's propeller is on top, and Setsuna's propeller is on the bottom.

"Quack, quack! Children, I'm back! Today, I will enter the fairyland on land again!"

She spoke in a language no one could understand while flapping the propeller and flew over Nessp's head.

Nessp: "Still? There are still experts?"

The next second, the speed of Setsuna's tail propeller doubled again!

The strong wind blew on Nessp's face, cutting various wounds on his body and blowing away the golden feces.

Not only did it blow away, but it also flew towards the area where the demons’ dormitories were!

In an instant, the shit helped the wind, and the wind helped the shit, and the sound of glass shattering was heard.

Pieces of answers were blown accurately into the demon's dormitory.

Floated above the 20-layer torture bed carefully designed by Karenina.

The demons were very tired from training during the day and were basically snoring, with their mouths opening from time to time.

So...

“Ahhhhhhhh!! It’s the defense, it’s the defense tornado!!!”

Roars echoed in the demon dormitory.

On the other hand, there are also the electric shocks they suffer when they bump into the electric bed while running away!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Then, the screams of agony began to come one after another!

That night, the demons saw hell.

Half of them chose to self-destruct after being tortured by the defense and electric shocks.

Yes, it is the same as the Abyss Dancer, unable to return to the Abyss due to self-destruction.

The thought of this extremely terrifying "electric shock defense night" will become their eternal memory, and no matter how many times they reincarnate, they will never forget it.

These demons resolutely chose to self-destruct.

"I absolutely don't want to live with such memories!" - This was their last thought before they died.

Of course, their deaths were not without value.

The intense and beautiful energy generated by the pain before death was all transmitted to Li Cheng's Badge of Pain.

It made him a lot of money.

Presumably, these demons in heaven would also smile with a sense of fulfillment in their deaths!

The storm died down, Setsuna's tail finally stopped spinning, and she landed on the ground.

That horrible mountain of shit has disappeared, or rather, it has merged with the demons forever.

Even Nessp's body was clean.

Not to mention the defense, he even lost his hair.

Under the slash of the wind blade, his limbs were cut into pieces, leaving only his upper body and head.

This is because he might reveal other information.

"Ah, I am indeed the super invincible Great Love Demon Dog Mouth!" Setsuna put his hands on his hips and howled to the sky: "Awoo!!!"

"Ha, ha." Mu straightened his messed-up underwear and said, "I also forgot to ask the boss what breed his demon dog is."

"The Great Magic Dog... shouldn't be a Husky, right?" Karenina also scratched her head.

She was a little frustrated.

I feel like I didn’t perform well today. Among the two places and one dog, I was not the one born the youngest.

No, no, I have to try harder next time.

Pink Hair was born a little angry.

Since you are angry, you need to vent.

She walked up to Nessp and, with her half-paralyzed body, released countless water magic spells to waterboard him.

This is just to clean him up and prevent him from making Brother Li Cheng feel sick when he sees him.

It's definitely not a way to vent anger.

Absolutely not!

-

Thirty minutes later.

Li Cheng sat in the main seat in the command hall, looking at Nessp with dark circles, puffy eyes and sausage-like mouth in front of him, and fell into deep thought.

"You mean to say that this guy is the dean of the Northern School of Magic, Nessp."

"That's right, Boss!"

"That's right, brother!"

"Ouch!!!!"