Something is wrong with Miss Witch

What if you don’t have a mother who dotes on you?

Of course, it’s to find a godmother!

My godmother is awesome, that’s ok!

After all, godmother is also mother!

"If I acknowledge all the witches in the Witch Council as my godmother, wouldn't it be easy to become the Chief Witch?"

Lou Yue suddenly thought of this.

"Unless you also recognize the Chief Witch as your godmother, it's impossible." Alytia walked in, smiling: "But, Yuebao, you are indeed suitable to recognize someone as your godmother!"

Alydia said sarcastically, "After all, Yuebao, you are small and very cute."

"Humph!"

Lou Yue was rubbing against the bed, and turned around to give Alytia a bad look.

She just turned her back and the peach of the safe delivery type towards Alytia.

Alydia licked her lips. "Yuebao, I heard that if you knead soft, gelatinous objects frequently, it will train your finger flexibility. Do you think that as an alchemist, I need to train my finger flexibility?"

"Hmm!" Lou Yue felt the ominous gaze and waved her hands in disgust: "Climb~~"

However, Alytia has been led astray by Lou Yue.

She shamelessly moved towards Lou Yue's bed and crawled into the quilt.

"Mmm~~~" She took a deep breath: "It smells good."

"Hey! Sister!" Lou Yue kicked Alytia's butt with her white silk feet: "Don't go too far!"

Alydia pretended not to hear and instead looked at the book in Lou Yue's hand: "Magic cannon spells? You should have finished learning them."

"That's right!" Lou Yue held up the book: "I! I'm a genius!"

Alytia smiled but said nothing.

"After you finish learning, remember to refine some magic potions. You'll need them to make alchemical bombs later."

"Ugh! Lily, you're so boring!" Lou Yue complained, "How can you crawl into someone's bed and talk about work?"

As he said that, Lou Yue kicked Alytia off the bed.

After falling to the floor, Alytia even bounced a little.

——Because the witch’s body tissue is very strong!

"Ow!"

The quilt brushed past her body and Lou Yue screamed.

"Sister?" Alytia pulled the quilt and looked at Lou Yue with a smile.

"Hmm!" Lou Yue closed the book and looked at Alytia angrily: "Sister, if you don't punish me for three days, you will tear off the tiles!"

Tentacles emerged from under her skirt and pounced on Alytia.

"broken!"

Alytia screamed and dodged violently.

But how could Alytia possibly dodge Lou Yue’s attack!

The four tentacles threw Lou Yue towards Alytia like springs, like a cannonball.

Before Alytia could react, Lou Yue hit her head on her chest.

"Click"

There was a crisp sound, and Alytia screamed: "Sister! It's dented! It's dented!"

"Humph!" Lou Yue stood beside them, hands on her waist: "This is the divine punishment for you!"

Alytia could only grit her teeth and quickly cast a recovery spell on herself.

The ribs slowly pushed up.

She kneaded her own balls and cried, "Yuebao, you are too cruel!"

"Hmph!" Lou Yue raised her head, twisted her waist and returned to her bed, her chin resting on her hand. "Have you finished researching the assembly line for the alchemical bomb?"

"Of course!" Alytia stood up while kneading the dough: "Are you doubting my strength?"

"I'm doubting your integrity!" Lou Yue looked at Alytia: "Will you do your research honestly?"

"Why do we need to study it so seriously?" Alytia was puzzled. "As long as it works, it's fine."

Alytia said confidently: "Anyway, after using it a few times, it will be forced to be scrapped."

"Sure enough, Alytia's moral integrity has disappeared." Lou Yue sighed and shook his head.

"That's because you've eaten up all my moral integrity." Alytia accused Lou Yue: "Yuebao, you have to take responsibility!"

"You want to blame me again?" Lou Yue's eyes widened: "I won't take responsibility!"

"Evidence, show me the evidence!"

Lou Yue curled up in the quilt like a scoundrel and made faces at Alytia.

"Those who keep company with vermilion become red, those who keep company with ink become black, and those who keep company with Yuebao become despicable!" Alydia shook her head and said, "Fortunately, Miss Gong didn't get too close to you, Yuebao. Otherwise, she would have become despicable too."

"Huh?" Lou Yue pouted in dissatisfaction: "Be careful or I'll punish you!"

Lou Yue's hands shone with pink light: "Be careful of my magic cannon! I'll shoot you in the face!"

"I am so sorry!"

Alydia immediately slid down to her knees and said, "I was wrong! Please forgive me, Yuebao!"

She needs to water the two blood elf lamps a lot every day, but she knows the power of Lou Yue’s talent!

The golden alchemist witch doesn't want to fall into a coma due to dehydration!

Chapter 119 The Ultimate Enjoyment

At the back of the Mountains of Despair, in a gloomy little space, a circle of kings dressed in various gorgeous and complicated clothes sat on small thrones.

"Is it really possible to avoid being discovered by the witch here?"

"If the witch finds this place, do you think we can still sit here peacefully?"

"Those witches are simply the most terrifying beasts, even scarier than orcs!"

The one who spoke was a blood elf queen. She was wearing layers of veil and looked extremely seductive.

The figure is perfect, top-notch!

Crossing her legs, her high-heeled boots tapped the table repeatedly. "Killing is like their instinct! You saw it too! Those guys drove their vassal armies mercilessly. They killed more vassal armies themselves than we did!"

There were five or six blood elves sitting next to the round table, and five or six strange-looking bugs sitting on the other side.

"Even those stupid orcs whose minds are filled with cruelty and killing know to keep the captives as food reserves! Instead of wasting them like this!"

The Blood Elf Queen pursed her lips and yelled in a somewhat stressful manner.

This made the other blood elf nobles frown and look at each other.

Can't this guy be a little more elegant?

You know, she grew up in a small country town, and now she is considered polite for not swearing.

It’s our fault that we can’t beat her, so we just have to endure it.

Several blood elf nobles communicated with each other through eye contact, and the blood elf queen easily discovered it.

"You bitches!"

She thought this in her heart and looked at the insects again.

"Orc, why haven't you come yet, representative?"

The insect spoke with its hoarse vocal organs.

"Tsk! Everyone burst into laughter!"

The Blood Elf Queen laughed: "What difference does it make whether those orcs come or not?"

"Or rather, do the orcs have leaders? Their highest-ranking unit is the shaman of the tribe, and those shamans only say: 'Dedicate yourself to the gods!' Then they rush to the front lines, howling, only to be chopped into minced meat by the enemy's vassal army, and then brought back by you to be used as nutritional supplements."

The Blood Elf Queen laughed loudly, and the other Blood Elf nobles looked at each other again.

Why is our queen a village girl?

Why is our leader a rough country boy?

Why are we listening to this redneck telling orc jokes?

Because she's got a great body and is incredibly strong. We can't beat her.

A blood elf noble gave a look, and several nobles nodded in agreement.

"Reason. Approval."

The insects chirped in unison, "The 32nd Witch Confrontation Conference begins."

"So, what exactly were the previous thirty-one witch-counter conferences for?" the Blood Elf Queen launched into a tirade. "Even the cities in the Mountains of Despair have been lost one after another. The witches are expanding their advantage!"

"Our compatriots are dying all the time, while the enemy's vassal army is endless!"

She looked at the other blood elves and insects angrily: "Aren't we slowly dying now? If there is no better solution, why hold this meeting?"

"We used the Mountains of Despair to block the witch's attack. The fall of the city is your fault, the blood elves!" The insect hissed, "It was you who failed to protect yourself from the witch's magic, causing all the soldiers to lose control!"

"We don't fucking know that the witch across the street is using aphrodisiacs!"

Speaking of this, the Blood Elf Queen was a little annoyed: "Would you go to the battlefield to specifically defend yourself against the enemy's aphrodisiac?"

"Based on the results, the blood elves should bear considerable responsibility."

The bug said this in a very stubborn manner.

The blood elf nobles all felt a little resentful.

Damn, you're putting all the blame on us, right?

Although the blood elf nobles were angry, they were still well-mannered.

They all want to find reasons to refute.

"Damn it! We didn't know that you bugs and orcs without reproductive systems would be knocked out by aphrodisiacs!" The Blood Elf Queen cursed.

"Speaking of which, you guys, what exactly will your reaction be after being drugged? Are you going to smash your opponent's head with your hips like an orc?"

The blood elves greeted the entire family of insects with extremely vulgar words, and ridiculed the orcs at the same time.

"Bugs! And orcs! Different!"

The insects on the opposite side were hissing and looked very angry.

Several blood elf nobles were just watching the show.

By the way, it’s really nice to have a country queen. At least she can spray the bugs on the opposite side so hard that the mother of the bug won’t even recognize her.

Does the bug opposite have a mother?

However, the queen knows a lot of country slang, she can even publish a complete collection of blood elf slang.

However, using orcs to insult insects is really cruel.

If I were scolded like an orc that crawled out of the ground, I would definitely fight her!

Several blood elf nobles exchanged glances, and their favorable impression of the blood elf queen increased.

The queen has a really nice figure.

"Then come up with a plan!" the Blood Elf Queen complained. "You don't know any magic at all. Your so-called advanced insect swarm system is vulnerable to the witch! What's the difference between you and the orcs? You're even worse than the orcs! At least the orcs can charge out to fight, while you insects can only hide in the back and make some nutrients or something."

"What are you for?"

The Blood Elf Queen was weeping profusely, her chest heaving.

The other blood elf nobles were watching secretly, and they all understood each other tacitly.