Something is wrong with Miss Witch

"Lily, help me see what I want?"

Lou Yue flipped through the pages: "I'm just a wandering witch, I'm not very familiar with these things."

"You have more friends than I do! And you call yourself a wandering witch!"

"Oh, oh! There's a bit of witchy sourness about to come out."

"No matter how sour it is, it's not as sour as you, a little witch with citrus fragrance all over her body!"

Alytia wanted to pinch Lou Yue's face, but Lou Yue dodged Alytia's hand with a smile.

"Sister, the witch's hands are not clean."

"You keep taking advantage of other little witches and you don't even pay!"

Lou Yue pouted her lips.

Alydia said sternly, "How can I pay for taking advantage of my good sister? That would be too hurtful!"

"I'm talking about money with you! You're talking about feelings with me!" Lou Yue's eyes widened, and (`д?)σ fiercely scratched the fair armpit of the golden girl: "You bad girl!"

"Ha ha ha ha."(*???)

Alydia couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Stop scratching, stop scratching, I surrender, I surrender." (;?Д`)

"Hehe, you bad guy must be punished!" Lou Yue rode on Alytia's waist, smiling triumphantly.

"Stop scratching me, I'm about to leak out."

Alydia yelled, pointing at her face.

"Look, tears are about to fall."

"Hmph!" Lou Yue put her hands on her hips and said, "I'll let you go just this once today."

"Sure enough, you little witch are really a bastard." Alytia pouted and tidied her clothes.

Afterwards, I looked at myself laughing so hard that I was out of breath, and tears came out.

After hurriedly packing up and tidying up his expression, he said, "Witches can be roughly considered a unit of nobility. After each witch has her own floating island or land, she will build her own manor."

"There are stables for breeding monsters, ponds for raising fish, farmland for farming, forests for growing mushrooms, and underground mines for generating mines."

"In order to ensure these can grow normally, a virtual moon is also needed to provide magic power and light."

"At the very least, you need a magic tree to do this."

"You are an alchemy witch, so you must have an alchemy room. And a separate study room for studying spells."

"The place used to copy magic scrolls requires special equipment because it needs to eliminate other spilled magic power."

"We also need a testing ground to test the power of magic."

"There will also need to be a dedicated servant factory to help you raise and care for various things."

“These are necessities.”

"What about entertainment facilities? When friends come to your house, you can't have no special entertainment facilities."

"What about the teahouse? Some ancient witches like to drink tea. If you don't want to buy it, you need to have a special tea tree to collect tea leaves."

"And there's a garden. When the witch has afternoon tea, she'll enjoy the flowers while basking in the moonlight. Your garden can't be too shabby, right?"

"Also, the garden must be dotted with fireflies. Only then can it be considered a garden. Otherwise, it's just a flower shop selling flowers."

"There's also the ecological circulation system within this sub-plane. Are you prepared? Although it was cut directly from this plane, it will collapse if it's not carefully maintained."

"Besides, do you think this kind of terrain can be used directly? It must have been modified."

"So, three million magic stones is just a drop in the bucket."

Alydia looked at Lou Yue seriously: "So, the manor is simply the witches' creditor, a ruthless money-eating machine! Otherwise, why do you think all the witches are working so hard to make money?"

"So it's so expensive." Lou Yue also sighed: "It seems that owning a manor is not a good thing."

"Damn it, you little witch are being so Versailles! Are you trying to make me envious on purpose?"

Alytia pinched Lou Yue's face in dissatisfaction. The delicate lace socks made Lou Yue's sensitive skin red.

"Lily!" Lou Yue yelled, her voice somewhere between a groan and a loud groan: "You know I'm very sensitive, right? You bad guy!"

"Hmph," Alytia hummed, then sighed, "You're the bad little witch who's showing off. I only have a mushroom garden! And you, who's about to own a manor, are still disgusted with it!"

"If I can't afford to support it, it will be a waste of time, right?" Lou Yue said angrily.

"So, this is my use." Alydia patted her chest. "Do you know what the characteristics of the Alchemist Witch are?"

Lou Yue thought about it carefully: "Alchemy and pharmaceutical manufacturing?"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" Alytia said with a stern face: "The Alchemy Witch is best at spending and saving money."

"If you provide the Alchemy Witch with unlimited financial support, she will definitely spend it all at a speed that will leave you speechless."

"You can't even imagine how extravagant the Alchemy Witch can be."

Alytia looked proud. "Three hundred thousand! Based on the efficiency of the alchemists of the past, it would only take a third of a round to spend it all."

"Is this something to be proud of?" Lou Yue widened his eyes.

"This is certainly something to be proud of." Alytia said with an unhappy look on her face: "Can an alchemist who doesn't know how to spend money still be called an alchemist?"

"What do you think an alchemist is?"

"Isn't he a technician who makes potions?" Lou Yue answered cutely.

"Alchemists are nothing like that!" Alytia said, looking insulted. "Alchemists are just delicate flowers nurtured by money. Without magic stones, alchemists can bloom."

"So, the standard for evaluating alchemists in the industry is who can spend money!"

Alydia said righteously, "Just like the standard for measuring the excellence of civil servant witches is based on the amount of funding their department can secure, the standard for alchemists' excellence is based on how much money they spend."

"Being able to spend money means that more powerful and expensive materials are needed to make potions. Doesn't this also reflect the level of an alchemist witch?"

Looking at Alytia's smug expression, Lou Yue said maliciously, "Then what about the Alchemy Witch's other virtue, saving money?"

This statement immediately touched Alytia's sore spot.

She said with a face like Sima: "Where do you think the Alchemy Witch's extravagant money comes from? It's just scraped away from me every day."

"?" Lou Yue pursed her pink lips and looked at Alytia.

"Alchemist witch, every time you save up enough money and want to splurge, you'll call your friends and go to the mall in large groups to buy ingredients. You'll even go out of your way to buy expensive, well-known brands. That way, others will know you've used a lot of magic stones to make potions."

"That's called fame."

Alytia looked heartbroken: "Every time the material store's sales skyrocket, there's an alchemy witch who's been scrimping and saving!"

"So, how can we Alchemy Witches not be frugal?"

"I think it's corruption~" Lou Yue poked her shoulder pettily.

"What is corruption?" Alytia said righteously, "We alchemists simply pick up a beautiful gem from the river of wealth we handle and place it in another river."

"There's no change in wealth at all! How can this be called corruption?"

Chapter 113 The Witch Who Likes to Accumulate Merits

"We, the Alchemy Witches, simply redistribute wealth."

"And accumulate merit for the original owner!"

"Accumulate merit!" Lou Yue asked in shock.

Alydia argued confidently: "Look at those wealthy witches. Their magic stones must be stained with sin."

"We will donate some of the magic stones to those poor witches. Isn't this accumulating merit for those wealthy witches?"

"Besides, we do all these things for free!"

"It's free! Every time I think of this, I feel that we Alchemy Witches are truly great."

Alytia had a very holy expression on her face: "Don't you believe it, Yuebao?"

"Won't we get caught?" Lou Yue was still a little uncomfortable with the witches' tradition of corruption.

"No, no," Alytia said righteously, "We do good things behind the scenes and never leave our names behind."

Then, he said in a boastful way: "Do you know why Miss Nadia gave us such a high salary?"

"Why?" Lou Yue smiled and said, "Isn't it because I'm cute?" (?3?)

(*??`) “Although Yuebaoni is indeed very cute…”

Alytia smiled and said, "But you are really confident."

"!"

The tentacles from Lou Yue's skirt emerged again, causing Alytia to shudder: "Yuebao, do you still want to know?"

"Of course I do!" Lou Yue looked at Alytia and pouted.

"The reason is, if we don't take it, she can't take it!" Alydia revealed an exclusive exposé: "Bluish Fantasy is not Miss Nadia's company. Miss Nadia is just a senior agent."

"Developing weapons is a big money-burner, of course! Miss Nadia can easily make the accounts."

"So, make the weapons as expensive as possible." Alytia looked at Lou Yue. "They'll be destroyed after use anyway. This will also make it easier for Miss Nadia to accumulate merit for her boss for free."

"But you're really a little cutie." Looking at Lou Yue, Alytia praised: "If it weren't for you, Miss Nadia probably wouldn't have done this."

"Hehehe~" Lou Yue smiled: "Sure enough, it's all thanks to my cuteness."

"That's right," Alytia said. "So, let's see the Alchemy Witch's ability to be frugal and thrifty next!"

"Yeah." Lou Yue nodded happily.

"The first one is the Magic Moon, or the Magic Tree. This thing is the most important thing in the manor. It is the source of all magic. It extracts magic from the infinite void and releases it. It can promote the transformation of more beasts in the space and promote the growth of farmland plants."

Alydia flipped through the booklet. "The Magic Moons that Miss Nadia can provide are only the most basic kind. They are pure magic, without any other magical properties. Generally speaking, they are suitable for beginners and are enough to build a good manor system."

"But the downside is that they're just ordinary, with no special features. Ordinary products can basically only be used by witches themselves. If they were to be sold, the price wouldn't be competitive at all. They'd be completely unsalable."

"If you sell it at a lower price, you will lose money completely."

"However, the witch has a technique that can later grant the Magic Moon its own attributes. After planting the witch seed on it, it can be combined with a complex ritual to give the Magic Moon its own attributes."

"That's not important at all!" Lou Yue said angrily, "What's important is the price!"

"It'll cost about one million magic stones." Alytia glanced at the string of zeros at the end. "If you choose this, it will cost you about one-third of the reward you received from Miss Nadia."

"Didn't you say there would be a 30% discount?" Lou Yue widened his eyes.

"Even a 30% discount isn't enough! Yuebao." Alytia looked at Lou Yue and asked, "How much are your assets now?"

"Including Miss Nadia's money, it's only 3.3 million at most." Lou Yue sighed, "Selling alcohol really doesn't make as much money as accumulating merit for others!"

"So, the rest is up to me!" Alytia flipped through the booklet. "The magic tree will cost about 700,000, but it's incredibly troublesome to maintain."

"So, I suggest you choose the Magic Spring as the node for communicating magic power across the sub-plane," Alytia calculated carefully. "You only need to command your vassal army to dig nine channels across the entire plane. This will achieve 70% of the Magic Moon's efficiency. As the spring water permeates the soil, the efficiency will gradually increase to around 90%."

“The most important thing is that it’s extremely cheap.”

"The Magic Fountain. You can use your witch seeds to plant them in the ground and add some ingredients."

"The subsequent ceremony is extremely costly, as nine trenches need to be dug. So, normally, the labor costs would be very high."

"But if you choose the vassal army, one magic stone can buy a large number of imps. But those things are useless, so I suggest you just capture more blood elves here. It's free!"

"So you only need to pay for the materials, probably about 100,000 magic stones."

"After all, they're just vassal troops, they don't need any money! Even if they die of exhaustion, it will save some food for the future, and the bodies can be buried in the ground to increase the fertility and magical power of the soil."

"If you don't understand, I recommend you buy the Necromancer's book 'On the 13,000 Benefits and Uses of the Corpses of the Servant Army.'"

Alydia spoke eloquently with a confident smile, "The best way to increase soil fertility and magical power is to blood sacrifice a group of imps."

"The witch is so kind." Lou Yue sighed.

"That's right!" Alytia also sighed: "We didn't crush the little devil's soul, but let it return to hell. It really makes people feel great compassion."

"Now that the magic spring has been solved, what's left?" Lou Yue sat obediently.

"Among them, the most important thing is food. The vassal army is usually fed with the No. 3 nutrient solution. Usually, they pour in all sorts of things, and then a test tube of nutrient solution is produced. We usually throw in corpses, after all, they are high in nutritional value and rich in magic."

"But a friendly reminder, it's best to pour the nutrient solution back into the generator. Some of the vassal troops might be able to taste it, which could lead to rebellion or a drop in morale."