Something is wrong with Miss Witch

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So, let’s take a look at Miss Lou Yue’s policy.

——Of course not!

Well, it seems that our Miss Lou Yue has not escaped from the clutches of the civil servant witch yet.

Hey, civil servant witch! Hey! City lord!

Although we learned through a channel that is not accurate and has no credibility, and we are not insiders and cannot guarantee its authenticity, we learned that Miss Lou Yue is preparing to launch a policy and it has reached the draft stage.

Although you may think it is nonsense, what should we do if this policy is to distribute supplies to every resident of Donghai City?

Although the possibility is extremely small, I just said it and you just listened to it.

Who made Donghai City always ruled by civil servant witches?

We in Donghai City will all unite under the leadership of Ms. Yu Yuwei, the Executive Secretary General, and will carefully obey Ms. Yu Yuwei's orders and carry out every task assigned by Ms. Yu Yuwei.

As for Miss Lou Yue? I wish her good luck.

Very well, today's Witch Daily ends here. Next is a joke written by an anonymous witch who is not hostile to civil servants and is not a witch from Eastsea City.

"One day, two city lords gathered in a club to discuss city lord affairs."

"A city lord said: I'm so tired every day that even the witch can't believe it. I have to deal with three official tasks every day, which takes up an hour!"

"And the other city lord said: 'What's the big deal? I have to deal with a budget allocation report every day.'"

"The first city lord immediately stood in awe: That must be very busy."

"No, no, it's just a stamp."

"But at this time, passersby couldn't help but say: Sisters, is this all you city lords have to do? What about other official duties? Don't you have to do any of them?"

The two city lords were horrified. "Other matters? These are handled by civil servants. We are not allowed to interfere."

"A passerby said: You are the city lord!"

"And the two city lords said in unison: Yes, sisters. We may be city lords, but they are civil servant witches!"

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"That's outrageous!"

Lou Yue slammed the table and spoke in a loud voice.

Carolie, who was standing nearby and feeling bored, was yawning, looking as if she had not yet woken up.

This is what a personal secretary does. If the city lord has nothing to do, then I have nothing to do either.

All in all, I'm so idle that mushrooms are growing on me.

Listening to Miss Lou Yue's voice, Caroline said slowly: "It's really outrageous!"

"Oh? You also think it's inappropriate?"

"Of course!" Carolee said indignantly, "How could we possibly hand over the budget to the City Lord?! That's pure lies! Everyone knows that budgeting, a highly technical job requiring extremely advanced knowledge, is impossible to be handed over to the City Lord! They know nothing about it!"

Lou Yue's face froze instantly. She coughed and said, "I am also the city lord."

Caroline finally realized what was happening. She immediately straightened her face and said modestly, "Of course, you are different from other city lords, Miss Lou Yue. So, I was referring to a very small number of people within a group, not deliberately blaming you. Although, using the broad term "city lord" is very likely to cause misunderstanding, in the default terms used in East Sea City, these city lords are used to refer to witches in other cities."

"Oh, then what's my name in Donghai City?"

"Of course it's Miss Yue!" Caroline said loudly, "Other city lords are just city lords. But you are Miss Yue. Being a city lord isn't your greatest honor. Your reputation as Miss Yue is even higher than that of the East Sea City Lord. Therefore, all the witches in East Sea City prefer to call you Miss Lou Yue."

Lou Yue simply ignored Caroline's words. As for the Civil Servant Witch, she only needed to listen to the beginning and the end, and it was okay to ignore the words in the middle.

She knocked on the table and said to Caroline, "Call Yu Yuwei over. I have something to discuss with her."

Caroline nodded and went out immediately.

Great, I can slack off again.

She liked Miss Lou Yue's order the most.

It’s just so cool.

Thinking of this, she walked out of the office and went to find Yu Yuwei.

Yu Yuwei's office was just across the corridor. Just by opening the door, she could observe who was coming into the City Lord's office.

It is a strategic location.

After arriving at Yu Yuwei's office, Caroline drank a glass of wine, sat on the sofa and let out a long sigh.

Yu Yuwei frowned and said nothing.

This is what happens when district secretaries-general are transferred to the city level.

Although his position is slightly lower than yours, his qualifications are exactly the same as yours, or even higher.

So there's nothing you can do about her.

Of course, this was without causing any rift between them. If Yu Yuwei really wanted to target Caroline, she could still do it.

However, this will also cause people to lose their morale.

After all, she was the district secretary before. Now there are several other district secretaries-general under you who are cheering you on and waving flags for you.

If you target Caroline now, what will the other witches think?

She coughed, signaling Caroline to be a little respectful.

Caroline just crossed her legs and said, "Miss Yu, the city lord wants to see you."

Yu Yuwei looked helpless: "Is it about the plan? Didn't you tell her that she can only come out today?"

"It's a little bit related to the draft, but it's mainly about the newspaper." Carolie spread her hands, indicating that I don't know anything and I'm just a salary earner.

Yu Yuwei rolled her eyes, sighed, and walked towards the city lord's office.

But halfway through the walk, he saw Caroline sitting there motionless.

She raised her eyebrows and looked at Caroline: "Miss Caroline?"

Caroline said with a smile, "I think it's better for me not to eavesdrop. This is an important matter. If something goes wrong, it will be terrible."

Yu Yuwei glanced at Caroline unhappily, although she knew at a glance that this was just an excuse.

But I don't have time to argue with her.

This guy has a PhD in classical literature, and it would be disgusting if he got involved with you.

Among the civil servant witches, a PhD in Classical Literature is also known as the right to be exempt from spraying.

Of course, it's not that you have some magical power that can prevent other witches from scolding you. It's because you can't scold a witch with such a degree, so it's best not to scold her.

Over time, it becomes the right to be exempt from criticism.

He walked out of the office with the documents and came to the city lord's office.

She looked at Lou Yue with her legs crossed on the table, and her cheeks twitched.

Sister, could you please have some manners?

She was complaining in her heart, and she bent down and said, "Miss Lou Yue, what's going on today?"

Lou Yue knocked on the table and looked at Yu Yuwei seriously. She said in a very serious tone: "Ms. Yu Yuwei, I am so heartbroken!"

"Hmm?" Yu Yuwei looked at Lou Yue in confusion.

Lou Yue kicked the newspaper to Yu Yuwei and said with a look of deep sorrow, "Look, is what this newspaper says reasonable? It's absolutely outrageous!"

"Am I really that incompetent?"

Lou Yue was furious.

Yu Yuwei glanced at Lou Yue before picking up the newspaper.

After a casual glance, she immediately said: "Of course not. Your ability is obvious to all the civil servant witches. Everyone recognizes you. Although humility is a good virtue, excessive humility will make other witches look down on you. So, Miss Lou Yue, don't worry. We will definitely hold this Witch Daily accountable."

"Make sure they never do something like this again!"

"Just that?" Lou Yue was huffing, with an obvious look of unhappiness on her face.

Yu Yuwei immediately said, "Then, let them clarify in the newspaper, what do you think?"

Lou Yue's face immediately turned pale. She asked angrily, "Now the witches all say that what the City Hall denies is the truth. Are you deliberately embarrassing me?"

The whole witch Yu Yuwei was numb. Nothing worked, and nothing worked.

Do you want us to admit this?

Do you want to advertise it in the newspaper?

Yu Yuwei felt tired. She had never seen such a troublesome witch!

She said, "What do you want, Miss Yue?"

"Humph." Lou Yue slammed the table fiercely: "This is no longer an ordinary rumor, we must strike hard!"

"First, quickly come up with a charter for the previous renovation plan so that I can announce this in the newspaper. Only then can I prove that what the newspaper said is false."

"Secondly, you must quickly prepare for this kind of thing."

She stared at Yu Yuwei, very seriously.

Yu Yuwei had become numb when she heard about plans and proposals.

She lowered her head and said, "If we follow your request, we can finish it tomorrow. This is already our fastest efficiency, and it has already cost several witches fainting. Therefore, if you can allow an increase in the subsidy, your subordinates will love you even more."

"Subsidy? Under what name?" Lou Yue looked at Yu Yuwei curiously.

"Of course it is awarded to the hard-working civil servants to commend their loyalty to you and their willingness to work." Yu Yuwei responded as a matter of course.

"What about overtime?" Lou Yue rolled her eyes: "I know you guys go to get off work and come home as usual."

Yu Yuwei was slightly suffocated, and she felt very aggrieved.

Ms. Lou Yue! Before you came, our working hours were only two or three hours a day. But after you came, we worked a full eight hours a day!

The working hours have tripled. Isn't it worth it for you to give us some compensation?

Yu Yuwei was complaining in her heart, but she couldn't say anything.

After all, work really does require eight hours of work!

She thought for a while before saying, "Miss Lou Yue, simply looking at the situation of going to and from get off work, it is indeed true. However, there is a more serious and profound situation. There is no difference between working at the city hall and working at home. If you really want to find a difference, it is probably that working at home can better understand the hardship and difficulties of the witches than working at the city hall."

"Ms. Lou Yue, this is all working for you again."

Lou Yue turned a deaf ear to me. You are treating me like a fool, right?

Feeling very dissatisfied, she looked at Yu Yuwei and said, "So, tomorrow will be the day when the draft will be finalized. I will hold a press conference then and announce my first policy. I hope this policy will not be messed up."

Her lips were slightly pursed, and she looked like if you messed up, I wouldn't mind if we all exploded together.

Yu Yuwei nodded helplessly.

Hey! Chief Witch! Hey! New Era!

It's all the fault of the new era! In the past, the city lord wasn't this difficult to deal with.

Yu Yuwei has already begun to miss the wonderful Miss Fu Lu.

"Yes, Miss Yue."

Yu Yuwei bent down helplessly.

In fact, the draft has been prepared long ago, but it has not been released.

After all, we can't really take it out so early.

What if next time, she asks you to come up with a plan in such a short time?

What the civil servant witch fears most is precedent, and this time she came up with a plan in two days.

Next time, she will dare you to come up with a plan in one day.