Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Lou Yue thought to herself, "Could it be my hair, or something else that can be used as material?"

Miao Manman: Sister, don't be afraid. And don't call the police. I'm a serious witch.

Lou Yue: What do you need?

Miao Manman: The witch's greatest invention, a soft defense device used to protect and defend walking units.

Lou Yue suddenly narrowed his eyes.

What walking unit? Aren't those just legs? What soft defense device? Aren't those socks?

Lou Yue: Sure. Are these two okay?

As he spoke, Lou Yue took another photo of his legs.

Miao Manman: Sure, just send it to my email.

After solving this problem, Lou Yue refreshed the [Fountain Water] for a while to see what weird things the stupid netizens had posted.

It's a pity that her account is full of crazy people.

I found a tweet from another witch and took a look.

For example, some tweets from the Heart-to-Heart Little Witches, but I didn’t expect their tweets to be so normal!

Even more normal than Lou Yue’s tweet!

I just post pictures of going out and eating delicious food.

Unfortunately, after turning two pages, she closed it.

"It's pure and normal."

Lou Yue shook his head. What’s the point of surfing the Internet if you don’t have fun!

There are also opera recordings and the like on the Internet.

Nowadays, most of the entertainment activities for witches are stage plays.

It’s still the form that has been passed down since before the Third Witch War!

"Why use a stage play when there's something as convenient as magic?"

Lou Yue was puzzled and opened it to take a look.

I found that the comments below are all very literary.

It can only be described as elegant!

Lou Yue curled her lips: "Elegance can't be eaten as food."

The little witch had another idea and downloaded the magic network's camera spell.

The magic web comes with many small spells, such as video and audio recording.

Just inject magic power to create a magic eyeball.

Can shoot video.

Lou Yue injected magic power, and a pink eyeball with small wings emerged from the void.

Her magic connects to the eyeball, allowing her to see the images recorded by the eyeball.

After adjusting the position of his eyeballs, Lou Yue smiled at the camera.

She stood on the bed: "Welcome back~Master~"

Lou Yue crossed her fingers in front of her chest and smiled at the camera.

"Let's eat first~"

She leaned forward slightly, revealing her fair, beautiful back and the curve of her spine.

"Let's take a shower first~"

Lift the skirt slightly~

"Or~~~eat me first~~"

She smiled stickily and ambiguously, her eyes were extremely moist, like a little deer.

After that, she did the familiar girlfriend's business and crawled into the bed again with her eyes closed.

Through the magical link, she was able to see her soft and charming face.

She moved her lips deliberately.

Huh~Huh~Hmm~~~

After deliberately making sounds of pretending to be asleep and letting it record for a minute or two, she paused the video.

He posted the video on his Twitter account and captioned it [One-day girlfriend service from a girl who is 149cm tall~~].

Then the price is one thousand per copy.

Choose your sleeping face for the cover.

OK!

After Lou Yue sent it out, those witches who had been squatting under her account all day long, waiting for ice cream, were immediately overjoyed!

ecstasy!

The narrow-minded witch: Yuebao still understands what we want to see! Sisters! Love you! (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

I Love Artemisia: You're testing your fans with this! That! Fans! Can't stand this kind of test!

Big playground: I have purchased it and am using it now. I don’t have my hands free and am typing with my tongue. Sorry.

Looking at the ever-increasing sales volume, Lou Yue rolled happily on the bed.

Chapter 75 A Gift for Good Children

This novel form was something no one had expected.

When the witches' entertainment activities were just watching elegant stage plays or connecting with the Heart-to-Heart Little Witch Club.

Lou Yue used this kind of video to directly penetrate into the hearts of all witches.

Super novel!

Super fun!

Moreover, that kind of sticky and ambiguous, yet implicit attitude.

This is exactly what witches like!

After all, there may be many witches who have been to the Heart-to-Heart Little Witch Club.

But there must be very few witches who have girlfriends!

One thousand magic stones, although a little expensive.

But, being able to buy a girlfriend would be awesome!

For witches, this kind of film is simply a dimensionality reduction attack!

Lou Yue also deeply grasped the mystery of it.

"I remember a certain master once said that when you wear a lot of clothes, the exposed part is the most attractive."

"When you wear less, the parts that are covered up are the most attractive."

Lou Yue deeply agreed with this. What she was selling was a fantasy of love.

And this is exactly what those witches are in short supply.

So, this "One Day Girlfriend" sold a thousand copies on the first day.

He easily earned 100,000 magic stones.

What’s more, you don’t have to pay taxes!

Lou Yue felt that she had made a lot of money.

Because the current witch tax rate does not change directly based on your income.

Instead, different tax rates are charged based on different industries. Although it is very troublesome, it supports a lot of civil servant witches!

Among them, the tax rate for the most profitable business of exploring another world is frighteningly high!

However, for self-employed individuals setting up stalls, the tax rate is extremely low.

The format of Lou Yue’s film is because she first appeared in the witch world.

It is a pure blue ocean market!

Make a lot of money, sisters!

This kind of thing is very common in the witch world. Whenever a new industry appears, there will always be witches who take advantage of this rule and make a lot of magic stones.

Generally speaking, the Witch Council will only urgently formulate tax rates when a big stir is caused and a group of people are attracted to enter this industry.

"Hehe, the experience and memories from my previous life are indeed very useful."

Lou Yue thought proudly.

"Tonight, I wonder how many witches fell asleep listening to my voice."

Lou Yue smiled and touched her face, sighing, "I've done so many bad things!"

Miao Manman: Yuebao! From today on, I will be your die-hard fan!

The narrow-minded witch: I am the first die-hard fan!

The two people were arguing so hard that it only led to more people arguing.

Lou Yue thought about it and decided that if he wanted to become a famous figure, he would definitely have to cultivate many fans, including girlfriend fans!

Just like a witch cannot be without an army of servants!

She sent a message to the two of them: What is your real name?

The narrow-minded witch:...

Miao Manman: My online name is my real name!

"It seems that Miao Manman is more loyal."

Lou Yue sighed and recorded another audio clip of only three or four seconds: ~繆~嗯~Manman.

Then he sent a tweet [This is a reward for good children! ]

Miao Manman lay on the bed, looking at the tweets posted by Lou Yuexin.

"Reward?" she muttered and downloaded it.

She has long silver hair and a childish face.

Because she was in the bedroom, she was only wearing a white nightgown and lying on the bed. Her body shape was that of a normal girl, and she was about 170cm tall.

After downloading, a small round ball appeared out of thin air.

"A new video? But judging by the amount of mana it consumes, it's quite small."

Miao Manman pressed the ball.

"Hmm~Liao, hum~Manman~~"

A huge, nasal, distressed hum and a saliva-filled female voice sounded in her voice.

Miao Manman was stunned.

What a reward!

She hurriedly looked at the comments under [Quanshui] Shanglouyue's account. Sure enough, under the tweet "This is a reward for good children!", there was already a huge uproar.

Sylvia: My online name is also my real name! Please think of me!

Tatiana: My online name is also my real name. Please, can you pronounce my name? I kneel down for you, Yuebao!

The narrow-minded witch:...

As soon as this guy appeared, someone immediately asked: "@Small-minded Witch, how do you feel?"

"Manman."