Something is wrong with Miss Witch
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Even with the closest people, diplomatic language is needed.
Caroline muttered something before saying, "Because the witches sent by Her Majesty Vivian don't mind the rejection of some fairy witches. Therefore, similar performances are arranged now. Therefore, many witches are attracted, but many witches don't like it."
"Well, you're so stupid."
Lou Yue covered his head with his hands, looking as if he was saying, "You are hopeless."
But Carolee was very dissatisfied: "Isn't this making the best use of things?"
Lou Yue slapped the table and said, "You are destroying them, understand? Idols need a setting, understand? This setting is equivalent to the witch's talent. And everything idols do needs to expand on this setting, do you understand?"
Caroline shook her head: "I don't quite understand."
Lou Yue covered her face and said, "You are really hopeless."
"For example, the fairy witches are supposed to be arrogant and aloof, so they absolutely can't do anything that involves prostitution. At most, they can just jump around, and that's all."
"But there's nothing wrong with what we did." Carolie said stubbornly.
Lou Yue pursed her lips. "The idols Her Majesty Vivian sent us shouldn't just be simple voluptuous witches. If that's the case, wouldn't they just go to the Heart to Heart Little Witch Club? Why would they need to come and see the idols?"
"So, the new setting should revolve around these keywords: [Sisters]! [Natural]! [Bold]!"
Carolie shook her head in a different tone: "What's the use of these?"
"Silly girl." Lou Yue looked at Caroline: "I will only explain it once. If you can't do it, I will send you up to be an idol."
Caroline was shocked: "I am a civil servant witch!"
"So what?" Lou Yue looked at Caroline.
"I'm the Executive Secretary!" Carolee shouted.
"Just the Executive Secretary General of the West District." Lou Yue corrected.
"I'm a top student with a doctorate in classics!" Carolie said, "How could I do something as lowly as being an idol?"
Lou Yue rolled her eyes. Does he look down on his idol so much?
"So, I'm the one who asked you to do this." Lou Yue stared at Caroline: "If you can't do it, I will really make you an idol. After all, I'm a witch psychology instructor, and having an idol witch by my side is not a big deal. "
Caroline's expression suddenly became serious: "Please give me your orders, Miss Lou Yue."
"Okay." Lou Yue said, "The first impression they should give the audience is that of close sisters who are very familiar with each other. They should make the witch feel at home. And the second word is natural. Natural means that for everything, they only understand the surface, but don't understand the inner hints and unspoken rules. You should understand this."
Carolee nodded, "Yes, I understand that. It's the witch opposite of a civil servant."
Lou Yue was stunned for a moment, then she continued, "Finally, it's all about being generous. It's normal for good sisters to touch thighs or something like that."
"That's absolutely abnormal," Caroline complained, "Even between good sisters, you can't touch each other's thighs."
"That's boldness." Lou Yue exclaimed: "Because we are good sisters, touching thighs, patting buttocks and so on are like playing a game."
"That's really generous." Carolie couldn't help but say, "According to my doctorate in classical literature, the true meaning of generous should be—"
Before she could finish, Lou Yue said helplessly, "What are you doing? You're showing off your degree in classical literature again. I might as well just hang it on you."
Caroline pointed to a small badge on her chest with a puzzled look on her face: "Ms. Lou Yue, don't you know what this is? This is proof that I have a doctorate."
"You really brought it with you!" Lou Yue covered her face, feeling helpless.
She said: "Anyway, you just need to remember these three points. Although they don't care about the degree of nudity, direct exposure is the worst way."
"It's perfectly natural for good sisters to meet each other in their pajamas. Even if there's some physical contact and playfulness between these sisters, it's just a manifestation of youthful joy."
"So, the songs and dances I gave them afterwards were all designed to be somewhat straightforward, and not at all literary or euphemistic."
Caroline was a little dissatisfied: "Is it really possible?"
Lou Yue looked at her and said, "If you can't do it, then you will be the new idol."
"Yes, I will definitely do it!" Carolie said immediately.
Lou Yue nodded: "Anything else?"
"Well, it's about the Discipline Inspection Department." Carolie flipped through the documents carefully. "It seems to have come from headquarters. They said they're going to open a new department according to the specifications of a normal department."
Lou Yue was speechless and said, "Is our budget enough to open a new department?"
Caroline immediately replied: "Of course! We civil servants can temporarily delay receiving our wages when necessary!"
Lou Yue sighed: "Okay, okay, you can do it. It's just a request from above, it has nothing to do with me."
She looked at the report and asked, "But is this department deliberately targeting us?"
Caroline looked at it and said cautiously: "How is that possible? Absolutely not!"
Lou Yue looked at Caroline and said, "Then let me ask you, where is the place with the worst atmosphere?"
Caroline suddenly had a dreamy expression.
Lou Yue coughed: "Ms. Carolee? Why are you silent?"
"I said yes, Miss Lou Yue." Carolie looked as if she had suddenly realized something.
Lou Yue rolled her eyes. Are you pretending to be stupid?
She said, "It's well known that the city with the worst moral standards is our Donghai City, and the worst place in Donghai City is the West District. Who would believe you if you said this disciplinary inspection wasn't targeting us?"
Lou Yue looked at Caroline: "Miss Caroline, do you have any means to corrupt her?"
Caroline was immediately shocked: "Ms. Lou Yue, we civil servant witches cannot be corrupted. We are steadfast civil servant witches who have dedicated our all to the witch world. How could we be corrupted!"
Lou Yuexu narrowed his eyes: "So, there is that kind of, um——"
"Make friends." Carolie suggested kindly.
"That's right, do you have the means to make friends?" Lou Yue looked at Caroline.
"Of course." Carolie smiled. "As long as these witches' selection range is within our Donghai City, I will make friends with them."
"But, no matter how you think about it, they won't select people from Donghai City." Lou Yue complained: "After all, they are targeting us."
"Wrong, wrong, wrong." Carolie shook her head: "The Civil Service Witch will never open a new department just to target any witch. The Civil Service Witch will only target a witch to start a new department. So, after the department is established, there will definitely be no witches."
After she said this decisively, Lou Yue suddenly realized: "So, this department will be composed of witches from our city?"
"Yes, Miss Lou Yue." Carolie smiled slightly.
Chapter 584: All wasted [4k]
The members of the Discipline Inspection Department were indeed witches drawn from the original department.
I was very familiar with Lou Yue, so I invited him to have a drink.
Then I understood what this department was for.
Maggi, the reason really happened to me!
It turns out that it is really because of the cultural reasons!
The atmosphere he created was considered too bad by the people above him.
Hence, this department came into being.
Lou Yue really wanted to complain that everything she did was to make the West District more prosperous and greater.
How can we treat heroes like this? It really makes us sad.
The banquet ended after we finished drinking the drinks.
Her training was almost complete, from shooting training to dodging training, hand speed training to increase casting speed, and brain speed training.
It’s basically done, all that’s left to do now is spend the money!
That’s right, it costs money.
You need to significantly increase your combat effectiveness by combining reasonable traits and expertise.
She needs to go to Bingxue Qing today to consult about this matter.
Of course, if you want Bingxue Qing to be your personal trainer, you need to pay him a large sum of money.
Lou Yue sighed, people were asking for money everywhere.
Fortunately, Lou Yue is now a wealthy woman.
He also has 10 to 20 million in savings.
Liuxia's share, monthly salary, and specialties produced on the colonized planet, not to mention the salaries paid to Lou Yue by various associations.
The various miscellaneous salaries piling up every month make Lou Yue's monthly income very considerable.
However, this is all because Lou Yue has not made any progress in improving his strength during this period.
No potions purchased, no spells purchased, no adventures purchased.
I didn't buy anything, that's why I saved so many magic stones.
"I really don't know how much it will cost this time."
Lou Yue had a heartbroken expression on her face.
This time, they were not going to the Garden Floating Island, but to another floating island owned by Bingxue Qing.
As far as the eye can see on this floating island, snow-capped mountains, glaciers, and white snow-capped trees occupy most of the view.
And many vassal troops are working here.
In the middle of an icy lake, a crystal clear palace stands.
Lou Yue took a closer look and discovered that this palace was the core of the floating island.
This ice lake uses the classic magic lake structure. Through the superposition of various formations, the ice lake becomes a magic lake, driving the Naiser core.
Well, my floating island is still a long way off.
Lou Yue sighed. He had several Naiser cores, but unfortunately he didn't have a floating island to use.
After entering the palace and passing through the winding corridors, Lou Yue finally arrived at an indoor botanical garden.
When she pushed the door open, Lou Yue's first feeling was that it was a little wet.
After adjusting his Thousand-Eyed Crown of Thorns to dehumidification mode, Lou Yue walked in leisurely.
Recently, Lou Yue was wearing the Crown of Thorns with a Thousand Eyes.
Anyway, I can float and it won’t have any impact at all.
It also has other very user-friendly functions, such as dehumidification and constant temperature.
It will cover the witch with an oval invisible protective shield that can filter the air and adjust the temperature.
It is also a magic commonly used by witches.
The entire indoor botanical garden seems very crowded, with large trees planted in planting boxes and rows of flower stands near the wall, which are filled with densely packed flower pots.
The plants are pushing and shoving each other, competing for the upward light.
The blooming flowers fill the entire botanical garden with fragrance.
Several green crickets with big tails were holding bamboo tubes and watering the plants.
And Bingxue Qing was in front of a floor-to-ceiling window.
Lou Yue walked over and sat opposite Bingxue Qing.
There are several cedar trees placed around, and looking out from the floor-to-ceiling windows next to it, you can clearly see the scenery of the snowy plain outside.
It is very spectacular, with patches of aurora rippling above.
Sitting at the round table, Lou Yue crossed her legs and poured herself a cup of hot tea.
After taking a sip slowly, she said to Bingxue Qing, "It's really good tea."
Bingxue Qing glanced at Lou Yue silently: "This is just ordinary tea."
Lou Yue took a sip carefully and said, "No, it tastes like the tea leaves that cost three thousand magic stones for a small box."
She looked at Bingxue Qing: "It shouldn't be ordinary tea."
"Tea that costs three thousand magic stones for a box is only suitable for making milk tea." Bingxue Qing said lightly, and the temperament of a local tyrant came to the face.
Lou Yue puffed up her cheeks and said, "Aqing, you've become a bad person. You've even learned to sunbathe! I know you're rich, so I don't want to do this kind of thing."
She complained and poured herself another cup of tea: "So, do you have any plans?"
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