Something is wrong with Miss Witch

"Yes, Miss Lou Yue."

The blood elf maid bent over and left.

Only after Lou Yue drank a large glass of beer did he breathe a sigh of relief.

After a while, the witch went up to the second floor.

This witch is of typical dragon descent, with pointed dragon horns and a big tail.

She is tall and very domineering.

Dragon blood can provide sufficient elemental resistance and a lot of dragon language magic.

It's a relatively popular type of bloodline.

"I didn't expect Miss Lou Yue to be the kind of witch who would happily drink beer."

The Dragon Witch Queen teased: "I thought Miss Lou Yue was the kind of witch who could drink wine elegantly."

"Gu, you found me." Lou Yue lay on the table with his cheeks on it.

"So, what are you going to do? Are you going to threaten me?" Lou Yue puffed up his cheeks: "I can agree to ordinary conditions, but not Sese's!"

The Dragon Witch was stunned, and felt like her idol filter was shattered again.

"Ms. Lou Yue, your moral integrity is shattered to the ground!"

She couldn't help but complain.

"Moral integrity can't be exchanged for money." Lou Yue looked at the Dragon Witch with a three-white eye. "That kind of thing is worthless. But if you want that kind of model, I can also make it."

"Cough cough."

Lou Yue stood up straight, raising her chin slightly.

She looked at the Dragon Witch with disdain: "Want to drink? Another cheap drink? I can't accept that kind of stuff."

"Yes, you have terrible taste today. Is it because you have a dragon tail that you didn't dress carefully?"

"At least, you should pick a suitable brooch. Besides, those earrings are so tacky! At least you should choose one in the right color."

Lou Yue looked at her and shook his head slightly: "You are too distracted when dating me."

"But, never mind. It's good enough that you can come."

She tilted her face to the side, her palm supporting her chin: "Sit down, tell me something interesting. If it can make me laugh."

The Dragon Witch's eyes twitched, and she said, "Ms. Lou Yue, I just want you to have some integrity."

"I am a very principled person, miss." Lou Yue replied calmly.

"Having moral integrity isn't like that." The Dragon Witch complained, "I'm not a masochist. This kind of contemptuous look won't make me happy."

"Really?" Lou Yue looked at her suspiciously.

The Dragon Witch sat across from Lou Yue: "I really won't! I'm not a masochist."

Lou Yue shook his head: "Any masochist would never call themselves a masochist before they discover their potential."

"Then Miss Lou Yue, are you a masochist?" the Dragon Witch asked back.

"Me? Of course not!" Lou Yue complained, "But there are often witches who think I'm a masochist."

She complained, "Although my skin is very sensitive, I can't even wear shoes."

"What's with all this talk about a natural holy body? Am I really that kind of witch?"

Lou Yue's eyes widened: "Although I have no moral integrity, I will never do such a thing."

"Only the most serious witches would have such a perverted hobby!"

Lou Yue spoke with certainty.

The Dragon Witch sat across from Lou Yue, crunching a cookie between her fingers. "Really? Is that really the case?"

"Of course it is!" Lou Yue patted her chest: "I am a good girl!"

The Dragon Witch shook her head. "That's not it. Is it really true that I can't wear shoes?"

"of course it's true!"

Lou Yue said as she placed her calves on the table.

Her toes kept opening and closing in her white stockings. "See, I never wear shoes. Even if I wear socks, they're only these super-thin, super-smooth ones. Super expensive, and super annoying."

Lou Yue lay on her legs: "When it's not wet, it just looks a little transparent."

"Once it touches water, it becomes completely transparent."

She complained, "I'm a nice girl, but the way I dress doesn't look like one at all. My authority level has plummeted. The staff don't even treat me like a councillor."

An MP working in a pub? I wouldn't consider him a leader either.

The Dragon Witch complained.

She suddenly poked the sole of Lou Yue's foot, making her moan.

The little witch quickly covered her mouth, and there was already some commotion downstairs.

She glared at the Dragon Witch angrily: "How rude!"

The Dragon Witch said cheekily, "Witches need to be realistic."

Lou Yue looked at her angrily and kicked her suddenly.

As the Dragon Witch dodged, Lou Yue's kick missed.

Instead, he kicked over the Dragon Witch's drink.

The wine immediately soaked Lou Yue's toes.

The dripping sound of the wine made Lou Yue feel a little cold.

"Hiss—it hurts!" Lou Yue complained.

Taking back her feet, Lou Yue rubbed them carefully.

But the skin was so sensitive that Lou Yue didn't even dare to rub it.

In order to prevent the alcohol from corroding the floor, Lou Yue had to use magic to create an ice cup and place it under his chair.

With her toes suspended in the air, the wine dripped from her stockings and into the wine glass.

The little witch complained: "Miss, doing this kind of thing is very dangerous. I might just go crazy at some point. No witch or human here can stop me."

The Dragon Witch complained, "Of course I can't stop you, Miss Lou Yue. After all, your magic power is a rare attribute in the world."

"Such properties can also be used in battle by you, Miss Lou Yue. Developing magic for combat is truly remarkable."

"Although, I don't know where the battle will be."

"Of course it was used in a duel!" Lou Yue complained, "Otherwise, where else can combat magic be used?"

"Besides, why do I feel that you are being weird?"

"No, no. I just admire you, Miss Lou Yue, very much. I would never be sarcastic." The Dragon Witch retorted.

"Oh." Lou Yue nodded and chose to believe it.

She rested her chin on her knees and looked at the Dragon Witch: "So, what's bothering you?"

The Dragon Witch looked at Lou Yue and said, "Are you really going to talk about this? You look like this now."

To be honest, the way you look is really outrageous.

A councillor? Even in a tavern, it was too inappropriate.

We should go to the Little Witch Heart to Heart Club.

"This is my job," Lou Yue emphasized, "to alleviate the witch's psychological problems and give her advice."

Isn't your job to drink with the witch?

The Dragon Witch thought about this in her heart, but still didn't say it out loud.

If this were to be told, I wonder what this little witch would do.

Thinking this way, the Dragon Witch confided, "Actually, I do have a problem I want to talk about."

Lou Yue shook her body proudly: "Tell it out, sister will comfort you."

elder sister?

But I don’t have a sister who is a tablet.

The Dragon Witch was secretly complaining in her heart.

"Hey, hey, I think your eyesight seems to be very bad." Lou Yue complained.

The Dragon Witch quickly retracted her gaze that might have pierced Miss Lou Yue's pitiful self-esteem: "No, I'm just thinking about how to organize my words."

"So, is it organized?"

"Of course." The Dragon Witch said, "Actually, I've been very troubled recently. My friend seems to be interested in me."

"Ah, so that's what's going on." Lou Yue suddenly lost interest. "Please, go discuss this with someone else. It's such a waste to consult me."

"But I'm already here, aren't I?" the Dragon Witch said, "So, please answer me seriously."

Lou Yue sighed helplessly: "So, do you like her?"

"I'm not too fond of her," the Dragon Witch said. "She and I have a good relationship, but you know what? She's a short witch with an even smaller figure. With my size, how could I possibly be a good match for her?"

"Hey, you're discriminating against short witches with bad figures, aren't you?" Lou Yuexu looked at her with his eyes wide open: "You simply don't like her figure?"

"Of course not!" said the Dragon Witch, "I'm just not interested in that kind of figure!"

Glancing at Lou Yue, the Dragon Witch added, "Now I can accept it a little bit."

Lou Yue suddenly smiled: "Oh, oh? Sister, is it because of me? But don't fall in love with me, I'm a good girl and never have feelings for other witches."

"Besides, the chance of success after you confess to me is only 1%."

"There's a success rate?" The Dragon Witch said, "Then I should be very proud of myself."

"This probability is just my sympathy." Lou Yue waved his hand: "Maybe one day when I lose my mind, I will agree. But right now, the probability of me losing my mind is only one percent."

The Dragon Witch shook her head before continuing, "Actually, it has nothing to do with body shape. We're quite compatible, but this marriage was arranged by my family. That's why I'm a little opposed to it."

"My friend often says that she only married me because we could merge our bloodlines. She didn't really marry me because she loved me."

The Dragon Witch looked at Lou Yue and said, "After she said that, should I still get married?"

She drank a glass of wine depressedly: "Damn it, my figure is obviously not bad. Why did she say she doesn't like me? Was I just being too sentimental when I thought she liked me before?"

"Wait, there are too many loopholes in what you said." Lou Yue rubbed his head: "So, you think she likes you, but she actually doesn't like you. Is it because of some bullshit blood fusion?"

"Yes," said the Dragon Witch, "but that's not some bullshit bloodline fusion. It's something our family has newly researched."

"If two witches with the same bloodline combine, the witch born will most likely fuse the bloodlines of both, creating a new bloodline."

"Generally speaking, there's no way to merge bloodlines with numerous contradictions. Forcing a fusion will only lead to the collapse of the bloodline."

"But witches aren't like that."

"Witches are a race full of miracles, especially witch seeds. Once a witch is successfully conceived, this seed will definitely give birth to a witch."

"In that witch seed, during the witch's gestation process, everything will be fused together. It's like talent! The children of two witches with different talents may very well have a new talent, and that talent is a fusion of the two talents!"

"We arrived at this theory by eliminating all the complicated theories."

"Is that so?" Lou Yue complained. "Then let's put aside all your theories about bloodline fusion."

"Just talk about your friends." Lou Yue took a deep breath and said loudly: "That's tsundere! Sisters! Tsundere!"

"Do you know what tsundere is?"

"Is that the kind of person Xuesan mentioned, who says no but behaves obediently?" The Dragon Witch was a little confused. "But my friend doesn't look like that."

"If she wasn't tsundere, would she agree to marry you?" Lou Yue complained, "When would we witches ever compromise ourselves? Aren't you refusing marriage just because you're not happy with it?"

"Are you stupid? If this isn't tsundere, what is it?"

The Dragon Witch still wanted to say something.

But Lou Yue took a deep breath and said, "So, hurry up and get married! Stop looking at my feet!"