Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Not worth going into.

However, what puzzled Lou Yue was that his uploading magic had failed.

They said that something needed to be checked by a specialized magic department because Lou Yue's magic was unethical.

And it may lead the little witch astray, so it needs to be age-graded before it can be released.

When Lou Yue saw it, he just wanted to complain.

There is nothing unethical about my magic!

Moreover, on the witch's personal page, you can also buy magic that allows you to randomly drop nuclear bombs on indigenous planets.

And the age rating is three plus level, so little witches as young as three years old can learn it!

Does my magic need to be treated with more caution than this kind of mass destruction magic?

Lou Yue doesn’t understand.

But there was nothing he could do but go to the South District to review the spells.

This department is called the Witch Mental Health and Magic Assessment Team, and it is an exclusive department of the Witch Council.

It will not be managed by local departments.

He is the kind of person who is the best of people, or the best of demons.

After Lou Yue became the city lord, he no longer had the intention to make things difficult for these guys.

After all, who can blame them for having a higher status?

The location of their department is also the best in the South District.

And it was so magnificent that he didn't worry about the witches' gossip at all.

When Lou Yue came here, there was no one here.

Or rather, there is no witch.

When I tried to push the door open and walk in, I saw a witch in a sleeveless long dress napping on the table.

Lou Yue walked over and asked coquettishly: "Hello, Miss, where do I need to go for the magic evaluation?"

The witch at the front desk glanced at Lou Yue and complained again: "In Donghai City, is there really a witch who wants a magic evaluation?"

Hey, you guy, you must still be looking down on Donghai City, right? I can hear it.

The corners of Lou Yue's eyes twitched, and she forced a smile: "If possible, I don't want to come here either."

The witch at the front desk looked at Lou Yue, who looked so pitiful. She consoled her, "Don't worry, we won't delve into your magic formula. We'll just ask a few small questions, and as long as you answer them honestly, you'll basically be approved."

Lou Yue pursed her lips.

If you don't approve, will I not be able to spread these spells?

As long as you don't sell it online and just give it to your friends, it is completely legal and compliant.

As long as there is a need, we are all friends.

Lou Yue had already started thinking of evil ways.

Well, as a member of parliament, I should set an example for witches.

It's all because of those civil servant witches. They led you astray. Otherwise, why would you be so despicable now?

She smiled at the receptionist and said, "Thank you for your advice."

The witch at the front desk really wanted to rub Lou Yue's long hair hard, but Lou Yue dodged it without leaving a trace.

I am the most beautiful courtesan now! Can you touch me?

No, can you get it for free?

Lou Yue muttered to himself as he followed the witch at the front desk and arrived in front of an office.

There was a sign next to it that said "Magic Review Team."

After Lou Yue pushed the door open, she discovered that the room was surprisingly large, just like a Rizhao beach.

The three appraisers were all wearing swimsuits and lying on beach chairs, basking in the sun.

Lou Yue was a little confused. Is there a witch who likes to bask in the sun?

She smiled at the witches with a very businesslike smile before saying, "I'm here to apply for a magic appraisal. So, how do I get started?"

"Ah, I never thought there really was a witch in Donghai City who needed her spells appraised." The witch, wearing a pink swimsuit and with a very unfortunate figure, complained: "I thought our performance would always be zero."

"Our performance has long been negative," another witch in a sky-blue swimsuit complained, "Zero? We don't even dare to think about it."

The witch, with a gorgeous piece of fabric wrapped around her waist, yawned. "So, do you two remember the specific procedures? If there are any mistakes, you two will find the punishment for yourselves."

Unfortunately, the pink swimsuit witch turned over and sat up.

It looks incredibly light.

The witch in the too-blue swimsuit straightened up from her beach chair.

The waves are swaying, so beautiful.

The gap between witches is even bigger than the gap between a witch and a dog.

Lou Yue puffed up her cheeks and said, "Ladies, may we begin?"

Several witches instantly entered the state, each holding a folder, ready to fill out forms.

The witch in the sky blue swimsuit looked at Lou Yue, and then looked through Lou Yue's magic records.

In an instant, there was a whispering sound.

Lou Yue's eyes twitched: "So? What's wrong, ladies?"

The witch in the pink swimsuit looked at the information on the document and asked quietly, "Ms. Lou Yue, it shows one of your spells called Tentacle Hell. What kind of magic is this?"

Lou Yue choked for a moment before slowly saying, "It's to relieve the witch's fatigue. It uses a closed, all-around wrapping technique, tapping the witch's body with its tentacles. It's a magic that relieves the witch's muscle fatigue."

The examiners' eyes twitched. "But that's not what the report says. It says the spell traps the witch in a cage filled with slippery tentacles, inflicting inhumane torture. Do you agree?"

"Of course I disagree! With magic, once it's created, how the user uses it is none of the creator's business, right?"

Lou Yue complained: "Could it be that if someone stabbed someone else to death, then the kitchen knife field must be held responsible?"

"So, this spell of mine is truly a massage spell. It loosens up the stiff body of the witch who enters. Magic couldn't be more normal than this!"

Chapter 558 How can you compare with my smooth skin [4k]

"So, what you're saying is that this enclosed room with slippery tentacles is used to relieve fatigue and massage witches?"

"Yes, that's it!"

Lou Yue said righteously, "Look, ladies. During battle, witches' bodies are often tense. According to a certain statistic, almost 99% of witches report being extremely tired after a battle."

"So, I, a cute little witch, developed this spell to alleviate the problems faced by witches."

"Although it's a tentacle, it's actually a multifunctional massage tool."

"It has a humidification function. It can replenish water for dehydrated witches."

"Also, it has multiple functions such as impact, vibration, and tapping."

"The impact function can shake the witches' tense muscles loose. It can make the witches' hard shoulders become soft again."

"And the vibration function can deeply dispel fatigue from the witch's body."

"As for the patting function, it can keep the witch's skin moisturized."

Lou Yue looked at the witches sincerely: "So, I just want to contribute to the witch world. Look at my sincere eyes."

Several witches slowly took out their clothes and put them on, leaving Lou Yue puzzled.

"Ladies, why are you all starting to get dressed?"

"Ahem, we're a little too cold." Several witches found traditional witch skirts that they hadn't worn for many years in their personal space.

Well, very traditional.

Black dress with long sleeves.

Almost no skin is exposed.

Lou Yue looked at the scorching sun in the sky and then at the witches.

Do you think I'm stupid? I'm a sun-bathing witch and I'm still saying I'm cold?

She smirked.

After the witches put on their clothes, they looked at the little witch and said, "We have all been working for decades, do you understand?"

You can only fool children with words like this.

We really know everything.

"Ah?" Lou Yue looked at the witches strangely: "Ladies, what does this have to do with me?"

The three witches looked at each other and said, "Actually, Miss Lou Yue, this spell of yours is far too dangerous."

"Can a service-type magic be called highly dangerous?" Lou Yue puffed up her cheeks, her eyes wide. "I remember a nine-ring spell called Seven-Colored Dragon's Breath, which could burn down an entire country with one strike. The danger rating at the time was only three plus, right? Even a three-year-old witch could use it!"

Lou Yue complained.

The three witches shook their heads. "Even if it's the Seven-Colored Dragon Breath, what's the danger? It can only destroy one or two countries. But Miss Lou Yue, your magic is very dangerous. If some naughty kids learn it and use it on their classmates, and do something bad, then it will be very dangerous."

"What bad or dangerous thing?" Lou Yue pretended to be stupid.

Looking at Lou Yue like this, the three witches felt a little reluctant.

I am a few, but civil servant witches! But polite witches!

How can you say such vulgar words?

The three witches thought so and said carefully: "You know, it's that kind of equipment that will cause harm to the body after irregular use."

"What kind of damage?" Lou Yue asked back, "The strength of the tentacles, whether it's vibration, impact, or slapping, is very small. It won't hurt the body."

Are you playing dumb? Are you playing dumb?

Several witches looked at Lou Yue, and Lou Yue puffed out his chest.

Those shining eyes looked at the three witches.

The three witches discussed it and said, "This spell is rated as eighteen plus."

"Eighteen plus? Hey, hey! It's just a six-ring spell!"

Lou Yue complained, very dissatisfied.

The three witches were even more dissatisfied: "Miss Lou Yue, if possible, we are going to rate this magic as 200 plus. Witches under the age of 200 are forbidden to learn it!"

"Hey, there's absolutely no way you can do that. I'm only in my twenties. The best you can do is set a standard that's no older than me." Lou Yue was very proud.

The three witches sighed and said, "The next spell is the Whale Swallowing Magic. This magic is absolutely dangerous."

"No, no, no, how can it be dangerous magic?" Lou Yue shook his head: "This is just an ordinary familiar summoning spell. It's as simple as summoning a wolf or a dragon."

"Besides, this magic is much safer. It doesn't contain any dangerous objects like fangs."

The three witches stared at Lou Yue with empty eyes: "Miss Lou Yue, are we really going to do this? You understand, and I understand too, right? What exactly is the function of this Whale Swallowing Pill, right? Are we really going to break it apart and crush it?"

Lou Yue glanced at the camera next to her, and the answer was self-evident.

This department can almost affect whether a witch's career is smooth or not.

If the magic you developed is evaluated as a major dangerous magic, then you will not be able to recover your capital flow.

As a result, I suddenly owed a large amount of loan.

That’s why the camera should be recording all the time.

Moreover, as staff, when they assess the magic danger level of witches, they must carefully explain the detailed reasons.

Only based on these reasons can the risk level be determined.

If they don't say it, then even if the magic is indeed dangerous, it will be the fault of these staff members.

Lou Yue grasped this mentality.

"I think my magic is suitable for children because the whales it summons are very cute. Do you know those companion animals? I think my magic is quite suitable for summoning companion animals for children."