Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Lou Yue curled her lips and said, "I have a new project, Boss Tao."

She leaned sideways and spoke slowly.

Tao Yaoyao immediately straightened up, looking expectant: "What project?"

"Ah, a small project." Lou Yue waved his hand. "I just want to use the deer cart to promote the specialty pubs in the West District."

Lou Yue said calmly, "Of course, this is because it's a West District matter. So the government will pay for it."

Hey, Tao Yaoyao stood up immediately.

She walked to Lou Yue's side with a pout, and immediately touched Lou Yue's shoulder with a smile: "Yuebao, look at ours, does it fit the characteristics?"

Lou Yuexu looked at her: "Our family?"

Tao Yaoyao immediately patted her chest and said, "Chimei Township is your extended family, and it's also my extended family. Isn't it our home?"

Lou Yue mumbled, somewhat speechless.

"So what's the special feature?" she asked.

"Our house is not only unique, but also special!" Tao Yaoyao said righteously.

"Boa~" Lou Yue smiled and said, "Boss Tao, I can indeed help you get a spot, but at least you have to have some real special skills. Otherwise, it will be impossible to convince everyone."

With a snap, she opened Tao Yaoyao's hand.

Tao Yaoyao was about to cry: "Yuebao, you despise the Chimei Township, you despise me."

Lou Yue rolled her eyes.

My body is in this condition, and you are still touching it.

Be careful or I’ll sue you for sexual harassment.

If I hadn't stopped you, now it wouldn't be you crying, but me.

Lou Yue puffed up her cheeks. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that Boss Tao was deliberately taking advantage of her.

She said angrily, "Boss Tao, I see you still have your charm. Maybe reopening your business will be a special feature."

pat.

Tao Yaoyao opened the fan and covered her lips.

"Ms. Lou Yue, this isn't right. I've never done anything like this before."

Lou Yue rolled her eyes and swung her legs: "Just treat it as an experience, maybe a whole new door will open for you."

Tao Yaoyao looked at her, and immediately pinched her cheeks, rubbing them non-stop.

Gnashing his teeth, he said, "Are you really going to let me do this? Yuebao, you are so heartless and ungrateful."

"Just kidding! Just kidding!" Lou Yue remembers waving his arms around and shouting non-stop.

Her eyes became watery, as if tears were about to burst out.

Tao Yaoyao rubbed it hard for a while before stopping.

Lou Yue's eyes were filled with tears as she muttered, "I should have been on guard against you guys who are so aggressive!"

Chapter 551 Joyful Elf [4k]

"Well, we are witches. Witches."

Lou Yue said angrily: "We are elegant, we are civilized, we are noble."

"We should be reasonable!"

Tao Yaoyao rolled her eyes and sat on the sofa with her legs crossed.

With a charming look, she said, "Ms. Lou Yue, I don't think you are talking about a witch, but some kind of strange spirit."

"The only useless elf that survived the hands of us witches."

Tao Yaoyao complained: "When we opened a dimensional channel in the infinite void through the dimensional crusher, we discovered an elf planet."

"Of course, you know that elves are always troublesome. They are long-lived and possess excellent spellcasting abilities. Originally, such creatures, lacking ambition, would cause society to develop very slowly."

When she said this, a disdainful smile appeared on Tao Yaoyao's face.

"And living in a tree house, that's pretty low life."

"However, in the infinite void. In the almost infinite void, in the endless dimensions, there will always be elves whose terrifying potential will erupt due to external crises."

Tao Yaoyao rolled her eyes: "And in the infinite void and infinite dimensions, this possibility is infinite, almost close to 100%."

"So, we encountered the elves, and they were all a bunch of lunatics. Especially the blood elves."

Tao Yaoyao complained, "Their customs and social atmosphere, if they were given more time, they would probably become a formidable enemy. Fortunately, you destroyed their society in advance."

"Now, these blood elves have adapted well to witch society. They are very popular in those Heart-to-Heart Clubs. Their brutal personalities are very much in line with the witches' tastes."

"So, each of them is a link ambassador, and they have played a very important role in promoting friendship between the witches and the blood elves through their own actions."

Lou Yue couldn't help laughing: "So, what does this have to do with elves?"

"That elf planet is home to primitive elves we've never seen before. Do you understand?" Tao Yaoyao said with the air of a seasoned veteran. "The original material on elven society in our books was obtained this week, making a huge contribution to our sociology."

"They are the ones we mentioned before, possessing the talent of spellcasters and extremely long lifespans, but they are extremely lazy."

"Wear clothes made of leaves and live in a tree house."

"I remember that leaf-shaped clothing. It seemed to be of a natural style. And it was very exquisite." Lou Yue thought carefully and said, "Besides, it was a very high-end luxury product."

"It's made of 7,700 kinds of leaves, hollowed out and carved with various patterns. Each leaf connects perfectly. It also has fruit cores as buttons. Each button is carved with flowers and inlaid with broken crystals."

Tao Yaoyao narrowed her eyes and said, "Yuebao, you know a lot about luxury goods."

Lou Yue covered her mouth and said modestly, "No, no, I just made preparations in advance for work. If a customer wants to give me a gift, I also need to understand the value of the gift so that I can make the right response."

Rolling her eyes, Tao Yaoyao said, "I don't believe you."

"Okay, let's get back to that elf planet."

"As primitive elves, they lived a carefree life on that planet. There were no hostile races, and no beasts that could threaten them."

"Can you even believe it? They haven't even organized themselves into a country to fight for power. Instead, they live as tribes, living an extremely innocent life on that cradle planet!"

"Can you believe it? After seeing the witch, they didn't even show any hostility. Instead, they opened their arms and embraced her!"

Tao Yaoyao complained, "In fact, the witches who discovered it were stunned. They were instantly immersed in this gentle and comfortable place. They even forgot to contact the witches behind them. When the witches behind them realized something was wrong, they contacted them and found no response. They suspected that they had met with an accident."

"So it was reported as a missing person."

"When you learned that hundreds of Infinite Witches and three Legendary Witches, with millions of servants under their command, flew to the planet to rescue them, do you know what they saw?"

Lou Yue was a little overwhelmed. This was the good thing about the old senior.

He knows all the gossips like the back of his hand.

"Whatever it is, it's definitely not going to be easy." Lou Yue smiled.

"Of course." Tao Yaoyao said meaningfully, "When you are naked, you are connecting with hundreds of natives, increasing their wisdom, imparting knowledge, and teaching them the witch language. Of course, there are also some secret knowledge."

"Secret knowledge? I remember that teaching witches knowledge is forbidden?" Lou Yue was very curious: "Weren't they arrested and sentenced?"

"Of course, teaching secret knowledge will be punished. However, teaching one or two sentences, and certain physical skills, are not included in this category." Tao Yaoyao couldn't help but laugh.

"Physical skills?" Lou Yue was even more confused.

Tao Yaoyao looked at Lou Yue's lower body expressionlessly: "As for the sentences, they were just 'great', 'good', and other rural slangs that are worth protecting."

"Oh, I understand." Lou Yue just thought about that scene and felt like he was going to die on the spot!

I'm shaking all over!

"Those witches conquered half the planet using a completely new method. They didn't use any magic, relying solely on their strong will and tenacious bodies."

"And of course, there was enough water to conquer the planet."

"Back then, I still got a certificate for being funny."

Tao Yaoyao smiled and said, "The hospitality of those elves surprised all the witches. Even when the witches brought them to the witch world, they didn't react at all. Instead, they liked the witch world very much."

"So, there was a period of elf fever at that time. These elves, as gentle as water, were very novel to the witches."

"Then now, why can't I see the elves?" Lou Yue was very curious.

"Of course, it's because something unexpected happened later, silly girl." Tao Yaoyao rolled her eyes. "We gradually dug into the history of Cradle Planet and discovered that the elves' planet was shrouded by an invisible veil. Unable to break through this veil, they degenerated into pleasure-seeking elves over an unknown period of time."

"We generally call them fallen elves or primordial elves, and the one who arranged this sky curtain was an extremely high-level elven spellcaster. After she sealed off her own planet, she died a long time ago."

"We used the Dimension Crusher and happened to crush it."

"The witches are worried about the upper limit of these elves, so the elf craze is gradually fading."

"But, aren't these elves still in the witch world? And they have their own exclusive luxury brands." Lou Yue was very curious.

"That's true, but they are almost the same as ordinary vassal troops, except that they have some special status." Tao Yaoyao smiled.

"Then, I haven't seen them in the Heart to Heart Club either." Lou Yue was very curious.

Tao Yaoyao's eyes suddenly became a little strange.

"Ms. Yue, you wouldn't..."

"I'm going to inspect the work!" Lou Yue puffed up his face.

"I don't know why you need to inspect the Little Witch Heart to Heart Club." Tao Yaoyao looked at Lou Yue strangely.

"It's about the drinks." Lou Yue explained, "I have a drinks supply relationship with them."

"That's good." Tao Yaoyao said, "These elves actually still work in the Little Witch Heart to Heart Club. But because of their special status, they won't be treated like employees."

"Actually, they have another title—the Pleasure Elves. So, for them, connecting with other witches is a common thing. And it never costs money."

"In order to prevent these elves from giving away their gifts for free, or even paying witches for their money, the bosses would organize dances every time, allowing elves and witches to choose from each other. Of course, the witches had to pay."

"So, what would happen if the witch chose an elf, but the elf chose another witch?" Lou Yue asked curiously.

"Of course it's okay." Tao Yaoyao said with a smile: "These primitive elves are both decadent and happy. They will never reject any witch, not even a hunter witch!"

"Could it be that the Hunter Witch has been rejected by other little witches?" Lou Yue's focus was very strange.

"Of course, Miss Lou Yue." Tao Yaoyao pursed her lips: "There are too many things like this."

Wow, that hunter witch is really miserable.

Lou Yue smiled evilly.

"In short, only these fallen elves can receive even the slightest bit of preferential treatment in our society."

"For example, recently, these fallen elves have requested some kind of friendly exchange with the blood elves. If it were any other race, we would have simply eliminated them."

Tao Yaoyao was yawning.

"Blood elves?" Lou Yue thought strangely: "Those violent blood elves, can they really do it? Those fallen elves are not witches. Blood elves will not have a very good face."

"Of course, Miss Lou Yue." Tao Yaoyao said with a smile, "You really underestimated how useless those elves are."

"They possess the ability to create a protective canopy covering a planet, yet for the longest time, they've used it solely for pleasure. Therefore, when it comes to pleasure, they're truly geniuses. The physical training techniques they possess are even more extreme than you might imagine."

Lou Yue was shocked. Is it so exaggerated?

"Actually, you could go and take a look. It might be beneficial for you." Tao Yaoyao yawned. "After all, your magic is similar to the attribute of pleasure. Perhaps you can meet those pleasure elves who have spent countless hours perfecting their exploration of biological limits and the interaction between neural signal transmission and the brain."

Lou Yue was skeptical: "Is it really possible?"

Tao Yaoyao nodded: "At least it will benefit you. I will definitely not lie to you. I have already arranged a pleasure elf for you. You can go and meet her."

As he said that, he gave the location to Lou Yue.

Having said that, he pushed Lou Yue out of the room.

Just after leaving, Tao Yaoyao immediately opened the magic net.

Breaking the news on a private account.

——Rumor has it that Miss Lou Yue might meet the Joyful Elf, or even learn some special skills from the Joyful Witch.

And it is set to be released three hours later.

After all, it's about avoiding risks.

Is this leaving some time for a non-existent witch to eavesdrop?