Are you pretending to be me here?

Lou Yue pursed her lips and glanced at the guys on both sides who were still typing passionately and sending "telegrams" non-stop.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart.

What the hell is going on with you guys?

Shouldn't I be giving advice at this moment?

Didn’t we agree to be the Dragon and the Phoenix?

What do you look like now?

She wailed.

"What's wrong? Miss Lou Yue." Fu Lu was a little confused.

"I'm just sighing. I don't have many offensive spells." Lou Yue shook his head. "It's a pity that I don't have a high affinity for Transfiguration Magic. Otherwise, I would have learned Transfiguration Magic."

Of course, this is false.

The reputation of the Shaper Enthusiast is only slightly better than that of the Hunter Witch.

Even if you let witches choose a career, Lou Yue thinks that most witches will directly choose to become hunter witches.

After all, apart from the problem of having difficulty finding a girlfriend, the hunter witch has all other advantages.

Dexterous and highly technical.

Moreover, it can make you look great.

She has a slender waist, a tight belly, a mermaid line, a vest line, and a linea alba!

This is much better than the stupid, big, black and clumsy otaku who is a fan of energy shaping.

The only advantage that the Shaper Enthusiast has over the Hunter Witch is his higher emotional intelligence.

But wow, only a little bit.

It's really just a little bit.

The most popular one is, of course, the Tavern Witch!

He is cute, has high emotional intelligence, and is very popular with witches. Isn't it natural?

But I heard that he continued to publish articles under the pseudonym Xuesan.

There are also new changes in the ranking of the most popular witches.

The ranking of the secretary profession is increasing rapidly.

The rankings of other professions that I have written about are also constantly moving forward.

The impact on clothing sales is also very large.

Now, even the secretaries' uniforms have their names printed directly on them using magical marks.

To prevent the witches from reselling.

——The moral integrity of these witches is really too low!

If you mend one set of clothes once a month, the Witch Council probably won't say anything.

But you do thirty sets a day! That's a bit too much, sister!

Is there a robber outside who is waiting for you to go out and steal your clothes?

Of course, this is tolerable.

However, you applied for nearly 10,000 units in one month, which is a bit excessive.

I might as well send you a big truck and let you buy it wholesale!

The logistics department criticized the civil servant witches, but still couldn't stop the momentum.

In the end, the logistics department simply sold it themselves.

Anyway, each witch only gets one set per month, no more!

out of stock!

If you ask the reason, the witch in the logistics department will just look at the magic stone in her pocket and let you criticize as much as you want.

Lou Yue thought so, and Fu Lu felt very sorry that Lou Yue did not have the talent for shaping.

"If you have a talent for evocation, perhaps I can teach you some spells."

Fu Lu shook his head, looking extremely regretful.

Lou Yue smiled perfunctorily: "I appreciate your kindness, but I still won't do things like complaining about talent."

Becoming an energy enthusiast?

Sorry, this future is still too scary.

Chapter 549 We Are Just Fighting

After chatting with Miss Fu Lu until late at night, Lou Yue gave Caroline a look.

Her face turned red and her body began to shake.

Caroline stepped forward and said, "Ms. Fu Lu, Miss Lou Yue is already drunk."

Fu Lu looked at Caroline and couldn't help laughing. "I thought the witches working in the tavern were all good at drinking. I made full preparations before coming here, but I didn't expect that nothing would work. Miss Lou Yue just passed out drunk."

"There are also different types of witches in the tavern," Carolie said logically. "For example, diligent witches develop a higher alcohol tolerance through drinking competitions with customers. Witches who rely more on talent rarely have such opportunities. Customers generally treat them with respect and don't push them too hard. Therefore, their alcohol tolerance is naturally low."

"So, which type does Miss Lou Yue belong to?" Fu Lu asked with a smile.

"It's a pity, he's a natural," Carolee replied with a smile, "so naturally, he can't drink much."

Fu Lu burst out laughing.

Lou Yue pouted, looking drunk: "I—I can drink a lot!"

Pointing at the wine bottle on the table, she muttered, "I've already drunk three bottles! Three bottles!"

Her face flushed, and she looked very unhappy: "Isn't this enough?"

Fu Lu burst into laughter: "Miss Lou Yue, even the witch in the kindergarten can't match your drinking capacity."

"Gu—I don't believe it!" Lou Yue lay on the table, looking like he was rolling around.

Carolli quickly stopped Lou Yue's actions and smiled apologetically at Fu Lu.

Fu Lu didn't mind at all. She said to Caroline, "Miss Lou Yue, it seems she is really drunk. You should send her away."

"Yes, Miss Fu Lu." Carolli said this and supported Lou Yue outside.

She waved her hand and called a deer cart.

After putting Lou Yue in the car, Caroli thanked Fu Lu again before leaving.

Fu Lu watched this scene and couldn't help but say, "Miss Lou Yue, such a good witch. How could she possibly be plotting to usurp the throne?"

she sighed.

And Yu Yuwei rolled her eyes wildly behind her.

You look so genuine, it really leaves me speechless.

She couldn't help but remind him, "It was in the newspaper that Miss Lou Yue wanted to challenge you for your position."

Fu Lu waved his hand: "Humph, Witch Daily, there is no credibility at all. They fabricate news all day long just to chase hot spots. I believe it? Humph."

Although what you said is true, this time it is really believable!

Yu Yuwei reminded again: "Lord City Lord, this time, the Witch Daily is still credible."

Fu Lu rolled his eyes: "You know how many times have you said this?"

bad!

I've lied to people so many times! She no longer trusts me! Bad!

Yu Yuwei could only reluctantly say, "The facts are the facts. They won't be different because of something done by a single witch.

"You've already said this seven times! Miss Yu Yuwei!" Fu Lu rolled his eyes and tapped his arm repeatedly with his fingers. "Do you think I'm stupid? How could I be fooled by you once, and again?"

Yu Yuwei had a wooden face.

But Fu Lu said very proudly: "See, you have nothing to say?"

She complained, looking smug.

"Those witch dailies, with the exception of the evening edition, are never accurate! They're all marketing ploys to attract the witches' attention."

Fu Lu still looked at Yu Yuwei with pity: "I suggest you read less Witch Daily. Otherwise, your IQ will be affected."

Yu Yuwei had a wooden face.

I think my current IQ has been affected by you.

"It's just that Witch Daily wanted to gain traffic, so they deliberately fabricated the news of discord between the East and West Districts. I'm very skeptical of your professionalism, Ms. Yu Yuwei, for believing such a report."

Fu Lu shook his head and sighed.

Yu Yuwei had a deflated expression on her face.

My professionalism? Haha, haven't you already experienced this? Do you still doubt my professionalism?

Yu Yuwei could only say woodenly in the end: "You are right, Miss Fu Lu."

"You should just call me Lord City Lord." Fu Lu said proudly.

Yu Yuwei gritted her teeth and said, "Yes, Lord City Lord."

"Very well, hold on."

Fu Lu laughed triumphantly.

After the deer cart flew away from the island, Caroline shook Lou Yue and said, "Ms. Lou Yue, wake up. We have already left."

Lou Yue finally woke up slowly. She glanced at Caroline and said, "Sister, if you keep shaking me, I'm going to vomit."

"Hey~~"

Caroline had a look of disgust on her face.

Lou Yue puffed up his cheeks and kicked Caroline.

"what?"

Caroline's eyes widened: "Sister, what are you doing!"

"Nothing." Lou Yue pretended to be stupid.

And Caroli kicked Lou Yue without losing any ground.

Lou Yue also widened his eyes.

She kicked Caroline again.

Two witches, you kick me and I kick you.

Soon, they started fighting because no one was willing to give in.

If you pull me, I will pull you back.

As the fight went on, the two witches rolled over on their seats.

"Dudududu——!"

A Q-version witch image that Lou Yue and Caroli were particularly familiar with jumped out from the deer cart.

This witch rolled her eyes very cutely and held a big loudspeaker in her hand.

"Based on the vibration and the number of people detected, a shelter has been opened for you."

Lou Yue and Caroline looked at each other.

I saw the Q version witch taking a breath vividly.

I shouted into the speaker, "Hello, customer. We are a legitimate vehicle! We do not accept any services other than rides. We have detected that you have caused the seat to vibrate beyond a certain frequency."

"Our company solemnly declares here that we reserve the following rights."

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