Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Desserts were served soon, very ordinary cakes, cookies and sundaes.

However, as long as there is enough cream and honey, Lou Yue likes it very much.

She scooped the cream spoonful by spoonful.

"Ah, it happened before."

Alydia yelled, "The newspaper said that because the East District wouldn't let you advertise, you're holding a grudge against the City Lord, so you're going to overthrow her and become the City Lord yourself!"

"That's right, that's right." Lou Yue nodded: "But, could you please not talk like a traitor? I'm a good girl!"

"Yes, bad girl." Alytia rolled her eyes.

She said, "Because I've won an award, I still have some popularity. I can probably help you recruit 30% of the alchemists. If it were Miss Isaac, I could probably recruit around 56%. When we just split, it was probably only 10%. But now, Miss Isaac's reputation is constantly recovering. I even invited Miss Vivian to attend the banquet as a guest, so it's recovering quite well."

"As for the rest, you only need to give some speeches to reach over 90 percent."

"Not 100%?" Lou Yue was dissatisfied.

"Sister!" Alytia exclaimed in shock. "Even Alchemy Witches get married. In the eyes of married people, your charm has decreased significantly."

"That's not right." Lou Yue muttered, "I remember many of my customers are married people."

Alytia choked and was speechless.

Okay, okay, you bad girl are so charming, anything you say is possible.

"In short! One hundred percent participation is simply impossible."

"That's all I can do."

Alytia looked at Lou Yue angrily.

Lou Yue kicked Alytia's calf and said, "Thank you very much. I will hold a social gathering for you later."

"really?"

Alytia was a little excited.

"Of course." Lou Yue smiled.

"Oh, Yuebao. If there were a social gathering, I think my companions would be very happy." Alytia complained, "You have no idea how crazy they are."

Lou Yue blinked. "Maybe, I know."

"Otherwise, why do you think I would organize a social gathering for you?"

Well, Alytia is a little unhappy.

But he was also somewhat concerned about Lou Yue: "Starting a war with the sorority, I hope it won't be too difficult for you. After all, I also know the reputation of the Alchemy Witch outside."

"Oh?" Lou Yue looked at Alytia with amusement: "What's going on? Do you really know?"

"Hey, hey, you actually let me say it myself?" Alytia complained and kicked Lou Yue: "You really have a bad taste."

"Okay, okay, we alchemy witches are just not wanted by any witch, and we're pretty weird. Okay, are you satisfied with this?"

She was furious.

Lou Yue stroked her hair and said, "She doesn't know how to dress herself up, and she smells weird all over."

Alytia stared at Lou Yue with wide eyes.

If you keep talking, I'm going to get angry!

She used this look to warn Lou Yue.

Lou Yue pursed her lips: "Don't worry, you also have your strengths. At least you work hard and can make money. Moreover, you have a considerable amount of savings."

"It's easy to fool her. She's a natural born good woman."

"Thank you!" Alytia exclaimed: "But, compared to you praising me, I still think it's better not to praise me."

"Don't worry." Lou Yue waved her hand: "Besides, I will still find you a witch who is a sister type and likes to take care of people. So, don't worry about the socializing issue."

Alytia rolled her eyes and ate the dessert with gritted teeth.

"So, have you told Gong Yuyu?"

"Not yet." Lou Yue╮(╯▽╰)╭ said helplessly: "If I negotiate with Gong Yuyu, it will involve the Gong family. You know, a big family is always extremely cautious in matters like this. I don't have much benefit in exchange for their support."

Alytia also sighed.

The two witches sighed and said, "Politics is something witches really hate."

As if they wanted to vent their troubles, the two witches kept eating desserts in big mouthfuls.

The dazzling array of desserts was quickly sold out.

Lou Yue puffed up his cheeks cutely, and his heroic eyebrows jumped high.

But this puffed-up look makes her even more adorable.

"Sister, your waist is already full of fat, you won't be able to stand up again." Lou Yue was unhappy.

Alydia rolled her eyes and said, "Sister, you eat a lot too. Aren't you afraid of losing your figure?"

"Haha, Lily. Do you think my figure has changed?"

Lou Yue puffed out his chest proudly: "No matter how much I eat, I never gain weight!"

Alytia was a little jealous, so she said dissatisfiedly: "Fat ass."

"Hey! (#`O′)" Lou Yue yelled, "This is called the safe delivery type, okay? The shape is perfect!"

Alydia said unhappily, "You always sit on that chair anyway, so you're going to get squashed sooner or later."

Lou Yue coughed and said, "Ahem, good girls shouldn't discuss this kind of thing on the street."

"I'm a lady, you know what a lady is."

Chapter 544 What do you think this water mark is? [4k]

After the tea party with Alytia.

Lou Yue went straight back to her witch tower and found some fluffy Mao Yu.

"Mmm?"

The Mao Yu opened their eyes wide, their tails wagging, not knowing what was going on.

"Don't worry, it won't hurt too much." Lou Yue comforted gently.

"Hmm?q?"

Mao Yu's cute big eyes blinked in confusion.

I still don't understand what's going to happen.

But Lou Yue grabbed Mao Yu's hair and pulled it hard.

goo—

"Mm Q!!!!"

The Mao Yu rolled around like dumplings in hot water.

Shouting loudly.

Lou Yue just loosened his hands, and the Mao Yu disappeared without a trace in a flash.

"Haha, it won't hurt too much." Lou Yue looked hypocritical as he comforted the remaining Mao Yu.

It really won’t hurt too much?

So what was that scream just now? Was it the chair that was screaming?

These Mao Yu were trembling, but Lou Yue could only ruthlessly grab them on their knees and pull out a handful of their hair.

Mao Yu's eyes were filled with tears.

After all the hairy jades were plucked out, they could only hide with tears in their eyes, holding their bare tails.

Lou Yue pulled out a basket of hair of various colors in front of her and muttered, "Can this kind of stuff really be made into clothes?"

Being self-sufficient is something every witch does, and it is called puberty syndrome.

The main manifestation is self-centeredness. People don't want to connect with the outside society and become inexplicably obsessed with things that they didn't care about before.

And it is strongly related to survival and life.

A similar condition is midlife syndrome.

They are also inexplicably interested in strange things, but most of them are useless!

Lou Yue was pulling out a pile of hair in front of him, and suddenly he felt like he was having a brain seizure.

"That shouldn't be the case. Making clothes is such a hassle, why should I be interested? I'm not that kind of diligent witch."

The little witch muttered.

"Shouldn't I be a lazy witch who never stands when I can sit? That's not right!"

"Am I really in puberty?" Lou Yue slapped her thigh. "I'm an adult, why am I still in puberty?"

She muttered, glancing at the mass of hair in front of her.

The tentacles under the skirt rolled up and threw the pile of hair into the glass lake.

These hairs are very absorbent and sink to the bottom of the lake as soon as they enter the water.

Lou Yue left the nest in some distress and found Tao Yaoyao from the Chimei Village.

Tao Yaoyao was still lying on the red sofa with a drunken look on her face, still holding the gourd in her hand.

The wine has a strong aroma and rich fragrance.

Lou Yue was very disgusted.

She walked in and sat opposite Tao Yaoyao with her legs crossed.

When Lou Yue came to this office again, his mood was completely different from before.

The first time I came here was to apply for a job, so I was very cautious.

But now I am the sales champion!

The boss must be looking at my expression!

She coughed and said, "Boss Tao?"

"Hmm?" Tao Yaoyao opened her hazy eyes and let out a long moan: "It turned out to be Yuebao."

"what's up?"

She held onto the armrest of the sofa, reluctantly sat up, and leaned against the back of the sofa.

He looks like a corporate slave and is having a great time.

She pulled at her cumbersome skirt and crossed her legs.

She shook the gourd in her hand: "Ah, there is still some wine, how lucky."

After taking a big sip, Tao Yaoyao looked at Lou Yue and said, "Come on, Yuebao, just sit here. Your seat is for newbies."

Lou Yue glanced at the red sofa that was covered with wet marks and scars.

No one would want to sit on your sofa that I don’t know what it’s been through!

She said in a reserved tone, "I'm a good girl, Boss Tao. I can't get sick."

Tao Yaoyao was stunned for a moment, then gritted her teeth and said, "Yuebao, what the hell are you sick of?! I just rested on this sofa! The traces are just saliva!"

"Rest~Saliva~"

Lou Yue looked as if he had suddenly understood something.

"That's right. Do you understand? I didn't do anything!" Tao Yaoyao exclaimed in shock.

Lou Yue, on the other hand, had a look of disgust on her face: "Boss, I'm a good girl. What are you asking me to listen to? You're sleeping on top of me, and you don't even know where the water is flowing on top of me. I'm not interested in this at all!"

"Hey, hey, explain yourself. I'm resting! I'm drooling."

"You're drooling." Lou Yue looked Tao Yaoyao up and down: "You really can drool a lot."

"Mmm, saliva."