Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Who wants to go to the seminar?

I'd rather go to an amusement park!

When her mother hung up the phone with a clear conscience, the little witch looked at her mother with empty eyes: "So, this is the reward?"

"Of course it's a reward!" This parent said with certainty: "If this isn't a reward, what is it?"

"I think this is a reward for you!" The little witch looked at her mother with empty eyes.

"Me? How is this a reward for me?" The parent felt a little guilty, but still objected loudly.

"Oh, you dare to say that you don't want to see the white legs of those fairies and witches?" The little witch puffed up her face, very dissatisfied.

"Absolutely not!" the parent said confidently: "Although it is indeed rare to see fairies and witches dressed in such a sentimental way, but! Am I that kind of witch? Absolutely not! This is all because of my love for you, so I did everything I could to win you a reward!"

The little witch pursed her lips, looking very unhappy.

However, she really had no way to deal with the thick-skinned adults.

She had no choice but to lower her head and said: "Okay, I'll go."

The parent nearby couldn't help but interject, "Sister, your daughter is so obedient! I've already spanked her three times, and she still refuses to go."

"So fast?"

"Of course, I have a specialty in swiftness, and I even have a talent for accelerating time within a certain range. Even though only half an hour has passed, at my speed, it's already three hours. I definitely have plenty of speed and time."

The parent couldn't help but say: "Sister, it's better to communicate with the child."

"That's right, I'm communicating, communicating with a stick." The witch who started the conversation said, "Let's not talk for now. I need to take this opportunity to settle things. Otherwise, it will be bad if my wife finds out."

As he said this, he rubbed his teeth and carried a naughty child to the corner, ready to start "persuading him to study".

There are many such parents. One parent called his wife and said directly, "Honey, I want to reward our daughter. She got another medal today. According to our agreement with her, we want to reward her with a trip. So I think we should take her to a highly professional seminar that will be extremely beneficial to her future."

After saying that, she still glanced over here.

See, my daughter is so smart.

He is a good and steady student and it is very easy for him to find excuses.

It's not like you, who still needs to argue for so long.

The angry parent's rage grew, causing the naughty child next to him to lower his head guiltily.

"If you want to go to the briefing, I don't mind." The voice on the other end of the phone sounded slow and leisurely.

The witch was delighted: "So, you agree?"

"Yes, I agreed." The person on the other end of the phone said: "But, you have to explain to me why you want to go to the seminar held by Miss Lou Yue."

Dengdengdeng.

The witch's eyes went dark, and she asked cautiously, "Miss Lou Yue's presentation, do you have any questions?"

"Of course there's no problem with Miss Lou Yue's presentation." The voice on the other end of the phone sounded indifferent: "But, there's something wrong with their speaker."

"Haha," the witch laughed hastily: "Their preachers are all witches with natural blood, and among them are Her Majesty Jiang Xixi's subordinates, how could there be any problems?"

"I'm right under the billboard." The words from the other end of the phone made the witch parent freeze.

"Hehehe." The witch parent was speechless.

"Let's not talk about whether they are Miss Jiang Xixi's subordinates or not, but the clothes they wear and their actions are somewhat corrupting to social morals. I have some doubts, do you want to see it, or is it really for the sake of the child?" Although the voice on the other end of the phone was slow, it made the witch who answered the phone look sweaty.

She quickly asked her daughter for help.

And this excellent little witch stretched out three fingers.

The witch parent nodded in agreement.

But when the little witch saw this, she realized that her bid was too low!

So she held up five fingers again.

Now, the witch parent gritted her teeth, but still nodded.

Now, the little witch was finally satisfied.

She said, "Mom, I wanted to go to the seminar."

"Oh?" The voice on the other end of the phone said calmly: "Very good, you and your mother come back together to be punished."

The little witch's face froze, and the witch's parent also looked gloomy.

The parents of the naughty child gave this guy a sympathetic look and then quickly pulled their naughty child away.

The little witch sighed helplessly: "Mom, even though I failed, I still have to accept the conditions I promised."

And this witch parent obviously doesn't want to recognize her.

But then I thought that as a parent, I must set a good example.

So, she could only say helplessly: "Okay, five conditions are five conditions."

"What five conditions?" The little witch raised her eyebrows: "It's eight conditions, Mom! I showed three fingers first, and then five fingers later. Adding them together, it's eight fingers!"

"Haha." The witch parent sneered: "If you have the guts, tell your mother."

"Aren't you my mother?" The little witch pouted in dissatisfaction.

"Haha." The witch parent just smiled.

And on this street, there are still many such situations.

Basically all the parents are constantly making phone calls to deceive and attack.

It’s just that there are witches who succeed and there are witches who fail.

It’s a picture of all kinds of people.

And there are other witches who also come from other areas.

Because Lou Yue chose differentiated publicity as her promotional strategy, each district has a different photo album.

Some are group photos, while others are individual photos.

So, if you want to see all the photos, you have to run all over Donghai City.

For example, Fairy Witch’s main promotional areas are the East and South districts.

After all, most of the witches here know about the conservative customs of fairies and witches in the past.

Only after understanding the background did they find it so incredible.

As for the North District and the West District?

Tsk, they don’t care about the fairy witch’s previous reputation.

Therefore, another promotional package is needed.

However, this kind of publicity did not violate Lou Yue’s previous policy, which was to focus on promoting the beauty of these witches themselves.

There is no slogan to attract witches, it just says that the main content is bloodline preaching and time.

The witch doesn't hate this kind of publicity.

Because we are all visual animals, there are no annoying slogans, and no one thinks there is anything wrong with this.

It was organized by Miss Lou Yue, so isn't this style natural?

The stereotype of Miss Lou Yue was further deepened.

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"Good night - Donghai City today."

"Today was supposed to be a boring day. But everyone knows that our dear Miss Lou Yue, the councillor, has made a bold decision!"

"Hold a bloodline teaching meeting."

"Of course, this isn't considered bold. After all, it's only natural to do what the Chief Witch says. Witches in other districts do the same. But would our Miss Lou Yue choose such a boring method?"

"Of course not! She chose a completely new way to hold the lecture."

"In order to prevent everyone from getting bored and unable to leave, she still prepared some entertainment for everyone."

"The reason behind this warms the witch's heart."

"But, being able to make the fairy witches wear those kinds of costumes, Miss Lou Yue's charm is indeed irresistible to any witch."

"Of course, this radio station has heard a rumor: Miss Lou Yue uses hypnosis. If any witches find themselves looking into Miss Lou Yue's eyes, remember to go to the hospital for a check-up."

"Heal the mind and unravel the witchcraft of the soul. I only go to Redan Clinic. High-class doctors, luxurious medical skills, gorgeous results, and advanced equipment. You deserve it. I've done it and it feels great. Buy one, get one free, and the second one is half price."

The witch on the radio chattered on and on.

The Witch Daily seems to be much more objective, but it is still not that good.

"Although there are many witches attacking Miss Lou Yue now."

"Speaking of which, Miss Lou Yue sells Flowing Clouds, develops pink magic, and creates two vulgar professions, Video Power and Sound Power. This has completely corrupted the moral atmosphere of the witch world."

"Yes, that's right."

"Lou Yue did indeed do so, but if we put aside the facts, didn't Miss Lou Yue do anything right?"

"Without Miss Lou Yue, would you wear that kind of clothes and expose your thighs to us? Without Miss Lou Yue, would you lie down and talk in our ears at night?"

"Without Miss Lou Yue, are you going to play my girlfriend?"

"So, although Miss Lou Yue did corrupt the morals of the witch world, she is not guilty!"

"Of course, this newspaper is neutral and objective, and is definitely not targeting any particular witch."

"Finally, I have to say that the sight of the fairy witches drinking in their phoenix coronet robes truly surprised the witches. It was truly unique and incredibly brave. As always, they didn't care about the other witches' appearances and possessed immense confidence."

"However, here's a little witch trivia: a witch's stomach is very strong. Even small bacteria or viruses won't cause an infection in the body from the stomach."

"So, please don't be against the way fairies and witches drink. We should be tolerant of them. After all, this is a custom and a fashion."

A lot of Witch Daily newspapers were distributed, and Witch News was no exception.

With the help of Magic Network Streaming, we started promoting this matter.

After all, the fairies and witches are dressed so strikingly.

It can be said to be another corruption since the Second Witch War.

As expected, this caused a good response.

Some witches who had experienced the Second Witch War would reveal a nostalgic look and say to their daughters: "Back then, I wore similar clothes to seduce your mother."

And their daughters, without exception, would show an extremely complicated expression.

Chapter 523: Damn, Why [4k]

October 534th, th year of the Witch Calendar.

The bloodline propaganda meeting, led by Miss Lou Yue, officially began.

The witches were talking about this lecture.

Later, the witches commented that this seminar was where Miss Lou Yue made her fortune, while the comments of the old and young people seemed a bit targeted.

"—The speech organized by Lou Yue should be nailed to the rack of shame. This speech was a heavy blow to the good morals of witch society. From now on, witches can hardly promote their good virtues anymore. It was Lou Yue! It was Miss Lou Yue who ruined everything! Like a plague, it completely corrupted and degraded the morals of witch society."

"It's Miss Lou Yue! She made the witches want to have fun and admire those light and cute clothes!"

"Witch, witch! Have some shame! Have some shame!"

————Of course, Miss Lou Yue didn’t know that she would receive such an evaluation.

She was sitting on the podium today, and on her left was Miss Jiang Xixi, who was dressed in a formal dress.

He was wearing the elegant phoenix robe of ancient times and a majestic golden crown.

Lou Yue, on the other hand, was wearing an ordinary shrine maiden costume.

This is a classic skin. Although we are used to seeing it, a classic is still a classic.

On the other side, Lou Yue still invited Vivian.

Vivian was also wearing a gorgeous dress, a passionate gown.

Compared with Jiang Xixi's formal phoenix robe, it seems a little less formal.