Something is wrong with Miss Witch

"This was bought by Lili." Lou Yue used this excuse with a smile: "Besides, I can only drink this little bit~"

After a brief clink of glasses, Lou Yue took small sips of the wine.

"Sweet~" Lou Yue was surprised to find that the fruit wine was sweet. After tasting it carefully, it had thousands of flavors.

"Are you brave, Miss Yue?" Lily drank it all in one gulp.

I'm super brave!

Lou Yue was about to say this when she felt the strong aftereffects of the alcohol.

She blinked and found that there were two Alydia in front of her.

"Lili~"

Lou Yue's voice was charming and sticky.

Alytia couldn't help but soften her tone: "Miss Yue? What's wrong?"

"How did you become two?" Lou Yue said: "Two Li~Li~"

"Miss Yue, you are drunk." said Alytia.

Alytia looked at the drunk, innocent and charming little witch and had no idea what to do!

Who made this little witch so cute!

Even when he's drunk, he's still great.

Alydia drank glass after glass of wine.

"So boring~~Lili~~" Lou Yue said: "Just now, didn't you say you wanted to talk about some alchemy?"

"You're the only one who's bored, sister." After drinking, Alytia also became a little bolder!

She brushed her long golden hair and said, "But since you said so, sister, let me tell you something interesting about alchemy."

"Yeah." Lou Yue nodded, looking very expectant.

"You know Mrs. Isaac," said Alytia.

"She's the Mrs. Isaac who wants to develop a new alchemical device." Lou Yue nodded, sliding her fingertips across the ice crystal cup.

"Yes, that's Madam Isaac," Alytia said. "Madam Isaac is a witch who is extremely obsessed with alchemy, and that's why she deserves respect."

"One day, Mrs. Isaac went to the indigenous planet to collect extraordinary plants. The local natives enthusiastically guided Mrs. Isaac to find that extraordinary plant."

"Mrs. Isaac said to the natives: What are your wishes? I can fulfill one of your basic wishes."

"The natives' only wish was to become stronger. So, Madam Isaac spread the Witch Plague on the local planet, causing a massive extinction of the natives."

"Afterwards, the native asked why he was being punished like this."

"Mrs. Isaac replied: Don't you now possess a power a thousand times greater than before?"

"However, the native was not satisfied. He wanted to restore it to its original appearance, but how could Mrs. Isaac agree?"

"The native then started cursing and begging."

"Guess how the natives recovered in the end?"

Alytia looked at the drunken girl.

"I don't know, sister." Lou Yue lay on the table, kicking her white silk feet.

"The native cursed Mrs. Isaac: Your alchemy is worse than a street dog!"

"Then Madam Isaac quickly restored him to his original form and threw him into a dungeon to torture him for a hundred years."

Chapter 48: The Alchemy Witch’s Way to Make a Fortune.

"Hahaha"

Lou Yue laughed loudly, and because she was too unrestrained, a lot of crystal saliva flowed from the corners of her lips.

"That's so interesting, Lili~"

Lou Yue smiled and stared at Alytia.

"Wow! I have a sense of humor, too!"

Miss Alytia was also very happy.

Others also say that Alchemy Potions is rigid and has no sense of humor!

Humph! Look at how cute this little witch is making me laugh! Who dares to say we alchemy witches don't understand humor?

Alytia proudly shook her glass and sipped the wine.

"This guy really should not be underestimated."

Tao Yaoyao at the bar could also see the specific situation of the booth, after all, she was the boss!

Be careful, what if something happens?

This is a legitimate store! We provide legitimate service!

"She's the witch's psychology instructor, yet she can get customers to tell jokes and cheer her up. Without even saying anything, she can get customers to order a glass of wine worth 50,000 magic stones for her!"

"What is a genius? This is a genius!"

"You are simply born to do this job!"

Tao Yaoyao couldn't help but admire, and praised Lou Yue's unique talent in her heart.

Other witches racked their brains to sell a bottle of wine, and they had to coax the customers and make them happy, but the success rate was still very small, unless the customer was very happy that day.

But when it came to Lou Yue, the situation was reversed.

Instead, it was the guests who made her happy!

The most important thing is that this little witch did all this unintentionally!

It was so terrifying when he was drunk. Tao Yaoyao felt that it would be even more terrifying if he was sober.

But perhaps it is precisely because of his drunken state that makes Lou Yue so lovable?

This drunkenness and cuteness are indeed a powerful weapon for the witch!

Tao Yaoyao couldn't help but feel proud of her good vision again.

Lou Yue looked at Alytia's smug look and couldn't help feeling a little proud.

"Having been tempered by all sorts of jokes in my previous life, I definitely won't laugh at something as simple as this!"

"It's a little funny, but it's just a lip-puckering smile at best!"

"Sister, you've fallen into my hands."

"Lili~" Lou Yue narrowed her eyes, looking drunk: "Tell me another one, tell me another one."

"Want to tell me another story?" Alytia was also feeling elated at the golden girl. "I really can't do anything about you. Then tell me another one."

"Haha, Li~li~~ is the best." Lou Yue praised teasingly, holding her chin with both hands and looking at Alytia.

Alytia's vanity is greatly satisfied!

"One day, an amnesiac witch suddenly forgot how to cast her family's magic." Alytia said, "She was extremely distressed and anxious. That was her family's magic, and if she forgot it, she would definitely be a sinner in the family!"

"So she asked the doctor: Doctor, can I still recover the family magic that I remember?"

The doctor shook his head and said, "Miss, your memory is gone. I suggest you give up your family magic."

"But how could the witch give up? So she immediately logged onto the magic network and left a message under the account of the chief witch in [Spring Water]: I want to eat zongzi, so I'll prepare the rice, and you prepare the mugwort."

"And then?" Lou Yue asked at the right time, which just touched Alytia's heart!

"Then the next second, I saw the Copy Witch unleashing her family magic, a modified version, on all the witches!"

As she spoke, Alytia burst into laughter.

"They say the chief witch is narrow-minded, but be careful, she might reveal your family's magic as well!" Lou Yue said with a smile.

"I'm an alchemy witch, so I don't have any secret magic!" Alytia looked fearless.

"Hahaha~ Lili~ You're so mean!"

Lou Yue also laughed out loud, and she said, "Can you tell me something else~"

Alytia was in a bit of a pickle; she really only knew these two jokes.

"Then let me tell you about alchemy." said Alytia.

"Hello~Lily~, mentor~~"

Lou Yue called affectionately.

Alytia felt numb, and half of her body was tingling!

She gulped down another glass of wine and said, "The most basic and profitable of alchemy is the healing potion."

"After drinking it, it can heal limb-level damage. That's why it's so popular! When the witch's minions go into battle, their standard equipment is a healing potion and a musket!"

"As long as I can improve the formula of the healing potion, even if there's only one magic stone left, I'll make a fortune."

"Now, what's the formula for the healing potion now, Lili~" Lou Yue asked drunkenly, "It must be extremely streamlined!"

"Three Life Herbs~" Alytia said, "With just three Life Herbs, we can create a bottle of healing potion."

As she spoke, the golden-haired girl whispered, "A Life Grass costs seven magic stones, but if you make it into a healing potion, you can sell it for eighty magic stones!"

"Besides, if you sell it to civil servant witches, you can raise the price to 100 magic stones."

Alytia chuckled.

"Oh!"

Lou Yue opened her eyes wide and said, "Civil servant witches wouldn't be so stupid. They are very smart witches!"

Alytia was not happy that Lou Yue was praising other witches.

She pouted and revealed, "That's what the civil servant witch said."

"In order to reduce the complex exchange and integration of massive amounts of information, we often need a new batch of civil servant witches to handle this headache-inducing process. However, due to the Chief Witch's frugality order, we purchased a new type of healing potion and avoided the huge financial expense that would have been incurred by hiring new civil servant witches. We perfectly complied with the Chief Witch's frugality order!"

After saying that, Alydia complained, "What kind of information is this? A new type of healing potion? They just raised the price to 100 magic stones and put a new potion label on it!"

"So strong!"

Lou Yue thought for a long time before saying this.

"Don't tell the other witches." Alytia looked a little drunk. "When you become an alchemy witch, the fastest way to accumulate funds is to refine healing potions!"

"After all, we Alchemy Witches love helping others the most!"

Alytia was grinning, and Lou Yue seemed to see piles of magic stones rushing towards him.

"Make a lot of money! Make a lot of money!"

She cried out like this.

Chapter 49 You are really good at speaking.

The moon in the sky has disappeared, and countless brilliant auroras are spread across the sky like skirts.

This is also the busiest time in the West District.

Countless drunken beautiful older sisters were swaying their waists and staggering along the forest path.

The golden girl was also drunk, mumbling, "My alchemy is amazing! I'll tell you about it next time!"

Lou Yue was barely holding up Alytia, she was only 149cm tall! And the golden girl was already meters tall!

Lou Yue could only hug her waist and hold her arms to barely prevent Alytia from falling to the ground.

With such an intimate posture, the petite Miss Lou Yue was naturally crushed by the weight of the cart.

"I didn't expect this country girl to have such a nice figure! And her teeth!"

"Even when I was wearing the witch robe, it was spread out flat. But beneath the flat clothes, there is a broad heart!"

"Or is this the special magic that only country girls possess, the 'Secret Under the Ordinary Clothes'?"

"When we have time, let her try a wife hairstyle. It's that kind of gentle hairstyle where the long hair is braided into a loose braid and wrapped around the neck to the front."