Something is wrong with Miss Witch

It’s a pity that if you don’t touch the other person’s body, it can’t be considered as teasing.

There is no way to increase experience in your own profession.

However, Aya is probably also an ultra-limited witch, so teasing her is useless.

The little witch yawned and looked at Cynthia with a smile.

"One day, a new prisoner arrived in the prison. This was a novelty, and one of the two original prisoners, a witch, asked, 'Sister, how did you get locked up here?'"

"The witch replied: I'm at the post office preparing to mail a letter, so I'm going to buy a stamp."

"How did you get in?" a witch asked in surprise.

"Because I don't know how to use the newly issued stamps." The witch frowned.

"It's easy. Just spit on the stamp and stick it on the envelope." said a witch.

But the new prisoner was even more worried. "But that stamp is a new Chief Witch commemorative stamp with the Chief Witch's portrait printed on it. I don't know whether I should spit on the blank side or the side with the Chief Witch's portrait printed on it."

"Hahaha." After hearing this, Lou Yue immediately burst into laughter.

She slapped the water and said, "Sister, tell me one more, one more."

Cynthia rolled her eyes and said something else: "The Chief Witch is in a meeting with the Queen. The two witches are comparing whose guards are more loyal."

"The Queen had her guards jump into the Void Forge from the top. Her guards cried, 'Your Majesty, I still have a wife and children.'"

The queen was moved and let the guard go.

When it was the chief witch's turn, her guards prepared to jump into the void furnace without saying a word.

The Queen's guards quickly grabbed the Chief Witch's guards and said, "You are crazy. You will die if you jump."

The chief witch guard shouted angrily: "Let me go, bastard! I have a wife and children!"

Lou Yue burst into laughter again.

Cynthia looked at Lou Yue resentfully: "That's enough."

"Yeah." Lou Yue winked at Cynthia. "As expected, it's you civil servant witches who are good at telling jokes about the Chief Witch. Is it because you've been with the Chief Witch for so long that you've developed a sense of humor?"

"Why do I develop a sense of humor after staying here for a long time?" Cynthia asked puzzledly.

"Because everything the chief witch does is very humorous." Lou Yue smiled evilly.

Cynthia finally realized that this guy had something to say and was telling the Chief Witch's classic joke again.

She was stunned for a moment, and felt that she would have to deal a heavy blow to those civil servant witches.

"Let's talk about something else interesting." Lou Yue blinked, "It doesn't have to be the chief witch joke."

She blinked her big pink eyes, looking cute and adorable.

What a disaster! What a disaster!

Cynthia complained in her heart.

Among all witches, there is no one who is as good at playing as you.

I remembered that Lou Yue also had a vest called Xuesan, and then thought about the gameplay she described.

She felt a little dry in the mouth.

He took a sip of water and moistened his lips.

She scratched her cheek and said, "Some time ago, the Chief Witch convened a meeting of great witches. They discussed matters of bloodline."

"Oh?" Lou Yue blinked.

"According to the Chief Witch, there is a way for witches to obtain various bloodlines, and of course, the most important thing is to obtain the various talents and expertise within them."

"Isn't this a good thing?" Lou Yue nodded in agreement.

Getting something for nothing is the second favorite thing of witches.

As for what I like most, it's more free stuff.

"Yes, it's a good thing," Cynthia said, "but there's a great witch who's not happy about it. She says it's mixed with witch blood and is an impure hybrid."

"Well, this is..." Lou Yue pursed her lips subconsciously.

"But the other great witch was born with dragon blood, so the two great witches started fighting directly." Cynthia smiled.

"No way, if two great witches start fighting, how destructive will that be?" Lou Yue opened his eyes wide.

"The fight didn't take place in the Witch World, but in the Infinite Void."

"That's good. No damage was caused, right?" Lou Yue asked worriedly.

"It had no impact. A few hundred planets were blown up by the impact." Cynthia chuckled. "And except for a few unowned planets, all the others are owned. That's why hundreds of witches came to the Great Witch's house to collect their debts."

When Lou Yue thought of that scene, he laughed maliciously.

It’s not easy to take advantage of the witches.

Especially in this kind of situation, you destroyed someone else's colony planet.

Other witches will really come to you to claim compensation based on the profits from colonizing the planet for a hundred years!

Even a great witch would be troubled by these sticky things.

"Oh, what a pity. Why didn't you destroy my secondary plane?" Lou Yue shook his head.

The two witches chatted and laughed for a while, and Lou Yue asked at this time.

"Aya, what happened to the Maoyu?"

If they were in the hands of the Super Limit Witch, these Mao Yu would evolve very quickly.

"Not bad." Cynthia also became serious. "Just by the standards of familiars, these Mao Yu are top-grade familiars. Their evolution speed is fast enough, and their abilities are quite good."

"But the morale of these guys is so low."

Cynthia covered her face. "I've never seen a familiar with lower morale than the goblins!"

Lou Yue felt awkward for a moment, then asked expectantly, "Cynthia, do you have any solution?"

"No." Cynthia spread her hands. "They're simply a mob. And that mob thing is a plus. At least once they gather enough of them, they can maintain slightly higher morale than the goblins."

Lou Yue also smiled helplessly: "I think so too, so I stuffed them into the West District to act as smoke generators."

"That's good attention." Cynthia reluctantly praised.

The two witches looked at each other.

Lou Yue asked: "Will you come to the next salon?"

salon?

Cynthia thought to herself, she really wanted to go.

But, in front of Vivian and Jiang Xixi?

She felt really embarrassed.

But she still asked calmly, "Is it fun?"

"No." Lou Yue shook his head: "It's a serious salon, just to discuss some things."

Lou Yue really thought so.

"Oh." Cynthia was a little disappointed.

"However, I'm still a little hesitant." Lou Yue smoothed her hair: "If it's not serious, I'm very familiar with it."

"Although I'm a good girl, I've also been corrupted in an environment like the Chimei Township. So, that's my specialty. Entertaining the Queen and Empress is nothing special."

Lou Yue looked at herself with melancholy.

Is it the Chimei Township that pollutes you, or are you the one polluting the Chimei Township?

Cynthia complained in her heart.

"But seriously, I really don't know what to do." Lou Yue sighed, "I'm a wandering witch, and even though I got the Star of Knowledge Badge, I really don't know what to discuss with the Queen and the Empress."

"What are you afraid of, those two old fogies?" Cynthia was very dissatisfied.

Why are you so afraid of the Queen and the Empress? Why can't you show a little respect to the Chief Witch?

She was a little angry: "Those two witches, don't look at their serious appearance. But in private, hmph."

Lou Yue was stunned: "Could it be?"

"That's right. They grew up under extremely strict upbringing. Deep down, they're very repressed and sultry." Cynthia said, "I heard from the civil servant witch that Vivian has a warehouse dedicated to collecting all the Arcane Blade audio on the market."

"And Jiang Xixi loves reading." Cynthia blinked at Lou Yue meaningfully.

"So that's how it is." Lou Yue smiled slightly.

Finally I have confidence.

Who are you?

I am the founder of Arcane Blade, and I am Snow Umbrella!

Teasing two fans is not easy.

Chapter 387 I wish I could replace him

A few days later, Lou Yue received the invitation.

Inviting Vivian and Jiang Xixi is not an easy task.

Although it was with the help of human relationships and Cynthia's advice.

But there is still a process to follow.

The two of them would definitely not come over without saying a word.

At the very least, you have to meet by chance at another party.

Then, by chance, we met each other.

Next, it’s not over yet.

Only after everyone has a pleasant conversation will the two witches consider accepting your invitation.

Of course, how to have a good conversation and how to extend the invitation.

How can I get those two witches to agree?

This is all Lou Yue’s own business.

If it's not handled properly, the favor will be wasted.

It will also implicate Cynthia.

Just a few days ago, I received an invitation.

Otherwise, Lou Yue would have to owe favors to other witches and ask them to build this frame.

This invitation was also a coincidence.

Isaac wanted to clear his reputation, so he held a banquet and invited many dignitaries and celebrities to witness it.

Of course, Lou Yue is barely considered a celebrity.

But Lou Yue knew in her heart that what Isaac valued about her was the title of winner of the Witch Lifetime Award.

Be the first to receive the title of Isaac Alchemy Cup!

It was the chief witch herself who set the direction for witches in the next ten years - frugality!

Isaac was using himself to support her as a favor.

It was a fog that covered up her previous incompetence.

Lou Yue wasn't really unhappy about it, after all, this banquet was attended by many celebrities.

Isaac didn't know how many favors he had used to bring together this scene.

The little witch stood in front of the full-length mirror, looking at her clothes carefully.

The upper body is a pure white sleeveless shirt with exposed armpits, and a loose black and red knitted cardigan on the outside.

The lower body is a black school uniform pleated skirt with fluffy white lace curling inside.