Something is wrong with Miss Witch

If these words were spoken to the vassal soldiers, who knew how many billions had died, they would probably laugh so hard that their teeth would fall out!

Each witch was vicious, with cruelty and fighting spirit almost running in their bones.

How could it be possible to turn into a sheep?

Are you still afraid that you won't be called a witch anymore in the future?

Now the races around the witch are either destroyed by the witch or enslaved by her.

The planets where they came from have either turned into mines or grasslands.

Even more pitiful are the planets that have been turned into pastures. I'm afraid they've all been ground up and used as pig food to feed the magical creatures they raise.

The most annoying thing is that this damn witch uses such flowery words!

Whether in the East or the West, the newspapers are all owned by those old witches.

What I like most is to use this kind of flowery articles.

So reporters have to use this kind of nonsense articles to please their bosses, even though they still need to explain it again in vernacular Chinese, which wastes a lot of space.

But as long as the boss is happy.

Although the witches at the beginning did not appreciate this behavior, many witches of the new era could not understand this kind of thing.

The ancient writing of the East, the complex grammar and ancient words of the West.

Many new-age witches don't like this kind of thing.

Even the symbols engraved on the formation have been gradually improved, abandoning the previous ancient characters.

But even so, the witches began to think that witches who could understand classical Chinese newspapers were knowledgeable and superior to those uneducated guys.

As the trend of taking pride in this emerged, newspapers were also affected.

A few years ago, all of them were classical Chinese, but now most of them are vernacular Chinese.

Only important reports are allowed to be written in classical Chinese. Now, when a witch is about to be reported, it is respected to use classical Chinese!

And the more important the article is, the more careful you should be about things like grammar.

This directly led to the implicit hierarchy and rules in various reports. If you want something to be published in the newspaper, but don't pay people enough money, the classical Chinese articles you produce will be full of flaws.

Although the level I am reporting now is the lowest level of classical Chinese.

However, it is foreseeable that one's reputation will definitely get worse!

I finally used the Star of Knowledge and the Alchemy Cup to clear my reputation a little.

Now, it's black again!

"Maggi! I'm so mad!"

Lou Yue rolled around on her bed.

The bed sheet was a large piece of ice bear fur, completely white and with soft hair.

And it's somewhat soft and very comfortable.

The long hair was like weeds, and lying on it could cover Lou Yue's body.

There is almost no need to cover yourself with a blanket.

Lou Yue cares very much about his food and accommodation. As long as he comes across something good, he will spend a lot of money to get it.

For example, the bedding has been changed three or four times in just a few months.

She hammered the fur angrily and pulled at the long, weed-like hair impatiently.

The originally neat long hair was pulled out into a miserable state.

After coming to his senses, he felt extremely distressed and used magic to restore it.

Fortunately, several Mao Yu came jumping in, and Lou Yue grabbed one and started kneading it.

Mao Yu's eyes quickly turned into circles.

O▽O: MuQ!

Lou Yue gnashed her teeth in her heart: "No, I must retaliate! I absolutely must retaliate."

She glanced at the reporter's name in the newspaper - Xiao Nianqing.

Well, it does seem like a serious name.

But who knew it was a paparazzi!

She searched the magic web for previous reports on this witch and related information.

It also has Xiao Nianqing's press credentials on it. This kind of thing has long been monopolized by the giants of major newspapers.

If you don't abide by the newspaper's rules, you won't be issued a press pass.

Without a press pass, your stories will never appear in the newspaper.

If you want to break all this, you can.

All you have to do is open your own newspaper.

Or just hand out flyers.

Of course, witches can do everything easily.

Using magic, you can easily perform tasks such as printing.

You can easily spread it all over the world by distributing flyers.

However, the only difficulty is how to make the newspaper profitable!

This is the difficult problem.

If the witches lose money, it would be more painful than the death of their entire family!

Even if the whole family dies, they can be resurrected.

Once the money is gone, it’s really gone!

Soon, I found out why this witch was so cruel.

There was clearly no grudge between them, yet he was so cruel!

It turns out she is obsessed with age!

After carefully examining himself, he realized that the trend he was currently leading was indeed very disadvantageous to Xiao Nianqing, and would definitely make that guy unhappy.

That's what witches are like. They will do anything they want as long as they are unhappy.

But I also want to take revenge!

Lou Yue puffed up his cheeks, jumped down from his big bed, and stood in his closet, rummaging through his clothes.

She was also planning to embarrass that reporter, Xiao Nianqing!

Chapter 212 Lou Yue’s Mother’s Battle Suit

There are two sets of clothes that Lou Yue likes in the wardrobe.

One set is the hunter suit, which was sent by Xin Lili and Yan Ranran before.

Specially tailor-made clothes for Lou Yue's petite figure.

Thigh-high boots with multiple leather straps and a leather waistband.

The whole dress is very slim-fitting, making you look a little petite.

Hence the need to wear a linen cloak that is deliberately made to look tattered.

After putting it on, the whole person will feel like a witch.

The so-called witch smell is tyranny, bloodiness, and arrogance.

These are words written in textbooks by some messy races in the infinite void.

It was discovered by witches when they sneaked in to wander around or take back "what belongs to them".

I think it’s very appropriate, and I’m very happy in my heart!

So I just took my stuff and left.

This is extremely rare among witches.

To the witch, all races can be conquered and destroyed.

What's yours is mine.

How can I talk like that? There's no such thing as witch power!

Generally speaking, the race that prevents the witch from taking back "what belongs to them" will not have a good ending.

The mother planet was used as a mine, and the natives were made into stitched monsters and shaped into monsters of condensed magic stone, which was a good ending.

The bad outcome is having your brain removed and incorporated into the Hive Nightmare Tower.

Souls wander endlessly within, serving as raw materials for producing nightmare fuel.

Of course, this is just one of the countless ways the witch can be used.

Collected in "A Complete Analysis of Efficient Ways to Utilize Planets".

This book is still being updated.

Lou Yue heard that his proposal to turn the natives into desire engine generators, if successful, would also be written here.

If nothing happens and this matter is made known to others, other foreign races will spit at you.

Lou Yue himself remembered that the Blue Fantasy Group led by Nadia had wasted a lot of time conquering the blood elves' homeland, so now all three races were living a life worse than death.

The blood elves' supreme mother tree was directly transformed into an insect-like mother nest.

The Supreme Mother Tree, which originally looked like a giant golden tree, now looks like a lotus pod.

Every once in a while, elf eggs will spray out from the holes in the "lotus pod".

The insects were even more miserable, having almost become complete laborers.

Moreover, the witch cast a disgusting curse on all the insects. The senses of all the insects will be amplified a hundredfold and converge on the will of the insect swarm.

Originally, the swarm's will's control over all insects was one-way, like a game.

Even if the insects die, the Swarm Will does not feel any pain.

But now it has been changed. The witch has added sensors to it, allowing the Swarm Will to feel various emotions.

She also imposed an evil burning curse on the Zerg's will, which was researched by Nadia.

It will use evil thoughts as fuel to burn the soul and emit turbid soul fragments.

Not only that, it also completely deprived the swarm's will of its inheritance function.

Let this swarm will become the final swarm will.

For insects, losing the ability to inherit is simply the most terrible punishment.

——They were born for this!

So now the Zerg will can only endure the pain and soul torture, and constantly absorb those turbid soul fragments to replenish its own soul.

This forms a weak cycle, and the duration of the cycle's damage depends on how long the swarm's will can persist.

When the cycle is broken, the will of the swarm dies.

As for the orcs, they have completely become fertilizer.

The huge automated fertilizer factory circulates endlessly, and the flesh and blood creature grown from a spore still has intelligence.

Naturally good raw materials.

The average lifespan of an orc is now less than thirty minutes, and this is because those orcs lived too long before the witch came.

However, this kind of thing has happened countless times on some planets that have been discovered by witches. It has indeed happened.

Several interstellar alliances that were tortured by witches to the point of being worse than death held a banquet specifically for this matter, believing that there are still good witches among them.

That day was designated as Witch Peace Day, and the news spread throughout the stars.