Something is wrong with Miss Witch

So, I came here specifically to make fun of myself.

She looked at Lou Yue angrily, staring at him seriously.

Stare~~~~

Lou Yue blushed: "Oh, I know my appearance is not good, but I can't stand being stared at all the time."

"puff."

Cynthia burst out in tears. She looked seriously at the little witch in front of her: "Yuebao, how can you be so confident when you have a body like that, hard as steel and as gentle as a washboard, that only makes you feel squished when you hug someone?"

"Goo."

Lou Yue puffed up his face.

"Hey!"

He kicked Cynthia on the shin bone, but she didn't feel any pain at all.

Instead, Lou Yue felt as if her toes were about to break, and she was in so much pain that tears welled up in her eyes.

"Sister, this is called shooting yourself in the foot." Cynthia drank her wine with a relaxed look on her face.

"Hmm." Lou Yue rubbed his feet dissatisfiedly, but put them down after rubbing them once or twice.

Because, it’s because of her physique!

Very sensitive!

The more you are hit, the stronger your defense becomes, but the cost is more sensitive.

Lou Yue is now feeling a little exhausted, so the clothes she wears are all slippery to reduce friction as much as possible.

"I have curves too!" Lou Yue pouted in dissatisfaction.

"Oh?" Cynthia was a little unconvinced.

"Hehe, I won't show you." Lou Yue was no fool: "Besides, my body type gives me the most advantages in combat. I have a small area to be hit, and I'm flexible. Even my center of gravity is very stable. Compared to other body types, I'm simply chosen by heaven!"

"I highly recommend promoting the benefits of this body type to all witches!"

Lou Yue is very malicious.

But Cynthia just straightened her back, which made Lou Yue's eyes full of tears.

Crush! Absolute crushing!

What a crushing victory in terms of strength!

However, Lou Yue’s main characteristic is his tough talk. He can lose in anything except his talk.

"When the competition comes, you'll realize the benefits of being small!"

That's what she said.

"The benefit is that you can jump up and hit people on the knees?" Cynthia grinned.

"When the time comes, I will definitely attack your lower abdomen fiercely." Lou Yue looked at Cynthia's tight waist and said maliciously.

Cynthia just smiled. You are so naive, sister.

When I appear on the stage, you will be so surprised that you won’t be able to lift your jaw.

As she thought about this, she changed the subject: "What do you want to do, and what are the criteria for your selection?"

"Liberate the witches from worthless work." Lou Yue said seriously.

She knew that if she answered well, Cynthia would definitely report it to the Chief Witch.

In this way, I can also get some support.

"Yes, the general idea is correct." Cynthia nodded in affirmation.

Lou Yue received the affirmation and gained confidence. She continued, "So, we must introduce certain races from the vassal army and elevate their status, placing them above the vassal army and below the witches."

"These selected servants will never be able to achieve the same status as the witches. We must guard them strictly and sever all their fantasies and thoughts."

Lou Yue said seriously.

This was her experience in the witch society.

Witches are an extremely self-centered race.

In their eyes, all races are divided into only two categories: witches and non-witches.

Witch power is such a thing.

All witches are born with witch rights, while other races are not protected by witch rights.

If a witch harms another witch, she will be punished by the Witch Council according to witch rights and laws.

If a witch harms another race, all the witches will not care.

They will even cheer and applaud!

"Yes."

Cynthia was very pleased: "Sure enough, Yuebao, you, a wandering witch, have really integrated into the witch society."

"Hehehe." Lou Yue smiled complacently.

"Therefore, these vassal armies should be considered the witches' property. If they have joined the Little Witch Club, then they should be considered the Little Witch Club's property. And how to properly mobilize the enthusiasm of these vassal armies should be the responsibility of their masters."

"And we can also ensure the survival of the vassal army through some subsidies."

Witches are extremely rational, and everything they think of is aligned with the magic stone.

Therefore, with the witches' relatively high moral bottom line, there is no need to worry about being slaughtered by witches and joining the servant army in the witch world.

Lou Yue, believe in the witch's moral bottom line.

"Not bad." Cynthia also nodded. Lou Yue's idea was a bit rough, but it was still acceptable.

After all, Lou Yue is not a professional civil servant witch and cannot write a perfect 320-page document.

"As for the selection of vassal armies, we should choose races with exquisite appearances and that are more in line with the witches' values, such as blood elves."

"They are equally cruel and worship blood and battle. And, most importantly, they are easily subdued by higher powers. The three blood elf captives I have now are very docile."

Lou Yue pointed at the three blood elves, Shafuli, Lutixia, and Cynthia took a look and thought they were okay.

"But, we have to increase the number of civil servants." Cynthia had a headache.

Lou Yue looked at Cynthia: "Aya, aren't you also a civil servant witch? Shouldn't you be very happy about the increase in the number of civil servants?"

Cynthia was speechless.

In a sense, I can indeed be considered a civil servant witch.

But, I am the leader of the civil servant witches.

Do you know how much salary the civil servant witches are paid every month?

That’s a number that makes even me feel heartbroken when I see it!

However, Cynthia was speechless.

Lou Yue was confused. What was going on?

"What else?" Cynthia looked at Lou Yue: "Right now, the witches probably won't be able to accept the vassal army easily."

"We need to promote it." Lou Yue smiled. "Witches are extremely easily driven by the emotions contained in my magical properties. We only need to start from this aspect. After all, blood elves are really beautiful."

The blood elves really fit the witches' aesthetic, especially their red hair and red eyes, which are simply a poke at the witches' XP.

"There is a connection between me and the snow umbrella." Lou Yue said.

This is not a lie!

After all, there must be a connection between myself and myself.

"Well, that's good." Cynthia nodded and thought about it carefully. There were no major mistakes, so this was enough.

We kept chatting until the evening.

And at night, Cynthia left.

After all, Miss Lou Yue is still a good girl.

No other girls can stay overnight.

When she opened the magic network, she found that the chief witch had added a daily recommendation column on the magic network.

And the one I recommend is Snow Umbrella’s work!

When I switched to the Xuesan account, the private messages were almost flooded with messages!

: Sister, you are having an affair with the chief witch!

: Sister, are these your true feelings? I didn't expect the chief witch to play such a big game!

: Snow umbrella master! Add me next time!

····

All kinds of messages are sent by witches!

After all, the Chief Witch added a recommendation column specifically recommending Snow Umbrella's articles.

It's really easy to be misunderstood.

"Haha, Cynthia is indeed a civil servant witch. She just helped me submit that document in such a short time."

Lou Yue sighed: "However, the Chief Witch is really magnanimous. She actually did such a thing!"

He was essentially slandering the Chief Witch, but the Chief Witch didn't care at all.

This kind of magnanimous temperament made Lou Yue feel a little impressed.

So, I sent a tweet.

Snow Umbrella: From today on, I am a fan of the Chief Witch!

Then the witches below immediately said sarcastically: As a fan, you have written so many articles about the Chief Witch. I suggest that you be expelled from the fan group!

Then another witch replied: "In this way, Xueshan teacher is the real fan of the chief witch! Even if it is using more dirty and dark means, it is also to increase the popularity of the chief witch."

Think about it, did you care about the chief witch before?

Do you know what the Chief Witch likes? Do you know what body shape the Chief Witch has? Do you know what color socks the Chief Witch likes, and what number of socks does she like?

Now, it’s all been publicized by Snow Umbrella.

Now, even a little witch in school knows that the chief witch’s favorite is white socks!

This makes the chief witch more approachable and her position more secure.

She really made me cry to death!

"Why didn't I think of this?" Lou Yue was puzzled, and then looked at the witch's ID - Miao Manman.

"It turns out to be her." Lou Yue was very familiar with this ID. Every time she tweeted using Lou Yue's account or Xuesan's account, this witch would reply immediately.

"It seems that you are my die-hard fan." Lou Yue thought that this witch should be given a reward, so he replied with a happy smiling expression.

Miao Manman was very excited.

I was practically crying with joy, shouting, “I got it!”

Lou Yue naturally had no idea that this witch could be so happy.

I just posted a message using the Xuesan account: "A new article is being written, please look forward to it!"

The witches are all very active in urging people to do so. After all, among all the witches who write books, only the one written by Snow Umbrella Goddess has that flavor!

The articles written by other witches are similar in form but not in spirit.

And the witches are the most picky.

It won’t work if you use it specifically for this purpose!

You have to find a little bit of thoughtfulness in it before you will feel recognized.

Lou Yue also wrote an article about blood elves and posted it.

The response is very good!

After all, as long as the writing is there, witches generally don't mind playing a few tricks.