Something is wrong with Miss Witch
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Lou Yue stood beside the mirror and turned around proudly.
"Sure enough, I'm super cute!"
"It's a pity that I don't have enough time to wear the socks I bought. And the toe ring."
Lou Yue sighed a little.
The shoes she wore were platform shoes, which made her height exceed 1.5 meters.
It even exceeds 1.51 meters and reaches 1.52 meters!
With a slight boost of confidence, Lou Yue sat on a chair, crossed her legs, and sent a message to Gong Yuyu: "Want a surprise?"
After receiving this news, Gong Yuyu looked at a loss.
Gong Yuyu: "Surprise?"
Lou Yue: Yes, it was a huge surprise. (*???)
Gong Yuyu: I want it! (?ー?)
Lou Yue: Send me your coordinates.
Gong Yuyu was wearing a tight-fitting satin pajamas and lying in her bed. She was stunned when she saw Lou Yue's request, but she didn't think too much about it.
Gong Yuyu: [Coordinates], these are my coordinates. Do you sisters still want to sneak attack me?
"Hey hey~ Yuebao is here!"
Lou Yue suddenly appeared from her room and fell on her bed.
Gong Yuyu felt a pain in her ribs. She grimaced and said, "Sister, you hit me in the heart."
"How is that possible!" Lou Yue rolled over and sat on the quilt near the bed. "Sister, I have a super impact-resistant bio-material cushion. How could I possibly let you grimace in pain?"
"Hiss." Gong Yuyu rubbed his chest: "Yuebao, even if you didn't make me dizzy with all these things, your behavior of suddenly breaking into my house is a bit too much."
"Hehehe, that's why it's called a surprise!" Lou Yue was like she was on a seesaw, swaying and pressing down on the quilt.
"So, where's the gift?" Gong Yuyu deliberately asked Lou Yue for a gift, but Lou Yue jumped off the bed.
He turned around at the end of the bed and made a scissors sign in front of his eyes: "The gift is me, surprise!"
Miss Lou Yue is so cute when she makes the scissors hand gesture!
Miss Lou Yue in hot pants, white stockings and white socks is a thousand times and ten thousand times cuter!
Especially when she blinks and smiles sweetly.
Fan Yingying's eyes with heart-shaped pupils add a touch of devilish provocation and sentimentality to her sweet appearance.
If it is the only drawback.
That's probably because the small branches bear small fruits, which are delicious but can cause internal heat.
Gong Yuyu was almost killed by cuteness.
"Hey, how about it, it's a super surprise, right?"
Lou Yue returned to his normal posture and looked around Gong Yuyu's room again.
In the center of the room is a soft, luxurious bed with four layers of plush cushions, and on both sides are a row of bookcases.
Witches all like this, and bookcases are their favorite things.
Most of the witches' art is related to bookshelves.
There are all kinds of bookcases, including reliefs, engravings, and paintings.
Lou Yue even felt like she was stepping barefoot on Gong Yuyu's bookshelf.
Gong Yuyu will definitely be angry.
——Of course, it is also possible that I will get excited.
Thinking this in his mind, Lou Yue had an idea for the next video.
The dragon blood wood floor was covered with snow bear fur.
Very rich.
However, no matter how rich one is, he cannot resist the garbage thrown all over the floor by Miss Gong Yuyu, the autistic witch.
"You don't even know how to cast a spell and don't want to cast one."
Lou Yue asked doubtfully, Gong Yuyu already had a stern face.
"Sister, you've hit a sore spot. As a good sister, you should ignore this garbage and be as graceful as if you were choosing the throne of the former Witch Emperor. Pick a place to sit in the garbage and sit down gracefully!"
Gong Yuyu said this.
"Sister, please allow me to take off my shoes." Lou Yue said seriously.
"Of course, Yuebao." Gong Yuyu spoke in the tone of an emperor summoning his concubine.
Lou Yue smiled and took off her platform shoes.
Then he kicked Xianggong Yuyu on the head, and with a loud bang, he fell to the ground.
It was blocked by Gong Yuyu and caught in her hand.
"Sister, I just want to help you correct some logical errors in one of your important organs."
Chapter 161 Cynthia's Bad Intentions
Holding Yuebao's feet, Gong Yuyu argued cunningly.
But this sophistry is as useful as the integrity of the Witch Council.
We can’t say there is no such thing, we can only say that there is hope in the future.
"open!"
Lou Yue glared at Gong Yuyu who refused to let go.
Gong Yuyu smiled awkwardly and let go of her hand.
"Really."
Lou Yue complained and put on her shoes: "I didn't expect that after just one month of not seeing you, Miss Gong, you have become so reckless."
In fact, the words that should be used are more serious words.
But since we are still friends, I have to use euphemisms.
If this friend still looks stubborn and refuses to change.
Then the friendship between them will decline.
Fortunately, Gong Yuyu looked embarrassed and apologized again.
"Miss Yue, what do you want to do after you come back?" Gong Yuyu asked, "I don't think you'll stay in Chimei Township any longer."
"I still have to go once a week." Lou Yue said as she sat on the bed, "But I'm planning to change my career."
"Changing careers? Do you need me to give you some advice?" Gong Yuyu looked reserved.
"You are my tutor, so I must look for you, sister." Lou Yue pursed her lips, looking extremely reserved.
But in the middle of the night like this, sitting on another witch's bed already looks super unreserved!
"I am going to act as a broker." Lou Yue told her plan.
"Broker?" Gong Yuyu pursed her lips instantly. "This kind of job is really a bit too advanced for you, Yuebao."
"After all, it requires high communication skills, as well as the study and coordination of magic. It also requires excellent insight and a comprehensive understanding of witch customs."
Gong Yuyu said a lot of things carefully, and then stared at Lou Yue seriously: "So, Miss Yue, do you still want to be a broker?"
"Of course." Lou Yue smiled and raised her chin: "But, only this way will it be challenging enough, right?"
"Do you think I'm a vulgar, easily satisfied witch?"
She turned her head to look at Gong Yuyu cunningly: "Do you think I am a witch who can be satisfied?"
Gong Yuyu looked at Lou Yue like this, and a trace of discouragement suddenly flashed through her heart.
"Damn it! You, a wandering witch who has never received any witch education, are actually more like a witch than me, a young lady witch who has received authentic witch education since childhood!"
She said, "Species other than witches describe us as sinful and terrifying creatures of eternal greed. Your thirst and greed make you more like a witch than I am."
"Because it's our instinct. It's our blood that we can never suppress, it's everything about us." Lou Yue said with a smile, "So, it's us, the more primitive wandering witches, who are more likely to show more witchy characteristics."
"If you become a broker, do you have favors on your side? Are you looking for favors owed to you by other witches?" Gong Yuyu looked at Lou Yue. "Only if you have countless favors on your side can you make other witches willing to listen to you. Otherwise, you won't be able to fulfill their requests."
"After all, you are still a little witch now." Gong Yuyu said thoughtfully.
"Yes, I have favors from other witches."
After all, because of its desire engine characteristic.
However, Cynthia adopts the method of hunger marketing, so those who buy the desire engine now are all powerful witches.
"So, regarding magic," Gong Yuyu said, "a broker is essentially a bridge of communication between two unfamiliar witches. You must have sufficient knowledge to be able to shoulder this responsibility. If two witches discuss some advanced spell model and you know nothing about it, the consequences will be unacceptable."
"···"
Lou Yue was silent. This completely hit her sore spot.
Her understanding of spell models and the like is really giving her a headache.
"At least, you need a certificate."
Gong Yuyu sighed. "The witch knowledge level evaluation is initiated by the Chief Witch and the Witch Council. It is an assessment of witch knowledge. The levels from high to low are Star, Moon, Stone, A, B, C. There are six levels in total, and the content of the assessment is divided into several categories."
"The first category is magic, and the second category is material."
"If you can get a star rating in the first category assessment, then congratulations! With this certificate, other witches will naturally take care of your business."
Even though Gong Yuyu said this, Lou Yue still had a Sima look on his face.
This witch knowledge level assessment is totally something the chief witch uses to disgust old-school witches!
——Because even though the veteran witch was beaten repeatedly by the chief witch, deep down, she still felt a little unwilling to accept it.
Moreover, they also have more advantages in all aspects of the witch world.
In comparison, those young witches can only work harder to expand their territory and then achieve a turnaround.
This magic knowledge level assessment is known for its strictness and rich content.
The most annoying thing is that after the written test, there is a defense and discussion of the process.
Several witches will ask you questions tirelessly, and you have to answer all these questions calmly and with reason and evidence.
What if you can’t answer, or are not satisfied with the answer?
Then I'm sorry, you don't deserve the highest star rating.
This difficulty exists among countless witches in the witch world.
There is a witch who participated once, twice, three times, four times... in order to get the highest star rating.
He failed the exam so badly that his faith in Taoism collapsed, and he was sent home to recuperate.
The witch world is changing with each passing day, and the examiners’ favorite questions are those that are easy to make mistakes in because no one can remember the history of the witches.
Another reason is that these are new questions that have never been asked before because they are too novel.
This means that every time you retake an exam, you have to start studying again.
How inhumane!
For those old witches, the most likely time to lose points is during the written test.
They are simply not used to this kind of exam with a huge number of questions.
However, their interview scores were almost guaranteed to be first.
However, if you fail the written test, no matter how good your interview skills are, it will be useless!
So I often see young witches being proud of their certificates, while the old witches are screaming with anger.
You said you are experienced, so I said I have a certificate for witch knowledge assessment.
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