I am at the highest level, living a life of eating and waiting to die in the fairy world of supernat

Su Ying rubbed her aching eyebrows and felt a little painful.

Gu Jiu really lived up to expectations. His "lazy" characteristics were fully displayed in his first encounter with his eldest disciple Zhong Qi.

After a few breaths, Gu Jiu, who was lying on the rattan chair, had started breathing steadily and was obviously asleep.

Su Ying could only bite the bullet and say, "Xiao Qi, he's been so tired from traveling these days, why don't we cook first?"

Xiaoqi's surname is Zhong and his name is Qi. He is the first student Su Ying accepted after Qingliu Academy fell into ruin, and he is also the only student who has stayed so far.

Before, Xiaoqi had always been in charge of admissions. After all, she was good at sweet-talking, and sometimes she could recruit quite a few students at a time, but she couldn't keep them, so in the end, there were still only the two of them in the entire academy.

The two remembered clearly that the students who left said they would rather go home and farm than waste their time in this damn place.

They said that the environment of the academy was too dilapidated and gloomy, which always made people feel creepy.

Especially after some students came here, they always had nightmares, so apart from them, it is estimated that only ghosts remained in this academy.

In the end, not only were there only the two of them left in the entire academy, but Xiaoqi and Qingliu Academy also became famous in the area within hundreds of miles, basically becoming synonymous with scammers.

As a result, Qingliu Academy and Xiaoqi, which had lost their reputation, could no longer recruit students, and had to ask the dean Su Ying, who was not good at lying, to take action personally.

Although Su Ying is not good at lying, she has a strong advantage in appearance, so Xiao Qi quickly formulated the policy of "there may not be many students, but the tuition fees must be high" so that he can make a deal that can support him for half a year.

Once someone is hooked, the higher the tuition, the more reluctant they will be to leave after paying.

If Gu Jiu knew about their policy, he would definitely use the term "sunk cost" to explain the reason.

Su Ying didn't expect that after she stayed in Yanyang City for a few days, someone really took the bait and came to her door.

Gu Jiu just happened to have a huge sum of fifty taels of silver, which met the admission requirements!

The Beixue Ming Festival will be held next year. If we can't gather three people, the land of Qingliu Academy will be reclaimed by the court.

What is even more urgent is that due to their continuous bottom ranking, the imperial court has long cut off their supplies. She, the dean of Qingliu Academy, and Xiaoqi, the student and vice-dean, have not eaten meat for two months and have to rely on vegetables from the fields to survive. It can be seen how miserable their lives are.

While Gu Jiu was sleeping on the rattan chair, a secret conversation was taking place in the kitchen.

"Master, are you sure this guy is rich?" Xiao Qi looked at Gu Jiu in the yard as if he was looking at a lamb to be slaughtered, and asked softly.

"He said he did." Su Ying answered in a low voice.

Xiao Qi picked up the kitchen knife and chopped it on the chopping board, saying coldly, "If he dares to lie to you, I'll chop him up and feed him to the dogs! Oh, by the way, Master, let me tell you something, Fantuan ran away."

"Ah? Where did you go?" Su Ying asked.

"He ran off with a hunter family from Xinghua Town. He must have been too hungry and despised us for being too poor."

"Fantuan" is a dog in the academy that has been raised for many years. It is said that a dog does not mind a poor home, but the academy is so poor that even the dog despises it.

Su Ying sighed, then glanced at Gu Jiu in the yard and said, "Xiao Qi, since Gu Jiu wants to join our academy, you'd better not have too much prejudice against him."

Xiao Qi wrinkled his nose and said depressedly, "Dean, you don't know, men love to lie, especially good-looking men. They are simply desperate to cheat. If he can come up with the tuition, it will be fine. If he can, I will recognize him as my junior brother. If he can't, hmph!"

Xiao Qi, who had a prejudice against men, said this while chopping the vegetables on the chopping board into two pieces with a murderous knife, his eyes full of coldness.

I really don’t know what kind of men stimulated her when she was a teenager.

In fact, what Xiaoqi is most worried about now is that the vegetables in the courtyard are almost eaten up. If this guy still can't pay the tuition, does he really have to eat dirt with the dean?

Su Ying once told her that there was some Guanyin soil in a school below. Although it didn't taste very good, it was fine for satisfying hunger and wouldn't kill people. But she always felt creepy about it.

Eat dirt, eat dirt, aren’t you afraid that you will end up in the dirt halfway through eating?

So, now Gu Jiu has become the only hope in her heart, no different from a fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered.

"Tuition, tuition, tuition, here it comes!" Xiao Qi muttered as he cut the last piece of vegetable into thin strips.

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Chapter 13: Flat Chest Is Justice (Part )

The meal was ready. Xiao Qi was anxious to collect the tuition, so he patted Gu Jiu's shoulder, trying to wake him up.

But the next moment, she let out a strange cry.

Su Ying ran out and saw that Xiao Qi's left eye was black and had become a panda eye.

Seeing Xiao Qi was so angry that he was about to scream and attack someone, Su Ying immediately hugged him and said, "He didn't fall asleep on purpose. As your senior sister, you should be more patient."

Xiao Qi refused and still wanted to take revenge, until he heard the reason that "the tuition fee has not been received yet", and then he let Gu Jiu go temporarily.

In the afternoon, Gu Jiu stretched, woke up, and was so scared that he almost fell off the rattan chair.

I saw Xiao Qi looking at him fiercely with a pair of panda eyes, which looked really scary.

Yes, Xiao Qi tried to wake up Gu Jiu again in the middle, and then even his right eye was affected, and his eyes finally became balanced again.

"Um, senior sister, what's wrong with your eyes?" Gu Jiu asked with a confused look on his face.

Xiao Qi wrinkled his nose and said viciously, "Are you sure you didn't mean it?"

"What's intentional?"

At this moment, Gu Jiu suddenly remembered something and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, Senior Sister, I really didn't mean it! I forgot to tell you that I'm a little dishonest when I'm asleep, so it's best not to touch me."

In the past, when Gu Jiu was at home, it had become common sense in the Gu family that he could not touch Gu Jiu hard when he was sleeping, and could only touch him softly, so Gu Jiu didn't care much about it.

And now that he is out and about, if he forgets to warn others about this, something really could happen.

"Fortunately, nothing serious happened. Xiaoqi just got a panda eye." Gu Jiu comforted himself.

Xiao Qi suppressed his anger and said with a depressed look: "In that case, then prepare to become my disciple. The master is waiting for you inside."

As he spoke, Xiao Qi pointed to the largest tiled house at the bottom of the slope.

When Gu Jiu arrived at the tile-roofed house, Su Ying was already waiting there.

At this moment, the sunlight from the gap in the roof just happened to shine on her, giving her a wonderful feeling.

Su Ying felt a little embarrassed when she noticed Gu Jiu coming. She touched her hair and pointed to the clean wooden statue of a woman on the table in front of her. She said, "The founder of our Qingliu Academy is Di Xue, the fifth Grand Secretary of the Tang Dynasty. If you really want to join, you need to burn three incense sticks to the founder."

Gu Jiu took a look at the statue of the woman and found that although the lines of the carving were a little blurred, it still gave people a tranquil and beautiful feeling.

In fact, Qingliu Academy is just a branch of Qingxi Academy founded by Di Xue.

In the Cuiyu Bamboo Forest about a hundred miles away from here, there is a Qingxi Academy, which has always regarded itself as orthodox.

Fifty years ago, the then president and vice-president of Qingxi Academy had a dispute over the development of the academy. One said that everything should remain the same and only talented female students should be admitted, taking the elite route, so that resources could be concentrated to cultivate more outstanding students; while the other said that ordinary students should be given a chance and that a route of lenient admission and strict graduation could be taken, so that many buried talents, especially male talents, could be discovered.

The dean simply doesn't believe that any man in this world can become a talent, while the vice-dean says that everything is possible, even a boar can climb a tree.

One is a conservative, the other is a reformer. The differences in their educational philosophies widened year by year, and finally reached the point where they were incompatible.

So, sixty years ago, the vice president left with a small group of teachers and students, started a new business, and founded Qingliu Academy.

Although Qingxi Academy can be considered the orthodox academy founded by Di Xue, Qingliu Academy has always regarded Di Xue as its founder.

After that, Qingxi Academy had been suppressing Qingliu Academy secretly and mocking it openly, but despite its limited resources, Qingliu Academy actually became better and better. But a few years ago, all the teachers and students of the school mysteriously disappeared.

When Su Ying, who was traveling outside at the time, came back, she found the entire academy empty and there was nothing there.

Except for the items that disappeared along with the teachers and students of the entire school, the remaining items were taken away by Qingxi Academy next door.

At this point, everyone thought that Qingliu Academy had violated some taboo that shouldn't have been violated, which was tantamount to destroying the entire family, but Su Ying was struggling to hold on.

Qingxi Academy naturally didn't take this little girl seriously and just treated her as a joke.

Gu Jiu, knowing that the situation in the academy was not good, did not hesitate and directly took out three incense sticks, bowed to the wooden statue several times, and then inserted the incense into the incense burner in front of him.

Seeing this, Su Ying couldn't help but reveal a hint of joy in her eyes, and said: "Gu Jiu, from now on you are considered a formal student of Qingliu Academy. You have seen the current situation of Qingliu Academy. I am very happy that you can join us under such circumstances.

You and I are of similar age, so I am taking advantage of you being your master. You don't have to call me Master, just my name. Anyway, you, Xiao Qi, and I will work together to make the academy a better place again."

Gu Jiu looked at Su Ying's beautiful eyes and felt as if he saw stars in them. He nodded and said, "Master, you are too polite. I couldn't ask for a more beautiful master like you. But calling me Master sounds old. How about we change our name?"

Su Ying frowned slightly and said, "Hmm? What's that called?"

"How about I call you aunt?" Gu Jiu said.

"Aunt? That sounds good, but doesn't she still have to be a generation older than you?" Su Ying asked a little confusedly.

Gu Jiu coughed and said, "Auntie sounds better than Master, and it doesn't mess up the generations."

Su Ying, who was relatively simple-minded, naturally didn't understand Gu Jiu's inner thoughts. She nodded and said, "I'll do as you say."

Su Ying suddenly became his aunt, Gu Jiu was very satisfied, and couldn't help but said: "Oh, by the way, aunt, this is my tuition."

As he spoke, Gu Jiu took out a cloth bag from his belt and handed it to Su Ying.

Su Ying held the cloth bag that looked quite full, tears were about to fall.

I have money, I have money, I am finally rich!

……

In the evening, Xiao Qi happily ran to the nearest Xinghua Town to buy some good things, the most important of which were meat, vegetables and wine.

She no longer touched any of the rouge and powder that she had cared about before. Having been so poor these days, she finally realized that only food was the most cost-effective.

What's more, she and the dean are naturally beautiful and can look outstanding without those things.

However, thinking of Gu Jiu's appearance, Xiao Qi, who was considered a little beauty, suddenly felt a little depressed, because she found that she was the one who lowered the appearance level of the academy.

My beauty actually lost to a man?

Damn, why does a man have to be so good-looking? This puts a lot of pressure on her.

However, looking at the meat and wine in his hands, Xiao Qi, who didn't like Gu Jiu very much, still wanted to kiss Gu Jiu a few times.

Whoever has milk is your mother, whoever has money is your father. Without Gu Jiu, where would we get meat to eat?

……

At dinner, Gu Jiu was a little surprised.

He didn't expect that his senior sister, with her petite figure, could eat so much food.

Gu Jiu looked at Xiao Qi's flat chest and muttered to himself, "How come he's not growing even though he eats so much? Is he really the legendary cross-dresser?"

In this world where women are superior to men, it is indeed much more convenient for men to dress up as women, at least they are less likely to be taken advantage of.

So Gu Jiu couldn't help but ask, "Sister Xiaoqi, how old are you this year?"

Xiao Qi looked at Gu Jiu and said, "Fifteen, what's wrong? Even though you are older than me, I am still your senior sister."

Gu Jiu was speechless, thinking to himself, "They're both fifteen, why is Xiaoxiao so well developed, but why is this senior sister like this?"

As Gu Jiu thought this, his gaze once again focused on Xiao Qi's chest.

The next moment, Xiao Qi smacked Gu Jiu on the forehead with chopsticks, then angrily said, "What are you looking at! Have you ever seen a woman with flat chests?"

After hearing this, Su Ying, who was drinking soup, burst out laughing, which made Xiao Qi very dissatisfied. He said depressedly: "Master, even you are laughing at me!"

Su Ying patted her head and comforted her: "It's okay, it's good to have small breasts."

Xiao Qi looked at Su Ying's towering breasts and said, "Master, you are talking without any pain in your waist."

Gu Jiu said, "Don't worry, Senior Sister. There's a saying in my hometown: flat chests are justice."

Xiao Qi blinked and asked, "What do you mean?"

Gu Jiu raised his eyebrows and said, "What I mean is that there are many people in my hometown who really like women with flat chests. They think that women with flat chests are better."

Xiao Qi opened his eyes wide and said in disbelief, "Nonsense, your hometown Linshui Town likes women with flat chests? How come I didn't know that?"

Gu Jiu rubbed his nose and explained: "My hometown refers to my ancestors. My family moved here from far away."

Xiao Qi's face was gloomy. She said, "Forget it. I know you're trying to comfort me. Let's just call it a draw. Who knows, there might be someone blind enough to like a draw."

At this moment, Gu Jiu realized that flat-chested women are a minority in this world.

Well, at least in the North, it is considered a niche.

(PS: There is a small bug in the previous chapter. Xiao Qi is not Su Ying’s junior sister, but the eldest disciple.

The main reason is that I later found that raising an aunt or a senior sister would be more appropriate, so I forgot to change the first part.

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Chapter 14: The Dinghaishenzhen

On this day, Gu Jiu got a beautiful aunt and a flat-chested senior sister with twin ponytails. It was simply perfect.

The dreams of the beautiful aunt and the lovely senior sister were realized on the same day. This was a landmark step for every man who had a dream of developing a relationship.