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With a loud bang, the long-waisted giant closest to them suddenly rushed over.

Lu Hongling pulled Gu Xiaoxiao back and fell from the roof like a light feather.

Her movements were very graceful, and even a simple, light leap down had the beauty of a dance under the moon.

Even though Gu Xiaoxiao was still silly, her posture became more agile under the guidance of the other party.

Just as they landed on the ground, the long-waisted giant approached them and stepped on them!

With a bang, mud splashed everywhere.

A huge footprint appeared in the muddy alley, but at some point, Lu Hongling had already stood on the other's instep.

The long-waisted giant didn't know how the other party did it. It only felt that the other party's body was as light as a fallen leaf, and it couldn't feel anything standing on the back of its feet.

Then there was a crisp sound.

A snow-white whisk flew out from Lu Hongling's sleeve and hit the ankle of the tall-waisted giant.

The next moment, the giant's ankle was cut open, deep enough to reveal the bone, as if it was not a whisk that swept through it, but a terrifying long sword.

Lu Hongling moved backward, and the whisk in her hand looked as smooth as silk.

It is hard to imagine how such a soft whisk can cause such terrifying lethality.

The tall-waisted giant's ankle was severely injured. With a roar, he pressed his body down directly, pressing down on Lu Hongling like a mountain.

Lu Hongling stood there and did not hide.

Her sleeves were bulging, and the whisk in her hand was rising straight up into the sky.

There was only a dull thud, and the snow-white whisk became like steel needles in the next instant, each one standing upright, and immediately pierced into the arm of the tall-waisted giant that was pressing down.

The body of the tall-waisted giant weighing over a thousand pounds was actually held up by this tiny whisk?

Gu Xiaoxiao stood by, her face full of shock.

This can be considered as the master’s first move, why does it feel so awesome?

While Lu Hongling was holding the tall-waisted giant's body with a whisk in one hand, she flicked her finger on the whisk, and a clear dragon roar was heard.

A stream of light as bright as autumn water suddenly flew out from the end of the whisk and landed in Gu Xiaoxiao's hand.

Only then did Gu Xiaoxiao realize that this was an exceptionally sharp sword.

It turns out that there is a sword hidden in this whisk?

Looking at Gu Xiaoxiao standing there stupidly, Lu Hongling coughed awkwardly.

Gu Xiaoxiao looked at her master, confused.

She thought about it for a while and reacted instantly!

Gu Xiaoxiao didn't say anything, picked up the ancient sword and flew up, her skirt fluttering, looking very beautiful.

The next moment, there was a crisp sound, and the long sword as clear as autumn water pierced through the temple of the tall-waisted giant, just like piercing a piece of paper.

As Lu Hongling retreated, the tall-waisted giant's body slammed to the ground with a shocking bang.

Lu Hongling threw the whisk in her hand to the ground, and the blood on it immediately spilled into a line on the ground, while the whisk became as clean as snow again.

After Gu Xiaoxiao succeeded in her attack, she rushed over with the sword in her hand, still looking a little flustered.

Because at this time, there were at least twenty long-waisted giants around them.

They were much taller than the houses along the street, and their eyes were terrifyingly bright. In the night, they looked like legendary gods and demons.

Lu Hongling's expression remained relaxed as she said, "Now you know how to kill them, right?"

Gu Xiaoxiao nodded frantically, very satisfied with this teaching method.

It turns out that the Achilles' heel of these long-waisted giants is really their temples.

The tall-waisted giant on the ground opened his big eyes and stared at the two of them, but that was just an illusion caused by the light.

In fact, it is dead and cannot be deader.

But soon, Gu Xiaoxiao became panicked again. Looking at the giants who kept surrounding her, she asked, "Master, what should we do now?"

Lu Hongling frowned slightly and said, "Do I need to teach you this?"

Gu Xiaoxiao's eyes widened as she asked in surprise, "Kill them all?"

"Idiot, of course you should run!" The next moment, Lu Hongling turned into a gust of wind and rushed out, taking away Gu Xiaoxiao who was still standing there stupidly.

Gu Xiaoxiao was pulled forward by Lu Hongling, with her feet off the ground, looking like a kite about to be released.

Seeing this, the giants immediately accelerated and caught up.

They ran quietly, without making any rumbling sounds like earthquakes. Instead, they only left shallow footprints on the ground, which was inconsistent with their tall bodies.

Of course, their speed is naturally not slow. One step is equivalent to ten steps of an ordinary person. Add to that the frequency, how can they be slow?

In the gloomy night, dozens of giants with long waists like bamboo poles were running in the town, their eyes were terrifyingly bright and full of sinister emotions.

Lu Hongling ran very fast, like a real gust of wind.

Although these tall-waisted giants could only take ten steps against her in one step, the frequency of her legs swinging was more than twenty times that of theirs, so that the shadows of her swaying legs had become one, which was very exaggerated.

The distance between the two sides kept getting farther and farther, until Lu Hongling and Gu Xiaoxiao had already climbed over the wall and ran dozens of feet away, and those tall-waisted giants had just come out of the city gate.

They stood there watching the two figures gradually disappearing into the night, with strange expressions on their faces.

Running so fast, is he still a human?

The second lesson Lu Hongling taught Gu Xiaoxiao was not to kill all the giants, but to run.

When the two stopped, Gu Xiaoxiao asked again in confusion: "Master, you can't beat them?"

"Nonsense." Lu Hongling wiped the sweat from her forehead and replied.

"Then why are you running?" Gu Xiaoxiao asked in confusion.

"Fighting is difficult, but running is easy. Do you think your master was able to survive in those places for so long by fighting?" Lu Hongling said seriously.

"That depends on..." Gu Xiaoxiao asked humbly.

"One is to run, the second is to hide. As for how to hide, I will teach you later."

After hearing this, Gu Xiaoxiao rubbed her eyes. She always felt that this master was different from what she had imagined.

Chapter 22: The Skill of Picking at Crotches (Part )

Gu Xiaoxiao and Lu Hongling had already walked far away. The tall-waisted giants gave up chasing them and returned one by one to this town that looked like a tomb.

Not long after, the flame under the large green vat went out.

The entire town lost even the last bit of fire and fell into thick darkness.

At this moment, the texture on the surface of the large green vat shook, and actually revealed a pair of dim yellow eyes.

These eyes were huge, even bigger than those of the tall-waisted giant, like the surface of a lake illuminated by the setting sun at dusk, bottomless.

Those constantly twisting textures on the surface of the cylinder are actually its wrinkles, which conceal countless ancient and dark secrets.

These long-waisted giants all hunched their backs again, and each of them looked like they had a tumor, which looked very strange.

In the silent and dark town, that strange language was heard again, like chanting or prayer.

As these strange sentences were repeated, the face on the large green vat became clearer and clearer.

It was the appearance of an old woman, but because the lines on her face were too deep and her dim eyes were too big, there was a sense of horror everywhere.

What was even more terrifying was that the lid of the large green vat suddenly began to move.

Yes, it was wriggling, like constantly beating flesh and blood, and it looked very disgusting.

With a loud crash, a hole appeared on the flesh-and-blood-like lid, and then a very long horse face emerged.

As the wrinkles of the tank continued to tremble, the horse's face, covered in yellow slime, floated higher and higher until its neck, chest, and waist were exposed...

Finally, a long-waisted giant covered in yellow slime slid out of the cave. He was naked and looked like a long piece of meat.

At this moment, the tall-waisted giant suddenly opened his eyes, and one of his eyes was broken, exactly the same as the one that Gu Xiaoxiao had stabbed before?

The entire green vat kept spitting out things, and the old woman-like face on the vat looked more and more gloomy.

The green vat stopped "vomiting" only when more than thirty identical one-eyed, long-waisted giants appeared on the entire platform.

The whole process is very similar to a breeding pig giving birth.

Or, if it wasn't spitting out the entire body of a long-waisted giant, it would be more like a snake laying eggs.

Gradually, the dim eyes of the large green vat slowly closed, and the wrinkle-like stripes gradually became hardened until it turned into the shape of a vat again.

There is really no telling how many secrets are hidden in this dark town.

……

When they found a place to rest, Gu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but ask, "Master, are we really not going to care about what's happening in the town?"

Lu Hongling said, "How can we not care? We, the world's travelers, take the safety of the world as our own responsibility... It's impossible."

After hearing the second half of Lu Hongling's words, Gu Xiaoxiao almost vomited blood.

At this moment, Lu Hongling took out a piece of paper from her sleeve, then a pen, an inkstone, and some ink…

This gave Gu Xiaoxiao the feeling that there was a bottomless pit filled with things in her master's sleeve, as if there was everything.

After the pen, ink, paper and inkstone were ready, Lu Hongling began to paint.

She casually placed the paper on her thigh, and then she started to work as fiercely as a tiger.

Then, a magical scene happened.

In less than half a cup of tea, a painting was created.

It was a very vivid landscape painting, exactly the same as the scene Gu Xiaoxiao saw on the mountain.

No, it cannot be said to be consistent. The scene presented in black ink and white paper is naturally different from reality, but this painting perfectly restores the scene at that time.

The painting was completed quickly, then the second, the third... until the tenth.

There are ten ink paintings. Except for the last one which is a simple map, the other nine clearly and concisely depict the situation inside and outside the entire town, including the number of long-waisted giants and the strange jar.

If Gu Jiu saw this scene, he would definitely sigh, "This comic strip is really fucking amazing."

Seeing Gu Xiaoxiao's shocked expression, Lu Hongling rolled her eyes and said, "This is something you will have to learn in the future, but not now."

After noticing that Gu Xiaoxiao was still looking at her, Lu Hongling could only sigh and say, "Don't look at me anymore. I don't have any spots on my face. When I was little, your master really liked painting. Who knew that the Yunshan Sword Sect would take a fancy to me later, so..."

Lu Hongling shrugged, indicating that she was helpless.

Gu Xiaoxiao looked at these wonderful paintings and couldn't help but sigh, "What a delay! What a delay!"

Can the painters in Luoyang City compare with this level of painting?

However, Gu Xiaoxiao soon discovered a problem and asked, "Master, is this painting going to be given away?"

Lu Hongling nodded and said, "Of course. We just provide information, and the rest is up to them."

Gu Xiaoxiao asked in confusion, "But Master, how are we going to deliver these paintings? There's no village in front and no shop behind here."

"This is easy." Lu Hongling said, and reached out her hand to her crotch?

Immediately afterwards, a light green bird was taken out by the other party.

Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!

Gu Xiaoxiao had been numb with shock these past few days, but she didn't expect him to come again.

First, the concepts taught by Lu Hongling washed away her three views many times, and then this master showed off his talent in painting, which was amazing. Now he can even take out the dick from the crotch?

Gu Xiaoxiao hesitated and said, "Master, how many things do you know?"

Lu Hongling stuffed the paintings into a bamboo tube and tied it to the bird's leg while saying to Gu Xiaoxiao, "Gone, gone."

Seeing Gu Xiaoxiao's disbelieving expression, Lu Hongling said, "That's all! I've even shown off my crotch-grabbing skills, so how could I possibly have any other skills?"

Afterwards, the light green bird turned into a faint streak of light and disappeared into the sky.

……

In the past few days, Su Ying couldn't sleep well all night because of Gu Jiu's naked body incident, so much so that two faint dark circles appeared on her originally flawless face.

After Gu Jiu discovered it, he thought it looked pretty good for a while, with a bit of smoky makeup feel.