Immortal Cultivation Simulation, I'm Not a Bad Woman

"Long time no see, Sect Leader Yan."

"Senior Lu...long time no see. I heard you were back earlier, but I didn't believe it. I thought it was Yan Qing's imagination, driven by longing. I never thought it was really you."

The person who came was Yan Kongqing.

Eighty thousand years passed.

She had also changed out of her middle school-aged clothes with rulers printed all over them early on, and was now wearing a sky blue Taoist robe. She looked surprisingly young, and coupled with her beautiful face, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that she was in her twenties.

However, her particularly eye-catching, fiery and wild hair was completely inconsistent with her mature and steady status as a big shot in the world of immortal cultivation.

However, in the world of cultivating immortals, the most basic principle is not to judge a person by his appearance.

Yan Kongqing came closer, looked at Lu Zhiqiu's face carefully, pinched it with his hand, and said with emotion:

"Tsk tsk, I never thought I'd see you again after 80,000 years."

Lu Zhiqiu crossed his arms and asked back:

"I didn't expect to see you after 80,000 years."

"It seems that those old friends are all living a comfortable life. I remember that the lifespan of a cultivator in the Tribulation Crossing Stage is only about 50,000 years."

Yan Kongqing smoothed her hair that had been dyed fiery red and said with a pout:

"That's so old."

"Let's not talk about anything else, just take the Skeleton Taoist who was chasing you. He was only at the Void Refinement Realm, but he could actually live for tens of thousands of years. A mere evil cultivator could have such good fortune. We have all the resources of the world, and we can even beg for money from immortals and mortals from time to time. If he died early, it would be too useless."

Lu Zhiqiu looked at her hair and couldn't help asking:

"Did you learn this look from Dao Bu Gu?"

Yan Kongqing's eyes lit up:

"You know him, too?"

"Let me tell you, even though he was born tens of thousands of years later than me, he's incredibly talented and gifted. He's also the most famous image designer in our A-Region. It's a shame... I seem to be the only one who understands his design genius."

Lu Zhiqiu sighed softly:

"I see it."

"As I've walked along, I've seen everyone else act normal. Only you learned your hairstyle from him. Why doesn't your Liu Qingyuan do anything about it?"

Another voice came from behind Lu Zhiqiu:

"I would like to take care of it."

"But there's another person in my family who supports her. There are three of us in the family, so it's two to one. I can only submit to the majority."

Liu Qingyuan looked helpless and pointed at Yan Kongqing and his daughter in front of him.

Their daughter Xing'er smiled sweetly at Lu Zhiqiu. Her well-behaved appearance made Lu Zhiqiu really unable to imagine that she would actually appreciate Dao Bugu's kind of Shamatte aesthetic.

Lu Zhiqiu said "oh" meaningfully.

This family of three.

It's unexpectedly harmonious.

She didn't intend to dwell on her hairstyle for too long. Thinking back to what Yan Kongqing had just said about the immortal and mortal mouth, she had some vague guesses in her mind, but she still asked the two of them questions, hoping that they would explain.

Yan Kongqing waved his hand and said cheerfully:

"The Immortal-Mortal Entrance, as the name suggests, is the entrance connecting the Immortal Realm and the Luofu Realm."

"Let me start from the beginning."

"Back then, Senior Lu, you purified the gray fog in the three upper realms, and then it all dissipated under the angry attack of the Celestial Realm Heavenly Dao. At that time, we thought you were all sacrificed."

"Then, Luofu Tiandao came down and told us to practice hard, because the next period would be a golden period. The Immortal Realm Tiandao was seriously injured and would not attack us again. So we moved to the upper three domains and became the new generation of A-domain people."

"It's funny."

"In the beginning, we were so envious of the might of the First Domain, but then suddenly the Heavenly Dao descended and told us that the three upper domains were empty and that we should move in quickly, as the natural treasures and spiritual veins inside were already prepared."

Lu Zhiqiu also smiled.

It's like on Blue Star, the imperial capital suddenly becomes empty, and then someone comes to pull you in, telling you that education, medical care and other guarantees are all available, just waiting for you to move in with your bags and settle down as a Beijing resident.

"During these millennia, thanks to the Dao Realm you left behind and the resources allocated by the Heavenly Dao, we have grown rapidly and become the first group of Tribulation-crossing cultivators to deal with the fallen immortals of the Immortal Realm a thousand years later."

Lu Zhiqiu was curious:

"How does this resource tilt work?"

Yan Kongqing smiled and said:

"For example, upgrading our spirit veins, or giving us more elixirs to cleanse our essence and marrow..."

"Look at me. I was just an ordinary treasure body at first, but in those thousand years, I also became a Taoist body cultivator like you, Senior Lu. I am a Fire Virtue Taoist body, Qingyuan is a Hundred Clouds Taoist body, and our Xing'er is also a Shuoxing Taoist body."

Good guy.

Do you buy this product wholesale from the vegetable market?

Why didn't she catch up with the good times back then? She even spent the rewards from two reincarnation simulations of the Zhaoshi Book before she could upgrade to the Purple Moon Taoist Body.

Seeing the anger on Lu Zhiqiu's face.

Yan Kongqing patted her shoulder and continued:

"One day, perhaps after the Celestial Dao of the Immortal Realm recovered from its wounds, it once again entangled the Luofu Heavenly Dao, creating a loophole in the barrier outside the Luofu Realm. It sent down two fallen immortals. We were all overcoming the tribulation at the time, and the fight nearly killed us. Fortunately, the immortal-level sword light you left behind bought us a few thousand years."

Lu Zhiqiu at the beginning.

Indeed, in the Xiao family, the Yan League and the Dao Realm, she left her sword light as a trump card.

It seems.

This move was absolutely correct.

"Then, Yan sobered up."

"Under her leadership, we gradually developed combined attack formations, and were able to fight the fallen immortals who descended from the mortal world periodically. The days went by like this."

"There were several raids and large-scale attacks afterwards."

"But because we have more and more cards in our hand, it's not too difficult to deal with it."

"Our Luofu Realm has developed all the way to where we are today."

"Let's get back to the original topic."

"We've discovered that the fallen immortals from the immortal realm descend in a regular pattern. To conserve energy, eight out of ten times they arrive through the five weakest points in the boundary wall. These are what we often call the Immortal-Mortal Entrances, and they're constantly guarded by a group of Tribulation-Transcending Stage experts."

"And those of us who are transcending the tribulation aren't idle either. We're on standby as a mobile team. If any fallen immortals don't go through the immortal-mortal boundary, but instead descend through the more difficult boundary, we can quickly stop them."

Lu Zhiqiu understood.

She took a deep breath and said with emotion:

"No wonder many old friends aren't here, like Luo Guanhe and Xu Wangling... Are they all in Xianfankou?"

"Yes."

Yan Kongqing smiled and gave an affirmative answer.

Well.

It seems that the development of Luofu Community is better than she imagined.

At least when facing the fairy world, we are not completely powerless to fight back.

She had never heard of these things in Guiyu, which meant that the fallen immortals in the immortal world were all stopped and did not cause more turmoil in the Luofu world.

Lu Zhiqiu thought about it and asked curiously:

"Will the Heavenly Dao of the Immortal Realm not interfere with this?"

"Just like what he did to me back then, he finally couldn't stand it anymore and risked getting hurt and suffering backlash, but he still had to bypass Luofu Tiandao and unleash his terrifying attack."

Yan Kongqing stroked his fiery red hair and snorted:

"It's because you suffered a big loss last time."

"Later, Luofu Heavenly Dao became increasingly cautious and on guard, so the other side, the Immortal Heavenly Dao, naturally couldn't exploit their loopholes anymore."

It turned out to be the case.

"Could this Luofu Tiandao be the existence of people like you and me?"

Lu Zhiqiu touched his chin, thoughtfully.

"No, no, no, she has only gained a little intelligence. And with that little intelligence, she is not even as easy to talk to as a weapon spirit."

Such a description.

This reminded Lu Zhiqiu of her Baier Qinguan Sword, which also had spiritual power, but was not yet able to communicate fluently with others.

It seems that this is also the way of heaven.

After learning all the necessary information, Lu Zhiqiu relaxed and began to ask some unimportant questions.

such as……

How did they get this daughter?

"This... is actually a new method that Yan Qing and your other two beauties painstakingly researched three thousand years ago."

"As soon as it appeared in the world, it caused a huge sensation in the world of immortal cultivation."

"Many homosexuals have used this technique to give birth to their children. It has topped the Most Popular Techniques List for thirty consecutive years over the past few thousand years."

Lu Zhiqiu was speechless:

"Thirty years have passed...isn't there any new technique more popular than this?"

Yan Kongqing laughed and said:

“Indeed, no, but I almost didn’t get first place in the fourth session.”

"At that time, no one knew that the spell was created by Yan Qing and the others. Someone coveted the title and bribed the organizing committee to have his spell designated as the best."

"Of course, this caused strong indignation and doubt among everyone. How could such an obscure and useless technique achieve first place?"

"The reasons given by the selection committee are also ridiculous. They say, 'The authors of spells just need to focus on their research, but the organizing committee has a lot more to consider. When to nominate, how to promote the candidate spells, how to write about the humanistic significance of the spells...'"

"Therefore, the organizing committee has the right to screen and exclude spells. Spells related to same-sex reproduction cannot benefit all cultivators, so they are not recommended for participation in the selection."

Lu Zhiqiu smiled:

"That's a lame excuse. By analogy, healing methods can only benefit the wounded; cultivation methods often only benefit specific cultivators, such as fire-attributed techniques for those with fire spiritual roots..."

"And their explanation is particularly ridiculous."

Yan Kongqing nodded:

"Yes, so it sparked another major protest. Then someone with inside knowledge revealed the creator of the fertility technique, and no one dared to say a word. Every year, the crown for the selection was given to this same-sex fertility technique."

Lu Zhiqiu was amazed:

"The insider who broke the news, couldn't it be you, Sect Master Yan?"

Yan Kongqing coughed twice and looked away:

"Well... although I did a little work, the key to the problem is not me. The key to being ranked first, and for thirty consecutive years, lies with the person who created the technique..."

Lu Zhiqiu laughed.

Of course she understood that everyone was trying to save face for Xiao Yanqing and the others, although they probably wouldn't care about these minor fights.

then.

Yan Kongqing pinched Lu Zhiqiu's cheek again and raised his eyebrows.

"Speaking of which, Senior Lu, you should be able to guess why the three of them want to delve into this technique, right?"

Lu Zhiqiu coughed twice and said seriously:

"Let's change the subject. This kind of thing is not suitable for discussion in public."

Having children and stuff.

But it is not something to be considered now. At least it can be put on the agenda after everything is stable.

Moreover.