Immortal Cultivation Simulation, I'm Not a Bad Woman

"Everyone in this city knows that Commander Wu and Commander Gan of the Haitao Army are an enviable couple. When you first confirmed your relationship, many men of marriageable age in this city wept bitterly, saying their hearts were broken, two at once."

Xiao Yanqing searched through the memories in his mind before he realized what was going on.

It turns out that the two roles chosen by Master are also lovers in this world.

Seeing that Xiao Yanqing's guard had dropped a little, the Taoist priest introduced his talismans:

"How about it, do you want to see my talisman?"

"It's good quality and inexpensive, and it really works. I'm an authorized franchisee of [Glue Immortal]. Believe me, it's definitely not comparable to those street vendors."

Xiao Yanqing touched his chin and couldn't help asking the question that had been lingering in his mind for a while:

"Why is this immortal's Taoist name called [Dai Jiao]?"

The Taoist sighed:

"Because this immortal attained enlightenment too late, I originally planned to call him [Da Jiao Immortal], but a senior was already using it, so I changed it to [Da Jiao]."

The corner of Xiao Yanqing's mouth twitched:

"But in any case, the term 'glueing' doesn't have any profound meaning, does it?"

"If we can't use 'Da Jiao', do we have to use something else that sounds similar to it? Can't we just use another name?"

The Taoist laughed and said:

"Commander Gan doesn't know something."

"This immortal's name is 'Glue Da' because he's been fighting on the front lines for years, just like you. You're probably all familiar with those monsters. They're slimy, with strangely shaped tentacles, like chunks of meat held together by glue."

"So, when he couldn't use the [Da Jiao] anymore, he resorted to [Jiao] to demonstrate his determination to fight the monsters."

Xiao Yanqing finally understood this time.

Thinking back to the monsters I fought with Lu Zhiqiu before, they did have these characteristics.

Taoist Cang Ran seemed to have not finished speaking. Seeing Xiao Yanqing was lost in thought, he continued:

"There's another reason."

"This immortal's real name is [Da Jiao], which means [to be well-versed in both immortals and mortals, and to make many good friends]. So he wanted to use the same homophone for his Taoist name, which is why he first thought of [Da Jiao], and then changed it to [Da Jiao]."

Xiao Yanqing curled his lips and said:

"It seems his parents are more educated than him, and their real name is much better than his Taoist name."

Lu Zhiqiu was standing aside, trying to hold back his laughter.

She did not tell Xiao Yanqing what the meaning of "applying glue" was in her previous life's Blue Star, otherwise Xiao Yanqing would definitely have a 180-degree turn of attitude towards this immortal and classify him as a first-class rogue immortal.

then.

The master and disciple wandered around the city for a long time.

I tried the fairy cloud chicken from the fairy world, the candied haws sold by vendors in the Yuanying stage, and the [Eighteen Dishes of Fairy Haws] carefully developed by the fairy gourmets.

Both of them felt refreshed after eating.

Until you leave here and return to the gray fog of the upper three realms.

Xiao Yanqing still remembers this.

"I understand."

"No wonder you didn't seem that angry when I deliberately didn't let you have a good meal the night I came."

"So I can go to the fantasy world and have some special training every day!"

"Could it be that even Senior Zhixia doesn't know about this?"

Xiao Yanqing said angrily, with her hands on her hips.

Lu Zhiqiu scratched his head and explained awkwardly:

"Well... I can indeed taste delicious food in here, but it's all an illusion, it's fake."

"Although the food in the fairy world is delicious, it doesn't taste like home."

"The so-called thoughts of water shield and sea bass are probably like this. Only the taste of home is the most intimate and can make people feel happy and moved from the bottom of their hearts."

"As for you, Senior Zhixia..."

"She must know that these immortal corpses retain fragments of memory that can be read by others. After all, I have almost no secrets in front of her. But her soul is too weak to withstand this kind of illusion and acting, so she will have no chance to enjoy these delicacies."

"Didn't you see that the night you came, she was the one who picked up the food the fastest. Her hand speed was like that of an old lady who had been single for many years."

Xiao Yanqing said "oh".

Watching Lu Zhiqiu looking through the martial arts techniques, he stopped talking and practiced his own techniques obediently.

Lu Zhiqiu was very pleased to see that his apprentice was so well-behaved.

After all, role-playing is for them.

It is just a way to spice up the boring life, and at the same time give us a glimpse of the situation in the fairyland in the past.

Perhaps we can find out...the reason why the immortal world's way of heaven has fallen.

Of course, the possibility of this is almost zero.

If known.

Lu Zhixia had told her already.

It would be pointless for her to study something that even Lu Zhixia didn't know with her current strength.

Unless one day in the future she can go further than Lu Zhixia, then she will be able to discover things that even Lu Zhixia doesn't know.

She believed that this day would definitely come.

The Heavy Frost Shakes Off the Miasma and Clears the Smoke: Chapter 4: The Strange Lu Zhixia and the Threesome (k)

The end of a busy but happy day.

Lu Zhiqiu and Xiao Yanqing returned to Meiyoubujin City.

"Don't worry, Master. Before I entered the Gray Mist, I specially gathered all the chefs in Ding Territory. They worked overtime to prepare enough for us to eat for three years. To prevent us from getting tired of it, I also asked the head of the Sixth-Rank Huachu Sect—a Nascent Soul-level master who entered the Dao through cooking—to use all his life's knowledge to prepare 30,000 dishes."

"I can already smell the fragrance. It seems Senior Zhixia knew we were coming back and heated up the food in advance."

Xiao Yanqing walked on the street, took a deep breath, and a look of satisfaction appeared on her face, as if the exquisite delicacies were waving to her.

Lu Zhiqiu was not as optimistic as her. He just touched his chin and said carefully:

"Better so."

"But my intuition tells me that there might be some unexpected changes, so I suggest not to be too optimistic."

The two of them walked quickly back to the City Lord's Mansion.

Open the lobby door.

"Master, look, I was just wondering... where's my salted narcissus chicken? Why is there only the butt left?"

"And there's also the Wuling Plum Blossom Cake. Why is there only half a portion left of the plate that should have five? There are even teeth marks on it. Someone must have stolen some!"

"Oh right, this pig head is the head of a Divine Transformation-level pig demon that was specially captured by the old rhino from the Taixu Wanghe Sect. When the head of the Huachu Sect was cooking it, he could hardly cut it. It was the head of Luo Guanhe who came to help with the ingredients. Who is so cruel as to eat it all in one go until only the pig's snout is left?"

……

Xiao Yanqing lay on the table, looking at the delicious food she had carefully prepared with heartache.

There are only some leftovers.

I can't help but feel sad.

Lu Zhiqiu sighed, walked around the room, and finally saw Lu Zhixia sleeping soundly under the desk.

She snapped her fingers.

He used magic to conjure up a few pieces of broken ice, lifted up Lu Zhixia's clothes, and stuffed them into her back.

"Hiss, it's so cold. Which wicked guy is doing a sneak attack? He has no moral ethics."

Lu Zhixia got up in a panic, cursing.

I saw it was Lu Zhiqiu.

His angry look waned again, and he lowered his head, feeling a little embarrassed:

"Ah, you're back."

Lu Zhiqiu crossed his arms and snorted coldly:

"Yeah, if you don't come back soon, this meal will be eaten up by a female rat."

Lu Zhixia blushed and argued in a low voice:

"This...can't be blamed on me."

"Originally, I did want to heat up some food for you."

"But I've been trapped in the gray fog for years, in this desolate, barren land with barely a speck of oil to eat. Suddenly, a huge table of delicious food was placed before me. I couldn't resist, so I secretly ate a little."

Lu Zhiqiu pulled his other self to the table and pointed at the broken bones and meat:

"You call that a little bit?"

Lu Zhixia also knew that she was not in the right, so after holding it in for a long time, she just said:

"How can the things done by our elders be considered as stealing?"

At last.

It was Xiao Yanqing who stepped forward to save the situation. He took out new dishes from the storage ring, reheated them using magic, and placed them on the table.

"Forget it, what Senior Zhixia said makes sense."

"She's been suffering alone in Region A for so many years, it doesn't matter if she eats more."

Lu Zhixia nodded repeatedly:

"That's right, Xiao Yanqing is still very considerate."

"I've already eaten my fill, so I won't disturb you two from having dinner together. I'll be leaving first. Bye and see you tomorrow!"

Brush it.

Lu Zhixia slipped out while Lu Zhiqiu was not paying attention.

Lu Zhiqiu shook his head helplessly.

He sat down next to his little disciple and started eating.

"After eating snacks from the immortal world, I tried the delicacies of the human world. Although they lacked some of the immortal charm, the familiar smell of fireworks was just as moving."

Xiao Yanqing laughed:

"You are the only one who talks a lot."

"Speaking of which, how did you get to know Senior Zhixia? She seems very mysterious."

"It's clear that she was the one who set up the Sixty-Four Hexagrams Sky-Suppressing Curtain. The establishment of the Taixu Wanghe Sect, Bailiuxing Island, and other Dingyu Sects also had her influence. It's as if she had predicted the current situation from the very beginning. Yet, in our memory, her reputation has not spread."

Lu Zhiqiu put down his chopsticks and explained seriously:

"Because her existence is so special."

"She is so special that she cannot reveal herself too much to avoid being discovered by the mastermind. So even though she has done a lot for the Luofu Realm, outsiders don't even know her name."

Lu Zhixia carries the aura of two timelines.

If the Heavenly Dao of the Immortal Realm discovered this, even if he didn't understand the mystery, he would subconsciously think that this was a very strange existence, and it appeared in the Luofu Realm. Then he would either snatch Lu Zhixia to his side and study her slowly, or destroy her directly.

There is no way she could stay safely in the Luofu Realm.

As for Luofu Tiandao...

Who knows? Maybe Lu Zhixia and Luofu Tiandao have some agreement. After all, Lu Zhixia should have met Luofu Tiandao in her timeline. It is possible that she has some token in her hand, allowing the Luofu Tiandao in this world to cooperate with her to cover for her.

After a pause, Lu Zhiqiu continued: