Immortal Cultivation Simulation, I'm Not a Bad Woman

"Anyway, I've already kissed you. Now, can you give me the tribulation-transcending methods of each sect?"

Lu Zhixia said:

"You're so impatient."

"I don't know if some things require foreplay, otherwise it's too hasty and the experience is not good."

Lu Zhiqiu was so angry that his teeth itched:

"You guy."

"I really don't understand how a girl as prudish and serious as me could have developed a personality like yours in my previous life."

Lu Zhixia shrugged:

“The present self is composed of every moment of the past.”

"It's normal that you and I have different personalities."

"Besides... are our personalities really that different? Not necessarily. You have a lot of bad tastes in your heart, but you just don't usually have the chance to express them. I'm already dead, and you're not allowed to be a little more presumptuous?"

Her words were like the devil's whispers, and Lu Zhiqiu almost thought he was such a person.

Lu Zhiqiu quickly turned his head away and said calmly:

"Are you going to give it to me or not? If not, I'll go and comprehend the immortal arts. I don't want to bother with you."

Seeing this, Lu Zhixia felt embarrassed to tease him any further and took out a storage ring from her bosom:

"Aren't they just a few books on how to transcend tribulation? Here they are, all for you."

"Here is a complete set of inheritances from the three upper realms. I secretly collected them all before the gray fog descended."

"In addition to the Tribulation Transcendence Method, I have also collected some relatively unique Mahayana methods, such as the unique Quasi-Heng Sect."

"There's also the Juhuang Sect, which follows the path of medical immortality but specializes in anorectal medicine..."

Lu Zhiqiu couldn't help but interrupt:

"I know the Zhunheng Sect. I passed by it on the way here and even visited the small world inside it."

"But what the hell is this Chrysanthemum Emperor Gate behind?"

Lu Zhixia shook his head in disdain:

"Young people still have little experience."

"You might not know this, but the bigwigs in Domain A are all living in luxury, often needing to ask the Chrysanthemum Emperor to come to their homes for treatment. Some of their stories are unbelievable even to me, an old antique who survived the previous timeline and prides myself on being knowledgeable."

Lu Zhiqiu remained silent.

Ok.

It seems that her understanding of the world of immortal cultivation is too limited. As expected, learning never ends, and there is still a lot for her to understand...

then.

Lu Zhixia warned again seriously:

"Although you already have my immortal method, I didn't borrow from these when I first started. If you take them as a reference, it will strengthen your foundation. Moreover, when the gray fog dissipates in the future, it will be a good thing for you to preach to the immortal world again."

Lu Zhiqiu took the ring.

Nod heavily.

……

Three months flew by.

When Lu Zhiqiu first started to clear out the immortal corpses, he was curious and cautious.

But this repeated for three months, and every day he had to guard the 120 Qinguan swords and fight against the primitive gray energy on the immortal corpse. Even Lu Zhiqiu, who was very patient, felt that this life was too boring.

But fortunately, there were still immortal techniques and methods of overcoming tribulations from other sects for her to read.

Life is quite fulfilling.

this day.

Lu Zhiqiu had just woken up from her deep contemplation of the immortal arts when she saw Lu Zhixia squatting in front of her, holding her cheeks with her hands, blinking her clear eyes, and looking at her with a smile.

"You, you, you, what are you going to do?"

"I'm telling you, I'm a married woman, so don't have any bad thoughts."

Lu Zhiqiu quickly stepped back, crossed his arms, and looked alert.

Lu Zhixia curled her lips and said:

"What's there to be nervous about?"

"I might know better than you how much flesh is on a certain part of your body, or how deep a certain spot is."

Lu Zhiqiu gritted his teeth:

"That's why there's a saying: 'You can guard against thieves day and night, but you can't guard against thieves in your own home.'"

Lu Zhixia waved her hand and stopped talking nonsense with her:

"Stop, I didn't come with you today to argue about this."

"I have a gift for you."

Lu Zhiqiu uttered a soft "eh", somewhat puzzled:

"What other gifts can be given in the gray fog?"

“First, there is no scenery, and second, there is no delicious food. It is a completely deformed world.”

Lu Zhixia smiled mysteriously:

"If I say there is, then there is. Let's head west now. We should be able to see it within three hours."

Lu Zhiqiu snorted:

"Just leave."

"I want to see what tricks you can come up with in this godforsaken place."

Lu Zhiqiu paused the purification of the immortal corpse in front of him, drew out the Baier Qinguan sword and held it in his hand.

Lu Zhixia joked:

"I can also block the gray fog. Isn't it okay to leave the sword here and continue working?"

Lu Zhiqiu shook his head:

"I'm used to keeping my sword with me."

Lu Zhixia didn't say anything else, shrugged and let her go.

……

soon.

The two of them had already walked for two hours.

"I've walked so far and haven't even seen a bird. Are you kidding me?"

Lu Zhiqiu wiped the sweat from his forehead and couldn't help asking.

Lu Zhixia pointed ahead and said unhappily:

"Can't you be more patient?"

"When I was your age, I could sit alone in the gray fog for three years without moving. Sigh, young people nowadays are so impetuous..."

Lu Zhiqiu was speechless.

This Lu Zhixia, relying on his seniority, lectures me in an adult tone every day.

They have clearly traveled through time.

But it made Lu Zhiqiu feel as if he was still alive on Blue Planet.

Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with her.

Lu Zhiqiu continued to explore forward in the gray fog, while concentrating his mind and observing any movement around him.

suddenly.

She actually heard faint sounds of fighting coming from a certain direction.

Chapter 4: Master and Disciple Reunited and Lu Zhixia Provokes Trouble (5k)

In the gray fog.

After hearing the sound of fighting, Lu Zhiqiu quickly flew over there.

She had a vague premonition that the person who broke into the gray fog must be related to her, or in other words, was here to find her.

After a few breaths.

Lu Zhiqiu arrived at the scene of the fight.

Seeing the familiar figure, her heart skipped a beat, and her voice became three degrees higher in pitch:

"How did you come?"

This person in front of me.

It was her apprentice who stayed in Dingyu - Xiao Yanqing.

Without waiting for her to reply.

Lu Zhiqiu immediately rushed forward and knocked the Nascent Soul-level fallen cultivator who was fighting with Xiao Yanqing apart with one punch.

This level of decline.

It might be tricky for Xiao Yanqing, but for Lu Zhiqiu, it was not even enough to loosen his muscles and bones.

The master and the disciple stood opposite each other.

Xiao Yanqing's cheeks were puffed with anger. She threw Lu Zhiqiu to the ground and rubbed her hard:

"You have the nerve to ask."

"Why did you knock me out and leave me alone in Dingyu? Do you want to take Mei Meimei away with you? Do you despise me for not being as talented as her and think that having her as your girlfriend will give you more face?"

Lu Zhiqiu quickly begged for mercy:

"What are you talking about? How is this possible?"

"I only love you in this life. I swear to God, you cannot slander your master so casually."

"I didn't let you come to Region A because I was worried about the complicated situation there and that I wouldn't be able to take good care of you all the time. Leaving you in Region D just shows that I value you more, am more worried about you, and don't want anything to happen to you."

Xiao Yanqing snorted twice.

Of course she understood this truth, but she just couldn't accept it emotionally.

So he vented his anger on Lu Zhiqiu and pinched her all over. Only then did he finally feel satisfied to get back at her. He brushed off the dust on his body and got up from the ground.

"Oh my, young people are really full of energy."

"Is it done? If not, I can hide further away and help you keep watch. I will definitely not let any messy fallen cultivators ruin your good deeds."

Xiao Yanqing was startled.

I quickly turned around and saw a very beautiful older sister walking out of the gray fog with a smile on her face.

Xiao Yanqing looked at Lu Zhiqiu, put his hands on his hips and cursed:

"Okay, you bastard, I have a beautiful girl in a golden house, and you're hiding her in the gray fog. You're really rebellious!"

Lu Zhiqiu stood up with a dark face:

"This is nothing."

"I've finally noticed. You have a strange aura about you, the same as the magical aura that protected Mei Meimei from the gray fog. You were able to pass through the gray fog smoothly because of this aura, right?"

Xiao Yanqing answered subconsciously:

"Yes, that's right. Mei Meimei found me as soon as she returned to Dingyu."

"She told me she could help me enter Area A to find you, and then she gave me a talisman. With this talisman, I was able to stay clear of the gray fog and successfully avoid many high-level fallen cultivators."

Lu Zhiqiu pointed at Lu Zhixia and sighed: