Naruto: Starting from Tsunade-san.

She can't take it away if Qing Zhi doesn't give it to her.

Jiraiya suddenly said: "Yes."

In my impression, I almost never saw Tsunade using shuriken. The shuriken she carried on her body was more of a decoration.

"You know Tsunade quite well." He sighed.

Qingzhi sighed helplessly: "You don't even know who it is. She often cooks for her and acts as her cook. Oh, no, cook, she likes sweet food or spicy food. I don't know. Still waiting."

Tsunade:……

In fact, not only Tsunade, Aokiji often cooks for Orochimaru and Jiraiya.

Orochimaru and Jiraiya are both orphans, and there is no one at home to cook for them, so they often come to Aoji's house to eat.

Of course, this is not free. The three of them have to pay for food or bring ingredients.

It is true that cooking is a hobby, but Qing Pheasant is not generous enough to let these three people eat and drink for free.

Aoki said with a smile: "Well, forget it, after all, the house is too deserted. Sometimes I still like to have a few more people at home, which makes it more lively. Whether it is Tsunade, Jiraiya and Orochimaru, they can often come to my house to reward me. I’m still quite happy.”

Tsunade was a little embarrassed. She was not used to Aokiji suddenly speaking so formally, as if it were a confession. For a moment, she spoke awkwardly: "W-what? It sounds so embarrassing to say such things suddenly. .Since you don’t like someone, why don’t you make more friends.”

After getting along with each other, Tsunade found that Aokiji was actually easy to get along with, but she didn't know why she didn't seem to have many friends. She was full of friends, and including the three of them, she didn't seem to have many friends.

"Because I'm afraid of death."

"fear death?"

Tsunade was very confused. What does inviting classmates to her home have to do with fear of death?

Qingzhi continued: "To be precise, I am afraid that if my classmates die, I will be sad."

After saying this, Tsunade became even more confused: "You guy, you only speak half a sentence at a time. Can you finish it in one go?"

If I don't say this, how can I appear to be of high character...

Aoki sighed: "Students in our class, if nothing else, will become ninjas after graduation."

"What is the problem?"

"It's a big problem, okay? Ninja is a high-risk profession. It's not surprising that there was no one to collect the body when he died in that corner that day.

"People are animals that seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Since I know this premise, then I will try my best not to have too many feelings with my classmates. In this way, even if I unfortunately receive the news that they died that day, I will not Sad, because those people are just passers-by in a long life to me. I should still eat, drink, and sleep until dawn."

Orochimaru's pupils trembled slightly when he heard this, and Aokiji's words almost spoke out his heart.

He had a deep understanding of this, and that was what he thought and did at the beginning.

Orochimaru doesn't like to talk and keeps away from strangers, but he is not born like this, he just doesn't want to feel the pain of loss.

Sure enough, only Aoji-kun can reach the depths of Orochimaru's soul.

Orochimaru sighed sincerely in his heart.

Tsunade didn't understand: "But since according to you, gaining means losing, then why do you still want to be friends with me, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru?"

Qing Pheasant sighed: "Because I am human..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 25 Jiraiya is a genius

Tsunade was stunned: "Human?"

"Human beings are not grass and trees. How can we be ruthless? If we really continue to live in this way, then the long life will be too gloomy. I think my dead relatives will not be willing to see this. For this reason, I also need to follow Normal people have friends who will accompany me throughout my long life. And you three are my chosen friends."

Non-vegetation, ruthless Practice makes perfect.

Orochimaru chewed these words carefully, not only sighing with emotion.

Mr. Qing Pheasant is really talented.

Just a few words from his mouth actually made him gain a lot.

In fact, in Orochimaru's eyes, Aokihiko sleeps all day long in school. This is definitely not laziness as described by outsiders, but because he is too smart to be interested in anything.

Selected?

Tsunade was in a fog: "What do you mean?"

"As I said, people are animals that seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Since I can't stop the classmates around me from becoming ninjas and seeking death, then I have to select the people who are most likely to survive during the mission to be my friends. After my observation, you three should be the three most talented students in this class besides me.

"If nothing unexpected happens, the strength of the three of you should be very strong in the future, and naturally the probability of death during missions will be relatively low.

"Of course, the premise is that you guys get along well with me. If you can't play with me, I won't have in-depth communication with you and treat you as a friend."

After hearing this, the three of them had some insights.

First of all, Jiraiya was very happy.

He has been a loser since he was a student, and people around him laughed at him as a fool.

He didn't want to admit it, but Jiraiya actually knew his level better than anyone else. He never expected that the genius Aokiji would recognize him so much.

Orochimaru suddenly became enlightened and finally understood the reason why Aokiji deliberately approached him that day. As for the impure motives, this was nothing to Orochimaru. Instead, he saw Aochiji's frankness and his sincerity in not hiding it. He treats him as a friend.

Tsunade, like Orochimaru, didn't worry about Aokiji's impure motives. She could play with Aokiji, but her own motives were not that pure. She was greedy for the food he cooked, but she had gone from shallow to deep. In-depth communication eventually evolved into good friends.

However, there is one thing she is not sure about:

"It does make sense to say that, but if that's the case, why does Jiraiya catch your eye? He can play with you. I admit this. After all, you two are big perverts. The stench is the same when they work together."

Qing Pheasant:......

Jiraiya:......

"But as you said, there is a prerequisite for you to choose a friend, and that is to have high ninja talent. Forgive me, I really can't see that this guy Kiraiya has any talent as a ninja. It can be said that except His shortcomings are useless. He was an obvious trap in Teacher Yuan Fei's test. No matter how you look at it, he is the kind of guy who dies during the mission. This is far different from your standards."

Tsunade made a reasonable analysis, almost analyzing the color of Jiraiya's underwear, which made him very embarrassed.

"Hey, Tsunade, you're being too much when you say that to me."

Jiraiya was very depressed. He didn't expect that he would be such a piece of shit among Tsunade's subordinates, but when he thought about it carefully, he really was like this...

Aoki said: "You underestimate Jiraiya too much."

Jiraiya looked at him with an moved expression: "Aoji..."

"Well, everything you said is right."

Jiraiya:......

Tsunade laughed and said, "Let me tell you, maybe you lowered your selection criteria just because you smell the same as Jiraiya."

"I'm not someone who lowers my merit selection standards for this reason. It makes sense for Jiraiya to be my friend." Qingzhi said indifferently: "Haven't you ever thought about it, the one with the best grades in the class? Okay, you and Orochimaru, why did you team up with the crane tail in the class?"

Tsunade took it for granted: "Isn't it to balance strength?"

Aoki shook his head: "You think it's too simple. If it's just about balancing strength, then one of you and Orochimaru should be assigned to another team in exchange for a mid-level teammate.

"There are three levels: upper, middle and lower. This is what you call the balance of strength, but obviously the result is not like this. I remember you said that your mentor Hiruzen Sarutobi is a disciple of the Second Hokage, so I guess the strength is between The village is also one of the best, so the question is, you, Orochimaru, and Sarutobi Hiruzen are all the best, why do you want to put a crane tail Jiraiya?"

Tsunade thought for a moment, looked at Jiraiya who was looking confused, and said with great reluctance: "Is this guy a hidden genius?"

Qing Pheasant shrugged: "Otherwise..."

What?

Am I a genius?

Jiraiya was confused and scratched his head.

This is the first time in his life that someone calls him a genius.

I do not know how?

This feeling is like a young man who is used to living a hard life, and suddenly one day his poor father tells himself: My son, your father and I are actually a super rich second generation, and the money I own can circle the earth.

I have raised you poor for so many years just to train you and let you know the pragmatic spirit of enduring hardship and standing hard work. Now the time is ripe and it is time to tell you.

At this moment, Jiraiya couldn't say how happy he was. He couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh wildly: "Wow haha, I knew it, I knew it, I am a genius. As expected, Toad Immortal will not deceive me. Who else would be the son of destiny than me?"

Seeing Jiraiya being so arrogant, Tsunade felt as if she had a fly in her mouth. She looked at Aoji with a questioning look in her eyes, as if to say: "Aoji, please tell me, this was all a joke. Right?

Aoki smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, in a sense, Jiraiya is indeed a genius, because he has something that none of the three of us have. And this thing is closely related to the most important talent of a ninja."

"Qingzhi, you are really my soulmate, I really love you to death. Mua~"

"Go away, I'm not interested in men." Aoji pushed away Jiraiya who was approaching him with a look of disgust.

"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm so excited." Jiraiya rubbed his hands excitedly: "Tell me, what talents do I have that are unknown to others? Why don't I know."

"Lawful."

"what?"

Jiraiya's smile instantly froze.

Perhaps it wasn't obvious enough, so Qingzhi deliberately added in a serious tone: "And he's very lustful."

Jiraiya:

The eyes that looked at Qing Zhi seemed to be saying, are you kidding me?

Tsunade smiled so radiantly that she couldn't even look up.

Orochimaru covered his mouth and snickered.

Aokiji said seriously: "I'm not kidding." The three of them: "Uh..."

Aoki continued: "Jiraiya is very lustful. This is a shortcoming and an advantage."

Tsunade was extremely speechless, lust was one of the advantages of being a hairball.

She even suspected that Qingzhi was talking nonsense seriously and was happy to find Jiraiya.

"Aokiji, you are not kidding me."

Jiraiya is somewhat self-aware. He admits that he is lustful, but he is not shameless enough to say that lust has something to do with ninja talent, and that it is the most important ninja talent.

Aokiji said seriously, "I'm not kidding, I'm serious. Jiraiya has a huge chakra potential, and this chakra may be more than me, Tsunade, and Orochimaru combined."

Jiraiya has the potential to be at level 10, and it is really possible that he has more chakra than the three of them combined.

he.

Just him?

Orochimaru and Tsunade looked at Jiraiya at the same time, disbelief written all over their faces.

Being questioned by the two, Jiraiya raised his voice to bolster his authority: "What? Am I not capable of this?"

Tsunade shook her head: "I don't believe it."

Orochimaru echoed, "I don't believe it either."

Jiraiya shouted loudly: "Hey, you guys! That's enough, am I really that bad in your eyes?"

Orochimaru and Tsunade voted in favor at the same time.

Jiraiya:......

He looked at Aokiji with hope in his eyes.

No matter what I say, those two guys won’t believe it. At this time, I might as well hand the “microphone” to my best friend and let him make the decision for me.

Aokiji smiled and said, "You should still remember what chakra is made of."

Orochimaru nodded: "Chakra generally refers to the product of an equal mixture of spiritual energy and physical energy. Am I right, Aokiji-kun?"

"Yes, if you know the components of chakra, then you only need to do a simple reverse deduction to roughly know what kind of person has a large amount of chakra. If you want to increase your own chakra, you can mainly increase it from these two aspects."

"Tsunade and I are typical examples of powerful physical and mental energy. This is due to the unique nature of our families.

"The Uchiha clan is born with strong spiritual energy, while the Senju clan is born with strong physical energy. Therefore, the chakra of our two clans is much better than that of ordinary people."

Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya: "In other words, you mean that Jiraiya also has strong mental power or strong physical energy~"

Aokiji agreed, "Yes."

Tsunade didn't understand, "But what does this have to do with lust?"

Aokiji laughed and said, "Because lustful people tend to secrete more male hormones."

"What is testosterone?"