After Boqi moved into my closet, the quiet life is gone forever

Post the live broadcast link on the first floor of the post and wait for the results to appear.

……

In a rental house in China, a v87 who had just got off work and was exhausted by work just returned to his room.

His body was lying on the bed as if it had fallen apart.

"Ah... I'm so tired... Damn it. We were supposed to have the post-00s clean up the workplace, but why is Team Leader B such a jerk? The new post-00s shouldn't just take him down! He made a mistake by not understanding the instructions from above and got scolded, but he takes it out on us. I really want to find a new job, otherwise I'll be wiped out sooner or later under his supervision... I'm starving, so I'll order some takeout fried chicken first."

After taking out the phone and ordering takeout.

While waiting for the takeaway to be delivered, I have already started looking for a live broadcast to watch while eating.

After browsing around,

"Oh, so boring. There's nothing good about the national V videos lately. I'm tired of them. Forget it, I'll go to the forum to have some fun..."

"The voice is exactly the same as Hayami Saori? Damn, you actually dared to use my favorite sister Saori to make fun of me. What a hype dog! Just wait and see if I scold you or not!"

I habitually replied with a "hype hook"

Then, feeling unsatisfied, I planned to go to the live broadcast room and curse a few times to vent my anger about what happened today.

The sound of the live broadcast had not yet been heard, but he had already typed out greetings to the host's family. However, he had typed too much and exceeded the limit of what could be sent. He had to let go of his hands temporarily and think about which combination of words could break the defense of this host who had never heard of the voice.

"If you do things carelessly, you'll eventually become as hopeless as the guy next door named [Sandwich Sauce]. What other Chinese characters can't you pronounce? You can't even pronounce this one... From now on, I'll give you 30 minutes of private Chinese lessons every day after dinner."

"Wow...that...is."

Listening to the voice conversation coming from the live broadcast room.

v87 In an instant, he couldn't speak or walk anymore.

I am the only one who has the lip shape.

"This voice...isn't it exactly the same as Hayami Saori? The other voice also sounds familiar, I forgot who it is. But this is definitely Hayami Saori!"

Quickly jump back to the previous post and reply below.

"Really? This isn't hype! I seriously suspect Saori-san is short of money and is trying to make some extra cash on Bilibili!"

Due to Pochi’s weak speaking skills, the virtual anchor’s skin and the person speaking have been misunderstood.

……

Just as Xueshita was conducting the literacy class, the number of people in the live broadcast room began to gradually increase, and the word spread from one to ten, and from ten to a hundred.

It has become a rumor that Saori Hayami came to Bilibili to be a VTB.

"Wow, wow, wow, why are there so many people?"

When Boqi was receiving literacy education, he was distracted and looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, which began to scroll rapidly.

"Ok?"

Yukinoshita also noticed the situation in the live broadcast room. Originally, she thought it didn't matter if no one was watching, so she used this time to educate her again.

Since someone had arrived, Yukinoshita didn't want to steal the show, so she stood up and prepared to leave Pochi, letting her concentrate on the live broadcast, and walked out of the house.

"Hi everyone~, I'm so happy to have so many Chinese bunnies gathered here~~"

[Could it be that I'm actually quite talented enough to have so many people come at once? Hehehe~~~]

But a bunch of people started posting "?"

After a while, I started posting "Who the hell are you?"

Of course, Pochi didn't understand at all.

I just remembered Chaoyang’s advice before the live broadcast.

"Ah B's viewers often post incomprehensible comments. Just ignore them, they don't really mean anything."

[I don't understand what the question marks mean. Maybe you don't know me well enough and want to know more about me.]

"Um... I'm Tuwa Yukino. Today I want to chat with you all... and show off my talents! I'm pretty good at guitar... um, sort of."

After all, the average user of Bilibili is not N1, and most people still don’t understand what Boqi is talking about.

Although most of them came for Saori-sister, but they heard Pochi's soft and timid speaking style.

I also gradually started to feel good.

I also think that it is because Pochi attaches importance to the setting of skin.

"I've found a treasure trove of VTB! Here comes a great simultaneous interpreter!"

Many live broadcast viewers forwarded the video.

In reality, Chaoyang ran outside the house and saw that the effect of his drainage was so good that he squatted in the corner and laughed.

"Some people have already started boarding the ship~~ Looks like we're really going to make some money. ... I'm thinking about where to buy a house~"

"You're laughing so happily...why not translate the meaning of those messages for me~Su Jun."

But someone didn't know when Xuexia, with a fake smile on her face, appeared behind Chaoyang.

76. Closing business!

"You...if Goto-san knew that those listeners weren't there for her, she'd be devastated. What on earth are you planning to write, you idiot..."

Yukinoshita asked Chaoyang to translate the barrage from one to ten.

After only hearing half of it, Yukinoshita began to have a severe headache.

I didn't expect that so many people would suddenly come to see her.

"Doing unnecessary things..."

"No, it's not superfluous. It's just an artificial opportunity. This is no longer the era where you can just go anywhere. If good things don't find a way to show up, they will be drowned out by inferior products."

It is obvious that this statement is inconsistent with Yukinoshita's values.

"That's why I need to improve myself even more, to the point where I don't need to rely on this kind of fake traffic to attract attention. But... I'm tired. Anyway, you must have your own twisted ideas, right?"

Yukinoshita refused to continue the conversation with Chaoyang, leaned against the wall, took out her mobile phone and started watching Pochi's live broadcast.

"...Come to think of it, did you miss some translations just now?"

"Uh……"

Chaoyang did automatically filter out the abusive abstractions when translating just now.

After thinking about it, Chaoyang simply explained it in a more gentle way.

"Yeah, it's just some vulgar language. After all, many people who watch live broadcasts just want to relieve stress and escape reality."

"..."

After listening to Chaoyang's explanation, Yukinoshita said nothing more.

Continue looking down at your phone.

Pochi continued to play the guitar by himself. When he played the emotional part, due to the lack of interaction, he began to sing unconsciously as if he was recording playing the guitar. However... it seemed that he also inherited the setting of the original work and his singing was not very good.

But it’s not uncommon for people to sing badly in V, so I didn’t get scolded for it.

……

The originally scheduled one-hour B limit has passed, but Pochi has completely fallen into his own world and the atmosphere has completely turned into guitar practice.

The barrage also began to wonder what was going on and raised questions.

"Is this a real person playing it?" "Is it just the background music playing to kill time? The skin hasn't moved much."

Then they began to leave the live broadcast room.

Although Chaoyang didn't mind Pochi doing a long live broadcast, the room was so small that he needed to eat inside.

"Yukinoshita, please go into the room and remind Pochi-chan to get off the air. I'm afraid I might make some noise and the audience might hear it, which would be bad."

“…Haha…I see.”

Yukinoshita took off her headphones and sighed helplessly.

He opened the door and walked into the house.

“…It’s almost time to end the broadcast…”

The moment Yukinoshita spoke.

The barrage of comments started boiling again.

"She appeared!" "It's really Sister Saori!" "Say a few more words."

After being reminded by Yukinoshita, Pochi finally remembered to go off the air.

"Ahhh~ Sorry, is it already this time? ... Uh, that's it... Thank you all for watching! That's all for today. Thank you everyone, good night [Chinese]"

Pochi hurriedly said his goodbyes and cut off the live stream, leaving behind only the empty comments that were triggered by Yukinoshita's words.

Standing outside in the morning sun, he saw that the live broadcast signal on his phone had disappeared, so he happily walked inside.

No matter what, it started off strong.

"Pochi did a great job! If the live broadcast score is out of 100, I can give you 99 points! I'll also deduct one point from you to make you proud."

Pochi, who was still packing up his guitar and laptop in the house, immediately touched the back of his head and looked embarrassed, but also very happy.

"Hehehe~ I, I'm not that amazing~ I just said a few words casually, and suddenly so many people are watching~ Hehehe~~~. Next time, if I take it seriously, there should be more people!"

"Ahaha, confidence is a good thing, but if you want to make a living at this, you need more skills, like finding topics to talk about when you have a conversation."

"Um... Chaoyang... Actually, I've always been curious... Did the Chinese audience understand what I just said?"

"That's a good question. They probably didn't understand. It's true that some of them can speak Japanese, but not many. Don't worry, someone will help you when the time comes."

"opportunity?"

Pochi didn't understand what Chaoyang meant.

Chaoyang actually wanted to try to be a simultaneous interpreter at the beginning.

After translating just a few sentences, Chaoyang found it wasn't quite working. Logically, Chaoyang's Japanese had improved considerably, thanks to his close interactions with the beautiful girls. His accent had also improved significantly. However, simultaneous interpretation proved challenging. After a few attempts, he still struggled. He had to translate the Japanese meaning he understood in his head back into Chinese, and then send it out using the appropriate Chinese vocabulary. This challenge tested not only his Japanese proficiency but also his cultural understanding of Chinese.

For Chaoyang, the difficulty is at least much higher than getting a full score in N1. After all, he had scored more than 1 points before N160.

"Let's not worry about the live broadcast for now. It's break time now. Sandwich Sauce went to buy groceries and it's almost time to change back. ... It's strange that he went there before the live broadcast, so why hasn't he returned yet?"

Chaoyang recalled the time when Sandwich Sauce went out.

"...Is this guy going to play Shotgun again?"

Speak of the devil and he will appear. When Chaoyang was making malicious speculations about Sandwich Sauce, Sandwich Sauce came back with a plastic bag.

“It’s just that good dishes need to be carefully selected!”

Sandwich Sauce seemed to have heard what Chaoyang said, and took out the ingredients from the plastic bag.

"...Sandwich sauce, I told you to buy steak... Why are these three boxes... all chicken... And it's imported frozen chicken, with the discount labels still on them..."

"Ah~~ Doesn't Pinky like fried chicken nuggets? So after thinking it over, I decided to buy three boxes of chicken nuggets to celebrate for Pinky. Haha, don't thank me~~."

Chaoyang was certain that she had spent all the money on playing pellet games, and used the rest to buy chicken in an attempt to get away with it.

77. Pochi was bombarded with private messages!

Chaoyang slowly placed his hand on Sandwich's shoulder, who was sweating profusely.

Sandwich had already closed her eyes and was waiting for Chaoyang's punishment.

[Damn it! I thought I could make a killing, and I was already planning on buying them A5 Wagyu.]

I felt no apology at all and was still complaining about the poor performance of the pinball machine today.

"Haha, never mind..."

Sandwich, who closed his eyes and waited for death, felt the hand on his shoulder loosen, and then heard Chaoyang say "forget it" in a tone as if there was nothing he could do to him.

"Ok?"

I opened my eyes and saw Chaoyang turning and walking into the house.