After Boqi moved into my closet, the quiet life is gone forever

"Don't lie. Doesn't this video exist? Even if it can be recorded, it still doesn't explain why it hasn't been circulated around the world."

"The existence of this video is the key to proving the growing severity of the problem. This video was created by a character in the original work, using magic to simulate the technology of a modern camera. She knew she didn't belong in this world and felt she was disturbing the peace of reality, so she helped us quell the situation. It had originally disappeared from our archives with the resolution of the incident six years ago. ...But! A few days ago, this videotape appeared out of nowhere in our archives. After investigation, we discovered that the center of the incident was you, Mr. Su."

"Uh……"

Hearing this, Chaoyang stood up with a frown. Although he felt that the other party would not hurt him, he was still afraid that there might be a situation where the other party would ask the gentleman to die for the sake of the overall situation.

[I wonder if this body can catch a bullet with its bare hands.]

While her mind was wandering, Kikuchihara Mei said to Chaoyang.

"Please don't misunderstand us. We have no intention of doing anything to you. In fact, nothing we do will make the situation better; it might even make it worse. We want you to help the fantasy characters living in your home live well in this world."

"what?"

15. The main mission is known!

Early in the morning, Chaoyang returned to the shabby apartment groggily, holding a plastic bag in his hand.

Open the door and take off your shoes before entering.

"Hey, you're back! Did you buy me anything to eat?"

It was rare for Sandwich to get up so early in the morning, but Chaoyang still noticed the faint dark circles under her eyes.

"Well, I'm sorry I didn't buy it. Let's do this."

Chaoyang took out his wallet and gave her ten thousand yuan.

"Here, this is your pocket money."

Sandwich Sauce was stunned when he looked at the 10,000 yen in his hand.

"...You're not planning to commit suicide because you owe a loan shark! This demon won't allow that. That's just how much you owe. I've owed 300 kyo (a unit after trillion) yen, hahahaha."

Patting Chaoyang's shoulder, comforting Chaoyang in a strange way.

"No such thing. I'll explain it to you later. I'm very tired, so I'm going to bed first. You go buy some groceries. I should catch up on some sleep. I plan to skip class today, so please don't make any noise at home."

"Tsk~, I don't know where you've been fooling around. ...By the way, what's that in your hand? Let me see."

As Sandwich Sauce spoke, his hand unconsciously reached over.

"You mean this? I bought a gift for you and Pochi."

Chaoyang just remembered that he was holding something in his hand, and immediately took out a white box from the plastic bag and handed it to Sandwich Sauce.

"A hand, a cell phone, or two? You're not really going to borrow money from a loan shark, are you?"

Looking at the phone box in my hand, although it is not the latest model, it should have cost tens of thousands of dollars.

"I bought it secondhand, but it's 9% new. The card is already inserted in it. You can use it."

"..."

Sandwich was stunned again, and without saying a word, he started to touch Chaoyang's body with his hands.

"The liver is still there, and the kidneys are still there. So... おちんちん (Second brother)!"

"Snapped!"

The moment Sandwich suddenly pulled open Chaoyang's crotch, Chaoyang kicked her and the door out of the door.

"Fix the door for me before I wake up!"

After saying that, Chaoyang continued to walk into the house.

Sandwich Sauce, with a look of pain on his face, was hanging on the guardrail, swaying and muttering to himself.

"But, damn it, I was just checking to see if your organs had been sold."

Inside the house, Pochi was also awake, with dark circles under his eyes.

"Ah... Good morning."

"Well, good morning, Pochi-chan. This is the phone I bought for you and Sandwich-chan. The cards are already checked in. ...There are some other things, but I'm a little sleepy now. I'll tell you when I wake up."

Pochi took the phone and became happy for a moment, but then his face immediately showed uneasiness.

"Really, is it really okay? Before, before was the guitar, now it's my hands, my phone..."

[Chaoyang doesn't look like a wealthy person... Why is he suddenly like this? Are you really planning to make me a prostitute like the Evil God said? No, no, no, no one will like me like this... right?]

"Didn't I tell you? I'll let you return it to me later. Don't think too much about it."

"Ah...um..."

[But how can I pay it back? Even if I were to work, I wouldn’t be able to do it… I should go search to see if there’s a place that sells organs o(╥﹏╥)o]

Chaoyang's eyelids were drooping and he no longer had the energy to speak. With his last bit of willpower, he made the bed and fell asleep on the floor.

"what……"

It scared Pochi directly.

[Chao, Chaoyang, will everything be okay? ]

Pochi used her hand to check Chaoyang's breath and found that he was still panting. He must have just fallen asleep. After worrying about her all night, she also felt sleepy and decided to go back to the closet to sleep.

As soon as I climbed in, I looked back at the rising sun.

He'll catch a cold.

She crawled out silently again, clumsily covered Chaoyang with a quilt, and then slowly crawled back into the closet and closed the door.

……

In his dream, Chaoyang somehow dreamed of what happened last night.

in the conference room

Chaoyang is still following Kikuchihara Mi's instructions.

"Let them integrate into this world and live like normal people. When they integrate into reality, don't over-activate them or act in a way that doesn't conform to reality. For example, the little evil god living in your house, her immortality is unrealistic. Don't let her activate it frequently like in anime. If possible, don't let Miss Goto Ichiri have such abstract expressions. That kind of behavior is not something a real human could do."

As Kikuchihara Mi was speaking, the screen in the conference room began to play a picture of Pochi from the anime, showing the distorted image that is unique to when he is nervous and scared.

"Ah? Can't you do it?"

[…It seems that when Sandwich-chan first came, I killed her several times. Is this the reason for the sudden change in reality… Is this my fault? The same goes for Pochi… When she said that, it reminded me that it was indeed a bit embarrassing for a human to make that kind of expression, but I actually accepted it as a matter of course. It seems that my common sense has also been changed in some areas. However, if I want to do that, I have to help her correct her social anxiety shortcomings… Kita, Nijika, and Ryo can't do it… Wait, think about it carefully! They can't do it because the author has to continue drawing the manga, so Pochi's personality has rarely changed significantly. But this is reality without the author's deliberate constraints, it seems there is a way.]

It's a pity that Chaoyang is not there. That's obviously the interesting part of Pochi, and it's a pity that we can't see it.

"You've been altered so much that your strength alone isn't at the level of a normal human, so please use it with caution. Also, according to the testimonies of the people we've interviewed, your personality was a bit more irritable and rude during your time at language school. However, these personality changes are still within the realm of reality, so it's not a big deal."

Chaoyang tapped his fingers on the table and summarized in his mind after Kikuchihara Mi finished speaking.

"Let me summarize it briefly. Actually, all I have to do is lead a normal life with them, right?"

"Yes, that was the case before we found a way to make them disappear. Time is tight today, and we just discovered that the breaking point is with you. The specific cause is still unclear. Ideally, if you behave well enough, perhaps reality will gradually correct itself."

"I understand...but I need your help...first of all...can you give me a few hundred thousand?"

Chaoyang no longer wants to deliver food. His legs haven't felt like his own these days.

It's a shame that Japan doesn't have electric bikes like we have in China. At most, they have electric bicycles, but you still have to ride them yourself.

"We can report it for approval and provide you with a certain degree of assistance, but if we help too much, it may change your daily life. Therefore, we will carefully review any assistance."

"Okay, then instead of money, can you help Sandwich-chan and Bo... Goto Ichiri and the others get household registration? If they agree, I want them to go to school normally. This might be the fastest way for them to integrate into reality. Also, please give me two mobile phones so they can make friends normally, check this world's social media, and understand how reality works."

"Okay, these requests are all within the normal range. But Mr. Su, I want to advise you not to invest real feelings in them. They are merely products born from fiction and will eventually turn into nothingness. It is this world, not them, that is worth protecting. Don't put the cart before the horse."

Chaoyang stood up and walked towards the door. As the door opened, he finally replied calmly.

"I heard."

16. If you don’t go to school, do you plan to work in a factory?

At dusk, it was already time to get off work, and the road in front of the dilapidated apartment building began to become busy.

Chaoyang also woke up to the sound of running vehicles and starting engines.

"This is a shabby apartment with terrible soundproofing...or else I'll extort some money and move out..."

My head was still in a groggy state, and I suddenly felt that everything that happened before was just a dream.

"Actually, I'm just being lazy and skipping classes and sleeping until now. Nothing has changed in reality. I'm just an ordinary international student."

Chao Yang, who was in a daze, just started talking to himself when the sound of typing on the keyboard coming from the closet announced that his experiences were all true.

"Ah, I was just kidding myself... Never mind, at least living with two beautiful girls isn't bad."

"Crack, click, click..."

There was a crisp biting sound, followed by the sound of chewing.

Chaoyang, who was lying on the ground, heard the sound and looked back to see Sandwich and Chaoyang staring at each other.

"...Living with two beautiful girls isn't bad~~Hahahahahaha"

After Sandwich Sauce repeated the sentence in Chaoyang's tone, everyone immediately burst into laughter.

"As expected, you've always liked me, right? Hahaha. You usually pretend like that, hahaha, but in fact, you've always been fantasizing about me, right? Haha~~. If you pay me tribute well, I might consider letting you pat my tail."

Chaoyang resisted the urge to slap her away. After all, he still remembered Kikuchihara Mi's instructions not to let her trigger the passive interference of reality.

After the corner of his mouth twitched, he took a deep breath and spoke calmly and coldly.

"unnecessary."

"Ahahahaha, still pretending~ Even if you pretend to be calm, it's no use. If you kneel down and beg me, I might..."

Chaoyang interrupted her taunting and pointed towards the kitchen.

"Are you free? Please go and cook."

Sandwich Sauce took advantage of the situation and immediately opened the closet door.

"Hey, pink-haired guy, did you know that this Chinese man actually..."

"boom"

The next second, the sandwich sauce was embedded in the wall.

Chaoyang looked down at his kicked-out leg and realized that his body had moved on its own.

"Ah, I couldn't help myself? The sauce was definitely despicable, but am I really that bad at controlling my body?"

"Ah...w-what happened?"

Pochi, who was watching videos online in the closet, poked his head out weakly and asked fearfully.

She knew that Chaoyang would only attack Sandwich Sauce, but she was still frightened by the sight of Sandwich Sauce being kicked into the wall and unconscious.

"Nothing, just continue surfing the internet. By the way, your household registration issue has been resolved, Pochi-chan."

After saying that, Chaoyang closed the sliding door of the closet.

"Huh? Household registration?"

Pochi, who was lazy and ignorant, hadn't grasped the meaning of Chaoyang's words. She had never been to an institution like the government office, so she had no idea how difficult it would be to register someone who had been created out of nothing.

[I don't quite understand the specific difference, but it means I'm no longer an illegal immigrant, right? Chaoyang is awesome. He's a foreigner, but he's managing so well in Japan. In comparison, I... wow wow (o(╥﹏╥)o It's either this world or the old one. I feel like I'm superfluous.]

……

At night, the three of them sat at the table and silently enjoyed the chicken curry rice with sandwich sauce.

"Sandwich sauce, although I don't like curry rice, but the one you made is delicious."

After taking a bite, Chaoyang gave a very frank praise.

"Well, of course. Cooking is my specialty."

Chaoyang took out the envelope he received today.