This MC is so original

However, Lu Xiu didn't want to hide the truth and cause misunderstanding later, so he told the whole story.

"In fact, I've temporarily partnered with the Fatui. I provided the Unrestricted Talisman, and they were responsible for leading the way. However, what they didn't expect was that my goal was to destroy Osel. However, because the demon god would explode upon death, I didn't kill Osel completely, but only subdued him. That's why they shifted their target to Ba Che."

"Ah...this...this...is this a blessing in disguise?"

Ningguang's expression was somewhat awkward. Although Lu Xiu's method was wrong, the result was still acceptable. And judging from Osel's attitude just now, he was indeed obeying Lu Xiu's orders. It can only be said that the result was pretty good.

"Ahem, Mr. Lu Xiu, let's not talk about the Fatui for now. Do you have any other ideas right now?"

Lu Xiu didn't answer directly, but looked at Osel.

"Osel, are you still okay?"

Osel snorted coldly: "A man can't say no."

"you are not human."

"Same! No matter what, I have to calm Bache down!"

As he said that, Osel roared and rushed towards Ba Che. Since words didn't work, he would solve it with actions!

His past experience of flirting with other women told him that if Ba Che was angry, he only needed to hold her down and speak softly to her, and he would always be able to calm her down!

However, just as Osel began to move, Ba Che glared at him, opened her mouth, and a bolt of lightning came out of her mouth.

[Bache used electric shock, and the effect was outstanding! ]

Osel is unable to move

"Damn it, Ba Che, when did you learn this trick?"

Osel, who was already seriously injured and had not yet recovered, found it even more difficult to move after this blow. He could only gasp and watch Bazhe approaching him.

Seeing this, Lu Xiu immediately turned to Ningguang and asked, "Is there any milk in the Qun Yu Pavilion?"

"what?"

Ningguang was momentarily baffled by Lu Xiu's abrupt request, but she immediately replied, "There's no such thing as milk in the Qun Yu Pavilion."

"Could you prepare a bucket for me?"

Lu Xiu pulled out an empty bucket and handed it to Ningguang, explaining to her seriously, "Judging from Ba Che's condition, it's clear the Fatui have done something to her. I need milk to restore her to her senses."

Although Lu Xiu's request was a bit bizarre, Ningguang still chose to believe him.

It was not just because Lu Xiu had so many magical methods that she was not surprised even if he used milk to help Ba Che resolve the abnormality. More importantly, if Lu Xiu really succeeded, this crisis could be ended with minimal losses.

"Okay, I'll go get ready. I'll leave this to you, Mr. Lu Xiu. I'll have my men assist in the attack. Just give the orders if needed."

To be on the safe side, Ningguang took the empty bucket and decided to do it herself. She was capable of traveling back and forth quickly between the Jade Pavilion and Liyue Harbor, which could save a lot of time.

"Then trouble you."

"Have you finished your discussion? If you have, help me now!"

While Lu Xiu was chatting with Ningguang, Osel was facing the beating from Ba Che alone.

[Bache uses Bind, Osel cannot move]

[Ba Che used Drain, and the effect was outstanding! ]

The mad Bache bit Oser's neck, and the water element power in Oser's body began to flow into Bache's body in large quantities. Oser couldn't help but let out a cry of pain.

"Hold on a little longer, I'll make some preparations."

Lu Xiu gave Osel an instruction, then observed his current altitude, took out a set of blocks from his backpack and began to stack himself up into the sky.

Osel just glanced at Lu Xiu and saw that he was using blocks to stack himself up to the sky. Although he didn't know the meaning of doing this, he still chose to believe Lu Xiu and struggled with Ba Che with all his might. However, he was afraid of hurting Ba Che, so he could only hold on with difficulty.

After Lu Xiu stacked himself right above Ba Che and Osel, he put away the block in his hand and replaced it with a lava bucket.

"Well, the Pokémon lost, so it's time for the trainer to take the stage."

Chapter 76: Can humans hurt me? Impossible, absolutely impossible

Lu Xiu poured the magma in his hand. Under the influence of gravity, the magma flowed slowly down to the sea surface. By the way, he also placed a bed in the sky and bound it to the rebirth point to avoid having to run back again if he died.

"Let me give you a lava perm first."

After pouring the magma down, Lu Xiu quickly collected the magma at the source. All he needed to do was let the magma turn the sea water below into pebbles to limit Bazhe's range of movement. Otherwise, if Bazhe felt that he could not win and turned around to run away, it would be difficult for him to catch up.

Although the magma at the source was collected, the falling magma still did not disappear. If Ningguang was present, she would probably be surprised by this strange scene.

After finishing the preparations in the sky, Lu Xiu jumped straight down from the sky, took out a Poké Ball from his backpack, pressed a button, and shot a red light at Oser, who was tied up by Ba Che and unable to move.

"Come back, Osel. Leave the rest to me."

The red light hit Osel and quickly covered his entire body. In a few breaths, Osel was wrapped in red light and finally turned into a stream of light and returned to Lu Xiu's Poké Ball.

Although Oser was very weak after returning to the Poké Ball, he still remembered to remind Lu Xiu.

"Boss, Ba Che's current condition is very strange. Do you have any solution?"

"Yes, once Ningguang delivers the milk, I can help her recover from her abnormal state. But before that, let me have a fight with her first."

Osser, who was in the ball, couldn't help but feel worried when he heard this. He was not worried about Lu Xiu, but worried that his wife Ba Che would be beaten to death by Lu Xiu.

"Boss, please be gentle. Her delicate body can't stand the torture."

"It's okay, I'll hold my breath."

Lu Xiu had previously specifically checked the task requirements for the block permissions. Like Ba Che and Osel, they only needed to be defeated and did not need to be actually killed.

Then the matter is simple. Just beat him until he is unable to take care of himself but is still alive.

However, before Lu Xiu landed on the sea, Ba Che, who had lost his target, noticed Lu Xiu falling from the sky and opened his mouth to spit out a breath of thunder at him.

"Sorry, not today."

Lu Xiu held the wooden shield in front of him. The lightning, which was thicker than a man, hit it with only a crisp thud and no follow-up.

While Lu Xiu was using a wooden shield to block the thunder, the lava that had poured down earlier also successfully poured onto Ba Che's head. A shrill scream was heard from the lava, and flames ignited on Ba Che's body. The lava flowing down from her body also covered the sea surface into boulders, which just trapped Ba Che's body above the sea surface.

Ba Che found herself trapped and screamed as she twisted her body, but no matter how she twisted, her body was stuck firmly on the cobblestones, and even some of her thin skin was scratched by the edges of the cobblestones, leaving small wounds.

The angry Ba Che spewed out thunders continuously at the boulders beside him. The thunders bombarded the boulders with loud rumbling sounds. There were some stone fragments mixed in the splashing lightning. All the boulders that were bombarded by the thunder had cracks of varying degrees.

Obviously, if the bombardment continues, the cobblestone will be destroyed sooner or later.

"Sure enough, the cobblestone isn't hard enough."

It’s a pity that Lu Xiu didn’t have much time to prepare, otherwise he would have surrounded Ba Che with obsidian.

Without Bazhe's hindrance, Lu Xiu descended very smoothly and plunged directly into the sea. Lu Xiu, who sank into the sea, did not rush to float up, but dived directly, swam under Bazhe's body, and used the pebbles that were previously poured by the magma as a fulcrum. He took out the pebbles to fill the remaining empty parts, and finally put down a workbench.

"You like to strike people with lightning, don't you?"

Fortunately, when Osel was mining, he dug up some copper ore, which was just enough to make a lightning rod for Lu Xiu.

After finishing the lightning rod, Lu Xiu slowly surfaced and inserted the lightning rod into the boulder.

After a fierce struggle, the flames on Ba Che's body were extinguished, and her whole body was burned black, which surprised her with her remaining sanity.

She was an elemental creature, and ordinary flames could not possibly burn her, but the magma that Lu Xiu fell on did it.

"Humanity...Last warning, leave!"

Ba Che looked at the tiny human beneath him, and a trace of struggle flashed in his scarlet eyes, but the next second, this struggle was washed away by inexplicable anger.

She opened her bloody mouth, and a bolt of lightning, thicker than before, sprayed out.

"You just finished talking, won't you give me time to make a choice?"

Lu Xiu stood two meters away from the lightning rod. Facing the oncoming thunder, he had no intention of running away. He even had time to complain.

Ba Che felt a sense of disdain when he saw that Lu Xiu had no intention of dodging his thunder.

Just a mortal thought that he could withstand his attack? This was simply wishful thinking.

Mortals, turn into ashes under my attack!

Under Ba Che's mocking gaze, the lightning went straight towards Lu Xiu. Just when Ba Che thought that Lu Xiu would be blown to pieces by his attack, the lightning that was originally heading straight towards Lu Xiu suddenly turned and landed on a nail two meters away from Lu Xiu.

Under the fierce bombardment of thunder, the nail was not even moved.

This tiny nail can actually block my attack?!

"Don't look around during a fight."

Just when Ba Che was still surprised by the effect of the lightning rod, Lu Xiu drew out his diamond sword enchanted with sharpness and slashed at Ba Che's huge body.

Ba Che felt a chill coming over her, but she didn't take it to heart.

Although this human took out a nail that could attract thunder, it should be the creation of the Liyue Immortal.

The emerald green sword in his hand looked gaudy, and the edge of the blade was extremely rough, like an unfinished saw.

You think you can break her armor with this kind of pretend weapon?

This is simply wishful thinking...!

Stab————

A slight sound of a sharp object cutting through the skin reached Ba Che's ears, followed by a piercing pain.

Ba Che screamed in pain, leaned over and looked down, and saw that there was a big cut on his waist, so deep that the bone was visible.

Ba Che, whose mind was already damaged, became furious when he saw that a mortal had almost cut off his kidney. He opened his mouth wide and bit Lu Xiu directly.

"Humans, don't overstep your bounds!"

Chapter 77: The pedicure master changed his career to become a dentist

Faced with the sudden bloody mouth, Lu Xiu did not try to dodge, but just stood there quietly. He did not move an inch until Ba Che's open mouth closed and swallowed him.

In the Qun Yu Pavilion, the subordinates who were ordered by Ningguang to wait for Lu Xiu's order and be ready to support the attack at any time opened their mouths in shock when they saw this scene.

"Then...it seems that gentleman was eaten?!"

"What do you mean 'seemed'? It was eaten! Hurry and inform Lady Ningguang! If it's any later, she won't have to bring back the milk. It's time to bring the people from the Hall of Rebirth!"

"There's no point in bringing someone from the Hall of Rebirth in this situation, right? Shouldn't we call the toilet cleaners? After all, in this case, it's more likely that we can only find the demon's remains in his excrement..."

"Is now the time to say this!"

Ningguang's secretary clapped his hands and slapped his chattering subordinate on the head. Pointing at Ba Che on the screen, he said, "Attack! Even if that gentleman is swallowed, he won't die instantly. We must give him a chance to escape! Even if it seems impossible, we must try!"

"Yes!"

The subordinates who received the order entered the state in a second and immediately manipulated the energy weapons on the Qun Yu Pavilion. The magic circle unfolded in front of the Qun Yu Pavilion, automatically gathering the elemental power between heaven and earth and condensing it into arrows that shot towards Bazhe.

Ba Che, who was originally savoring the "taste" of Lu Xiu, was suddenly caught off guard by these huge elemental arrows. He screamed and wanted to turn around to dodge, but he forgot that he was firmly trapped by the boulders under him. He could not break free for a while and could only use his body to continuously take on the attacks from the Qun Yu Pavilion.

Ba Che, who was already angry because he was injured by a mortal, became even angrier after being bombarded by the Qun Yu Pavilion. He raised his head and condensed a bolt of lightning that was thicker than before and spewed it towards the Qun Yu Pavilion. However, before the lightning could fly far, it turned around and fell onto the lightning rod.

Ba Che was furious and swung her strong neck to try to sweep away the troublesome lightning rod, but at this moment, a light golden and slightly transparent rope suddenly tied around her neck.

"Ba Che, surrender!"

A deep male voice came from the sky, and then a deer and two cranes were seen flying in the sky. A circular magic circle unfolded in front of them, and the rope that bound Bazhe's neck extended from the magic circle.

One of the blue and white cranes proudly raised its neck and looked down at the Bazhe below.

"My Immortal Binding Rope was specially crafted to deal with situations like this. You won't be able to break free."

"You two, restrain Ba Che and let me handle the attack."

The fairy deer spoke human words to the two fairy cranes, and then terrifying thunder condensed between the antlers on its head and struck towards Ba Che.

However, the lightning just flew to Ba Che when it suddenly turned and landed on the lightning rod.

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang: ...

"I didn't expect that you, Ba Che, were already prepared."

Seeing that his attack was ineffective, True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang was a little angry.

However, the only response from True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang was a beam of azure energy, and True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang was hit directly as he failed to dodge in time.