This MC is so original

"Miss, Miss Keqing and another gentleman are looking for you."

After a moment, a slightly tired female voice was heard from inside the room.

"come in."

The butler gently pushed open half of the door, nodded to Lu Xiu and the other two, and left.

Keqing walked in first, followed closely by Lu Xiu and Yandora.

"Miss Yan Fei, long time no see."

Yan Fei, who was sitting behind the desk reviewing various files, looked up and smiled at Keqing. "Lady Keqing, you are too polite. Just call me Yan Fei. And who is this?"

"This is Lu Xiu, my good friend. I came to see you this time because of him."

"Okay, both of you... uh, and this little guy, sit down too, and let's talk slowly."

Yan Fei first took the three of them to sit on the sofa nearby, then she leaned out of the door and called the housekeeper to pour four cups of tea.

Yan Fei picked up a cup and sat opposite the three of them. After everyone had tasted the tea, Yan Fei put down the cup and looked at Lu Xiu to ask them why they came.

"Has Mr. Lu Xiu encountered any legal problems?"

Lu Xiu nodded and said, "I came here this time to ask Miss Yan Fei how to accuse someone of stalking under Fontaine law."

"Fontaine law? This is somewhat different from the legal system of countries like Liyue."

When she heard that it was about the law of Fontaine, Yan Fei pinched her chin in embarrassment.

"Although the legal systems are somewhat different, the same thing is that you can't directly charge someone with stalking. If you really want to prosecute someone, you can charge them with invasion of privacy."

As expected of a professional, the advice given is so professional.

Lu Xiu quickly asked, "What are the scopes of privacy violation?"

"Disclosing someone else's privacy without authorization, breaking and entering, and conducting illegal searches are all considered invasions of privacy. However, I must remind you, Mr. Lu Xiu, that invasion of privacy is not a serious crime. In Fontaine, the penalty may only be detention."

"Enough!" Lu Xiu didn't care about this at all. What he needed was for Funina to be convicted. It didn't matter how long it took. As long as it was confirmed that Funina was [guilty], it was enough.

According to Yan Fei's words, it seems that taking a few photos alone is not enough to convict Funina. It seems that she can only try harder.

At this moment, Yan Fei asked curiously, "Mr. Lu Xiu, who are you going to sue? If you haven't found a lawyer yet, I can be your lawyer."

"Really? Thank you, Miss Yan Fei."

"You're welcome. You're Lady Keqing's friend, so naturally I'd like to help you. So, do you have any information about him? If you don't have a written version, a simple oral description would be fine so I can get to know him better."

Yan Fei picked up the tea and took a sip, ready to listen to Lu Xiu's description of the other party.

Lu Xiu thought about it and then told him everything he knew about Funina.

"I don't know much. The person I want to accuse is Funina of Fontaine. Her professional name is the Water Goddess of Fontaine. Her other name is Fukaros."

"puff!!!"

Chapter 303: I'm posing, and you ask me if my hands are numb?

"Did I hear you right? You want to sue the water god Fukaros?!"

Yan Fei slammed the teacup in her hand heavily on the table with an expression of disbelief. Fortunately, the teacups in her home were of high quality, otherwise, a cup made of ordinary material would have been broken several times by that blow just now.

Lu Xiu nodded with certainty: "You heard it right, it's the water god Fukaros."

Yan Fei still looked at Keqing in disbelief, hoping to hear a different answer from her.

But Keqing still nodded helplessly: "Yan Fei, you heard it right, Lu Xiu did come to you specifically to sue the water god Fukaros."

Yan Fei slumped down in the chair, the corners of her mouth twitching uncontrollably.

"Am I still dreaming? How dare you accuse the Water God on his territory? But Fontaine..."

I have to say that Yan Fei is professional. After the initial brief surprise, she immediately began to think about the feasibility of this matter.

"Fontaine is different from Liyue. How should I put it? The trial in Fontaine is more like a performance. Accusing the Water God Fukaros might actually work. Of course, this assumes that you are only accusing the Water God Fukaros of some minor crimes."

Lu Xiu looked delighted: "So, Miss Yan Fei, you agree?"

Yan Fei was helpless yet also a little expectant. "Well, I agree. However, I only memorized the Fontaine laws once. I haven't really used them since I read them. After all, the cases that come to me are mostly from Liyue and Mondstadt. Fontaine... this is my first time taking on this kind of work, so I need some time to review it."

"No problem." Lu Xiu agreed immediately. "Anyway, I don't have enough evidence right now. Miss Yan Fei, you have plenty of time to prepare."

"That's good."

After Yan Fei briefly explained some things to Lu Xiu, Lu Xiu and Keqing said goodbye to Yan Fei and walked towards home.

On the way, Keqing couldn't help but persuade him again: "Lu Xiu, don't really get into any conflict with Fukaros. After all, he is a god..."

"Don't worry, Aqing, I know what I'm doing."

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The next day, Lu Xiu got up early, had a simple breakfast with Keqing and Uncle Feng, and then returned to Fontainebleau.

Lu Xiu doesn’t have many friends in Fontaine, so he can only choose to TP to Tartaglia.

At this time, Tartaglia was receiving treatment from a doctor in the Fatui's medical room.

"Hey, was Tartaglia beaten up?"

As soon as Lu Xiu came over, he saw that Tartaglia's right eye socket was bruised, obviously he had been punched hard.

Lu Xiu's sudden appearance scared the doctor so much that his hands trembled, and the bandage wrapped around Tartaglia suddenly tightened, almost strangling Tartaglia to unconsciousness.

"Ahem! Lu Xiu, why are you always so elusive?"

After Tartaglia waved the doctor away, she stared at Lu Xiu with a resentful look on her face.

Lu Xiu pulled a chair over and sat down, staring at Tartaglia's right eye with interest.

"I'm more concerned about who punched you."

Tartaglia didn't feel ashamed at all, and said frankly, "Didn't I tell you before? I'm going to challenge Fontaine's duel spokesperson. Everything went smoothly at first, but when I was dueling with the strongest one, my Divine Eye suddenly lost control for some reason, and I was accidentally punched by the opponent. Of course, the opponent also took a kick from me, which was definitely not pleasant!"

Lu Xiu ignored the latter part of Tartaglia's words to save his reputation and looked at the Eye of God on Tartaglia's waist in confusion: "Can the Eye of God lose control again?"

"Who knows? Ever since I came to Fontaine, my divine eye has never been normal."

At this moment, Tartaglia looked at his own Eye of God, his eyes full of disgust.

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Lu Xiu, you came to me now, is it because of Linny's magic show? I wasn't planning on going, but since you're here, let's go together."

Tartaglia put on his clothes and took Lu Xiu away from the hotel where the Fatui were stationed.

The opera house was just across the street from the hotel. After walking for a few minutes, the two arrived at the gate of the opera house. As soon as they walked in, they saw Linnie who had been waiting there.

When Linny saw the two of them appear, he immediately smiled and greeted them.

"Mr. Lu Xiu, Mr. Gongzi, you two actually came! I'm so touched!"

Lu Xiu smiled back, "Of course I have to do what I promised. By the way, where's Linnet?"

"Linnet is preparing the props backstage. Let me take you in first. I need to check the props later."

"it is good."

Linnie led the two of them through the VIP passage and into the main hall of the opera house. As soon as they entered the main hall, Lu Xiu couldn't help but admire the luxurious decoration inside.

"As expected of the most famous building in Fontainebleau, the decoration is really nice."

"Yes," Linnie echoed, "In the hearts of us performers, the opera house is the highest temple of art. Everyone is proud to perform in the opera house."

After Linnie led Lucius and Tartaglia to the front seats, he left in a hurry. It was obvious that he attached great importance to this performance and couldn't wait to check the props needed for the next magic show.

As soon as Lu Xiu and Tartaglia sat down, they saw an "old acquaintance" named Navilette sitting in the seat next to them.

"I remember you. Are you Funina's colleague?"

Seeing that the performance had not yet begun, Lu Xiu took the initiative to talk to Villette.

Villette recognized Lu Xiu at a glance. "Mr. Lu Xiu, right? Ms. Funina often invites you here. I didn't expect to see you here."

The two extended their hands in a friendly manner and shook hands. The brief physical contact made Villette suddenly frown.

"what happened?"

"Nothing, I just sensed a familiar aura from you, don't take it to heart."

"is it?"

"Well, rather than this, I think Mr. Lu Xiu should pay more attention to that girl on the podium. Last night, she heard that you would also be attending Mr. Linnie's performance today. She was so excited that she couldn't sleep. She kept rehearsing what kind of poses she would strike to attract your attention."

Lucius looked in the direction Villette had mentioned, and saw Finina leaning on an elegant chair on a protruding balcony above the opera house, her right hand resting on the armrest, supporting her chin as she stared at him with a cold expression, while her left hand was behind her back, twitching from time to time.

As if she had finally caught Lu Xiu's eye, Funina couldn't help but reveal a faint smile at the corner of her mouth.

Lu Xiu looked away and asked Violet in confusion, "Won't her right hand go numb if she keeps this posture?"

Funina:?

Chapter 304 Magic Accident

Most people would be somewhat angry if they heard others speak of their own gods in this way, but Villette began to think seriously about it.

"She's a god, maybe her physique is different."

Funina:?

Don’t think I can’t hear you just because I sit in a high position!

Finina wanted to scold them harshly, but just as she straightened up a little, her right hand felt numb and the tingling sensation like a needle forced her to return to her original position.

Lu Xiu and Villette, who were sitting below, did not continue talking about Finina, because the lights in the entire hall suddenly went out, and the originally brightly lit hall suddenly fell into darkness.

However, this sudden change did not make people panic. Instead, they looked towards the center of the stage with even more anticipation.

As everyone looked over, a beam of white light hit the center of the stage, and Linny was standing steadily in the middle of the light. He gracefully took off his top hat, first showing it to everyone in all directions, and then casually threw it to the right side of the stage. The beam of light that hit him immediately followed the flying hat.

The speed of the top hat became slower and slower, and finally it landed steadily on Linny's head.

Linney opened his arms and smiled at the audience.

Suddenly the whole venue erupted in warm applause.

Yan Duo La was flying beside Lu Xiu. Seeing this, she couldn't help but ask in surprise, "Lu Xiu, Lu Xiu, how did he do that? Wasn't he in the center of the stage just now? How did he suddenly end up at the edge? The hat only flew for two or three seconds, right? Can he teleport?"

Perhaps because magic shows were so new to Yandora, she seemed particularly noisy today.

Lu Xiu covered her mouth with his hand and whispered helplessly, "Yandora, this is a performance. As an audience member, you should sit quietly and watch. If I tell you the magic tricks here, wouldn't it be like spoilers at the movie? If you want to know, I'll tell you when we get back. Don't bother the other audience members now."

Yandora nodded quickly, then looked apologetically at Navelette and Tartaglia beside Lucius.

The former didn't care too much. He just smiled faintly at Yandora, nodded, and looked away. However, before looking away, his eyes stayed on Yandora for a few more seconds.

But Tartaglia was slumped in his seat with a look of lack of interest. If he hadn't been worried that yawning would be too rude, he would probably have yawned continuously.

Yandora approached Dartalia with a curious look on her face and asked, "Dardalia, don't you like magic?"

Looking at the petite Yandora, Tartaglia couldn't help but think of his brother from the winter. He smiled and touched the back of his head and said, "I'm a rough guy. I like fighting and killing, so it's hard for me to stay quiet. But this magic show is amazing. Yandora, you must not blink."

"Yes."

As the magic show progressed, it gradually came to an end, and Linny was ready to perform his finale.

"Next magic trick—Exchange!"

With a snap of Linnie's fingers, an assistant slowly pushed a large wooden box onto the stage, and a large wooden box was also pushed onto the central corridor of the auditorium.

"Next, I hope there will be a lucky audience member to cooperate with my performance. We will each enter two boxes, and one minute later, we will walk out of each other's box."

"Everyone present, please keep your eyes on the box within your sight and don't give me any chance to tamper with it~"

Yandora clapped her hands in amazement, then turned to Lu Xiu and asked, "How did they do that? This must be teleportation! Lu Xiu, do you think they'll choose you? After all, you're Linny's guest, and maybe Mr. Tartaglia too!"

Lu Xiu smiled and patted Yandora's head. "Rather than participating, I prefer to sit down and watch. As for the outcome, we'll know soon."

"Yes."

Linny on the stage also asked his assistant to push up a number selection machine.

"Next, I will use this number selection machine to determine the seat of the lucky audience!" As he said, Linnie pressed the button of the number selection machine.

As the two rollers on the number selection machine slowly stopped running, two big [7] and [3] appeared in front of everyone.

"Let me see, oh, it's the audience member in the seventh row, seat three. Congratulations, you can experience this magical minute in person!"