I don't want to be a heroic spirit

Gui Yifayan was floating in the air and stretching lazily. Because she was wearing a loose yukata, her private parts were exposed, but these small details obviously would not attract her attention, after all, there was no one else present.

"Hmm... why did I suddenly think of Saigyouji Yuyuko?"

With his hands tucked into his wide sleeves, Gui Yi's eyes flew to a floor-length mirror and looked at himself.

"It's like there's no gravity floating in the air, and I'm wearing loose clothes... Oh, and there's also the thing about not feeling full no matter how much I eat? Wow~~ How interesting."

"Master, who is Youyouzi?" Sara asked curiously after hearing Guiyi Fayan's mumbling. "Is he also someone Master knows?"

"An acquaintance? Hmm... maybe?"

She is very familiar with Youyouko, but Youyouko doesn't know her.

Come to think of it...I don't know if she will ever have the chance to visit the world of Gensokyo in the future.

After all, there was once a famous saying: I have no regrets about going to the East in this life, and I hope to be born in Gensokyo in the next life.

But...it seems that the combat power level of Gensokyo is not inferior to that of the Type-Moon world?

If she goes to Gensokyo, I hope she can obtain a stronger spiritual base.

"Hey... Master has so many acquaintances."

Looking at the extremely complicated expression on Gui Yifayan's face, Sara immediately understood that this was another person with a complicated relationship with his master.

"If you're curious about what kind of person Yuyuko is... all you need to know is that she's a ghost, and a very strong and greedy ghost. You don't need to know anything else. After all, you won't see her, because only the dead can encounter her."

Sara was still wondering why a ghost would be so greedy, could ghosts also eat? Then she heard the ghost Yi Fayan say "only the dead will touch her".

"Then... why does Master know her?"

"We... naturally have our own ways."

Gui Yifayan just casually brushed it off.

But Sara agreed with this.

"I see. That's right. He is the master after all."

"..."

I always feel that... as long as you add the sentence "He is the master after all", for Sara, all unreasonable things will become reasonable.

Forget it, let time solve these problems.

Chapter 150: An Annoying Idiot with Only Brute Force (11/31)

Gui Yi discovered that during the time she was away, Sara had become noticeably more conservative.

"Sarah, is this the result of you being alone for too long?"

This time, Gui Yi Fa Yan took the initiative to speak, "I think you should interact with people more often. I feel like if you keep going like this, you'll become one of those old-fashioned and boring old guys."

Hearing the word "old guy" from the mouth of Gui Yi Fa Yan, the thousand-year-old monster, always makes people feel inexplicably out of place.

Even the gods of Teyvat wouldn't necessarily live longer than the One-Eye Demon, right? Because the One-Eye Demon said "at least a thousand years old" instead of "only a thousand years old."

"You haven't even left the house in this period of time, have you? That's not good, Sara. Young people should go out more often to broaden their horizons and gain experience. Don't be like me, staying at home all day and not taking a step forward. You will become a social loser."

Gui Yi Fa Yan's words made Sara's face look a little strange.

Would most people say they are useless?

After calming down a bit, Sara replied, "Master, I have been out a few times."

“…Huh? Really?”

"And... um..." Sara paused, as if struggling with something, and said with a strange look in his eyes, "Disciple... during the time Master was away, it's not like I didn't interact with people."

"..."

Gui Yifa blinked and remained silent for a while.

"Who is it? Male or female? Tall or short? Fat or thin? Long hair or short hair?"

The ghost with dazzling light in his eyes suddenly came closer, scaring Sara.

"Master seems...excited?"

"Well, after all, he's someone Sara cares about, and I'm curious too, Master... Are they friends?"

"Master, please don't joke around." Sha Luo, who had initially become uneasy due to Gui Yi Fa Yan's sudden approach, now regained his initial seriousness and earnestness. "That guy is not my friend. He's just a fool with a bit of brute force. The so-called contact was just that fool's persistent pursuit."

"Oh~~~~! Tell me in detail."

Gui Yi Fa Yan was a little interested in the "persistent idiot" that Sara mentioned.

During the time when Gui Yi Fa Yan was away on a trip, Sha Luo did not stay in the yard all the time. Just like a military advisor who has never been to the battlefield will always be just talking about war on paper, Sha Luo also knew that if he did not experience combat, no matter how hard he trained, it would be just a show.

Because Gui Yi Fa Yan had almost killed all the beast hounds in the forest before going out, Sara could go out without worry. Even if he encountered enemies, they would basically only be hillbillies, wild boars and the like, which were the most suitable objects for Sara to hone his skills and test his level.

In addition to military tactics, Guiyi Fayan also taught her Sara archery and swordsmanship. Although she had not yet reached the level of "Menkyō Kaiden", after all, she had only studied with Guiyi Fayan for about a year, but she had no problem dealing with the Hilichurls.

Then, one day, Sara encountered a small tribe of Hillock people in the forest.

This tribe was not as big as the one that Gui Yifa had seen last time. It was obviously established not long ago. The most powerful ones were just a few Thunder Axe Hillichrou thugs and Thunder Hillichrou shamans. There was no sign of the Abyss Mage or the Hillichrou King.

If there was a Thunder Abyss Mage or a Hillock Thunder King here, then Sara might have to run away, because her Eye of God has thunder attribute and she has no way to break their shields.

Sara's talent is not weak. She is not only good at military tactics, but also in combat. Her master, Guiyi Fayan, is a famous teacher among famous teachers. For her now, it is not difficult to wipe out a not-so-large tribe of hillocks.

However, an accident occurred during the process of clearing out this tribe.

While shouting "Hohahaha! Tremble in fear, you hillbillies! I, Arataki Ichito, will use the mace in my hand to smash you into flattened pieces like cookies!", the boy with white hair with a hint of red at the ends and two bright red horns on his head turned the battlefield into chaos.

The commotion he caused was quite big, because his joining completely messed up the rhythm of Sala's battle, and Sala was even almost attacked by him.

As a result, the Hillichurl tribe was wiped out, and neither of them was injured. However, Sara was left in disgrace, which made Sara extremely dissatisfied.

The moment she saw the other person, Sara understood one thing... She and the person in front of her would definitely not get along!

Just by looking at the other person's face that was laughing wildly without any reason, Sha Luo felt that he was about to lose control of his reason, so he wanted to leave in a hurry after the battle.

But she still underestimated how annoying the other person was.

The ability that Sara displayed in her battle with the Hilichurls piqued the boy's interest in her, so he ran over and challenged Sara.

Sara didn't want to pay any attention to him, but the other party kept pestering him, making Sara really want to hit him on the head with a knife several times.

After hearing this, Gui Yifayan roughly understood.

It turned out to be Arataki Ichito... By the way, did the ill-fated relationship between Kujo Sara and Arataki Ichito start so early?

"Master...seems to be very interested in that idiot?"

"A little, but I'm more interested in the outcome of your competition." Gui Yi Fa Yan said to Sha Luo with an amused look on his face, "Tell me, what did you compete in? Did you win?"

Facing Gui Yifayan's expectant gaze, Sara frowned deeply.

This made Gui Yifayan a little surprised.

"...Did you lose?"

"No, overall I did win, but..." Sala bit her lip with her pearly teeth and said unwillingly, "As Master's disciple, I didn't even win completely... I'm sorry, I embarrassed Master."

"Oh...what did you lose?"

"Arm wrestling."

Although the opponent is a trouble maker, although the opponent can only laugh "hohahahaha" like a megaphone, although the opponent is like a piece of taffy that sticks to the body and cannot be shaken off, although the opponent... but he is not an enemy after all, no matter how unhappy Sara is, he cannot draw his knife and chop the opponent.

When destroying the Hilichurls just now, Sara discovered that the opponent was only outstanding in pure strength, and could also use elemental power, but in terms of skills and combat awareness, they were really terrible, even from Sara's perspective.

If it were a real life-and-death fight, there would be almost no possibility of her losing as she had been taught by Gui Yi Fa Yan.

However, arm wrestling is a test of pure strength. Although Sara was blessed with the Eye of God and his physical ability was even stronger than some adults, the opponent also possessed the Eye of God and was a ghost with good power, so it was no surprise that Sara was defeated.

It was precisely because he lost to his opponent in arm wrestling that the impression of Arataki Ichito in Sara's mind successfully evolved from "an annoying idiot" to "an annoying idiot with only brute force."

Chapter 151 Arawaki Ichito comes to visit

"Why would a fool who only has muscles but no brains have the Eye of God..."

Sara gnashed his teeth, expressing his incomprehension.

"Hmm... maybe..." Gui Yi Fa Yan folded his arms over his chest and whispered, "Because my hair is white?"

"...How could a god grant someone the Eye of God just because their hair is white?"

Guiyi Fayan originally wanted to say, "If the thoughts of gods are so easy to guess, they are not gods", but then he remembered that this is not the Type-Moon world but Teyvat. Compared with those moody gods in mythology, although the gods of Teyvat are slightly inferior in terms of power, their personalities are much better.

The gods of Teyvat are all good gods who care about the people and the country!

She would not continue to discredit those gods. After all, Sara would really believe in her words blindly. It would be troublesome if Sara had any misunderstandings about some gods because of her words.

Although the gods probably wouldn't care about one or two slanders, their people are different. The first thing the Mond people say is "May the wind god protect you." If you dare to slander the wind god Barbatos in front of them, you will probably be beaten to death.

"Alright, alright, stop crying. Our Saro is the most amazing." Gui Yi's Dharma Eyes drifted over like clouds, patted Saro's head, who was clearly in a bad mood, and spoke in a tone like coaxing a child, "After all, ghosts are born with supernatural powers. It's not shameful to lose to them in terms of strength. And you're a girl. We are very satisfied with you as our disciple."

“…I’m not crying.”

Gui Yifayan's coaxing tone made Sara's cheeks flush, "Also, Master, Sara is not a child anymore..."

"In the eyes of the master, the disciple is always a child who needs care and concern." Gui Yi Fa Yan showed a strong attitude, "So, don't move! Let the master touch you."

As he spoke, Gui Yifayan was no longer satisfied with just touching the head with one hand, but stretched out both hands and began to rub Sara's face which had a bit of baby fat.

Hmm...it feels really good, just like the Whitebait doll I used to hold while sleeping when I was a kid.

Looking at Sara's slightly red little face changing into various shapes under his rubbing, Gui Yifayan gradually felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.

She suddenly began to understand why Sister Xiao Ai liked to rub her face so much in the past.

The feel is only one aspect; more important is the sense of accomplishment of conquest. The other person's face is embarrassed but the attitude is very submissive, which makes people feel very happy.

"Um... Master..."

Sha Luo was somewhat flattered by the intimate gesture made by Gui Yi Fa Yan.

It was very difficult, but Sara's admiration for his master prevented him from resisting.

A wise man once said: If you can't resist, you might as well lie down and enjoy it.

However, just as Sara closed her eyes and prepared to enjoy it... Guiyi Fayan suddenly let her go.

A feeling of loss surged uncontrollably from the depths of his heart, but Sara was too embarrassed to show it, so he could only look at Gui Yifayan in silence with a red face.

At this moment, Gui Yifayan had a slightly strange expression on his face, as if hesitating about something.

"Master, what's wrong?" Sara, who had managed to calm down, asked in confusion.

"Hmm... how should I put it..." Gui Yifayan pinched his chin, glanced at Sara with a strange look, and then said, "Forget it, let you see for yourself."

Let me see it myself?

Before Sara fully understood the meaning of this sentence, Gui Yi Fa Yan stretched out a slender finger and gently touched Sara's forehead.

At this moment, a wonderful feeling enveloped Sara.

She felt her body become very light, very light, as if she was flying into the sky.

Her vision was stretched farther and farther, and she "saw" many things in the distance.

Then, what appeared before her eyes... was a figure that gave her a headache.

Well, even if she didn't see the other person's face clearly, even if she only saw the other person's back, she had the urge to reach out and press his forehead.

Especially when the other party's voice came, Sala suddenly felt his head hurt even more... Kang...

"Little Tengu! Come out here! I know you're nearby! If you have the guts to beat me, come out and let's fight again! If I let you win and then run away, where will I put my face? How can I still be the best in the world?!"

"Oh! You dare to call yourself the best in the world? Ha, ha, ha! What a high-spirited brat!"

Gui Yifayan laughed strangely and slapped his knees, feeling very amused.

Especially the ashen face of Sara beside her, as if he was constipated, made her feel even happier.

"But why was he able to find this area? We clearly set up a formation that affects cognition." Gui Yifayan tilted his head, looking confused, "Could it be some idiot's intuition... or something like that?"

But, it's discovered. Compared to these trivial matters...

"What will you do, my disciple?" Gui Yifayan turned to look at the depressed Sha Luo. "Will you accept the challenge? Or will you ignore it? After all, our formation is still working. At most, he can only know that you are nearby, but it is almost impossible for him to find this place. You can just sit here and wait for him to get tired and leave on his own."

"..."