I don't want to be a heroic spirit

Who am I? Where am I from? What happened?

But that's not all. What caught Melusina off guard was... she slept for a full eight days, and Shido Itsuka and others mistakenly believed that it was because she hadn't slept for too long, stayed up too late, and had an irregular lifestyle, so they required Melusina to go to bed on time every night.

Why?! Before I traveled through time, my parents urged me to go to bed and get up early. Now that I've traveled through time and space, I'm still required to go to bed and get up early. Doesn't that mean my travel through time and space was in vain?

Of course, going to bed early and getting up early is a good habit. Staying up late and pulling all-nighters are bad for your health. Readers in front of the screen should not learn this. After all, you are just ordinary people, not servants, unless your heart is comparable to a nuclear reactor, in which case you can stay up late at will.

After eight days of sleep, Melyuzina also discovered that she would instinctively want to hug something when she slept... or someone, and she would be very attached to warmth when she slept.

Perhaps it was influenced by [Melyucina]... After all, it's a dragon, a creature that is particularly attached to body temperature at night.

After some argument, in the end... Honjo Niya was arranged to stay in another room.

Because Melyuchina gave up explaining on her own initiative, it was too tiring to explain clearly.

Think whatever you want, I'm too lazy to explain, I just gave up...that's about it.

Because she had to take care of Nia Honjo at home, Melyuchina even went out less often to do good deeds.

In the past, she would wander aimlessly around the city every day and approach anyone who needed help. But now, except for those with whom she had an appointment, such as some acquaintances in the hospital, Melyuzina no longer wanders the streets these days.

Because school had already started, and Shido Itsuka, Kotori Itsuka, Tohka Ayato and the Yamai sisters were all students and needed to go to school, so the apartment was suddenly empty, and even Yoshino had to go out for something.

So, the only people left in the apartment now were the unconscious Honjo Nia and Melyuchina.

"Ah... so boring..."

Melyuzina made a sound like a salted fish.

Almost sinking into the sofa, Melyuchina stared at the magical girl show on TV with dead eyes, occasionally grabbing a few tomato-flavored potato chips and stuffing them into her mouth or taking a sip of fat otaku happy water.

"Ah... life..."

Melyuzina made the same sound as a salted fish again.

"I feel like I'm pretty amazing. I've been so deeply influenced by you, yet I still have such a strong otaku vibe... Or do I actually have a natural talent for being an otaku?"

When she was alone, Melyuzina was particularly relaxed... even a little too relaxed.

I reached in again, only to find the bag of potato chips was empty.

So... Melyuchina took out another unopened bag of potato chips from the gap in the sofa.

You never know what's hiding in the cracks of your sofa.

"That's the good thing about being a Servant. You can eat whatever you want and never gain weight..."

Melyuchina opened the bag and stuffed another handful of chips into her mouth. "The most important thing is... there's no need to go to the bathroom. The food is transformed into magic power the moment it enters the stomach. There's no undigested waste."

In other words, she is now the ultimate pursuit of all otakus - a beautiful girl who doesn't need to go to the bathroom!

A truly beautiful girl doesn’t need to go to the toilet. The ancients were right!

Melyuchina smacked her lips as she watched the magical girl on TV shouting about love and friendship and defeating the monster.

"You didn't even lose your head. Are you really a magical girl? A true magical girl shouldn't be missing arms and legs, defeating the enemy only to find out that the enemy is actually your best friend, and the guide you trusted so much is actually a scum or a silver beast, and then being hit hard by the cruel reality and then turning evil to take revenge on society?"

Tokisaki Kurumi and the others suddenly sneezed: Who is talking about us?

"Ok?"

Suddenly, Melyuchina's eyes moved.

Twisting her neck, Melyuzina turned her gaze towards the second floor.

505

Chapter 505 [Whispering Chapter]

Shido Gokawa and his friends prepared a room for Honjo Nia.

Having said that, the interior decoration of the room is very monotonous, and there is almost nothing to see except the bed.

In the words of Itsuka Kotori...

"When Sister wakes up, this room will be hers. I'll ask her for her opinion on what style to decorate it in."

Are you so sure that the other party will stay?

Melyuchina remembered... Honjo Nia was different from most elves. Honjo Nia was the elf who integrated into human society most successfully. He was also a well-known cartoonist and had several good friends to chat with.

Emmmm... But this old lady's daily routine is really messed up. She has very poor self-care ability and is also an alcoholic. Forgetting to eat and sleep is a common occurrence for her. In the original work, when Gokawa Shido first met Honjo Nia, it was because Honjo Nia fainted from hunger in the alley.

According to Honjo Niya herself... she seemed to be so engrossed in drawing comics that she forgot to eat. After she finished drawing, she wanted to go to a nearby convenience store to buy some food, but she overestimated her ability to bear it and fainted from hunger on the way.

It seems that Honjo Niya is the elf who least needs his spiritual power to be sealed... He can live well in human society without you, so why are you looking for him?

But in fact, it is not the case... Honjo Nia herself is actually very opposed to her own omniscient and omnipotent ability. In the original work, the reason why Honjo Nia took the initiative to contact Gokawa Shido and asked him to conquer her was because she hoped that the other party could seal her ability.

Omniscience and omnipotence, what an alluring power...but why do so many people who possess this ability not cherish it?

Don't you agree, Dr. Roman?

Gently pushing open the door, Melyuchina walked into the room.

Melyuzina has come to this room many times. After all, she needs the person who is currently staying in the room.

The wind blew in from the half-open window, gently caressing the girl's gray hair. Honjo Nia was lying on the bed with her hands covering her abdomen. Her peaceful sleeping face was slightly illuminated by the sunlight outside the window, and she really had a bit of the holiness of a nun.

"It's a pity that she's an old lady who lacks the ability to take care of herself, likes the anime, likes to make dirty jokes, and likes to drink..."

Melyuchina muttered in her heart.

The reason why Melyuzina came up was because she suddenly heard some noise in the living room.

Most people might ignore it, but Melyuzina could sense that the sound came from this room.

With a calm face like the eternal and unmelting nine-deep ice, Melusina walked towards the bed step by step.

In the empty room except for a bed and Sleeping Beauty on it, Melyuchina's light footsteps were particularly clear.

Walking to the bedside, Melyuchina looked deeply at Honjo Niya.

At this moment, a voice came from behind Melyuzina.

It sounded like something had fallen to the floor.

When Melyuchina turned around, she saw a book lying quietly in the corridor outside the door.

"Strange, why is there a book there? It wasn't there just now..."

Feeling doubtful, Melyuchina fell into a brief period of thought.

This fleeting moment of relaxation made someone raise the corner of his mouth.

Melyuchina realized something and quickly turned her head back, but...

"too late!"

With a smile that showed her conspiracy had succeeded, a gray-haired girl threw herself on Melyuchina.

Warm lips touched...Melyuzina's cheek.

"Snapped!"

The gray-haired girl, Honjo Nia, spun three and a half times in the air before falling face down on the bed.

Feeling a force grabbing the back of his collar and lifting him up, Honjo Nia met a pair of gilded eyes that were even colder than before.

"Ahaha, um...good morning?"

“…It’s afternoon now.”

Her whole body was emitting a low pressure, and Melyuchina even materialized the short blade on her arm. The short blade, flashing with cold light, was directly placed on Honjo Nia's neck, causing cold sweat to continuously appear on Honjo Nia's forehead.

"Um... could you please move this thing away a little? My delicate neck can't handle it."

Honjo Niya's humble plea was simply ignored by Melyuchina.

"Do you... have anything else to say?"

"Uh...is there anything you want to say..."

Honjo Niya folded his arms across his chest, closed his eyes and fell into deep thought. After a long while, he suddenly opened his arms and spoke excitedly.

"Ran-chan, your face is so soft! And it smells amazing when you kiss it. In short, it's the best! I feel so lucky to be alive!"

"Then die! Pervert! Heaven's punishment—!"

I've never even kissed my wife on the face! Take my Arondite, you pervert!

Just kidding, Melyuchina would certainly not use her Noble Phantasm to attack Honjo Nia directly, because although Honjo Nia has great abilities, she has no ability to save her life. If it was Gokawa Kotori or Tokisaki Kurumi, they would not die even if they were hit by a Noble Phantasm.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I shouldn't have kissed you... Please forgive me!"

Honjo Nia gave in very quickly, and Melyuchina hadn't even started to hit Honjo Nia before he gave in.

"I haven't fought yet."

"Oh, I was thinking that if I screamed in pain enough, maybe you wouldn't have the heart to hit me."

As soon as he finished speaking, Honjo Niya was knocked out again.

This time it spun five and a half times in the air.

Melyuzina was furious.

The reason for her anger was not that she was suddenly kissed... or rather, that was not the main reason. What really made her angry was that she was actually affected by the other party's ability.

Yes, Melyuchina discovered that Honjo Nia used [Whispering Chapter] on her.

In fact, before entering the room, Melyusina noticed that Honjo Niya had woken up. After all, there are obvious differences in a person's breathing rhythm and strength when they are awake and asleep.

Also, the book that suddenly appeared outside the room was also very unusual, and the most unusual thing was... when Honjo Nia pounced on her, she didn't react immediately.

In addition to being able to let users know all the knowledge in the world like an enhanced version of Baidu Encyclopedia, the angel [Announcements] of Honjo Niya also has another ability - "Future Record". Users can record on the blank pages of the [Announcements], and then turn the recorded things into reality that will inevitably happen.

These two abilities represent "omniscience" and "omnipotence" respectively, so it is said that Benjo Nia's ability is really awesome. Melyuchina is not sure which of the two angels, [The Whispering Confessions] and [The Emperor of Keke], is more awesome.

However, there is a huge gap between the masters of these two angels. Tokisaki Kurumi plays [Kakei] to great effect, while Honjo Nia can only embarrass herself.

"But, Ran-chan, you're really strong... You're as strong as a monster."

Kneeling on the bed, like an obedient elementary school student meeting his teacher, Honjo Nia scratched the back of his head and said with a silly smile, "I just made your reaction a little slow, and you almost used up all my spiritual power... No wonder you were able to rescue me from the DEM and defeat that Elen Mirameses..."

There was a sudden silence, and Honjo Nia gave Melyuchina a thumbs-up.

"That was beautifully done! I still remember how Ailian captured me. That guy was so ruthless and had no mercy on women. It was so satisfying to see him get humiliated! It felt like welcoming the New Year's morning in new underwear! Nia, hahahahahaha——!"

Just listening to this laugh, I feel like Honjo Nia is the villain...

Melyuchina spoke while looking at the frantic Honjo Nia in silence.

"You...saw everything?"

"Yeah, I've seen them all."

Suddenly stopping her rage and calming down, Honjo Nia looked like a fairly normal girl at first glance.

Under Melyuchina's gaze, Honjo Nia smiled and raised his hands as if to hold something.

"[Whispering Chapter]"

The light particles of spiritual power gathered in Honjo Nia's hands, and finally appeared as a huge book similar to the Bible with a golden cross on the cover.

"Ran-chan, I saw the whole process of you breaking into the DEM base, defeating the strongest magician, and saving me through the [Whispering Chapter]."

With a slight blush on her cheeks, Honjo Niya said shyly, "Oh my, a knight descended from the sky and broke into the Demon King's castle all alone, rescuing the princess from his captivity... Although such a clichéd plot in a novel would instantly make people lose interest, but when encountering such a thing in real life, I feel like my girlish heart is about to be awakened, meow~~!"

"You're not some princess, are you?"

Melyuchina said, "The Princess is obviously Tohka, aren't you a Sister?"

"what the hell!"

Honjo Niya pouted, revealing an angry expression, "Which girl hasn't dreamed of becoming a princess? Ran-chan, you don't understand girls' hearts at all! No one will like you like this, Ran-chan."

“It doesn’t matter if no one likes it.”

Melyuchina said nonchalantly, "All I need is my Master. As long as my Master likes me, I'm satisfied. Others have nothing to do with me."

"..."

Melyuchina's words made Honjo Niya look bitter.

"Mmmmmmm! Who the hell is that Master?! He's trying to steal Ran-chan from me!"