The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

*Although the Spacetime Prisoner hasn't been killed by Tornado yet, he's already been queued. Is that a bit strange?

"What the hell is 'deduct 1'? Is it a new buzzword? Lao Ren, you seem to be getting younger and younger in the past few years since I left." There was a hint of sigh in Pingheng's tone.

What do you mean by "Laoren"? Why don't I remember having such a nickname? If I'm getting younger, shouldn't you call me "Xiaoren"?

No, that seems even more wrong...

"Old Man Bai, let go quickly, you can't beat my father."

Hey, I have a bad temper--!

...But let's be honest, if a real fight breaks out, even ten Wuqiren tied together are no match for the balanced opponent, so it's better not to continue attacking here.

So I took note of this incident!

"It's still daytime, but why don't we go find a place to have a couple of drinks?"

"I'm the principal."

"It's okay, it's almost the same with or without you."

???

As expected of father and son, they are really good at manipulating people's mentality. I will remember this grudge!

"You've become more talkative in the past few years since we last met. You must have interacted with the prison boss quite a bit in Hell, right?"

What is Lao Da?

This time it's his turn to be confused about balance, but don't worry, as long as his head is still on his neck, it's no problem for him.

Although Lao Da has not yet become Lao Da in this time and space, there are already legends about him in the world, which is amazing.

Pingxin: You’re welcome, please call me Red Scarf!

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"I'm being disliked~"

Pingxin watched Xiaoshi go ahead to find Xiaoxue, and they stood there instead of "coincidentally" walking together. Instead, Nilu poked Pingxin with her arm.

I didn't realize before that you are also a fan of Lao Da?

"Wulusai... Watching children become independent is an essential part of life. When our two children grow up on their own, I will definitely take a picture of your crying face and laugh at you for the rest of my life."

"Who...who wants to give birth to your child?!"

Hello, it's too loud, can everyone hear it?

The Shengxiang students, who were already accustomed to the noise coming from Ping Xin, did not dare to shout at him, but discussing a few things in places where Ping Xin could not "see" had become an indispensable part of school life.

Student A: You are worthy of being a senior like Ping Xin. You easily accomplished what we couldn't do!

Student B: Although it seemed like an impatient rebuttal, he actually incorporated three things into it: having children in the future, always paying attention to her, and staying together for a lifetime. He is truly an expert among experts.

Student C: What do you mean by Hirayuko-senpai? Call me Daibanchang!

Student D: "What are these people doing with their faces in front of me? Please turn on the mic! Wait, are you guys going to do something gay in front of me?"

Leaving aside the reactions of passersby, who, as long as they kept quiet, were "okay," Pingxin walked to the classroom, whispering about the "beautiful future" of having children and how the house would be bustling with activity...

No, it will definitely be too lively, right?

Hirayuki and his group, who had just arrived in the classroom, attracted a lot of attention. Many girls greeted Asuna and the others. Hirayuki responded appropriately to everyone who greeted him, regardless of gender or whether they were familiar with him. Then he sat down, took out his phone, and started to work...

"Have you heard? There's a new foreign transfer student in Class E. I heard she's so beautiful she doesn't look human!"

Chapter 2.0 Mysterious Transfer Student

Can being too beautiful to be human be a compliment?

Ping Xin was very confused. After all, he thought that most women would get angry when they were praised like this, and the remaining few would directly refute it on the spot, "You are not a human being!"

Although he seemed to be playing with his phone, he was actually using it to handle some off-campus matters. However, Ping Xin also kept an eye on everything and heard everything about the transfer student.

The boys said how beautiful she was, like a fairy, not like an ordinary person. Even some girls were discussing how the transfer student had fair skin, a slim figure, and especially long legs. She was not like the ordinary JK girls from Eastern countries who had to wear short skirts in winter and ended up getting their legs fat due to the cold.

Ping Xin originally thought that the transfer student thing was just a rumor. After all, transferring to another school to debut or debuting in a new semester, that is, changing one's appearance and image (personality), is very common in the East.

When men look at women, they basically only pay attention to those few parts of their body at the first moment. Therefore, as long as girls put on a little makeup or change their clothes a little, it will be difficult for boys who used to pretend to be masculine and only dare to glance at them out of the corner of their eyes to tell them apart.

A guy who doesn't even dare to look at a girl's face can only turn back and take a few more glances after passing by her. He may not be as good as a duck wearing a red headband. Naturally, his credibility in ordinary people's eyes is basically zero.

But if girls were discussing it, the nature of the matter changed. After all, girls understand girls' tricks best. If someone really debuted in the new semester, there was no doubt that someone jealous would accidentally leak some of the "transfer student's" past scandals, which would then spread like wildfire in several student chat groups. If Pingxin hadn't cracked down on school bullying, there would probably be some groundless speculation or even outright slander.

But women aren't uncommon, transfer students aren't uncommon, and beautiful transfer students are a well-worn trope. It's strange that someone would even enroll in the final semester of their sophomore year. After all, humans are social animals, and "society" is made up of individuals. What's the point of transferring at this point? Could it be to take advantage of Shengxiang Middle School's admissions policies, private school connections, and faculty?

Ping Xin was now genuinely curious, but considering his "reputation," he decided to do nothing and pretend he hadn't heard. Otherwise, if the beautiful transfer student had just arrived and he was eager to find out about her, would he...

Besides, that person is in Class E. If there's any problem, Tiaoyue Liyin will naturally be the first to deal with it, and it won't be Pingxin's turn to step in. How can slacking off be more enjoyable than just looking for trouble?

It's rare to touch it in life!

Ping Xin calmly pulled a number of snacks from his bag, unnoticed, and arranged them on his desk, sorted by category. He ate his snacks silently while gazing out the window. It was a pleasure to slack off for a while, and it was always a pleasure to slack off.

It feels good to eat secretly, and it feels even better when it feels even better!

"..."

Asuna half-poked her head out from the side of the table like a little mole, saying nothing, but just blinking as Pingxin took out snacks from his pants...from the desk and put them into his mouth.

Strange, very strange.

After all, in Asuna's eyes, potato chips are different from lollipops. They make sounds when you eat them. If there is no crisp sound when you bite them with your teeth, how do you know that you are eating potato chips?

I don't know how Asuna managed to squeeze in with such a "huge" body, but she also performed a mysterious skill of silently squeezing the seat open. The "mole" moved up and down from the table to the inside, and now Hirayuki's snack collection for the day was wide open.

"...Ah~"

"Ah~~~"

Hirayukobu leaned over the table, head tilted, his arms moving slightly from the desk to deliver chips to his and Asuna's mouths. Due to the angle and a touch of mischievousness, Asuna's lustrous long hair swayed as she took the chips, sometimes up, sometimes down, and sometimes side to side.

Combined with the postures of Hirashin and Asuna, it doesn't look weird, but rather very strange...

"...What are you doing?"

As we all know, the Black and White Devils (crossed out)...the Black and White Impermanence (crossed out)...the Black and White Rabbit always refresh together and are inseparable. What's more, Hirashin and Asuna were playing some tricks in her seat, and were naturally caught by Kadotate Hana Rin on the spot.

Ping Xin didn't stand up but beckoned to her: "Do you want to eat?"

His other hand, clutching a handful of chips, swayed slightly under the table, and Karin could see it clearly. Asuna couldn't help but lose out to that unruly right hand as she ate her chips. Her fingers were licked, her lips were touched, and even her tender little tongue was caught, leaving a lot of wet marks on Hirashin's hand.

Asuna looked very bitter after licking her lips, but in Karin's eyes, this was just her usual behavior. After all, just like licking the lid when drinking yogurt, who eats potato chips without licking their hands?

Reasonable!

"want..."

Under everyone's obscure and surprised gazes, Hana Rin squatted down on the spot without hesitation, and then followed Asuna's head up and down. Occasionally, the two of them would even touch each other, making everyone's eyes pop out. Little did they know that something even more surprising was yet to come -

"Ah, why are you all eating secretly? I don't want to be left out~"

As everyone stared in amazement, Murokasa Akane licked her lips, put a bunch of long hair behind her ear, and then began to move up and down and left and right frantically. Is this how a maid serves out of interest?

Loved it!

Many female classmates saw this scene and compared it with their boyfriends and felt instantly bored. I'm not asking you to learn from Yi Dashan (one against three), but you can at least hold on for a few more minutes, right?

Startled by Akane's sudden movement, even Asuna and Karin paused. This wasn't surprising at all; anyone would be surprised to see their friend frantically devouring air instead of chips. Could it be that she hadn't been able to properly serve them lately, causing her maid heart to run wild and become obsessed?

(In this time and space) Akane's desire to be a maid stems from the bond and relationship between needing and being needed. In short, she has a somewhat people-pleasing personality, hoping to gain attention and recognition from others. However, Hirayuko feels that this is her natural personality.

She's just a docile maid with a dark side, but she always wants to light a big firecracker!

"Hey, Ping...what's going on? Why didn't you wait for me when you were having snacks? You were just eating potato chips, why are you squatting here?"

In order to repair the relationship between the siblings, she was provoked again. Meiganile Ai Xi Ni, who had been arguing with Xiao for a long time, finally arrived late. Because of her short legs, she was one step slower than Zhu Yin and became the last one among the four.

Was it just to motivate her? That was all Nel could think of.

It's just potato chips!?

The whole class couldn't help but yell in their hearts.

Chapter 42 Joint Physical Education Class

"Where's Ping Xin? Isn't he curious about that pretty transfer student?"

"Why am I curious about that? Aren't you all here? Eat yours."

Hirako used a stick... candy to block Ichinose Asuna's mouth. He had other snacks, but this silence effect lasted longer...

Well, looking at Asuna's increasingly sophisticated tongue skills, Pingxin suddenly became less sure.

"But I am somewhat interested."

"really?"

"Why would I bother... Stop making trouble and eat it too."

He poked her forehead with his index finger, and feeling slighted, Meganilu almost jumped up and slapped him in the face again. The reason it wasn't her knees wasn't because she was taller, or because Ping Xin was cut off, but because they were still sitting, and Nilu, the petite one, had very "reasonably" sat on Ping Xin's lap.

The child's body shape only has the "advantage" of saving space and fabric. Naturally, since they get the advantage, they have to be a little bit well-behaved. So Nilu just tickled Pingxin's nose with her super long aho-ho...

Can humans control their ahoge?

Pingxin felt that it would be better for him not to delve into this issue too deeply. Otherwise, if one day it was discovered that the human body was just a mass-produced machine and Ahoge was the driver, wouldn’t that be a complete mess?

"Ordinary mail..."

Karin didn't ask, but Heishin wanted to tell her, though he had to keep her quiet beforehand. Sometimes, he found this attachment a bit strange. Besides love, it seemed to be a bit of a sibling's affection, a silent but practical fatherly love. So...

More exciting!

"Ahem... Actually, there's an explanation for this. Let me explain it to you."

"That's not quibbling. As a maid, I naturally follow my master's wishes. Whatever you say is what I will do."

Ping Xin has told us not to play master-servant play or say weird things outside. Murokasa Akane is certainly not a green tea, she is just a simple person who adds fuel to the fire!

"...Anyway, this isn't a simple matter. Maybe it'll be interesting."

Pingxin touched his chin...wait, didn’t he wipe his hands just now?

"Oh~~~~"

Everyone understands that there must be something fishy about this matter, so Ping Xin has been keeping it a secret.

"Shall we go see her then?"

"No, I like being passive."

No, you're just lazy!

Ping Xin always talks about working efficiently and never working overtime, but it's not because he's an efficiency freak, or because his obsession with getting things done quickly and well is so he can finish them quickly and do other things he wants to do. Just like ordinary people go to work so they don't have to work, he works so he can stop working.

This group leader is well-known in the industry for his love of delegating power. He believes that if he doubts someone, he will not employ him. But in fact, trust is trust, but everyone who knows his style knows that he is lazy!

Come on, you, a manager, are asking me, the number one guy, to handle a job that you, as a manager, can handle. You save yourself the trouble and effort, but I have to work overtime. Who is working for whom? Who is the boss?

I become the boss so that I can assign work to my subordinates and slack off as much as possible (shock)!

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Spring has arrived, everything is revived, and even people's hearts are getting restless. Even after the first get out of class, more people are talking than those who are catching up on sleep.

"Have you heard about the transfer student from Class E?"

"I heard she's a super beautiful girl...what's wrong?"

"I just sneaked in to take a look. She's as beautiful as an elf... And she's also very humorous. She talks about being forever 17 and a repaying fairy from the West. Her temperament is completely different from that of an ordinary girl..."

Hello, classmate. Regardless of whether what you said was true or false, from the moment your words were heard by the small group of five girls next to you, you lost the right to choose a partner in this school. So, it's unacceptable to praise someone and criticize them, and it's even more unacceptable to criticize them in person... Ping Xin thought to himself.