The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

"In case you didn't know, Yuuka, let me tell you this... This isn't the tsundere version anymore, okay~?"

"Who are you calling a tsundere? Seriously, run!"

Yuuka, who was being stared at by the smiling Noah and Heishin, suddenly exploded. She gritted her teeth and ran out first, while Noah and Heishin followed behind her at a distance.

No, no, no, if the three of us run together, then the point of splitting up in the first place is lost, right? With your normal abilities, it seems like nothing will really happen. But are superpowers really just for you to form small groups?

Hey, it really is!

"Boss Pingxin, what happened between you and Yuuka-chan?"

"Before that, I wanted to ask you what's wrong. You suddenly used this name. Is there something you want my help with?"

Faced with Noah Pingxin who came over with a smile, he did not try to get close to him. Instead, he put the notebook into his pocket as if nothing had happened and threw the question back.

Noah learned to address people like "Boss" and "Head" from his field work. Having seen his ruthless side, he naturally wouldn't pretend and just chatted casually with the very curious young lady.

"nothing much..."

Liar, you definitely have something to say, but it seems that you don’t think it’s that urgent or you have some other concerns, so you don’t plan to say it in the end... Pingxin saw through it all in an instant.

"What on earth was written in that notebook you just put away? Is it another poem for me~?"

Shengyan Noah's family was quite wealthy, so they had everything they needed, and she didn't have any special hobbies besides reading. So, on April 4th of this year, Heishin gave her a commemorative old book as a birthday gift, and also wrote a few poems on the card inside.

"...Now that I think about it, I was definitely mentally ill. Is it true that growth begins with disliking your past self?"

"Hmm... there's nothing wrong with that. Whether you agree or disagree, humans are ultimately creatures that grow up based on their past selves, and no one can change what has already happened."

Yes, no one can change it, once it’s over, it’s really over…

But the past is easy, but letting go is not easy. Pingxin looked into the distance while thinking.

"So can we tell you now? What's so important that you'd bother taking time out from running to write this?"

"..."

"Hey, do you really have to use your photographic memory here? You're the most emotionally intelligent of the three student council members, so just read the air well, Kora!"

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"I see... Hey, so you want to write a song?"

“That’s it in a nutshell.”

But what the hell is "you" and why are you suddenly so distant?

"Ah, come to think of it, that card had a name written on it so beautifully. Will it increase in value in the future?"

"..."

If there is anything more embarrassing than writing a poem as a gift to someone, it is definitely the fact that the greeting card actually has his carefully designed signature on it. Now there is no way to deny it!

"Ahem... Noah, that's enough. Even a rabbit will bite when it's cornered."

Although I'm not a rabbit at all.

"Eh~... Do you want to bite here? Or...?"

She simply slightly unzipped her zipper, which had originally reached the end, and white hot air quickly climbed out, rising along Noah's white collarbone and neck into the sky. Nothing was left behind, but it caught Ping Xin's eyes.

Exposing your neck in front of a vampire, can I take it as a provocation? I don't know what will happen next~

As we all know, serious vampires are a minority these days, so it makes sense for me to use my little head to suck blood, right?

Anyway, it's all going to be inserted into the body, it's going to bleed, it might hurt at first but it'll be very comfortable later...

Exactly!

Chapter 3 My House is Pretty Big

"The faster your brain works, the more information you gather. While this may seem like a good thing at first glance, too much redundant information can easily obscure the truly important things. Therefore, the 'dumb way' is the best approach in these situations."

"I see... No wonder Pingxin uses a notebook to record his inspirations. I thought you were a classicist, but surprisingly, you're more of a brainiac."

What is an accident?

Raw Salt Noah = san, what happened to make you so disrespectful to me?

But considering that she just knew his little secret and was willing to help keep it secret, Ping Xin decided to let her go for the time being, but the other party might not think so -

"But if you want to find inspiration, it would be more effective to read more, learn more, and experience more, rather than thinking about it while running. Wouldn't it be more effective to add some practical experience?"

"I see. 'Unexpectedly pertinent' advice."

Facing Ping Xin's weak but persistent counterattack like a child, Noah smiled without saying a word. Instead, facing her squinting eyes, Ping Xin felt a little creepy, as if a dagger was about to grow, or he might be shot in the back with 18 bullets?

"So come to my house~"

"..."

My time was skipped?

"My house is quite big, and I have a lot of books, so..."

"Okay, let's go today—"

"...Eh?"

The flaw in the high-attack paper defense was revealed at this moment. Even while running, as long as he remained relatively still, he could achieve a wall-bang. The people behind him watched him pass by out of the corner of their eyes, not daring to say a word...

At least in person.

"Actually, my house is pretty big. Besides serious books, there are also many interesting things in it... I wonder if Secretary Noah would be interested in visiting us~?"

"Well... Sorry, President, there's actually a curfew at my house."

Serious books... so there are also non-serious books, right? Born into a wealthy family, she'd heard of those kinds of books, but she'd never seen one in person. This suddenly made her curious...

No no no!

If I go, I will not just read books, but start practicing directly!!!

People often say that those who are involved are often confused. This is actually true, because when someone is too close, she will care, and when she cares, she will be willing to believe it, no matter how unreliable the rumor is.

For example, Ping Xin has a beautiful woman in a golden house, Ping Xin throws parties every day, Ping Xin basically hangs out with several different girls every day, and he is a thoroughbred who shoots guns everywhere...

Eh, is it really the authorities who are confused?

Seeing that Noah was thinking about something, Ping Xin took the opportunity to press on: "It's okay, my house is about a 10-minute walk from the school, it won't take up too much of your time~" Ping Xin's figure gradually enlarged in Noah's eyes. If you didn't know, you would think that he was going to fight with a violent motorcycle.

Although Noah had always known that Ping Xin's house was in the nearby shopping street, he had never expected it to be so close. Now he had even less reason to refuse, right?

“Eh—…”

Am I being hugged? Noah didn't have much time to think, because the next moment Ping Xin's words let her know what happened: "There's a pile of dog shit up ahead."

"..."

Thank you very much, but the atmosphere is completely gone!!!

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On the way, they retrieved Yuuka, who had lost her stamina due to the increased speed, and Hirashin gradually caught up with her and Noah. After helping some students along the way, the three of them finally met up with Chozuki Rion, who had been waiting at the finish line.

"What are you guys stirring up again?"

Hiranobu was hugging Hayase Yuuka, who buried her head in his arms and dared not look outside, while Nakashio Noa just stood there angrily, and it was hard not to suspect that there was some kind of love triangle going on.

But the thought of the first and only person in the student council who got the ring was waiting for them at the finish line...

Well, the situation seems to be completely clear (sure)

Diao Yue Liyin didn't want to say much, just told them not to do anything weird outside and then turned around and left. She had come in elegantly and left with momentum, and at this moment, she seemed like the true winner.

"Yuuka, wake up, wake up..."

"Hmm...eh, we're already there? Doesn't that mean...!"

Yuuka, enjoying a stress-free, baby-like sleep, looked around frantically. Though relieved to not see Tiaoyue Liyin and the others, she began to worry again when she thought of Noah still there. This wave! This wave! They had just emerged from the fountain and their health was blasted by an AOE. Their stress level was rising.

"President Ping Xin, now that we're here, please let me down. I feel fine now!"

The innocent girl was so thin-skinned that she couldn't even pretend to be asleep. After enjoying the height of looking into Ping Xin's eyes for a few seconds, she swung her legs and tried to jump out of the car.

Although this sleep lasted less than half an hour, it made Hayase Yuuka feel refreshed. She got rid of the fatigue accumulated from helping at home and working in the student union. As a person who doesn't slack off, she had accumulated a lot of things, but they were all released under Hirashin's little hands.

* refers to pressure

"Anyway, we've already seen everything we need to see, and there's no one behind us anymore. Let me walk you over these two steps, so it'll be a complete journey, okay?"

A beginning and an end...

It sounded like a nice phrase, but who among the two girls present couldn't see that it was an excuse? It was just a matter of whether to expose it or not!

"Hurry, put me down, you all think I'm heavy anyway!" Hayase Yuuka's calves were shaking, but not only could she not get down, but the friction with Hirayuko's body would also be more intense.

What made her mutter so loudly, even at the cost of "self-destruction", was a conversation she had before she fell asleep, a conversation that still made her angry even now when she thought about it.

[Speaking of which, when I was checking the students' physical data to find those who might be at risk, Yuuka's weight was recorded as 100kg~]

「Eh... But it’s understandable, after all...」

Noah and Hirayuko looked at Hayase Yuka's thighs in unison.

[Wait...! Xiaoxue secretly modified that. How could I possibly be that heavy?!]

Even though she knew they were teasing her, the two of them still made Yuuka feel embarrassed and angry. She pulled her skirt down to hide her round thighs. Although she did have above-average thighs, her weight definitely didn't reach 100kg, at most only 5...

No, there isn't even one starting with 5!!!

No...?

Yuuka fell into deep thought, thinking of the fact that someone always sent snacks and tea to the student council even though he was away, and occasionally took them on vacation to eat and have fun together...

The president always says, "Practice makes perfect." So, shouldn't we find the answer ourselves now?

[Hmm... I can't refuse this!]

Did Ping Xin mention that he prefers plump women?

Chapter 4 Eat, Elbow!

Anyway, when Hayase Yuuka came to her senses, she had already been picked up, a princess hug, and it was a very professional one!

After that, she struggled in vain and became an ostrich to avoid the sight of the passing students. Today, because she hadn't let her purple hair down while running, she threw herself into Ping Xin's arms and slept until she got back to school...

"Wait, hasn't everyone seen this?!"

The weather was a little cold, so her mind calmed down faster, and her face also turned red because of shyness.

In the student council, she is a cold-blooded calculator who gives almost all the clubs a headache. In the shopping district, she is a smart and capable poster girl of the Hayase Canteen. At home, she is a precocious and sensible daughter who is considered capable of standing on her own and makes her parents proud.

But only in front of them, Hayase Yuuka is just Hayase Yuuka.

A Yuuka who doesn't calculate and measure value all the time, who doesn't haggle or even quarrel with club members over funding, and who can rely on others without worrying about anything bad happening.

A 16-year-old girl who is often smart but sometimes confused, who always wears school uniforms and store uniforms but is occasionally interested in fashion and makeup, a -year-old girl who does not need any disguise, can naturally chat about gossip with friends, and plan where to go out for fun in her free time.

Regardless of how others viewed her, whether she was the student union's ruthless accountant or the lifelong (funding) demon, Ping Xin felt that this contrast was good, very good.

"Yuuka is really cute~"

"...Why, why are you suddenly talking about this?! Are you planning something weird again, President?"

Last time, Ping Xin took Tiao Yue Li Yin somewhere and did something. Although she didn't say anything after she came back, the changes in her were certainly noticeable to those around her...

Is it finally my turn this time?

Yuka was about to think about it when she suddenly realized why Ping Xin was so close to her today. Then she finally remembered that she was still being carried like a princess.

Just as Hirashin said, Yuuka is really cute, very cute!

"Ha☆Na☆Se!" Knowing that she is absolutely no match for you in terms of strength, Yuuka pretends to "struggle" a few times, punching you in the chest with her little fists just to make it look like she's struggling.

"Ah, ha, ha, if we make such loud noises here, people will find us~?" Noah, who had been watching the show crazily for some reason, put his index finger in front of his lips while speaking with a smile.