The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

The reasons for not running for president are "not suitable for me", "too troublesome", "not interested", and the only obstacle is that I am not yet of legal age.

Although this sounded extremely arrogant, as if as long as one reached the required age and ran for election, no one here would question "this kind of thing" after hearing that Ping Xin had raised several thousand private soldiers.

"Even though it's not suitable for me, there will always be someone who is suitable and willing to do so... and if I just give him the right support, I can achieve better results with less effort, so why wouldn't I do that?"

It makes sense, or even nine out of ten, but don’t people generally want to hold power tightly in their hands?

"A person's ability to accomplish, and the time and energy they can command, are all limited. Therefore, if we want to achieve the theoretical maximum and the best results, then we need each of us to complete what we are supposed to do, and do it beautifully—"

Idealist, madman, daydreamer, social engineer... Maybe everyone has various opinions in their hearts, but in the end they have to admire Ping Xin's ideas.

"Ultimately, the current mode of human development is incredibly 'inefficient,' just like our energy conversion rate, filled with unnecessary internal friction and waste... No, now isn't the time to discuss that. Let's order first."

After his nagging and pointing fingers were slightly exposed, Hirashin quickly changed the subject, and Goto Ichiri, wearing a maid outfit, finally started her first receptionist job.

"You, you, you...what would you like to order?!"

Haha, are you still nervous?

After everyone's attention was diverted, Ping Xin showed a happy smile in a place where few people noticed. This was Ping Xin's favorite "bystander" posture.

"...Brother Pingxin, do you have any recommendations?"

No, no, no, the person in charge of the maid cafe is right next to me. Are you asking me as a customer?

Despite this, Ping Xin immediately answered Hong Xia's question: "Well... As expected, after arriving at a maid cafe, there is only one first choice and must-order dish——"

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"Excuse me~ Could you give me a portion of this [Spell to Make It Tasty]~"

I didn't expect that the usually considerate and tolerant mother drummer Ichichi Nijika would also show such an expression of adding fuel to the fire and watching the fun...

Doesn't this make her look more like a real mother?

"+1"

"+1..."

"+1!"

All of a sudden, the four of them put on the same copied-and-pasted expression and looked at Goto Ichiri with a smile on their faces. But in her eyes, such a smile was a lot more terrifying than the self-familiar Yangjiao who had pasted over without permission!

"This is a great opportunity, Goto-kun. The first person you cast a spell on is incredibly meaningful to a maid!"

No, I've never heard of that! Speaking of which, aren't you supposed to be welcoming guests? Why are you here watching the fun?!

"My heart is beating fast... My heart is pounding... I'm so touched that the omelet rice has become delicious—"

I stumbled, my volume fluctuated, my eyes weren't looking directly at the person I wanted to communicate with, but instead looked towards the lower right corner. Even my hand trembled slightly as I made the heart gesture, but in the end, I managed to complete it well...

It's not easy, it's not easy.

"Ah, this egg skin is so smooth, and the fried rice inside is also distinct. As soon as I cut the egg skin, the aroma of delicious food comes out."

"Yeah...it's hard to imagine this is just a school festival thing. Our school's maid cafes all use frozen foods."

"It's just...isn't this a little too sweet?"

The three of them looked at the omelet rice being shared in front of them, and then looked at the pink-haired maid who had been looking around and remaining silent after completing the spell. Could it be that deducting 1 really worked?

"There's no point in talking more... Let's do a comparative experiment—!"

Ping Xin waved his hand and ordered another serving of omelet rice.

"Then the experimental subject this time..."

Several people looked at Goto Ichiri, who immediately started shaking his head like crazy after noticing it, just like he was high. This is also very rock and roll (I'm sure)

Now they are just shaking their heads, but soon they will start spinning their hair. Is the band going to increase their visual expression on stage like RAISE A SUILEN?

Pressure Massenet (appreciated)!

"Yes! Please let me try!"

"Ohhh...Kita Ikuyo, permission to attack!"

Ping Xin is like the captain, allowing the Gundam pilot to take the initiative to attack, and we will be able to see Yi Dashan soon~!

"Yes, getting ready to go... Wait, senior, I told you not to call me by my name!"

"Sorry sorry~"

If he continued teasing her, she would probably turn into autistic No. 2 or a crying face. Although it was cute, it was also troublesome, so Ping Xin decisively admitted his mistake.

"Really, Senpai... Then I'm coming."

Well, go ahead...

Something seems strange?

After a brief thought, Ping Xin silently took out his phone and prepared to take a photo: "3, 2, 1...Action!"

"My heart is beating fast...my heart is pounding...miracle, my heart is beating fast..."

Reciting words, turning around, making a heart shape with the hands, and a bright smile on the face.

"Mr. Omurice, is this getting better?!"

A silky smooth little combo, even the bespectacled guy in a plaid shirt at the next table couldn't help but start to glow, and began to explain in the same pose as Commander Ikari: "Such smooth movements, without any embarrassment or affectation, this kid really wants to put love into it.

Even someone nicknamed "Akihabara Maid Cafe King" rarely sees magic of such high purity. It seems the maid cafe world has a new rising star... Incredible!"

No, what realm are you talking about, what rising star?

"Little red-haired sister...I wonder if you are willing to become a maid here?" asked the guy with glasses again.

"Really? I actually want to wear this!"

No, how could a mere stranger like you arrange this? And Kita, you're too defenseless. You're easily deceived by bad men, aren't you?

"Since our class's [Maid Advisor] has said so, Kita-san, why don't you join us too!"

No, let’s not talk about something that sounds very subtle like “maid consultant”. So, you, Maid Glasses, are a student here?

Although, your three-piece outfit of a warm-colored plaid shirt, dark trousers and glasses doesn't look like a student at all. Even if Shengxiang doesn't have a strict requirement for school uniforms, you look too "adult" and you're the type that's in danger of going bald.

*Note: Shengxiang Middle School does not require school uniforms. Just like the subway, you need to punch in and scan your face to enter. It is very advanced and user-friendly.

"Ping-senpai, as someone who also loves maids, you'll definitely agree, right?!"

No, I have a maid only because of practical necessity...

But when he thought about how he often played master-servant play with Asuna and the others, Ping Xin chose to remain silent and skip the topic, just nodded.

"If you're going to do it, make it beautiful. Since you're known as a maid master, you should have prepared different styles of maid costumes in advance, right?"

Pushing up his glasses, the young man revealed a plan-oriented expression: "Well, of course—"

Chapter 93 and Their Cultural Festival Part 7

It is not a traditional Victorian maid outfit but a lighter and cuter oriental style maid waiter outfit. Considering Kita's figure, a cute style with more ruffles and a big bow on the back was chosen.

With black round-toed leather shoes on her feet and a white maid headdress on her head, Kita Yuyo now looks like a real cute little maid.

"Although the choices are limited, this must be the most suitable maid outfit for her among those options."

"...Yes, I agree with your vision."

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"It fits you so well, Kita-chan. Why don't you try it on these two unfamiliar classmates? It might become a wonderful memory."

Wow...

The smile on the monitor's face now is just like that of a contractor who lures college students into taking shady summer job opportunities. Is it true that people with squinty eyes often have sinister attributes?

"Hey, is that okay?"

"Haha, of course. After all, you are all Goto-san's friends~"

He even used Goto Ichiri's influence to lower people's guard. The squad leader is a master of practical negotiation. Perhaps she can be considered for future talent observation...

In the blink of an eye, Ijichi Hongka and Yamada Ryoya were successfully recruited. Will the band be transformed from a serious band to the second maid band?

No, let's put that aside for now and get back to the two "new maids." Because the maid-obsessed guy muttered something about "nothing with a maid soul" and started playing badly, Hongxia and Liang were just equipped with the default maid outfits.

The red polka dot bow and long side ponytail that Hong Xia always wears, as well as her gentle and approachable aura, make her a unique little maid.

Yamada Ryo, on the other hand, donned a more mature maid outfit that accentuated her figure, staying true to the Victorian style. While revealing little skin like her usual attire, her well-proportioned figure and cool expression added to her personality.

Although the maid with glasses gave her a negative score in the "heart of serving", this did not affect the men and women passing by from focusing their attention on her. After all, putting aside her personality, Yamada Ryo is a beauty that attracts both men and women.

Well, personality aside...

"As expected, everything looks perfect after you three put it on... This may be a little sudden, but could you please help me?"

"Sure, I happen to be working part-time in a service industry store. I'm confident in serving customers, so leave it to me~"

The helpful Hong Xia easily agreed to the class monitor's request for foreign aid, and stepped into the trap without any hesitation. People like this will be cheated sooner or later after entering society...

So that she won't be cheated...

No, she really needs to learn a lesson?

Pingxin had been multitasking the entire time, sending the edited evaluation criteria and supplementary regulations to the training camp group via his mobile phone. Only then did he start to clean up the two portions of omelet rice that were still mostly left on the table.

Firstly, I have nothing to do right now, and secondly, wasting food is a very bad behavior...

Does this count as an indirect kiss?

Wait, how many people are kissing? Four? Or five?

After thinking about it for a while, Pingxin gave up thinking. The scene seemed a little too chaotic. It was not something he should think about here, otherwise he would be easily discovered.

As he gradually opened up, Pingxin felt his ability to control his emotions deteriorating. While he could still control himself perfectly in front of others, it was difficult to disguise himself in front of acquaintances. He wondered if this was a sign of laziness, a regression.

"Welcome back. Which band are you here to see today?"

"Ijichi-senpai, this is not a livehouse."

"My apologies, I accidentally received a guest out of my usual habit. So, which maid are you here to see today, young lady?"

Niji and Kita were in charge of soliciting customers at the door, while Ryo... Yamada Ryo quietly sat down opposite Hirayuki and ate omurice together. Should this be considered as being lazy or part of the maid service?

Ping Xin couldn't come to a conclusion until the two of them finished the food on their plates. After all, this world has always been very complicated.

"Hey~~~~I brought a group of guests~!"

"Welcome back, please come this way~"

Seeing Hongxia coming with a group of female middle school students, Kita also greeted them with a smile, but the class monitor standing not far from Pingxin had a worried look on his face.

"This is giving me a headache... Even the chefs couldn't have anticipated this many customers. Are we going to leave them disappointed?"

"...Oh my, I didn't expect someone to come to me looking for soldiers—I'll just give Ichiri and the others some face today. I don't know what will happen if the class monitor tries to be clever like that in front of me next time~"

"Okay~~ Please come this way~"

The squinty-eyed monitor had a smile on her face, and it seemed that she was the type who had never had a table overturned by anyone. She would be given a social beating as a test.

After putting on the apron, Ping Xin also began to get ready.

"As for the equipment, I can cook up to four servings at once. It's not my favorite planetary engine, but for omurice, the induction cooker provided by the school is enough—"

Just think of it as a warm-up session before the celebration party in the evening, so take it easy!

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"Goto-san, you can go and rest now."

"Ah, yes..."

There's a noticeable temperature difference, but compared to those who are trying to find excuses to escape, Kita-san and the others are clearly more reliable and more useful. Even the seniors are...

"You're actually here... What's wrong, Yili? Are you hungry?"

The kitchen and locker room were simply separated from the classroom by a shelf and a curtain, so when Goto Ichiri easily entered and was discovered by Hiranobu, he realized what he had done.