The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

"Can you all accept just these twelve regular contestants? Of course not. So now joining the front lines is—returning to the competition after a century, the real thing, the 146-year-old former Grand Arena Champion!"

The host's tone was very excited, but he still did what he was supposed to do:

"Everyone please stand... He is still alive, the King of the Seas, King Guo!"

Guo Haihuang, dressed in white and seemingly ready to be buried at any time, sits in a wheelchair. The living fossil of Yan State martial arts and the person with the highest status in the martial arts world appear!

Although not everyone in the audience knew of his existence, they still cheered loudly for this symbol of martial arts, not sparing their voices.

The host then introduced: "Then there are three people who have been temporarily confirmed by the Ministry of Martial Arts to participate in the competition - Muhammad Ali II, from the United States!"

A young man who looked very similar to a legendary boxer stood there.

"Hanma Yujiro, East Country!"

This name may not sound like anything special to most people, but it is a legend in the hardcore fighting world.

Today, Hanma Yujiro still looks unhappy, with his lips pouting. Are all the top-tier warriors like this?

"Fanma Baki, also from the East Country!"

A young man in white clothes who looked a little unwell and suspected to have suffered kidney deficiency due to being drained by a succubus, that was Fanma Baki.

"These are the 16 contestants! The once-in-a-century one-day elimination tournament, the once-in-a-century release of pressure, now begins—!"

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"Our King Liu Hai was fighting with Fan Mayong...something."

"Who is that?"

"I can see the battle of the Fighting God Liu Haiwang!"

"Fanma and the like are just stepping stones!"

However, when they were boasting, they could not see the solemn expression on Liu Haiwang's face, nor the stern face of Hanma Yongjiro.

When someone asked about the upcoming competition arrangements, the host continued to explain according to the process, "To emphasize the integrity of martial arts and for the sake of fairness, we will announce the match lists one by one. Now, all contestants except the two, please leave the stage!"

After the clown leader of the Martial Arts Province held a nonsensical test and said he was testing Hanma Yongjiro, but actually wanted to give him a warning, he was slapped in the face. Liu Haiwang, who was known as the God of Fighting, was also killed instantly.

Yesterday, neither he nor Ping Xin took action. One reason was because of the presence of his disciple/friend Lie Haiwang, and the other was that they both disliked those who used fancy moves.

Liu Haiwang, nicknamed the Fighting God, is a real talent as he is able to break Yujiro's kung fu uniform that has never changed for thousands of years. It's a pity that his opponent is the only designated ceiling fan Ma Yujiro.

It's almost impossible to get humiliated unless you're in a hotel.

After killing Liu Haiwang, that so-and-so Haiwang was also defeated, and then after Yaoyingquan Li Haiwang nursed Fanma Baki to resurrection, Pingxin was now chatting with Liyin on the side -

"You are really a bunch of stepping stones. Yesterday a group of people came up but couldn't even touch the corner of my clothes."

At this time, an audience member nearby was furious: "You can defeat a group of sea kings in a one-on-many battle. Who do you think you are? The Sea King? You just know how to complain here. If you can do it, then come on!"

"Um...Okay, I'll be on stage after that."

There was no retort or verbal fight, but such a calm answer made the audience not know what to do and started to worry.

Could it be...

Am I experiencing mental illness?

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"Brother Baki is in a very weak state right now, so Retsukaiou and I have prepared these medicinal dishes. Each of them has its own unique flavor, and the smell and taste are amazing, and the nourishing effect will surprise you—!"

"That's it...eat, Baki."

Although he didn't know why Hiranobu was so excited, seeing Retsu Kaiou say the same thing, Hanma Baki started eating with an open stomach.

He enjoys the meal here, and Pingxin can also replenish his "energy" through the event. This is a win-win situation!

"Ten liters of water, plus about four kilograms of fructose, mixed by Retsu himself... This is the final key ingredient for Hanma Baki's miraculous revival!"

Same as above. Although he didn't know why Ping Xin was so happy, Hanma Baki still drank all of these things, not caring whether his stomach could hold the medicinal meal and the sweat-soaked sugar water.

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Following several Aquamans who were loved to death by the audience, Samwang Aquaman from Thailand was also easily killed by Guo Haihuang... He used a method of going around from behind to take off his pants and flicking his balls, and killed him instantly with the least effort.

Congratulations, Mr. Samwang, you have become the first player to kill himself by healing himself.

After laughing wildly, Pingxin also checked in at Lao Guo’s interview place and listened to him talk about his martial arts philosophy, which made people very satisfied.

Next...

Oliva appeared on the field with the demented Dorian Aquaman, whose intelligence had degenerated to that of a baby.

No matter what, King Yang Hai was not defeated by the baby who had only a tall body and muscles, so he got a not-so-glorious victory after a one-sided beating.

Yang Haiwang, who had a good martial arts ethics despite having to fight for a long time even with the sandbag, asked for another round, so he pretended to be Dorian's agent and joined the competition with Biskid Oliva, the (self-proclaimed) world number one arm wrestler.

So in the special match, Yang Haiwang started his loser commentary session——

"Our Vajra Fist is actually about training the body to be as hard as diamond. We start with training to withstand blows from wooden sticks, then move on to iron chains, then have trucks run over our abdomens, and then have our flesh and blood take on old cannons..."

Hey, hey, hey, why are the people in your world even more terrible than those in mine?

"The final training session was on a night when a typhoon was approaching, where we would dash down a 30-meter-high waterfall until dawn."

No, no, no, putting aside how you didn't get crushed to death, wouldn't you really die of hypothermia after taking cold showers all night and being exposed to a typhoon?

Not to mention Ping Xin’s complaints about this funny world, anyway, Yang Haiwang also took the blame.

Chapter 5: 5V Fair Competition, but Information Flow

Chen Haiwang gave way to Ji Haiwang, and Baki was rudely beaten by his father Hanma Yujiro and flew out of the wall. Lie Haiwang stood in the corridor, sweating all over the floor, and after saying "I am now carrying Bai Linsi", he walked onto the ring -

To be honest, this level of coolness and awareness instantly surpasses the previous Aquamans, okay?

Besides the fact that he sweats a lot...

The King of the Sea, Sun Jie Quan Dao (that's right, that's the word) in front of him started to brag about himself again. The first thing he said was that he had been the King of the Sea for seven years and today was the first time he was unsealed.

After bragging for a long time, he was defeated by Lie Haiwang with his most proud grip strength. After asking him to start practicing from standing still, Lie Haiwang lightly hit him on the back of the neck with a knife, and Sun Haiwang left with regret.

"The standard of the Sea King has also dropped greatly." Lie sighed.

"Although your actions in this battle saved the prestige of Bailin Temple and embodied the essence of martial arts as mentioned by Emperor Guo Hai, your character will eventually lead to losses..."

"I don't mind—"

As everyone knows, King Lie Hai has always been indifferent.

Because in his eyes, the real strong person is the absolute strong person, and his favorite thing to do is to win the victory in the field where the opponent is best at.

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During the break of the game, Guo Haihuang gathered many people into a preparation room.

In addition to Lie Haiwang and Ping Xin, there are also Mao Haiwang and Fan Haiwang who did not appear on the stage, as well as three representatives from the Martial Arts Province... To put it bluntly, they are leaders of relevant departments who are here to show off their faces and reputation.

"Sorry, Lie, for calling you over right after the match... And Ping Xin, I'm sorry for disturbing you and your wife from watching the match."

"It's okay~"

Ping Xin waved his hand. This was one of the few scenes that left a particularly deep impression on him. It was really great to be able to watch it in such a special seat.

But the three leaders of the Wushu Province were not so happy. After all, Ping Xin was not an "insider", and he had provoked a dispute before the game, causing a melee and almost causing a major scandal in the martial arts world.

And at this moment, this young man who didn't know his limits actually brought his wife here. If it weren't for Guo Haihuang and Lie Haiwang's face, they would have kicked Ping Xin out long ago -

"What do you feel..."

Guo Haihuang's tone was neither sad nor happy, as if there was no emotion in it, or perhaps it was simply hidden, just like his past story.

Lie Haiwang closed his eyes and thought for a moment, then quickly said, "Let me be frank... I'm quite disappointed."

"After all, he's known as the Sea King. His strength can't be that weak, right?"

"Yes, you're right."

If the previous question and answer between the skinny, white-haired old man in the wheelchair and the bronze-skinned strong man was relatively subtle, the words of someone next directly tore the relationship apart.

"After the first round of seven matches, the only Yan people left were Mr. Guo and Rei Haiwang. Even with the Hanma father and son and Mr. Unchain, they couldn't even secure two of the remaining four spots... As expected, allowing these incompetent guys to exist only lowers the purity of the Haiwang name. I should have taken stronger measures earlier~"

"you--!"

“How dare you—!!”

"Don't think you can be so rude just because you have some kung fu skills. Martial arts is not just about fighting and killing--!!!"

Although they looked angry, the three men from the Martial Arts Department did nothing. Actually, their intention was simple; they just couldn't defeat them. Didn't they see how the Aquaman teamed up and was defeated by a single opponent before?

"Haha, what's Old Deng, who can only bark, still barking? Since you're a martial artist, why don't you fight me with your fists and feet?"

Because we are not stupid!

"...Three of you from the Martial Arts Department, please extend your dominant hands."

Guo Haihuang got out of the wheelchair, as usual without any unnecessary movements. Perhaps this kind of "energy saving" is the biggest reason why he can live to this day.

Although no one knew why, the three leaders, one with round-frame glasses and a big belly, one with a goatee and a hat, and one with a bald head and a cane, extended their right hand, right hand, and left hand respectively.

“Hahahaha… Just like a woman’s delicate hands—stacked together.”

I don't know why, but the three of them still did it subconsciously, and the next second...

"Ah——!!!"x3

He pierced through them with an iron skewer, then with a flick of his hand, Guo Haihuang actually cut off the entire palms of three people with a casual move. Is this something a centenarian can do?!

"The pain inflicted by the iron skewer caused their muscles to subconsciously tense, and then, with perfect speed and strength, they cut into the weak spot of their wrist from the optimal angle... Truly worthy of being Guo Haihuang!"

Aside from Hirayuki, the calmest person was actually Liyin, having seen plenty of big scenes. Retsu Kaioh's eyes widened, while the two passersby Kaiohs, Mao and Fan, were so surprised that they narrowed their eyes and couldn't keep up their fake smiles.

"Your Martial Arts Province is the culprit behind this ugly situation. This is your punishment—listen carefully, the title of Sea King must never be given to a foreigner."

The three leaders of the Martial Arts Province all lost their royal power and knelt on the ground gasping in pain, but no one here cared about their fancy clothes.

Guo Haihuang clapped his hands, and two people came in from outside the door.

"My friend Long Shuwen, and... Chuncheng, my son who was born when I was 120 years old. The remaining five are our Yan Kingdom coalition forces."

In order to protect the title of Sea Emperor and the dignity of Yan Kingdom's martial arts, Guo Haihuang even bowed his head and asked Ping Xin for help, and the latter readily agreed.

"Please, please wait a moment, how should I go about the match between me and Fan Haiwang...!" Mao Haiwang, who was round but not fat, even opened his squinting eyes in anxiety, and then fainted in the next second.

But he was completely unaware of one problem—

For example, there are clearly 7 people in the house now, but why did Guo Haihuang say "the remaining five people"?

"If even one player can't play, the match won't be complete... Huh? He passed out like that? Young people have such good bodies. They fall asleep straight away, without a care in the world. They sleep like a baby."

He appeared behind the two of them at some point, and then put his arms around their necks enthusiastically like a good friend. But at this time, King Fan Hai didn't dare to move, for fear of following in King Mao Hai's footsteps.

"Then I'll be leaving first...!"

He was once a promising young man who aspired to be the Sea King. He was one of the most powerful Sea Kings besides Lie. However, in front of this group of real strong men, he could only bow his head and run away.

"The mad beast Chuncheng and the vicious man Shuwen... I have long admired them."

Ping Xin bowed and clasped his hands.

Chapter 45 Conditions

In response to Ping Xin's greeting, Long Shuwen, a man in a white suit, just nodded. He was the type of man who was ruthless and didn't talk much, but at this moment he was also a little curious about Ping Xin, the mysterious wild strong man.

The other person, Guo Chuncheng, the miraculously born son of Guo Haihuang, was not so reserved at all. Instead, he looked at Ping Xin and Li Yin beside him with an eager look.