The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

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"Yeah—the sea!"

"Wow, this is fun!"

"Ahaha~Tanoshi~!"

At the bow, Asuna Ichinose shouted towards the sea, while at the stern, two little girls, Hina Hikawa and Hina Ichikawa, were having a lot of fun, experiencing this special surfing game.

Wakesurfing is a serious branch of water sports. Simply put, it is surfing by using the waves created by speedboats, rather than relying on the weather like traditional surfing.

Some people experienced driving a boat, some looked around at the scenery, but everyone was a little envious and happy to see the two unique little geniuses experiencing this game, and they also became interested to some extent.

This is not surprising, after all...

Who doesn't like water skiing (water paddling)?

A total of one luxury yacht, several speedboats and jet skis were used for this voyage. Those who want to experience the speed and passion can go and play in person with personal guidance.

For those who just want to enjoy the natural scenery and have a lazy vacation, they can stay on the yacht to rest and enjoy the comfortable experience brought by Burning Mane.

It goes without saying that there are plenty of snacks and drinks to eat and chat, and while you are resting on the boat you can also watch others doing things while you are at the side (physics), which is a model of group happiness.

You can eat it, but remember not to litter and pollute the environment.

You can play as you like, and it’s okay to sleep on the boat when you are tired.

The Caicai duo, both talented entertainers, have started a new game: a speedboat racing game. They're both neck and neck...

After all, the basic vehicle stats are the same, and I really hope they can remember that these vehicles have power limits.

But it doesn't matter, they have positioning systems on them anyway, they are wearing life jackets, and they have been told that if anything goes wrong, they should wait where they are or in a safe place.

Could it be possible that a giant octopus with two weak boats could suddenly appear in this place that he had searched countless times?

It's a bit humorous, my dear friends.

"Come to think of it, what is it..."

Hey, what do you mean?

Faced with Asakura Toru's sudden question, a question mark appeared above Hirashin's head.

"That's the goal? I have a lot of money, a house, and a lover... so why do I still do these things?"

"..."

Holding a fishing rod and wearing sunglasses, although he looked more like a hermit at the moment, Tou's question really stumped Pingxin.

It is true that he now has money and connections. He can have a romantic dinner or go on a trip at any time. Cars and big houses are also readily available and can be collected as figurines.

With a double harvest in love and career, everything seems to be so perfect...

But do you remember that perfection means no more growth, and even if there is change, it is a downward trend. So what should Pingxin pursue now?

Although he had been thinking for countless days and nights, the way people think is completely different when they ask themselves questions in private and when they are asked questions in person.

It’s hard to say which side is more real. After all, in most cases people don’t know what they really want, but the subconscious reaction is always the most real reaction.

"As for me...Is my goal world conquest?"

The ravings of a fool, daydreaming, are laughable.

"Is that so... Then should we do it, Commander-in-Chief?"

The "Commander-in-Chief" here actually means the President, but compared with the title in other countries, it sounds inexplicably martial and reminds him of the bad times in the past (a few months ago).

"No, let's just forget it after all - it's too much trouble after all~"

Chapter 58: Oga, use Water Splash!

"Ordinary letter~Ordinary letter~"

"what happened?"

"Why haven't you caught any fish yet~~~~"

Even if you tell me this, I...

Ping Xin, who was sitting on the side of the boat, scratched his head, thinking about how to explain to Asuna that it was very difficult to catch fish on a constantly moving boat.

Although in reality this was not difficult for him at all, after all, even if he couldn't catch any fish, he could just move his fingers and let the fish come and bite the hook.

Estimating the time and distance, Pingxin ordered the maids to stop the boat, and sent a message to the people driving the boat outside to stop as well.

"Hey...did you hear that?"

There were several lounge chairs lined up behind Hirashin, and Toru Asakura was leaning on one of the chairs, looking around for the source of the mysterious voice.

"Asakura, what did you hear?"

Higuchi Enka, who was sitting on the chair next to her reading a book, looked over. Although she seemed to have heard something just now, she didn't care. But if Toru cared, then she should care too.

"First, rule out the big guy's call... If it's just some kind of chirping, don't worry, Toru~"

Turning around, Ping Xin adjusted his glasses to reveal his eyes underneath the sunglasses.

"After all... they'll be here soon~"

they?

Who are they?

The answer to this question was soon revealed, because they came——

And it comes quickly!

On the sea, a row of black dorsal fins are rapidly approaching, pushing aside the waves. It's...

Shark?

No, it's not.

Because sharks are even cannibalistic, they generally do not appear in groups, and since Ping Xin did not issue a warning, it means that they should be harmless.

So, is it a dolphin?

Hot news: dolphins are not actually animals that only appear in aquariums and perform for people's entertainment. In fact, they are also species that live in the sea.

But, that’s not right either.

Because they are black, as black as the night. Dolphins are generally seen as mostly gray and white, and they are definitely not that big.

Then there is only one answer -

"Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to a show brought to you by my good friends."

Standing in front of them, Pingxin dropped his fishing rod and opened his arms. Wouldn't the big fish come to him by itself?

"Oga, use Water Splash!"

Just like a Pokémon trainer giving orders, Ping Xin shouted at the largest leader whale in the group of killer whales from a distance of more than 20 meters.

"By the way... everyone, maybe sometimes we should use an umbrella even on sunny days~?"

Although she didn't know what Pingxin was talking about, Enka reacted quickly when she saw the camera in his hand. She came over and stuffed her book into the waterproof bag.

After all, if it's this person, it wouldn't be surprising if he did anything for the effect of the show.

The mystery was soon revealed in a very fresh and interesting way——

“Wow~~ It’s raining!”

One killer whale after another leaped into the waves, creating waves just like humans jumping into a swimming pool, except that the splashes they created were particularly large.

"Are killer whales really that big?!"

Everyone in the group looked in amazement at the group of killer whales that were creating "artificial rain" by hitting the waves close up or slapping the water with their tail fins from a distance.

People who have only seen them on TV will never understand the ferocity of tigers, the strength of bears, and the majesty of lions. Naturally, they who have only seen dolphins and beluga whales in oceanariums cannot imagine this scene.

When a group of huge creatures, each 6-9 meters long and weighing 4-6 tons, are making waves in front of your uncle like goldfish in a pond, the scene can be described as more than just spectacular.

The orcas swam by quickly, after all, they were just there to say hello. And according to their good friend Ping Xin's instructions, they were now going to give the girls on the speedboat and jet ski a little splash and shock.

He stared blankly at them as they left, and after a few seconds, Asakura Toru could only give this comment: "...white teeth——"

"Haha, isn't it amazing? Quite a surprise, isn't it? When I first met them, I decided that I must let you see this scene with your own eyes. Now I can finally get what I wanted..."

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And what's left to do is...

Hirayuko stole a glance at Enka, and naturally noticed she was looking back at him. He said nothing, just making faces and flirting, and Enka gave him a very cute eye roll in return.

It wasn't until Pingxin turned around to talk to someone else that Enka continued to stare at the back of his head, wondering what else this person was hiding from her.

Suddenly, a memory flashed before her eyes——

On their first date, Pingxin would of course prefer to take her to a quiet aquarium rather than a noisy amusement park, but at that time she was still troubled by the memory of drowning as a child and was a little afraid of water.

Before the two confirmed their relationship and broke up, Ping Xin once said that one day he would take her to the aquarium to see the best show.

Could it be that such a big event today is actually for...

Suddenly, her heartbeat quickened, and an emotion that was a little more twisted than happiness gradually spread in her heart.

This feeling of pleasure reached its peak when she found that no one was paying attention to her and Asakura Toru was also in a daze recalling the scene just now.

Playing the pig to eat the tiger and making a fortune in silence are pleasures engraved in human DNA and must be tasted.

——When Pingxin said this to her before, Enka just wanted to laugh, but now she seemed to experience this emotion firsthand, even more strongly than when she was secretly having sex next to their bedroom.

Higuchi Enka cares more about spiritual satisfaction than physical happiness. She may seem like a piece of wood that doesn't understand love, but as long as she can be ignited, she will definitely burn hotter, brighter and longer than anyone else.

But this is just her guess, Ping Xin didn't give any explanation, so...

Can't laugh yet.

She tried hard to suppress the corners of her mouth and tried to keep her usual expression, but it was difficult to do so. In the end, Enka could only cover it up by drinking water.

"When they swim back later, everyone can sit on the small boat. It will be easier to touch than on this big boat."

"Hey, is it okay!?"

Asakura Toru was a little excited today.

Because she generally gives people the impression of being as distant as the sky, as clear as water, and as unpredictable as the sea.

When she realized that she was like a whale flying in the sky, she began to have different feelings towards creatures like whales.

After all, they are all the same, searching for and following their mates and tribes throughout their lives.

"Of course - after all, they are all good kids, and I have a good relationship with them~"

After that, Ping Xin explained some key points about how to get along with killer whales.

Chapter 4000 You are right, but... ()

Although the show is updated every Monday, X Agency's social media presence is constantly updated, fast and furious. And when it doesn't update for more than half a day, it's even more impressive, because everyone knows—

The big one is coming.

"Oh my god, what is going on!?"

An ordinary fan of the Chinese Communist Party clicked on the official account's updates after get off work, and then fell into deep thought after swearing.

Could it be...

Is Pokémon actually a documentary animation?

No matter how uneven it is, it must have a basis in reality, such as animal tamers, druids, etc. Otherwise, how to explain the group of people in the video directing killer whales to play water volleyball?

After watching the video for more than ten seconds, he clicked on the comment section. It is well known that netizens' comments are often more exciting than the video content. What kind of experts will be in the comment section today?

"Sticky comment... As expected, the producer is grabbing the spot again——"

Mr. Producer, you are really despicable now!