The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

Come to think of it...didn't I tell them what this island is used for?

But it's no big deal. After all, Pingxin's second reason for coming here is to enjoy a relaxing holiday... After all, he has big things to do later.

"Yeah~~~~ Let's go on an adventure together!" Asuna shouted.

Hey, this is my own island. I bought it with real money and a little bit of connections. How can it be considered "dangerous"?

"Hmm... not bad, let's go together~"

However, Pingxin would not say such a depressing thing, and at this time, he just needs to think about the benefits of doing so, such as allowing them to quickly recognize the environment here.

"So, does anyone want to sign up for the expedition? It's here~... Those who don't want to go are free to go, but please be careful~?"

Surprisingly, no one quit, so Plan A, which left Chozuki Rion and Meixing Himari alone, failed. Anyway, let's just do it this way or that—

"Speaking of which, I think you knew me before, right? So why don't you push her wheelchair this time, Liyin?"

"As a man, don't you have any gentlemanly manners?"

At the same time, it was a double entendre of pushing physical work to women and forcing a match without knowing how to read the atmosphere. Ping Xin felt the familiar weirdness of Yingyang again.

"But I have to lead the way, okay? And Hinari-chan just came from abroad, all alone, and she can't even speak the Eastern language well. Now she can only rely on you--"

Such a familiar moral kidnapping. I seem to have seen it somewhere but I can’t tell exactly. Anyway, it is very familiar.

Although following Hirayuko's words made her look a bit stupid and she couldn't even learn the language, Himari was willing to give it her all just to be able to start a conversation.

So she made full use of her natural acting skills as a woman and spoke to Liyin in an old London accent that even the locals thought was authentic. However, she didn't expect the other party to get a dark look on her face.

Come to think of it, I used to use this kind of clip-shaped voice to disgust Li Yin a lot before, no wonder she reacted so strongly at first...

Ping Xin discovered the truth of the matter and chose to turn around and leave without saying a word.

After all, he is now a real man, he should always be taciturn but strong and reliable, right?

"Yoshi... Aibo, let's go explore Iku--!"

"Okay, let's go—!"

"Go, go, go!"

A few people who understood, a few who just wanted to join in the fun, and a few who followed without knowing what was going on, a group of people followed the pace, and in the end, only Tiaoyue Liyin and Mingxing Riju were left there.

"I was left behind..."

"Yes, Isabella, we all lost."

The two smiled at each other. People can always quickly get closer when they have a common enemy.

Pingxin: You didn’t expect this, right? This is my escape route!

Chapter 54: Good, very energetic!

"Hey, guys, hello everyone... Oh - it seems someone has already seen it. Yes, today we have come to an unnamed deserted island to learn how to survive in the wild -"

The camera lens shook, rising and falling as the terrain changed, and the magnetic voice of the cameraman rang in my ears.

It can be said that with just these two sentences, the image of a poor survival blogger who died in the wild and had no one to collect his body has appeared in front of everyone.

Toot——

Following the sound, I saw a passenger ship passing by in the distance. It blew its horn twice to show its presence in an empty place. You have a strong desire to show off.

"puff..."

I don’t know who started it, but Pingxin only remembers that there was a deafening laugh later that day, but when he looked up, there was not a single cloud in the sky, and the whole sky was filled with his silence.

"Okay, let's get straight to the point. Last time, we talked about how our girls performed so well and shone on the world stage, so we specially organized this trip to reward them...

Right now, we're wandering around the woods on the island, killing time... Come on, everyone, say hello to the audience~"

After several months of cooperation, everyone had already developed a tacit understanding, so several people walked in front of the camera and introduced themselves.

"Travel, yeah~!"

In fact, she was just in a daze just now, but she immediately reacted after being photographed by Ping Xin. The not-so-new little idol Toru Asakura appeared in everyone's sight.

Today she was wearing sneakers and short socks that were convenient for movement. Looking up along her fair and slender legs, she could see a pair of beige shorts.

He wore an ordinary striped T-shirt on the upper body, a thin jacket on the outside for sun protection, and a baseball cap on his head.

With her ordinary outfit and casual pairing, she looks just like the young people in the park on weekends, but for some reason she can attract everyone's attention.

Toru Asakura is the only one among the four members of noctchill who can master this neutral style. According to a survey, Toru's fans are the highest proportion of females in the group.

"Asakura, watch your step... Hi everyone, I'm Higuchi Enka, please be kind."

When the camera turned to Enka, her expression remained unchanged. After all, someone always liked to make surprise attacks like this, and she was used to it.

But such performance cannot satisfy Pingxin, just like the clothes that Enka is wearing today.

When I came to the beach for vacation, I just changed from a strange black sweatshirt to a white sweatshirt, and from the usual JK pleated skirt to a black short skirt that was a bit hip-hugging, giving people a feeling of being neither in nor out...

Specifically, it has changed, but not completely.

Let go, but not completely.

"Speaking of which, why did Enka suddenly think of changing her usual weird sweatshirt? Did she suddenly want to change her image and make a second debut?"

"Please don't call other people's clothes 'weird sweatshirts', Mr. Weird Mask... It's just because of the problem of direct sunlight, so white clothes are cooler." Enka answered seriously.

Oh, it’s been a long time since we last saw the nickname-giving session. I always feel nostalgic.

I still remember that spring...

Oh, it happened this year, that’s okay.

"Speaking of which, you really should be careful when walking in the mountains and woods... all those bumps and depressions, and the sticking out tree roots and stuff."

"Is that so..." Enka agreed, thinking that Hirayukoshi was just spreading science.

"There's also some soil that's become loose due to rain. Sometimes when you're walking, there's a sudden slope and you might roll down if you're not careful."

"Save the world..."

"Occasionally you can see some birds in the sky, which makes you worry whether they are eating enough..."

No. What are you talking about?

Oh, so you are talking about the straightforwardness of birds. Be careful of gifts from the sky.

Enka thought she understood, but she didn't know it was just an obvious trap.

"But the place I should be most worried about is still the ground. Even on a deserted island there are bugs... Ah, it feels like if I don't watch where I step I could easily step on one and lose a good life."

Higuchi Enka looked towards her feet with trembling eyes, and looked down around and around, almost spinning like a top before she remembered that she was still recording the show.

"And things in the sky... things like beetles, spiders, and the most common caterpillars, aren't they always up there? Who knows, they might fall down at any moment."

Enka felt her scalp tingling, and she began to look around, even wanting to put on a hood, just like the poor little thing in a 1v5 FPS game whose spider sense was going crazy and she had no idea where her opponent was.

"...!"

After looking around and finding that there was indeed nothing, Enka realized belatedly that she had been tricked and glared at Hirayuki.

As the saying goes, there is a kind of deterrent called your mother watching you. Enka's silent and cold look now makes her look intimidating without even getting angry, making people unable to help but start counting their sins.

"Hey, guys. If I praise the little wings on the back of her clothes and say they are cute and look like an angel, do you think she will forgive me?" Ping Xin whispered to the camera.

This guy looks like a straight man who goes to a live broadcaster's channel to consult about relationship problems. Regardless of whether he has emotional intelligence problems or not, he should first consider whether his brain is in good condition.

cough cough...

Anyway, let’s take a look at Hina in the distance first, dear friends.

"This is Hina~...Ciallo~(∠?ω<)⌒☆"

After recognizing Asuna Ichinose as her good sister, Hina Ichikawa of course also copied this way of greeting that is widely circulated in the JK circle. Combined with her outfit today, her cuteness can be said to be doubled.

Today, Hina's lower body is still in a pleated skirt that conforms to the public's impression of JK, but instead of classic leather shoes, she has replaced them with cloth shoes that are more convenient for movement. The light-colored soles are stained with some traces of mud, which adds a bit of natural breath to her.

The upper body is her favorite white ruffled singlet, which she wore when the two of them went to the water park to take promotional photos a few days ago.

But today she also wore a light pink thin jacket, which she bought at the mall in front of the station after playing drums one day. Needless to say, that's all.

"Then finally, it's Koito... Oh, I didn't expect today's style to be like this—"

After keeping the audience in suspense for a few seconds, Pingxin turned the camera to that side.

A dome-shaped hat with a brim, resembling King Luffy's, sat upright on his head. Its owner was currently clutching the shoulder straps of his backpack with one hand each.

He wore plain, dirt-resistant shorts and slip-resistant sneakers for ease of movement. The bag on his back contained a water bottle and insect repellent, clearly showing he came prepared.

It would be more accurate to say that they were so fully equipped that they looked like college students or boy soldiers coming for military training.

"Koito..."

"To!"

"Good—very spirited!"

Chapter 55 Don't worry, because...

"Hey, guys, look! There's a big, fat worm over there. I don't know its nutritional content, but I'm sure it has more than six times the protein of beef."

Seeing Hirayoshi holding a camera and pointing at a bug on a tree and talking to himself, common-sense people like Hayase Yuuka couldn't help but show worried expressions.

"Don't worry, because Ping Xin has always been like this!" Asuna replied immediately.

No, no, this should actually be something I should be more worried about! ?

Or is it true that every smart lunatic hates going to the doctor?

As for Higuchi enko...

Well, he had already put on his hood and was hiding behind Toru Asakura.

They were all acquaintances here, so this kind of thing wasn't shameful at all. After all, they must have seen each other rolling their eyes, sticking out their tongues, and drooling, right?

Considering the audience and his own tolerance, Ping Xin just talked about it and did not go close to swat the insects, let alone eat the game.

The group walked and stopped, passed through the woods, strolled across the stream, and went through the cave, and finally arrived at the highest point of this unknown island. After taking photos and checking in, everyone agreed to go back for lunch first.

......

...

..

All I can say is that the times are developing and kitchen utensils are also improving. As long as you use a smart stove, you can estimate the time and control it remotely, so the group can wash their hands and start eating as soon as they arrive at the villa.

"Stew, clam chowder, cutlets, stir-fried vegetables... We had everything we agreed to prepare in advance, except for fish—"

Then some students may ask.

Ah, you said that all kinds of ingredients are available, but why is there no fish? Are you discriminating against us?

Ah, I can only say that this is not true.

"Hmph..."

Ping Xin put on his sun hat and turned the brim. If you didn't know, you would think he was going to throw a ball to catch Pokémon, although what he was going to say was similar.

"If you want it, you'll have to come get it yourself... Hey, guys, think about what your ancestors would do in a time like this!"

Some people are thinking, some are in a daze, and some are eating. In short, after you become familiar with his routine, you will be interested in this guessing session, but you won’t feel much.

After all, someone will always announce the answer. In his words, it means to do things from beginning to end.

"Simply put, it's fishing! Fishing! I'm new here today so I'll need to get acclimated first. Anyone want to go fishing with me tomorrow?"

No one answered, after all, everyone was busy eating.

And although some people may be interested in fishing, a rare trip to the seaside is of course to enjoy the beach, sunbathing, swimming, bonfires and stargazing at night -

Besides, fishing in a five-person team is not scary. Whoever comes up empty-handed will be embarrassed!

"Oh... What a shame! I thought someone would want to play with my Ocean Street friends—What a shame~"

As we all know, the best way to get someone to do something is not to coerce or bribe them, but to make them interested in it themselves, which is completely in line with Pingxin's "I have no opinion" principle.

"What, what? Does Brother Pingxin have any acquaintances here?"

The little genius Hikawa Rinna, who had played for a whole day but felt a little bored because his sister was not around, there were no fries for lunch, and there was a lack of more new fun, immediately became energetic.