The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

In short, Pingxin was angry!

"If I just slash it through the middle with a knife... wow—"

".......ah--"

Toru put down his chopsticks and looked intently at the omurice in the hostess's hand.

"Soft... sticky...!"

"......Oops--"

Enka's attention was also drawn to him, but she immediately pretended nothing had happened. After all, if she easily "switched her affections to someone else," wouldn't she become a scumbag like Hirayama?

"Add a little bit of bitter chocolate sauce here—"

“Puwaa ...

"......................"

This time, even Hina and Koito betrayed the food in front of them and turned their gaze to the TV screen that had obviously added a lot of Overlord (crossed out)... special effects.

"Please enjoy the completion of the Ultimate Omurice—"

beep!

“——Aaaaah, I can’t take any more…!”

Ping Xin picked up the remote control and clicked it, and the food program instantly switched to a comedy variety show.

"Wow... I'm defeated after all. I lost to the bland diet of the Eastern people, and I lost because I didn't add a lethal dose of luminous effects, so the visual impact was not enough..."

But obviously not as funny as the one in front of him.

"Eh—...Jealous?"

"No! ...I'm angry that she dared to call a dish of her caliber the 'Ultimate Omurice'. It's laughable!"

Pingxin raised his right fist, as if questioning whether justice was right—

Is it possible that the heavens are dead and the gods are gone?!

“It’s really an eyesore.”

Higuchi Enka closed her eyes, not knowing whether she was talking about the bright red mapo tofu on the plate, the clumsy makeup of the female host on the show just now, or the wonderful performance of Hirayukoshi in front of her.

"But that Kanzan is delicious too~...Ah, why don't Pingxin make some omurice~!"

The clever little Hina declared rebellion, but the next second she started to urge Heishin to cook.

After all, if you put it this way, the subsequent developments will definitely be more interesting, right?

"I didn't expect the one making you all drool wasn't me... Hehehe, all betrayals will be settled eventually. When I unleash the [True Ultimate Omurice], there will be ghosts wailing and gods howling, and even Buddhas closing their eyes!"

"..."

Enka just watched him go crazy. "Is this omurice? Is this a dish? Is this a serious matter?"

Maybe the food is serious, but the person is definitely not a serious person.

"Don't stop me, I'm going to fight it today!"

No one is stopping you...you really know how to add drama to yourself.

"Nobu, Nobu-chan, we're already very full today. Even if we cook, we won't be able to finish it, okay?"

"Hey~ But Hina (I) am okay~?"

"Don't interrupt Hina-chan, you'll definitely get fat if you eat too much!"

Looking at the plump fruits of Hinana and the small mound of Koito, Pingxin felt that it was not impossible to gain weight.

"Damn it... I'll leave it for next time then—but today I have to make a dessert for you guys to try. Even Zu can't stop me. I'm telling you!"

"Ha~"

Higuchi Enka remembered that this was the method she had to use to deal with this person—

"...Why are you all looking at me?"

Why is that?

Several people looked away at the same time, and no one met Enka's gaze.

Afterwards, Pingxin made pancakes with maple syrup, and everyone enjoyed them happily.

Chapter 4000: Going to School for a Night Out ()

"But Toru, you said you forgot something. What exactly did you forget?"

"Eh?"

After being asked this question by Heishin, it was obvious that Asakura Toru fell into deep thought.

Could it be that you even forgot that you forgot something?

...Haha, if it's her, it's not impossible.

Unexpectedly, it was Hina who spoke before Toru: "Sportswear~ Someone said there was something in the pocket."

"Ah, the tracksuit...the one from this afternoon?"

Dongguo high school students usually change clothes for gym class, as sweat and odor are considered rude. Their school's gym uniforms are similar to Yanguo's pocket-shaped uniforms, only slightly tighter and red.

Imagining himself wearing the classic green Wolf Warrior suit with the words "Yan Guo" printed on it, Ping Xin felt that he was still better.

Tou nodded: "Yeah, in the afternoon."

"Ahaha~ I suddenly feel like eating an ice cream cone~"

Hinana smiled at Hirayukoshi. She had just finished her pancake but was still licking her lips, looking very greedy. It was a bit cute.

"You guy—" Enka grabbed Hirashin's collar and pulled him over. Then, with her back turned, she whispered, "...You didn't do anything weird to Hina, did you?"

"Strange things? ...Oh~~~~"

A meaningful look and a somewhat sly smile appeared on Ping Xin's face at the same time, facing her.

This long sound was heard by everyone, and Enka, who was relieved, elbowed him back...

Well, with the help of the reaction force, she then created distance herself.

"...You know it's the house key, right?"

"Oh, yeah."

Strange tacit understanding is reflected in strange places, and strange people have strange ways of getting along.

"By the way, how did Toru open the door without his keys...? Could it be that Toru always forgets his keys, so Auntie just looks at the time and opens the door early~... Could it be that?"

Higuchi Enka closed her eyes, showing that she was tired but used to it, and just gave up and refused to talk about it.

Asakura Toru nodded, smiling playfully, obviously very satisfied with the meal and happy to take a walk in the evening.

"But it's almost dark at this time. Is it really okay to go to school?"

"But at this time, there are usually still students participating in club activities... What's going on?"

Looking up at the setting sun in the sky, Ping Xin casually said, "Between day and night, dusk falls, the border is unstable, and it is the time to encounter demons."

Even if we put aside those supernatural and fantasy stories, when the tail of dusk slips away and night is about to fall, it is indeed the time when bad things are preparing to come out and act.

Like some rogues, thieves and robbers... In short, all kinds of despicable people will pop up. Perhaps this is why there are all kinds of legends later.

"Isn't Koito too timid?... Don't worry, I'm here, and no matter what happens, I can handle it."

"Scared~!"

[No matter what the situation] What is the situation?

Koito's Fear Value +1

Enka glared at Hirayukoshi and changed the subject. "Instead of him being so mysterious, Koito, you should consider what would happen if someone like the student advisor found out."

"Ahaha~ I guess I'll get a lecture~"

Hinana's words came from her heart. After all, as a well-known problem student, she had been lectured many times before.

The reason why there are fewer lectures like this now is not because she has learned her lesson, but because the teacher is too lazy to scold her.

A few people were wandering around in the empty courtyard. After a few minutes, the sky turned off the lights and prepared to go to sleep. The sun went down and the moon came up. The sky also changed from a hazy gray to a deep black.

"It fell to the ground. What's that? Is it a human head? Wait, don't hit me in the face. I was just thinking about it. Are you really going to hit me with a few random attacks?"

Enka didn't say anything, but instead had a cold face and stuck out her chin.

Pingxin turned around and saw Fukumaru Koito trembling while holding Toru's arm. He was in trouble now.

"Sorry, sorry, at least it sounds like a football... Stop it, or I'll have to defend myself, okay~?"

Hirashin and Enka began a duet around Hina, while Ichikawa Hina began spinning on her own. Perhaps the moment she spun herself to the ground, the two supreme beings would battle to the edge of the universe, to the end of time.

Until the ball rolls to their feet.

...It turned out not to be a human head. Pingxin didn't say it, otherwise he would have really been beaten.

Although love is like fighting, if he really has to fight, he hopes it will be in bed.

"...pass the ball~"

"Ahaha~ Toru-senpai, pass the ball to me~!"

Hinana yelled and laughed as she ran away.

...Seeing the obstacle between the two of them disappear, Ping Xin and Enka did not take action, but just looked away at the same time, and then walked over there without saying a word.

"Really?! What if the teacher comes—"

After hearing Koito's complaints, everyone stopped and looked at Toru who was stepping on the football.

"Okay... Then, let's start with Koito."

Then a big kick-off -

"..."

"Ahaha~ It flew out~!"

The football flew to the moon for a moment, and then was pulled back to the ground by gravity the next second, and finally turned into a meteor and flew into the distance -

"Wow, it's a home run...Mr. Asakura, are you interested in signing a contract?" Ping Xin imitated the Oriental reporter and said.

"Eh... I'm afraid not. I have things to do, idols and all."

Toru Asakura bowed slightly, killing the interview.

“F-Fell into the swimming pool…!?”

Koito subconsciously went to check the direction the ball had flown from, and the others followed suit.

"Okay... let's climb over the railing." Tou stood directly in front of the railing and stepped on it twice to get a feel for it: "Xin, remember to lift me up when I go over."

Pingxin blinked. He really wanted to say, "I can take you there directly." But he just thought about it. After all, if he had to say it, it would definitely be more fun this way.

"OK~"

"Is someone coming?"

Koito trembled and looked around, like the most timid member of a bank robbery gang, the one who was in charge of looking out for the enemy and usually the one who made the breakthrough.

By the way, is there a payday series in this world?

"I just went to pick up something, it's considered a good deed."

Well, of course it's a good thing~

...if you ignore who kicked the ball in.

"Landing successful..."

"Yeah~!"

While Koito was still hesitating, Toru and Hina had already easily flipped over with Hirashin's help. Seeing Hirashin's current posture, Enka probably guessed what had just happened, which was why she was upset.

"Alright, hurry up... If you don't hurry up, someone might come over here~?"

“…Tsk—”