The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

Pingxin even translated this sentence into 5 different languages ​​for people all over the world to share. However, the price he paid was that for a short period of time, Koito's face would become puffy like a hamster and she would refuse to communicate with him.

"...Then, next one~"

Chapter 50: The little idol didn't retire, but...

"Then the third one...Hina-san~"

"Okay~!"

After hearing Hiranobu's call, Ichikawa Hina immediately ran over from the stall. She was indeed more interested in this place than selling drinks there.

After imitating the instructor's turn, Ping Xin continued the process: "Well, briefly introduce yourself."

"Ahaha~ Hello everyone, Hina is Hina~"

While smiling and waving to say hello, he also put his face in front of the camera. This sudden close-up directly doubled the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room.

A lovely voice, a lovely face, and light brown hair that reminded people of milk, sugar, and chocolate-flavored snacks, appeared "beside" them, and then was tapped on the forehead and sent away.

"It hurts~"

I obviously didn't use any strength at all!

"You should say your name properly when introducing yourself... ahem, anyway, this is Ichikawa Hina, a first-year high school student just like Fukumaru Koito. Don't rush to scold me, just watch the live broadcast..."

Ping Xin manually triggered the barrage storm because he blocked everyone's fantasy time with just one finger. This was a heinous crime that needed no explanation.

So he had no choice but to throw out a trick to attract jade and divert the attention of the tiger away from the mountain, directly creating a contrast between the beautiful and cheerful Hina and the petite, introverted and serious Koito.

Moreover, being in the same first-year group also brought a lot of topics, making Koito, who was the first to appear, more popular.

"Ahaha, everyone doesn't need to fight over me, because it's not good at all~"

Hina's mood is always reflected on her face. Although the weather is often clear and sunny, just like the perfect weather for a picnic, she will occasionally pout like this, almost saying "I'm unhappy~"

"Stop fighting, go to the dance studio~"

Hirashin's voice came at the right moment, and Hina's expression brightened.

"Haha~ Producer, what did you just say~? I don't know, but it's hilarious~!"

Hinana clapped her hands happily, and even the live broadcast room was flooded with a large number of applause emojis. This kid is indeed a natural live broadcast master and a great choice for selling products.

"Anyway, getting back to the point... Although this question has been asked before, could you please introduce yourself to everyone again, in a bit more detail?"

"Okay~~"

This time, Hina stood in front of the camera properly, keeping a proper distance, and waved with a smile:

"Everyone~~Can you see~? Hina is here~?"

"Yeah...everyone is saying they can see it."

Pingxin adjusted the camera position and then made an OK gesture.

"Yeah~!"

Hinana made a scissors hand gesture, then cleared her throat and began to introduce herself seriously.

"Hina (my name) is Ichikawa Hinana, I'm 15 years old, and a first-year high school student."

"What!?"

The one who screamed was none other than Ping Xin.

"This height, this figure, this natural beauty, this understanding of fashion, and she's only 15. Can someone explain what 15 means?"

After looking up and down several times, Pingxin fell into confusion.

Oh no, ladies and gentlemen, it seems like we’ve really recruited child labor this time!

The live broadcast room was filled with comments. It was obvious that no one could resist such a lively and cute girl, but if she was only fifteen years old...

Damn it, fall down!

"Eh~~ Doesn't the producer know~?"

Hinana pouted again, blinked her eyes, and turned her face away, looking like a grumpy girlfriend.

The corners of his mouth twitched under his mask. It’s okay if you’re a high school student, but fifteen years old...with your figure and appearance, are you really fifteen years old?

If Kisaki knew, she might cry—

"I'm sorry, this is the first time I've heard of this. After all, when you introduced yourself, you only said you were in the first year of high school. I think it's hard for most people to imagine that the youngest one is actually the tallest and best-built one..."

In the live broadcast room, those who liked older sisters fell into deep thought at their own age, those who liked smelting heavy metals fell into thought at the appearance of Hinana, and only those who simply liked beautiful girls fell into a carnival——

For a moment, Pingxin didn’t know what to say, so he just went through the process first!

"Anyway, I'm sorry... but I've already signed the contract with the company and discussed it with my family, so it should be fine... right? Ahem - so, what are your goals as an idol, Hina?"

"Hmm...training, work, performances~, eating snacks and drinking drinks to my heart's content~, in short, doing things that can make Hina (me) happy~"

Hina's eyebrows were curved and her eyes were smiling. As she winked, her long light brown hair swayed as her body leaned forward. It was as loose and free as her owner, yet so beautiful.

“Ah, it hurts~!”

After being given a brain-crushing compliment by Hirayukoshi, Hina covered her forehead and made a crying face, but Hirayukoshi didn't care whether her acting skills improved or not, and only reminded her, "What's the most important part?"

"The most important part was supposed to be said last, but Hina got punished anyway. How naughty~"

The live broadcast room started to denounce Ping Xin again, but he was not moved at all and even the corners of his mouth were raised wildly.

"Hina... I feel that as long as I can live a happy life, I can pass on that happiness to everyone else. Is that okay for me~?"

Although Hina Ichikawa is often described as willful, free and undisciplined, and the most commonly used description for her is innocent, she is actually a clever little girl with a dark heart.

Let’s not talk about her usual performance for now. Just look at how she acted today without any prior rehearsal, knowing how to act pitiful in front of the camera. Do you believe that she knows nothing?

And now the way she plays with pure virgins, she is not an innocent girl at all, it’s more like she is a hidden little devil.

"Okay, then the next one is..."

Seeing Ping Xin's sudden pause, Hinana thought something had happened, so she came over curiously, and the audience in the live broadcast room also started a storm of questions.

"What? Someone actually asked, 'With such a high-quality idol in your hands, why don't you go to the Sword Point Budokan and instead be content to stay here and be a small streamer?'"

Looking at this inappropriate Yan Guoyu barrage, Ping Xin almost cried. When you are sleepy, someone will send you a pillow. After all, today's hook has caught the fish of the past. After all, Ah Wei is dead.

"The idol didn't retire, he was just banned..."

Accompanied by the sad BGM that Pingxin came up with from nowhere, Hinana also started wiping away her non-existent tears. Old Li at the stall next door twitched his mouth and was too embarrassed to take back his phone.

Erquan Yingyue only played for a few seconds, but the atmosphere changed.

"Rest for a month, then we will return like lightning—"

Chapter 51: Looking forward to the coming year

"So next... what? Someone finally remembered to ask why we're selling water here? It's a long story, but anyway, let's ask the person involved to come forward and explain—"

"..."

There was an awkward silence, and no one took the initiative to stand up.

Namo San, Buddha, have you closed your eyes?

"Oh, sorry, it seems like I was the one who suggested it?...Wait, don't unfollow me yet, Tou quickly come out and help me explain--!"

Pingxin launched an emergency call for help.

Some people may ask, you are so capable, is there anything you can’t handle?

Ah, that's true. But being a gangster isn't just about fighting and killing, showing off in front of others, you also need to have some social skills -

Look at how majestic Sun Wukong was when he wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, battling his way from the South Heavenly Gate to the Sky Palace. He was the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. But after emerging from the bottom of the mountain, he couldn't even defeat his opponent's mount. Does that make sense?

When you are in doubt, you can ask the Bodhisattva or Buddha for help. When necessary, you can also contact old friends to keep in touch. Look, didn’t they get into the official system after the journey to the West ended?

Although I still prefer his rebellious look...

But Ping Xin always uses the best method and chooses the right person——

"Okay, here we go~"

Asakura Toru came over with small steps. Although she was quite good at sales when she was in school, there were too many people today and they were too diverse and she was a complete stranger to her, which still made this girl, who had always been indifferent, feel a little troubled.

"Um..I am——"

He was interrupted by Ping Xin who came running over just as he was about to open his mouth. Tou looked at him curiously, waiting for him to speak.

"You should take your hat off when you introduce yourself, right~?"

Although he was preaching, his tone was not that of reasoning with a child; although he was reminding her, Ping Xin helped her take off her baseball cap and fixed her hair, and he would probably do the same next time; although he seemed to be treating her casually as a male friend, Toru Asakura could feel the tenderness and delicacy between his fingers.

"Um... hello everyone, I'm Toru Asakura—"

So simple, so straightforward, yet so eye-catching. Just standing there, smiling, and saying hello can attract everyone's attention.

The girl named Toru Asakura was born to be different, born to attract other people's attention, and born to be an existence that cannot be described in simple words.

So she only needs to make the simplest self-introduction, and leave the rest to the audience on the other side of the Internet and the people who will become fans at the scene, letting them find and experience it themselves.

"...and they are not [Toru Asakura's friends]," Toru added after suddenly remembering this.

Seeing the barrage of comments urging him to continue, Ping Xin smiled and said cheerfully, "This is Noctchill, the number one, the undisputed leader, and the leader of today's water sales event."

The smile on Toru's face faded after hearing Hirayukoshi's words, and he blinked, "Hey, but didn't you say you were coming?"

"I just proposed this matter, and you were the first one to agree to it. Do you remember?" Ping Xin said patiently.

After all, he doesn't want to be a formalistic leader who treats his day off as a day off and has to ask his employees to do some face-saving work. That would be too disgusting.

"And this is your...your dream, isn't it?"

"Yeah, that's true~"

After understanding the situation, Toru Asakura put on his usual calm smile and agreed.

It was clearly just an ordinary smile, I don’t know if it was the remnant of happiness or a polite social smile, but it was so eye-catching and thought-provoking, just like the legendary Mona Lisa’s smile.

The popularity of the live broadcast room with barrages of comments has risen sharply again. After all, they are also very curious about what kind of special dream such a special person has.

Especially after seeing Fukumaru Koito, who looks petite but is strong on the inside, and Ichikawa Hina, who pursues happiness innocently, their expectations were maxed out.

"Didn't something unpleasant happen a few days ago? So I gave everyone a week off so they could have fun... and rest. At that time, I heard them reminiscing about their elementary school days, and then I found out about this incident—"

Ping Xin moved her left hand down and her right hand up, her two hands moving slightly as if adding special effects to her, making a pose that even today's TV commercials wouldn't use.

"......Eh?"

Asakura Toru, the person whose voice was being played with the "dunk-dunk-dunk~" effect, tilted his head, clearly confused. Even the audience in the livestream rewarded Hirayuki with his favorite question mark storm.

"Tou...Tou...you should cooperate with me here and continue the story, right~?"

"So that's how it is... Yeah, I get it."

A young man outside the screen was whispering something to the idol in the center of the screen. Only then did Toru smile and nod. The volume of his voice could no longer be considered a whisper, right?

"Then, let's start over—"

Ping Xin added his shaking hand special effect, but it had no effect other than making the rich woman's heart flutter.

"Hehe~... Sorry, I forgot."

“…What the hell!”

Maybe Tohru suddenly felt like playing a trick on him, but Hirayuko made a note of the grudge and explained, "One summer in elementary school... Anyway, I'll skip the previous part, which I'm not very familiar with, but the four of us at Noctchill made a pact—can you guess what it was?"

"Well, take a guess!"

Asakura Toru replied, then moved behind the camera and stood with Hirashin. The two of them looked at the replies in the live broadcast room and whispered in each other's ears... not physically!

"Well, everyone guessed wrong."

"Guessed wrong~"

"The correct answer is that they want to save money to buy a car and then drive to the beach by themselves!"

"Well, buy a car and go to the beach~"