"Ahem, stop, Miss Tingyun, let's put the gameplay aside for now. There's something we don't quite understand..."
Fei Xiao looked awkward and interrupted the other party with a complicated expression, pointing at the words on the screen and said:
"Excuse me, what does The Venetian Macao mean?"
"Ok?"
As he spoke, the slides on the screen were automatically rotated.
Behind the sexy and hot bunny girl are two naked strong men.
One of them was sleeping soundly with his back to the others, while the other man was staring at the former's bare butt. There were a few lines of text on the frame -
[How dare you face me in such a defenseless manner...]
【I'm going to fuck your ass...】
【Fuck the fan hard...】
Such an exciting scene not only made Fei Xiao, but even the elderly Yao Qingtian Ship's helmsman, an old lady with a graceful demeanor, could not hold back:
"Miss Tingyun, it's understandable that young people have strong feelings, but isn't it a bit inappropriate to use this method to promote it?"
“That’s so inappropriate!”
Si Heng, the white-bearded Di Hengsi, had a gloomy expression on his face. "Although I don't object to this kind of 'mass culture', this kind of thing is not worthy of being accepted by the upper class. Children under the age of 200 from Xianzhou simply can't control themselves after seeing it!"
We haven't even done a good job of educating people about the opposite sex yet, and we're so quick to move on to same-sex relationships, aren't we afraid of getting into trouble?"
Fei Xiao tilted his head, blinking innocently. "Huh? This picture is a bit bold, but it's not against the rules, right? Um, what did that guy mean when he said he wanted to cut off the other guy's butt? Cut it off with a knife?"
"..."
Si Duo and Si Heng looked at each other, and saw embarrassment and an "ambiguity" that could only be understood but not expressed in words in each other's eyes.
"Yes, we almost forgot..."
Si Duo sighed and said meaningfully, "General Feixiao is from the Fox Tribe, still young. According to the age classification of the Immortal Boat, he is still considered a 'minor' and cannot touch such 'contraband'. It's normal for him not to understand these things."
"Uh, Master Siduo, Master Siheng, what does this have to do with my age?"
Seeing that the topics they were talking about were becoming more and more outrageous, Tingyun, with a confused look on his face, finally turned around and looked at the light curtain.
Just by looking at it, she immediately felt her forehead congested, her vision went dark, and she almost fainted on the spot.
What the fuck is this??!
"Um, Miss Tingyun?"
Feixiao scratched his hair in confusion, his eyes filled with innocent simplicity:
"Excuse me, could you please explain to me what 'kill your ass' means here? Are you using the hatred between the two sides to create the tense atmosphere of 'Emperor Yuan Killing'?"
"No, no, this is..."
Huanlong's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and his tongue seemed to be tied, so he spoke haltingly and unclearly, with no way to explain it.
Nonsense, of course there was no explanation! She didn't even know why these things appeared in her presentation!
Could it be that I took the wrong jade omen with me when I went out?
No, how could I make such a stupid mistake?!
Wait a minute, I've been working overtime for more than three months straight, and every day I'm in a daze and a trance. If I really made this mistake, it seems understandable...
Bullshit!!
There's no way I'd watch something like this!
Could it be that I was cheated out of the materials I bought to save trouble?
The more Huanlong thought about it, the more dizzy he felt. The thoughts in his head were like a tangled mess and he couldn't make any sense of them at all!
correct!
Shen Yi just told himself that Fei Xiao would use some tricky methods and questions to test himself.
Then, what is happening now may have been planned by her, with the purpose of testing her ability to respond on the spot!
Huanlong lowered his head as if to think, and scanned everyone's face calmly with his eyes.
These guys had complicated expressions, and their eyes were deliberately avoiding, as if they were trying to hide something...
Haha, there is no doubt about it. This is Feixiao's plan. Today's meeting is a trap. Obviously, Yaoqingxianzhou does not trust his own ability, so he set up this trap.
That's right, when I infiltrated the Tianbo Division, the Minghuo Chamber of Commerce was always at the bottom of the list, but in just a few months, I raised its performance to the first place that other chambers of commerce could not reach.
Such an achievement was only accomplished by an unknown little fox, so it is understandable that these people refuse to believe it.
Okay, okay, let me show you how I will slap you in the face today!
Huanlong took a deep breath and frantically thought of a countermeasure in his mind.
At the same time, she cast a complicated gaze on Shen Yi, trying to instigate him to buy time for herself.
Asking others for help does not mean that Huanlong has lowered her noble and arrogant head. You must know that her way of doing things is to use any means and utilize everything that can be used.
Including asking for help from your enemies.
After noticing Huanlong's pleading gaze, Shen Yi smiled calmly.
Great, time to start phase two.
He cleared his throat, stood up, and said to everyone with a sad heart:
"I have something to say, everyone please listen!"
"Actually, Miss Tingyun..."
"I have hemorrhoids."
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone gasped and the atmosphere in the conference room suddenly became stagnant and silent.
Huanlong's eyes widened, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he stared at Shen Yi in disbelief.
The latter continued with deep sorrow, "To be honest, over the past few months, Miss Tingyun has been working tirelessly on market research and promotion plans, forgetting to eat and sleep, and completely neglecting her own health.
She stayed up late to revise plans, prepare data, and improve tables, sitting at her desk for twenty hours at a time.
In addition, the food on Yaoqing Xianzhou is quite spicy. Miss Tingyun has been consuming irritating foods for a long time, which has disrupted her work and rest schedule and caused her to lack exercise. Ultimately, she developed hemorrhoids at such a young age..."
Illusion: "......"
"So, the cartoon you saw is actually an advertisement for a hemorrhoid treatment. The line 'get rid of your ass' on it, General Feixiao, actually refers to a hemorrhoid treatment."
Fei Xiao suddenly realized and said in surprise: "So that's how it is..."
The helmsman of the Tianbo Division and the Siheng of the Diheng Division also nodded in agreement: "Yes, that's right, that's it!"
"All right......"
Feixiao nodded slightly, looking at Huanlong with more admiration and sympathy, and asked with concern:
"Ms. Tingyun, I heard that hemorrhoids are a very private disease. People who suffer from this disease are usually ashamed to mention it to outsiders.
Therefore, you can rest assured that we will never disclose it to anyone..."
In order to control his anger, Huanlong's facial muscles began to twitch and hurt.
Despite this, she still suppressed the shame that wanted to dig a crack to hide, and the anger at being tricked by Shen Yi, and squeezed out a pale smile:
"Thank you, thank you for your understanding, General Feixiao..."
"Well, now that I think about it, it's no wonder that when I came in just now, I saw you just sitting down and you immediately stood up. So that's what happened."
"..."
It’s not good at all?!
Feixiao sighed and cast a worried look at Huanlong: "Miss Tingyun, is your butt okay?"
Huanlong took a deep breath, smiled with a look of despair, and replied, "It will eventually heal..."
Shen Yi cleared his throat and kindly reminded, "But then again, Miss Tingyun, although treating the disease is a big deal, when it's time to work, you still have to work hard and not be distracted~"
The captain of the Tianbo Division also echoed, "Yeah, you see, this misunderstanding is quite scary. If we didn't know, we would have thought that Miss Tingyun was...a fan of that kind."
Si Heng, the head of the Diheng Division, solemnly reiterated: "Remember to keep your niche hobbies behind closed doors, and don't spread them out!
The culture of Slaanesh is like a raging flood and a beast, endangering the aspiring young people of the Immortal Boat!"
In response to this, Huanlong could only smile helplessly and suppress the urge to kill again and again.
Think carefully about the suffering you have endured during this period of time.
How could she be a Great Lord of Extinction? She's more like a Great Lord of Suffering!!
No, I must console myself that this is all for the sake of destroying the great cause, for the sake of destroying the great cause...
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Huanlong believed that as long as she lived one more day in this life, she would never forget the shame of today.
After finishing this damn meeting, Huanlong returned to the hotel room in a daze.
Perhaps influenced by Shen Yi, Huanlong really subconsciously felt a vague pain in his butt.
Thinking back on the spicy food she had been eating recently, she couldn't help but feel alert and decided to change the taste today.
So she took out her mobile phone, opened the food delivery platform, and planned to order some takeout.
"Huh? What's this? A fried rice with my career at stake?"
"Oh, that's interesting. What a boast! It seems the chef must be very confident in his cooking skills."
"National fashion is coming. Hmm, this packaging is quite nice. Perhaps this kind of beautiful packaging can be used in the promotional design of Diyuan Qiongyu..."
"Damn it, what on earth was I thinking about? I was actually thinking about work during my break?!"
"I must be crazy..."
Huanlong muttered to himself while clicking the payment button.
After a while, the takeaway arrived.
National trend packaging with strong colors and artistry, spoons as soft as liquid, takeaway shop names with "·", unknown sweet soups, grilled sausages for 0.01 yuan, fried eggs for free with collections, and cashback cards for positive reviews.
Huanlong took a quick look and nodded.
"Yaoqing Xianzhou is different from Luofu, and the development style of the takeaway industry is also completely different. Perhaps we can learn from it.
Also, this store actually gave away so many things? The owner is quite conscientious, which inspired me to think about it.
In the early stages of promoting Diyuan Qiongyu, we can attract the attention of passersby by offering some low-cost complimentary products and exquisite small gifts. Even if we lose money, we can still attract attention and this can be considered a successful marketing method..."
Thinking of this, Huanlong was suddenly stunned, and then suddenly slapped himself in the face to wake himself up:
"Why am I thinking about work again?! Huanlong, oh Huanlong, how could you be so depraved? Your goal is to destroy the Immortal Boat, making everyone there insecure and killing each other!
Look at you, you look like a corporate slave who's been subjected to PUA. If you keep going like this, you'll probably forget your identity as the Lord of Extinction, right?!"
Resisting the urge to crush the spoon into powder, Huanlong kicked all these messy thoughts out of his mind and decided to concentrate on enjoying this special meal.
"Well, it tastes good, but a little salty."
"Why does this drink taste a little weird?"
"What can you do with paper that's thinner than an ant's life?"
"Wait a minute, why do I feel like something is not right the more I eat..."
-
As Emperor Yuan Qiong Yu passed through Tingyun... no, after being repackaged and designed by Huanlong, the derivative work "Emperor Yuan Kill" based on it indeed opened up a new track and was widely praised as soon as it was released on Yaoqing Xianzhou!
In addition to the chess and card game itself and packaging, some skilled craftsmen have created exquisite peripheral products based on elements in the game, such as military commander figures, game card boxes, etc., which have become popular collectibles in the market.
The popularity of Emperor Yuansha has undoubtedly boosted the real economy of Yaoqing Xianzhou. Although for an entire planetary civilization, the economic benefits brought by a single entertainment activity are very limited, it has at least alleviated the post-war financial pressure.
As long as the reconstruction work is completed and an economic system sufficient to support the Yaoqing Immortal Boat is re-established, there will be no need to worry about its financial problems.
Yao Qing's work came to an end. Shen Yi found that Huanlong, this tool, was quite useful.
Although she is currently positioned as an "ordinary NPC" in the game, her true identity is the real Lord of Extinction.
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