I created the Holy Grail War, shocking the world

【No...no way?】

[Calm down, calm down, Lancelot. You've been through a lot, don't be fooled so easily.]

[“No, no… I just wanted to ask, Master, would you like a midnight snack tonight?”]

Lancelot stiffly turned back to continue washing vegetables and dishes, forcibly suppressing the urge to ask.

[He already knows how to deal with the Master.]

[That is to pretend that you didn't see anything, so that the master will find it boring and let his poor and helpless heart go.]

【but…….】

[“It tastes really good, it should be considered a famous sex toy~~”]

【A sound of relish is heard.】

Lancelot said expressionlessly: "I can't hear you. No, I don't understand. I don't understand what you are saying at all."

"Tsk, Saber's almost dead, right? Should I save her in exchange for letting Haruno-chan hide in my basement?"

A young man clap his hands and stands up excitedly: "Yang No, you don't want the Heroic Spirit to leave the stage and lose the Holy Grail War directly..."

【"master!!!"】

[A whirlwind appeared before him from the kitchen as if teleporting.]

[Surrounded by a black aura, his eyes glowed red, and he was filled with murderous intent: "Master, you just said the King... I mean, Saber is going to die?"]

The young man's eyes were filled with joy, but his face was filled with confusion: "Is that so?"

“No, didn’t you just say…?”

The young man pulled up his trousers with a troubled look on his face. "I'm not talking about using... ahem, young people like Xiao Shan are too vigorous. I'm old and lack physical strength. Fortunately, Yang Nai-chan is understanding and helps me replenish my magic charge. Hey, Xiao Lan, do you think I'm getting old?"

[The young man, looking very old, pounded his waist.]

Lancelot looked at the master's deceptively handsome face and gradually calmed down.

【Master, kidney and waist are not the same thing.】

[Also, how long are you going to keep playing with this Li Shuwen meme?]

(adbg) 【However, King…】

There can't be any risk at all.

Lancelot's eyes gradually hardened as he looked at his troubled Master. His expression changed, and he nodded and bowed, saying with a flattering smile, "Master, you are vigorous and energetic, how could you possibly age? Seven times a night is nothing."

【“…”】

The young man sighed, heartbroken and said, "Ran, you've changed. You've become like a flatterer. Could it be that Saber lost herself in your flattery and ruined Camelot?"

Without waiting for Lancelot to answer, he tapped his hands, as if remembering something now: "Oh, no, it was you who stole his wife and then killed the man who caught him in the act, which caused a quarrel and ruined him."

Lancelot groaned, blood oozing from the corner of his mouth. He swayed for a moment, then managed a smile: "Master, I'm asking what kind of danger Saber is in..."

"Oh, you mean Saber?"

The young man suddenly sat on the sofa in boredom and said lazily, "Nothing..."

When Lancelot smiled, thinking his Master was playing tricks on him again, he slowly said, "He was just about to be caught and locked up in the basement, that's all."

[Imprison the King?]

A surge of murderous intent burst out subconsciously, then paused the next moment. Lancelot hesitated and said, "Master, I, I mean, Saber is a top-tier Servant. Even if she's in poor condition, she's definitely not a threat that ordinary people can bring to bear."

"Is that so?"

The young man looked relieved. "That's good. I thought she'd been captured by the Foreigners and used as a sex toy."

Lancelot's smile froze: "The Adventer?"

The young man said in surprise, "Yes, the eighth Servant. Didn't I ask you to investigate?"

[Lancelot: Σ(っД;)っ! ! ! 】

[When the eighth Servant appeared, the vast majesty he displayed unscrupulously was definitely not someone he could easily defeat.]

[At least they are all top servants of the same level as him. ]

Even if the Noble Phantasm isn't as targeted at the King as it is, the King's current condition isn't great.

【One mistake and the king will be in trouble. 】

[No, as ancient heroes, heroic spirits all have pride...]

"Foreigner is quite lucky. As an ordinary person, he was chosen by a great being from outer space, and was able to descend into this Holy Grail War and encounter the face that he is obsessed with, crazy about, and persistent about."

[A young man smacked his lips, a look of admiration on his face.]

"Finally, I can completely possess her, make her my own, bring her to my own place (Dreamland), do this and that (act like a spoiled child), and do it to my heart's content."

[Needless to say. 】

He could already fully imagine a wretched, ugly middle-aged man with drool reaching out and trying to touch their king.

Lancelot seemed to have transformed into a demon, bursting out with astonishing murderous intent, baring his white teeth in an almost mad manner.

"Master, tell me where Saber is. I, Lancelot, swear to destroy her completely for you. I will find out everything."

【For me?】

[The young man's face darkened, and then he shook his head sadly.]

"Xiaolan, you've really changed. You've become so flattering. Even when you're half-conscious, you're still so naughty."

Lancelot was filled with murderous intent, but his expression was solemn and righteous: "Master, I will eliminate this formidable enemy, the Foreigner, for you."

Apparently, he has really matured.

The young man curled his lips and pointed behind him: "Here, go through the center of that fog and color, and you'll see Saber being swung by the rice."

【Lancelot looked back and was horrified.】

[At some point, the once clear night sky was covered in chaotic colors, filled with a distortion, chaos, and madness, so strong and powerful that it was unbelievable.]

[Foreigner is stronger than I thought. Maybe he can challenge Master and the others.]

[And honestly, it's quite effective against a madman like him.]

[He doesn't even need the other party to make a move; he goes berserk on his own, and then... well, he'll probably chase after the king and attack him again.]

【hateful. 】

Fortunately, I, Lancelot, have a handsome, elegant, powerful, generous, kind, and respectable master.

"Ran, even if you tell me the obvious, I won't go."

The young man nodded in satisfaction, then called out to the room, "Rikka, have you finished your homework? If you have, uncle will teach you something fun."

【Lancelot: (╥╯^╰╥). 】

...........

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing like crazy, Brother Shu really knows how to have fun."

"Xiaolan: I'm almost playing to death, thank you."

A group of old men almost laughed to death.

"I bet that in Xiaolan's mind, Abi is definitely a greasy, lewd, and perverted man."

"Nonsense, you would misunderstand it too."

"But Brother Shu didn't lie a single word. You're the one who asked whether Abi was an ordinary person in her lifetime, whether she was favored by the great beings from the outer universe, and whether she was obsessed with Saber's face."

"This face is not that face. I originally recognized the wrong person. Now that I say that, I become a sleazy man who covets Saber's beauty."

"To be honest, Xiaolan has changed a lot. I almost watched her transform from a melancholy and serious young man into a skilled flatterer."

"Xiaolan: I am helpless and desperate too, but what can I do when I meet such a fun Master?"

"Xiaolan: I'm tired, let's destroy it."

The group of people couldn't stop laughing.

"Even the heroes of the past would bow down to a man as playful as Brother Shu."

Looking at the sky, Lancelot looked pleading, bowing so hard that it was almost broken in half, and immediately added: "Well, physics is broken."

"There's nothing I can do. Brother Shu is both a Master and a Servant, and one of the two strongest."

"Come to think of it, Abby does have a strong resistance against the Berserker class. He's already in a berserker state, and will lose his mind at the slightest provocation. How can he even say that his mind evaporates at the B+ level?"

"Maybe by then, Saber won't be taken to the basement by Abi, but will be hacked to death by Lancelot."

"While roaring: "Punish me, execute me, set me free, King." Then he hacked the man to death.

When Xiaolan lost her mind, she was so cruel to Saber that I seriously suspected that he actually wanted to kill her to silence her."

"Hahaha, not really. I'm just trying to force Saber to kill him."

"Saber: How do you kill me? You're just building gear specifically for me. Just drawing your sword will increase all your attributes by one level, so you can fight Uncle B in melee. But you're killing me with your head, just because I have a dragon-type special attack?"

"Hiss~ As expected, the Heroic Spirit has the ultimate control, special attack, and is like a god."

"Yeah, Rank Saber, Abik Ran, none of their Noble Phantasms are physical. Ran's Minotaur Hand can't even be powerful."

"Xiaolan: I call it "Knights Don't Die Barehanded" by the hands of a fucking Minotaur."

"Saber: Just tell me whether you are awesome or not?"

"Yeah, and Abhi is restrained by Hassan-chan."

"Brother Shu: Come on, come on, tell me who is my nemesis?"

Saber: "Come on, come on, tell me who I can defeat this time?"

"Brother Brush: "Luckily, I can still counter Saber."

"Xiaolan: "You too?"

Abby: "Same same."

"Brother Shu: "+1!"

"Saber: You guys are..."

"Pfft, damn, you're going to make me die of laughter."

"Hahahaha, Saber is really miserable. Abi, such a top-ranked servant, is so frustrated."

suddenly.

Someone looked at the sky, his eyes shocked.

"Fuck, Brother Shu really doesn't help."

"Let Xiaolan go find the emperor. He is teaching Liuhua magic."

"Think about it, this Holy Grail War is nothing more than a fight between children to him. If Saber loses, she will just go back to the Throne of Heroes."

"That makes sense, but what about Sakurajima Mai? If Sakurajima Mai dies, she's really dead."

"This is Mai Sakurajima's choice. We can't always rely on an outsider like Brother Shu to save the world, right? This is to respect Mai Sakurajima's choice."

"Check your conscience and imagine every time we...

"Sorry, 36e, can't touch it."

In a mansion.

A girl with long hair as fine as the finest black silk, a charming face, and a figure as plump as a gourd, looked at the sky outside the window with wine-red eyes.

Saving is a favor, not saving is a duty.

This was also the choice of the big star named Mai.

But that being said...

The big star Mai is also looking forward to it in her heart, looking forward to going beyond these principles, and expecting Shujun to come to her driven by the most essential emotions.

Sometimes, the person you care about just needs to get closer and stand behind her.

It seems that people can do anything.

"Hey, you fat woman with black stockings, aren't you also expecting me to be defeated?"