Just listening to it makes me pregnant.

"Um... Y-yes, how can I help you?"

Wiz lowered her head to look at her chest and answered very nervously.

Now she didn't dare to look directly at the other person at such a close distance. According to her previous experience, the other person should be someone with a special physique against undead creatures, but the effect would weaken as time went by.

As long as you accumulate a little resistance, you can get along normally.

"What a lovely shop owner! Are you married?"

"Eh?"

Wiz hadn't expected the other party to ask such a question at all. As everyone knows, only people who are trying to strike up a conversation would do that.

My cheeks turned red as I rubbed them.

The more powerful the human, the more active they will become after being transformed into a lich. The most perfect ones can even be exactly the same as living people.

Wiz is only a little bit away from perfection. Except for his body temperature which is slightly lower than that of ordinary people, all other indicators are almost the same as when he was alive.

I just don’t know if I can still have children... Why would I have such a thought?

Now, immediately.

Respond to the other party with a tougher attitude, so as to avoid getting entangled and causing trouble.

"No, no..."

Wiz said weakly, "You're here to buy something, right? Feel free to browse around and see if there's anything you like."

But Ivan's eyes lit up. Since he came to this world, he had met a group of people with good looks but abstract personalities.

It's been a long time since I saw such a normal beautiful girl. She was so shy when I just asked her if she was married.

Wow ~

What an interesting reaction!

What's more, from the first moment he saw her, Ivan felt that she was very kind, just like a tomb raider encountering a Han Dynasty royal tomb.

No, no, no, we can't use such a weird metaphor. It should be like Ksitigarbha meeting Di Ting, Chi You meeting the iron-eating beast, and Lu Bu seeing Diao Chan, and they can't wait to subdue her as their mount.

My hands are itchy and my heart is itchy too.

"Hello, get married."

"!"

Wiz raised his head and widened his eyes, and he saw Ivan's face clearly. He thought he was very handsome from a distance before, and now that he was closer, he was even more indescribably handsome.

“What are you talking about…”

"I'm sorry, it seems a bit too brief, and maybe the meaning is not clear."

He repeated and expanded: "Hello, my name is Ivan, and I'm a new adventurer. I fell in love with you, the store manager, at first sight, and I want to marry you."

"But you, you... you proposed to me without even knowing my name. That's a bit..."

"Oh, I'm sorry for being so abrupt. What's your name?"

“…Wiz.”

"Ms. Weisz, marry me."

Ivan's high-speed divine words made Wiz feel dizzy and he couldn't tell which way was which.

She kept waving her hands and backing away, like a young wife about to be forced into submission by a bully.

"Um, Mr. Ivan... this is too fast. Proposing on the first meeting, that's too fast!!"

"Really? I think it's quite normal."

Ivan watched her retreat, then he took a step forward, without stopping his mouth.

"Think about it, primitive people didn't have any complicated procedures for getting married. If they liked someone, they would just knock them out and take them back to the cave. They were said to have successfully married on their first meeting."

"Do you believe in confessions?"

"Actually, I admire the first primitive man who expressed his feelings using language. He might be considered an idiot."

"But everyone has to get married, Viz. Once I get used to it, I will definitely make sure you live a happy life."

"Parents' urging, friends' teasing, colleagues' matchmaking, even the raging coffin lids of our ancestors... I'll say it again: marriage is about to accelerate."

“Made in Even!”

Just as Iven finished chanting the famous saying, Wiz retreated to the innermost wall, only to be slapped on the wall next to his ear by the other party's hand.

Commonly known as wall-dong.

Is the next step a forced kiss?

Wiz's heart was beating so hard that she felt like she was about to faint from the overload.

But she still tried to stay awake, and a soft but huge magical power was condensed in her hands. If Ivan tried to use force, he would be pushed away.

As for the distance...I think it can barely reach the Public Security Management Brigade.

It's very convenient to go to jail with just one click.

Ivan naturally noticed this and thought that he was almost reaching the other person's underwear, so he didn't do anything inappropriate.

The distance between the two people was a little close, but there was actually not even the slightest physical contact.

The two looked at each other.

Wiz found that he had almost built up enough resistance to Ivan, and the originally deadly fanaticism had weakened into the temptation to go home.

Although my face is still red, it no longer affects my thinking.

So reason returned to the brain.

"Mr. Ivan, I still cannot agree with your point of view." She spoke softly, but her words were not lacking in tenacity, and she said every word.

"Marriage is not a task, or rather, it is no longer a task. The situation of primitive people in the past can no longer be applied today, otherwise the whole society will be in chaos."

"Marriage means long-term companionship between two people. If it's hastily started, it's bound to end hastily. If you can't even handle such a major life event with caution, then you're certainly not reliable in other areas. So please forgive me for rejecting you."

After saying this, she seemed to feel that her words were a bit too harsh, and quickly made amends, "Actually, we can start by being friends. If after getting along for a while, both parties feel that it's suitable and have the desire in that regard, it's not impossible..."

Wiz pursed her lips and said the word while suppressing her shyness.

"marry."

Soharu (Want Repuaqua): 128 Wiz has a big conscience

Bad.

She seems to take marriage seriously!

Um... Actually, I was just joking just now. I wanted to tease you and see how you react... Do you believe me?

If you say something so chilling like this, you will definitely be hunted down!

After Wiz said that they could start as friends, Ivan suddenly found himself in a difficult situation, especially in this wall-bang position, it would be awkward whether he moved forward or backward.

If both options are bad, then the only option left is the third one.

Commonly known as changing the subject.

"Ms. Wiz, you...are actually an undead creature, right?"

"!"

Ivan looked at Wiz, who had originally returned to normal, but suddenly opened his eyes wide, his pupils trembled, and even the ahoge on his head stood up in fear. He knew that he had guessed right.

He calmly withdrew his hand and ended the wall-dong naturally.

"Don't worry, I don't have any ill intentions and I won't tell anyone about this."

"call……"

Wiz smoothed his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and his erect hair softened.

You have to know that the premise for her to stay in Axel for such a long time was to hide the fact that she had transformed into a lich and was listed as a cadre of the Demon King's army.

Everyone still regards themselves as powerful senior adventurers.

If this news gets out, she will have to hide her identity if she still wants to live among humans.

When Wiz heard Ivan reveal his identity, he was really panicked and almost said something extremely weak like "Please keep it a secret for me, I'm willing to do anything."

If you really said that, you would definitely be ordered to do something extremely excessive, right?

"Don't make that expression. We are friends, and we should keep our friends' secrets."

Ivan smiled again, and to Wiz it seemed warmer than the sunshine outside.

"Well, as a friend, I'll give you a magic item! See if there's anything you want in the store. I can give you anything—"

There should be give-and-take between friends. The other party has agreed to keep a secret for you, so it should be reasonable to give him a thank-you gift, right?

Although it looks a bit like eating soft rice...

Ivan was slightly stunned, then smiled and waved his hand: "Don't be so polite, Miss Weiss. Since we are friends, there is no need to be so formal."

But Weiss insisted, "No, I must give you something, otherwise I will feel guilty. Mr. Ivan, if your profession is a thief..."

She looked around and her eyes fell on an exquisite magic bracelet. "How about this? It can allow the user to use the thief skill Steal. The downside is that it consumes a lot of magic power and can only be equipped by thieves."

So why don't I just use my own skills?

If there is a limit on the number of skills each person can learn, then this item is very useful. It is equivalent to buying a potion that does not take up a grid in lol and getting the omen of theft.

But the problem is that there is no limit to the number of skills that can be learned in this world!

Ivan looked at Wiz helplessly. "Really, no need, Miss Wiz. I appreciate your kindness, but I can't just accept such an expensive gift."

Wiz frowned, seemingly pondering a suitable gift. Suddenly, her eyes lit up. "I got it! I can give you this—a magic scroll that teleports creatures within a one-meter radius directly to the Royal Capital Dungeon. If you encounter a monster you can't defeat during your adventure, you can use this scroll to send them to the impenetrable Royal Capital Dungeon!"

"Oh, it's a space magic scroll... If the effective range is one meter, then what about the user?"

"Of course, you will be transported to the dungeon."

"..."

Ivan still shook his head and refused: "Ms. Weisz, I appreciate your kindness, but I really can't accept it."

"Is it really because the price is too high? Then how about this cheaper light magic scroll? When exploring a maze, you often encounter very dim environments where it's impossible to light a fire. Reciting the contents in the dark can illuminate the surroundings."

"Let me see." Ivan leaned over and glanced at the price, which was probably the high price for subduing three giant frogs, and then the instructions for use.

As long as there is a little light, the scroll will not be able to work, but if there is no light at all, how can he see the contents clearly?

If I just rely on memorization, it would be a bit tiring to recite this long string of meaningless and difficult spells.

At first glance, Wiz's shop is full of things that are extremely expensive and have unclear effects. No wonder no other customers have come in for so long.

Seeing Ivan's sudden silence, Wiz knew he wasn't going to accept it. He lowered his head in frustration, "What should I do? I have to give you something."

Ivan looked at Wiz's serious expression, thought for a moment, and said, "Since you're so insistent on showing your appreciation, instead of giving me such an overly precious gift, how about just treating me to a meal?"

He actually said this after careful consideration. Judging from Wiz's condition, if she didn't let the other party spend some money today, she would definitely feel guilty about her huge and full conscience.

It's almost noon, so it's a good time to treat myself to a meal.

However, what Ivan never expected was that Wiz looked embarrassed when faced with such a simple request.

As luck would have it, her stomach made a "gurgling" sound.

"10. I'm really sorry. I haven't eaten all day. I used all my money to buy groceries. I figured it's cabbage harvest season, and everyone would come to my place to buy things when they have money in their pockets... How about I transfer the money and then treat you?"

Ivan really didn't expect that Wiz's financial situation was so bad. He thought that since she could rent a shop here and buy a lot of expensive goods, she must be a wealthy woman with plenty of money.

“If you don’t sell anything today, what are you going to eat?”

"Hmm... Let's go to the vegetable market and see if we can pick up some unwanted vegetable leaves from the stall owners and add some rock sugar we have at home to make soup... If we're lucky, we might even get some free radishes."

That's enough.

It turns out that he was brought to this world by the evil god specifically to carry out targeted poverty alleviation.

"I met a dwarf friend when I was exploring the maze. I still remember his words clearly: No matter what, young people should eat well. Elbow, come out with me, I'll take you to eat something that normal people should eat."

Ivan grabbed Wiz's hand, which was icy cold.

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