Start from Fulilian

"Bring it to you!"

A faint light flashed by, and Ivan unfolded the item in his hand. It was a pair of black stockings of Huihui, with a slight sour smell of sweat.

"Don't look at it so closely!"

Huihui snatched back her stockings. By the way, only one of her legs was wearing black stockings, and the other was wrapped in a white bandage.

Because I think it's cool.

"I didn't expect that he looked serious on the outside, but he was actually a foot fetishist on the inside."

A tall, blond, blue-eyed female knight suddenly appeared beside Ivan, looking at him with an inexplicable glint in her eyes.

"Not only does he have this weird fetish, he's even so wicked as to engage in shameful play with two girls in the street. What an astonishing perversion!"

"So, are you here to severely reprimand me?"

"How is that possible? I'd rather hope it's the other way around... ahem, what I mean is, I'm here to join your team."

The female knight's suddenly heavier breathing gave Ivan a bad feeling.

But out of courtesy, Ivan still sat on the chair and asked calmly, "Let's start the interview. Why did you choose our company?"

“What is a company?”

"I'm getting the point wrong. I was going to ask why you wanted to join our team. After all, as you can see, our team only has a useless high priest with the Banquet skill maxed out, a great wizard who can only cast one Explosion spell a day, and a thief who just learned the Steal skill."

Ivan spoke frankly, "From a configuration perspective, it's definitely not the best choice. If you join us, every day will probably be very hard. Like the embarrassing scene of being eaten by a frog and covered in slime. Also, I won't pay you, and my subordinates are all going through a very difficult time."

"That's just what I want!" The female knight's cheeks flushed suspiciously. "Use me as a shield as you like! No need to pity me at all—"

Ivan added, "Besides, the place we live in now is very small. There's almost no privacy, and safety is not guaranteed. If I wanted to, I could even spy on you all day long."

"That's even better! Exposure play and all that, right from the start, at this level..."

The female knight's body trembled slightly, and what she received was naturally Ivan's extremely disgusted look.

Then she trembled even more.

Ivan suddenly realized.

It turns out that she is a sadistic Ai Mu. Nowadays, female knights with Ai Mu attributes are pure hot weapons in the world of butter.

Fortunately, Ivan didn't have any worldly thoughts and just wanted to have some fun with her.

"Back to the interview, are you willing to work overtime? It means the other members are resting, but you're the only one working. You don't get overtime pay, and the profits you make go to the group, which means you have to pay them to me. And you have to take time off during holidays. You can work five days, take two days off, then work one day and take seven days off, but you insist on working eight days and taking seven days off. And you have to make up an extra work day after you come back from holiday."

"Ah this..."

The female knight was a little confused. She suddenly felt that the world seemed a little strange.

It was obvious that the conditions proposed were being trampled upon in every aspect, but there was no way to feel any happiness.

Ivan struck while the iron was hot, "Not only that, I'll also constantly pua you, instilling in you some chicken-soup theories, asking you to selflessly contribute, to sacrifice yourself for the collective. When you mess up, I'll insult you, belittle you, and say you're worthless. I'll then use your guilt to assign you more tasks, which are tedious and complicated, until your spirit collapses under the day-to-day torture, and you become a numb work machine..."

"No need to say it!"

The female knight slammed the table with a gloomy face and stood up.

"This is simply an unscrupulous, black-hearted company! Even if they're showing off their admiration, they have no interest in the pain of going to work!!!"

Her expression suddenly became filled with righteous indignation, and in keeping with her profession, she displayed the sense of justice that a paladin should have.

“Isn’t it because so many people want to become adventurers, because they yearn for a life free and unfettered by constraints? I, Darkness, will never agree to your request—”

Her voice was passionate, as if she was giving a speech, and she had already attracted the attention of many people in the guild when she slammed the table.

After saying "Adventurers yearn for a free and unconstrained life", he won rounds of applause.

“Excellent speech.”

Ivan led the applause, and soon the applause became continuous.

"This little girl said it very well. Being happy and free, isn't that what adventurers pursue?"

"Go to hell with work and everything!"

"Well said, little golden-haired knight—"

Amidst the crowd’s praise, Darkness suddenly felt embarrassed and sat back in her seat awkwardly.

It feels like ants are crawling on my body.

Why, why do I have this feeling? As someone I admire, I should be able to find happiness in the contempt of others. But such unconcealed praise... well, so embarrassing.

Cover your face.

He's almost becoming a good kid!!

It took Darkness a while to recover from her blushing face. The first thing she saw when she looked up was Ivan’s eyes, which were filled with joy.

This, this guy...

Was everything part of his plan? Including leading me to everyone's praise... all part of the play?

Suqing (want Repuaqua): 124 mana replenishment

Rather than playing with a girl's pure body, he prefers to play with her tender heart... What a terrifying man.

“Well, that so-called interview was just a joke.” Ivan smiled and extended his hand to her. “Welcome to our team, Miss Darkness.”

"Um……"

Darkness extended her hand as well, and the two shook hands, parting as soon as they touched.

In the end, she achieved her goal, but for some reason she couldn't be happy.

I inexplicably feel confused about my future.

Megumin, the hamster beside them, finished her meal, recovered her strength, and stood up. She followed Aqua in sizing Darkness up and down.

I introduced myself: "A new companion has joined us. It feels more and more like the real thing. My name is Huihui, a genius magician of the Crimson Demon Clan, destined to promote explosion magic! Even if I become the Demon King, I am just a stepping stone on my way forward—"

“Ah…oh, hello, Megumin.”

Aqua asked, "You look quite impressive. As for the Paladin... which goddess do you worship?"

"Of course it's the goddess Eris!"

Darkness excitedly pulled out the necklace hidden in the lining. “After all, Lady Eris is so beautiful and noble, and she even grants the wishes of a woman like me. She’s simply a goddess among goddesses! Especially that voluptuous figure, gulp.”

"A goddess among goddesses? Humph, it's obviously just a cushion... wuwuwu." Ivan directly stuffed a fried frog leg into Aqua's gag as a ball.

You have to know that this is the territory of the Cult of Eris, and most people believe in Eris. Aqua calls herself a goddess and others just think she has a little problem in her head, but if the fact that Eris has breast pads is publicized to her face, it will still cause unnecessary trouble.

The more Aqua wanted to say that, the more Ivan wanted to fill her mouth. He didn't want to be seen as a terrorist of the Akusis Cult.

"In front of so many people, he actually stuffed something so rough and hard into the girl's mouth..."

The haze in Darkness’s heart was swept away.

Sure enough, this is her ideal adventure team! !

At this time, a petite silver-haired thief girl walked over. She had neat and clean shoulder-length hair and was wearing light leather armor. As for its defense... I can only say that things in the other world are not governed by common sense. The less cloth and the more skin exposed, the higher the defense!

It's just that her chest is a little flat, and I feel like she has a lot to talk about with Fulilian.

“Darkness~Is everything done?”

She spoke with a smile, giving people a cheerful and boyish feeling. Although there was a scar on her beautiful face, it did not affect her appearance at all. Instead, it had the mature and experienced beauty of an adventurer.

“Yes, I’ve officially joined the team,” Darkness responded.

The thief girl looked at Ivan again, especially when she saw him "feeding" Aqua well, the smile on her lips became brighter.

"Hello everyone, I'm Darkness's friend Chris, a thief. Although she sometimes behaves strangely, she's a normal person most of the time. I hope you can be patient with her."

Ivan complained, "This doesn't sound like a friend, it's more like a mother, worriedly entrusting her troubled daughter to a new friend."

"Haha, you're really an interesting guy. Besides, we're both thieves, what a coincidence."

Chris patted Ivan's shoulder and whispered in his ear, "Then I'll leave it to you to take care of Darkness~"

After saying that, she winked playfully.

Cute.

“Don’t keep talking like you’re marrying off your daughter!” Darkness pulled Chris aside in shame and anger.

Ivan couldn't help but laugh as he watched Darkness and Chris playing around.

Huihui watched this scene with curiosity, thinking to herself, "They must be very good friends."

Aqua still had something stuffed in her mouth, and she was mumbling something.

In short, everything seems to be getting back on track.

"Emergency mission! Urgent mission!!"

Luna hurriedly ran in from outside and rang the assembly bell. Her chest heaved as a loud broadcast echoed throughout the town. The volume must have been amplified by magic or something.

"A large wave of cabbages is on its way. Adventurers, get ready! It's time to start harvesting!"

Ivan: “…”

He understood every word Luna said.

But why can't I understand it at all when I put it together? Is he in some funny world? Where did he come from?

On the way to the city gate to gather, he finally found out the news: in this world, cabbages can fly.

It is said that once they enter the harvest period when their flavor is concentrated, they will not be eaten easily, so they will fly over towns and grasslands, cross continents, and cross oceans, and finally die quietly in unknown secret places, without being eaten by anything.

In this case, people here should grab as many cabbages as possible and eat them while they are delicious, completing the cycle of life. The most important thing is that the commission is high and the more you work, the more you earn.

The green cabbages all over the mountains and fields are overwhelming towards this direction. In this situation, using the compressed power of explosive magic is absolutely very cool.

"Huihui, can we use the explosion magic a second time now?" Ivan asked.

"It might work?"

"The kind that can't hurt the body."

"That won't work. My strength and stomach have almost recovered, but my magic power is still a long way from being usable."

"There's no other way. I'll just use my magic."

Ivan is not Zhang Wuji, so there is no need for Huihui to take off her clothes.

"Eh? Use your magic, how do you use it... Hmm!!" The girl found that her hand was held by Ivan.

It was big, warm, and a little rough, which made her feel very comfortable. It reminded her of holding her father's hand when she was a child... Why did she always think of it this way?!

No, what I should pay more attention to is the magic power coming from my hands—

The energy of throwing tiles and throwing tiles surges in the body.

Moreover, compared to her own magic power, the one transmitted by Ivan was thicker and stickier, almost turning into substance. Even Huihui could mysteriously feel the breath of time from it.

"Goo."

Huihui swallowed.

It felt like if I used high-quality magic like Ivan's, there would be no going back.

But...why bother so much?

The wand that had been with me for years was already saying, "Ready to go."

Then there is absolutely no reason to escape.

"Ex-plosion!!!"

Suqing (Want Repuaqua): 125 Feilun and Youyou

After deliberately adjusting the power and direction, the range of the explosion magic became ridiculously exaggerated, and a huge mushroom cloud mixed with dust rose into the sky.

The cabbage army was blown to pieces by the fierce impact, and the green leaves fluttered in the sky. The adventurers cheered and began to busily collect the fallen cabbages.

Huihui stared at the huge mushroom cloud that spanned the sky with blurred eyes. She couldn't help but rub her legs against her wand, making a sound that made people imagine something was wrong, and a little saliva flowed out of her mouth.

Fortunately, everyone else was attracted by the cabbage and didn't notice Huihui's abnormality.

Ivan, who had been holding her hand, caught a glimpse of this scene and thought... Although people's XP is free, this... ah, it's so strange!