Start from Fulilian

It took him a long time to come back to his senses. After cleaning some garbage off his clothes, he suddenly realized a sense of incongruity.

He was now in a dim alley with tall walls on both sides, and could clearly hear the noise of pedestrians and the sound of horns.

"Are the buildings in this other world... that tall?"

And where did his cheat goddess go? I searched the trash for a while but couldn't find her.

Kazuma swallowed, "No way..."

The young man slowly walked out of the alley, and his vision suddenly became clear.

The city’s buildings soar into the sky, and the metal and glass structures shine with the cold light of technology, while being surrounded by mysterious magical runes.

There is an endless stream of pedestrians, each busy with their own things. There are all kinds of strange vehicles on the road. If you look up, you can see huge display screens hanging on various office buildings.

At first sight, Kazuma was attracted by a feminized version of the imperial emperor. The rarity of UR and the beautiful portrait that could be called art level made the boy subconsciously want to take out his mobile phone from his pocket to download the game and spend money to draw the character.

But it came up empty.

"No! Is this still the other world of swords and magic? What the hell is going on here—"

And the most important thing is, where did his golden finger goddess go? !

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"Oh, what bad luck! Why do bad things happen to me one after another? I'm a goddess! Goddess—"

She looks like a beautiful girl of about 16 years old, but her real age is unknown because she claims to be a goddess. The female with translucent water-colored long hair and eyes is sitting on the muddy ground, crying bitterly.

There is also an obvious big bump on the head, which can be regarded as a glorious scar from fighting against the evil god.

Although she had an extraordinary beauty and a perfect body with curves, Ivan had no desire in that direction at the moment. He just felt that her crying was annoying and unpleasant.

Recalling Fulilian's three-day crying hell picture, I feel a bit like I have stress trauma.

But the other party's ruthlessness towards the evil god just now made Ivan a little afraid of his strength and he didn't dare to play hardball.

He just squatted down, gave her a gentle fake smile, and touched her head as if to comfort a kindergarten kid.

"Don't cry, don't cry, the bad guys have all been driven away..."

Soharu (Want to Rep Aqua): 114 Aqua: I'm willing to do anything!

Ivan used the head-patting killing technique inherited from Nangong Wenya on Aqua, mixed with a slight side effect, probably the same kind of hormone healing magic that causes pregnant women to become stupid.

Whoever you touch will become stupid, the effect is amazing.

The other party's IQ, which seemed to be low to begin with, seemed to have dropped again.

As for why this kind of secret secret is added to the healing magic, it is naturally because there is a kind of instinct stirring in the body.

I really want to eat her...

Fortunately, this feeling was not strong and was firmly suppressed by Ivan's reason, without any emotional fluctuations.

After the big bump on her head disappeared, Aqua quickly stopped crying and looked at Ivan with tears in her big, moist blue eyes.

"You...are such a gentle and kind person."

"Yeah." Ivan nodded, continuing to play the role of a smiling and warm man, and asked softly: "You said you were a goddess, why did you suddenly appear here? Can you tell me the details?"

The residual power of the evil god's self-explosion still erupted at the moment the space gap closed, and the strong airflow blew the others away to who knows where.

Now that I'm single, it's better to figure out the whole story first.

The girl with aquamarine hair wiped her tears with her fluttering haori, raised her chin, and said with her hands on her hips:

"My name is Aqua. As you can see, I'm a goddess of both beauty and wisdom. Even in the heavens, I hold a very high rank. I'm the goddess of water, a person who has existed since ancient times. You should feel honored. It's a blessing for you to be able to speak to me. Guwa——"

Before she could finish introducing herself, she was instantly pulled away by the entanglement of an extremely long tongue.

It entered the mouth of a huge frog, with only two bare, long white legs left struggling and dangling outside the mouth.

Ivan: “?”

Is this goddess so unguarded?

And since she is a goddess, even if she is attacked by this giant frog, she should be able to counterattack instantly.

After all, even if Freellian was swallowed by the treasure chest monster, she could instantly explode it from the inside. Does she have some weird hobby?

Ivan decided to observe from where he was.

A minute passed and Aqua still didn't come out.

Two minutes passed and the struggles of her legs had become very weak.

Ivan felt that if she continued like this, she would probably die. It was a bit outrageous that a goddess could be killed by a frog.

"Don't be afraid, goddess. I'm here to help you!"

With a slash of the holy sword, a huge hole was directly opened in the belly of the giant frog. He reached out and pulled out Aqua, who was almost motionless inside.

Her body was filled with gastric juice and emitted an unpleasant sour smell, which made Ivan subconsciously push her aside again.

I quickly jumped away and washed my hands in the stream nearby.

When he came back, he found Aqua lying on the grass in a duck-like position with a gloomy look in her eyes. When she saw Ivan appear, she wanted to reach out and touch him.

But was avoided.

Tears gathered in her eyes again.

"You're definitely disgusted, right?! You absolutely are!! I'm a goddess—why did you just throw me out like your hands were stuck on the defense?!"

"No, I don't think the defense smells as bad as you do."

"..."

Being disliked and hated so openly.

Aqua couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into tears. Ivan had already prepared by blocking his ears and watching Aqua's crying as if she were a pantomime.

"As expected of the goddess of water, there's so much water."

Ivan did not waste those exaggerated tears, and kept gathering them on her head to wash her body. Such an assassy action made Aqua cry even more sadly.

Although her clothes stuck together after she got wet, highlighting her exquisite figure, but... Mr. Bean didn't react at all.

Weird.

You have to know that his taste is very broad. Even if it is a mentally retarded goddess, as long as she is a beautiful girl, he should be able to make Mr. Bean react.

It was too abnormal to have no evil thoughts at all. Ivan could only attribute it to the special nature of the goddess, probably the existence of a purifying halo or something like that.

"Shh!"

Ivan silently took out the holy sword, and Aqua was shocked. She thought he was impatient and wanted to use violence against the goddess. She stopped crying in less than 0.1 seconds.

Then Ivan slashed at her with his sword. Aqua, with a pale face, hugged her head in despair and closed her eyes.

"..."

After a long time, Aqua found that there was no pain in her body, so she opened her eyes carefully, looked back as if she had sensed something, and found that a huge frog not far away was chopped into two smooth halves.

"Goo."

Aqua swallowed and felt her legs go weak, her mind inexplicably drawn to the frog.

At this time, Ivan also unblocked his hearing, blindly sheathed his sword, and looked at the goddess in front of him with a smile.

"Aqua, please continue to explain your situation to me."

"Okay, okay..."

Aqua shrank her head and trembled as she spoke, "Back in the Celestial Realm, I was an elite professional responsible for the reincarnation of prematurely deceased humans in Earth's Neon Region. I worked diligently and tirelessly, and was repeatedly selected as an outstanding goddess and advanced individual in the Celestial Realm. But unfortunately, I was deceived by a despicable guy named Kazuma, and ended up in this situation. You know what happened next."

"I roughly understand the reasoning, but why can't you, a goddess, even defeat a frog?"

"Because..." Aqua poked her two index fingers together in a rather aggrieved tone, "I, I'm not good at fighting, and after leaving the heavens, I lost all my authority over the world. There's nothing I can do about it... Hey! Frogs! A lot of frogs are surrounding me—"

Aqua hugged Ivan's legs and asked expectantly, "You won't abandon me, right? I'm a goddess, a true goddess with countless believers. Although I can't use the power of the gods now, as long as I return to heaven, I will definitely repay you!!"

"for example?"

"...Be my steward and divine servant! You can admire this goddess's perfect form at all times!"

"That's it."

Ivan's tone immediately turned cold, and his smile faded. "I don't need a useless goddess. Just let yourself die here."

Several frogs had already jumped over, staring at Aqua with curiosity in their round eyes.

The fear of suffocating in the frog's stomach suddenly surged into my heart.

Aqua hugged Ivan's legs tightly.

"Wuwuwu——Don't abandon me! Tell me the conditions! Tell me the conditions!! As long as I can do it, please, don't abandon me! I'm willing to do anything!!"

Soharu (Want to Rep Aqua): 115 Witty Aqua

Ivan narrowed his eyes. "I'm willing to do anything... Are you serious?"

"Guaranteed authenticity! Absolutely authentic."

Aqua nodded repeatedly, "Even more real than Eris's breasts—"

"Hahaha, goddess, please stand up quickly."

Ivan took the initiative to help Aqua up, a bright smile on his face again. "I was just joking. Aqua, you and I hit it off right away. How could I abandon you to the frogs?"

Huh? What kind of ancient way of speaking is this?

Aqua was a little confused and didn't even understand.

But the general meaning should be that he accepted herself, which made her feel a little relieved.

She smiled evilly in her heart. She only needed to submit to this guy temporarily to protect herself. Once she got to the territory of the Akusis Cult, she would be able to turn the tables and sing.

Let this annoying guy have a taste of "If our roles were reversed, I would show you what cruelty is"!

Jie Jie Jie.

As for the goddess's promise?

That thing is just like Eris's breasts, it's just a deception.

"By the way, who is this Eris you were talking about?"

Ivan's question almost made Aqua's heart skip a beat. She felt guilty about it, and it happened to be said when she was thinking about Eris. She almost thought that the other party could read her mind.

"Eris... I'm a junior of mine. I'm in charge of luck. I'm usually reckless and unreliable. I'm also the goddess who governs this world."

"So what about her breasts?"

"Humph, of course it's a cushion!"

The truth came out without a second thought, as if a suppository had been dropped on him.

Seeing the expression on Ivan's face, Aqua realized that she had said the wrong thing and quickly covered her mouth.

But once words are spoken, like water spilled, they cannot be taken back without a time machine.

"If her breasts are padded, then why did you say they're more real than Eris's?"

Ivan leaned over to Aqua's ear and sniffed, then lowered his voice and said, "It smells like a lie~"

Perhaps her tears had a strong purifying ability, and the smell of frog gastric juice could no longer be smelled, only a faint fresh scent.

It's not as sweet as perfume, but a very natural and gentle fragrance.

Done!

The lie was exposed in less than a minute! This guy is so smart! Even wiser than a goddess—

Having her lie exposed, Aqua quickly lowered her head, twisted her body slightly, and her cheeks flushed with embarrassment. She kept looking at her uneasy toes.

She's so cute, she should be able to get away with it, right?

Should be possible, right?

Right?

……