Doraemon for an imperfect world

Although the tough metal protected her cowardice from being seen by others, she was still trembling with fear.

This seemed to be a dark and long tunnel. Si Ke Si moved her feet reluctantly while reporting the situation here.

The passage was not very long, and after passing through it, she entered into pitch darkness. She tried to change the detection method, but could not detect any light, or there was not even a single particle of light here.

The electromagnetic scan did reveal two huge sculptures, but she had no idea why the people involved in this house would shoot at those things.

But soon Sikos and others realized that something was wrong.

This place is really too spacious, it can't possibly be the size of a servant's room.

They quickly sent the message to the others behind them, and many figures in red robes rushed forward.

"What's going on? Why is there no light at all?"

"Did that thing change the laws of physics again?"

"It's just that the light is gone. The electromagnetic scan still works normally... Wait! What is that?"

As they were talking, a huge object suddenly fell upside down. Several priests subconsciously analyzed its material composition - it was silicon, or just a huge piece of glass.

Wait, why is there glass in this place?

Just when everyone was confused, Doraemon gently turned off the night light in his hand. The effect of this light was exactly the opposite of a normal light. It did not release light but darkness.

"Amazing!" Kiya clenched her fists and said, "As expected of Doraemon-sama!"

Volume 1: Just got off work, will update tomorrow morning

As the title says, we are in the telemarketing industry, and our company’s philosophy is very unique: we work from the afternoon to midnight.

During the previous training, we were told that get off work would end at 10 o'clock, but the training teacher told us a story. She said that a previous trainee sent her a message at 1:30 in the morning, and she was just about to get off work.

——At that time, I felt that the overtime requirements in this company were too outrageous, right?

But later she comforted us and said that only the leaders had to work overtime so late, and we could usually get off work at 11 o'clock.

So, now it’s 11:16 and I’m off work.

It's still raining heavily outside. Fortunately, Didi has a monthly taxi quota of 300 yuan. Anyway, good night everyone.

Volume 1: Chapter 29: Adventure in the Mirror World

so big!

No, we have become smaller?

Several priests raised their heads and looked at the blue, round figure that was as tall as a mountain, and the Genestealer next to it, which was purple with bone plates growing on its head.

"They have become so small." Kiya squatted down curiously and looked at the little red-robed people covered by the fish tank.

"Don't get so close, it's dangerous." Doraemon said as he continued to search in his pockets. "We must find a suitable place to imprison them. Let me find it... Got it, enter the mirror!"

Doraemon took out a heavy mirror and placed it on the ground. Then he inserted two playing cards under the fish tank, turned the entire fish tank over, and stuffed it into the mirror.

"Anyway, you should just reflect on yourselves here first."

Doraemon said, and asked Kiya to help take off the Guiding Angels in his hands and put them back into his pockets. Then Kiya couldn't wait to ask, "So what are we going to do next?"

"No need to keep asking for my opinion." Doraemon waved his hand. "After all, you are more familiar with this world."

"Hmm... thinking is tiring."

Kiya said with some distress that she has always lacked the so-called subjective initiative. In the past, she did whatever others told her to do in the tribe, or simply followed others and repeated what they said. This was not because others treated Kiya as a tool, but simply because she didn't know what to do without orders.

For example, when Roy presided over a meeting, he would say something like, "Our people are still burdened with the curse of the aliens. They may be corrupted by this curse at any time and become angels who are led to fall. If someone changes, we must find them immediately and make them repent for their innate sins!"

Usually at this time, Kya would raise her little fist and repeat with a passionate heart, "Repent!"

During his public speeches, Roy said, "The heretics destroyed our homeland. My noble people and holy angels were slaughtered. We must make them pay for this!"

Usually at this time, Kya would raise her fist and repeat "Price!" with a sense of shared hatred.

For example, when farming, Putana argued with others, "Fruits are still delicious. I never thought such delicious food existed in the world."

Kya followed and nodded in agreement, "Delicious!"

Then the others argued with Putana, saying, "This special food made by Doraemon is still better and more nutritious."

Kiya followed suit and nodded in agreement, "Nutrition!"

Although she used to feel stupid sometimes, she no longer feels sad about it.

——May the Emperor bless the silly child!

Uh-huh.

Hey hey hey hey...

Doraemon looked at the girl with some surprise as she suddenly lost herself in memories and then suddenly started to giggle proudly. He pulled out two invisibility cloaks from his pocket and put them on the two of them respectively.

"I don't know why the stone cap is ineffective, but let's use it to continue hiding and find the culprit who started the war as soon as possible."

After all, every day they delay, innocent people will suffer more from the war.

——Dividing——Line——

Woo-wa-wa-wa——

Si Ke Si looked at the surrounding environment in shock. To be honest, she was really scared when she was picked up by the alien, but fortunately, the ability to pretend to be calm that she had learned when she was studying on the home planet of Huangquan No. 8 came into play, so that the other priests around her did not notice the problem.

But this seems to be the servant's room?

Sikos scanned the surroundings, and found almost no difference except that left and right seemed to be reversed.

That being stuffed them into the mirror?

Sis thought it was nonsense, but the other priests had already started preparing to violently dismantle it. After all, a mere piece of glass would not be able to stop the followers of Om Messiah. A random hot melt would be enough to completely break it through.

At this time, the servants' room, which had lost its night light, had returned to its original brightness. Many priests left quickly, as they all knew how dangerous their current size was.

After quickly escaping from the servant's room, using magnetism to attach herself to the surface of the corridor handrail and then climbing to the window, Sis suddenly realized that something was wrong.

and many more!

Her artificial eye kept zooming in and out, repeatedly checking every area below, but in this crazy scan she didn't find even a single figure!

What's going on here?

Soon she received communications from other priests. Apparently, they had encountered the same thing. At the request of a higher-ranking priest, Sis had to stop thinking and start patrolling and searching the area planned by that priest.

But the more she searched, the more terrified she became.

The world turned upside down before her eyes. From the smallest words to the largest stars above her head, everything began to move in the opposite direction to the trajectory planned by Om Messiah. Everything was so natural, and yet so terrifying.

But how is this possible?

Si Ke Si would rather believe that she had entered some kind of illusion, otherwise all this would be too absurd!

What exactly is that blue existence!

Why was He able to do all this?

Setting rules for the universe is clearly the authority that only the God of All Things has!

Just as Sis was in fear, a priest suddenly broadcast a message:

"Don't try to use the food of this world to soothe your flesh and blood. The weak flesh cannot absorb these right-handed amino acids."

Dextrorotatory amino acids...

The vast majority of amino acids in nature are left-handed, and humans can only absorb left-handed amino acids. This means that although the food in this world can be seen and touched, and even any properties are no different from those in the original world, it is destined to be unable to be absorbed because of the mirror reversal in an extremely small area.

This is a land of exile. Unless you can completely abandon your weak body, you will starve to death no matter how much you eat.

Absurd, Sikos thought.

She looked up at the mirrored stars. From the largest celestial orbits to the smallest microscopic scales, everything in this world spoke of and demonstrated a power beyond mortal cognition and even imagination.

But, but...

Sis looked blankly at the countless inverted stars. She could hear the cheers of the bubble guns, which her metal limbs held and kept pulling the triggers.

[The subspace is so peaceful, praise the blue god of all machines!] ×N

Blue...

No, she would never entertain such blasphemous thoughts.

Volume 1: Chapter 30: The Lifeless Warp

Time passed quickly, and soon many mini-priests confirmed an indisputable fact through careful investigation:

There is no living creature in this world except them, not even a single living cell!

——In fact, this world should have plants, but due to the unique climate environment of the Hive Planet, plants cannot grow at all.

"But if there really are no living things, then where do these buildings come from?"

A priest asked in confusion.

"...the original wisdom that exists naturally in the universe?"

Many priests were silent.

The so-called original wisdom that exists naturally in the universe is a general term for the blueprints recorded in the STC. The Mechanicus believes that those sophisticated structures exist naturally in the universe, and the so-called production process is nothing more than their reproduction.

"Or..." Another priest offered a more likely option, "Is this just a sophisticated illusion?"

It would be more reasonable to think that you are in an illusion than to enter a universe that is completely opposite to reality except that there are no living things.

"Impossible!" A high-ranking mechanical priest, whose height and length were completely inhuman, resembling a giant red monster, firmly objected. "I've checked myself many times. This can't be an illusion."

Hearing this, everyone fell silent.

The priest's brain was loaded with a large number of slim microprocessors, and his body was equipped with an array of thinkers. With this level of calculation, he could easily analyze whether what he was in was real or not. After all, such infinite details could never be possessed by a mere illusion. Even if he could really achieve that level of illusion, he couldn't use it to deal with minions like them.

"Subspace." Someone suddenly suggested, "We can enter the subspace and observe to better determine the differences between the current area and our original world."

Subspace?

Si Ke Si felt the enthusiasm of the machine spirit behind her, but in the end she didn't say much.

The group then came to the port and randomly chose a transport ship from the Odos family of the merchant dynasty. Since there were no living people blocking them, the group easily entered the ship and began to try to restart it.

After the customary soothing of the machine spirit, the entire ship was successfully activated amidst the binary hymn. As it quickly took off, many priests even had a subtle feeling that "it might not be bad to be the only one in the world."

After all, there are no other people, so they can research alien technology however they want and dig up any alien grave they want, and no one will bother them.

"Reach Mandeville Point, open the Geller Stand, and prepare to enter the warp."

Sikos stood in the corridor, looking at the metal curtains hanging on both sides to block the light from the other side of the stars. This was necessary for navigating the warp, and only in this way could the human mind be protected from the erosion and poisoning of the warp.

This is the gift of Om Messiah.

Then, the warp voyage began.

Because there was no assistance from a navigator, the priests actually chose short-distance jumps, that is, they calculated the intended route and trajectory of the spacecraft in advance, and then monitored the subspace flow direction of the corresponding position through the subspace engine, so as to calculate the expected position within about 5 light years and start a blind jump like skipping stones.

However, the mechanical priest who was in charge of commanding the short-distance jumps once again felt incomprehensible absurdity after receiving the feedback of the subspace data.

The reason is simple: the subspace is too calm. If the original subspace should be a surging wave with countless ferocious predators hiding under the tide, then the subspace of this world is like a pool of stagnant water without ripples.

Unable to understand, he silently recorded it all and began his first jump.

The result of the jump was... it arrived exactly at the predetermined location, with zero error, zero casualties, zero damage to the hull, and many people might not even realize that they had just entered the subspace!

This this……

"Impossible, this shouldn't be the case!"

How is it possible to travel through the subspace so freely!

This is so unrealistic, like a joke from God!

"Try again." He commanded, gripping the Axe of Ohm Messiah tightly in his hand. His voice couldn't help but tremble. "Don't activate the Geller Stand this time."

"Not activating the Geller stance? But..."

"Theoretically, the warp here won't harm our minds." He said firmly, "I will never admit that all this is true, so let me witness it with my own eyes."

If they were swallowed by the torrents of the Warp, it would prove that all this was but a sad illusion.